#i will pretend it never happened
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Today I got a work email from a colleague and they used "haha" and I thought of you.
did you make sure to shoot them dead with a hydrogen bomb shot out a tank at point blank range
#STOPPP BRUHHHH SHDBSHHDSHD#I WILL NEVER SHOW EMOTION AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!#i need to type like a big law lawyer who hates life but lovesss money#'okay.' sent from iphone#in response to the most heartbreaking news ever#im crying SOTPP#thank u but i hate yodu 😭😭😭😭#THATS IN MY PAST NOW OK#my cringe....#i will pretend it never happened#excommunicating that word from my vernacular#not sure i used any of those wrods right but idc#im embarrassed 😭😭#ty for thinking of me tho thats actually so funny LMFOA I FORGOT I DID THAT#my Rage over that....#good lort.. my Fury#thats so funny thank you anon 😭#dont forget to hit the slay button (dangerous intent)
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i cannot fucking believe i am wheeling this out again
#james somerton#hbomberguy#i know some people think it's best to leave him alone but now he's uploading essays and fully seeming to pretend this didnt happen#and i would like us to never forget that this happened. and keep this information circulating#the rebrand also has confused some people who only realise it's him after the video starts so. he's deliberately trying to bury it
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You don't wish your disability was worse or more visible, you wish your disability was taken seriously. Please stop confusing the two, I guarantee you would not get the support you need JUST by being more severe or more visible. Please listen to visibly disabled people when we tell you it isn't better on our side
#m/cc#mine#I tried extremely hard to word this nicely because I KNOW people don't mean bad and often even know there are unique challenges#and believe me I know the challenges of invisible disability too!!#I have invisible disabilities!#but as someone who has also been at least visibly 'off' since they were 10 I am SO SICK of invisible disabilities being hailed as like#a unique extra oppression that us lucky visibly disabled people don't have to deal with#there are challenges to invisible disabilities that visibly disabled people DON'T have to deal with!#but you need to understand that *the reverse is also true*#there are MASSIVE benefits to being able to lie about your disability for example#or not dealing with the overt ableism that comes with your disability being obvious to everyone#*I do not have the option to pretend I'm not disabled.* that is never an option I have#I walk weirdly. I use a mobility aid now. my speech and face are 'off.' I lean to one side#for a long time I wore sunglasses 24/7 and often didn't make sense. I sometimes can't speak or won't react to others#for the most part people will always know that at the very least something is wrong with me#and more obviously I have people telling me they'll pray for me; telling me I can't do things I'm already in the process of doing;#wanting to shake my hand to tell me I'm an inspiration for not killing myself; giving me dirty looks for existing in public#and yes. I'm aware that this is very much an in-community issue. I know the average abled person doesn't know invisible disabilities exist#that's why there's so much awareness happening for it#but as a visibly disabled person I get SO TIRED of constantly hearing 'I wish my disability was visible :'('#it's just 'I wish I had your disability!' but from other disabled people
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...........slips gege ¥2000
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiita#jujutsu kaisen art#just lines n tones bc it is wednesday and i am Saving My Energy . gotta take it easy on the right hand lest something Happen#this is my warmup this is my offering this is my manifestation prayer#anyway *looks at tally marks on my bedroom walls* it is day 5673474 of drawing itfs embraces in the hopes that it will happen in canon#call me delusional if u want but ill b the one laughing when these two tackle each other into the most desperate hug later today#tears in eyes clutching at clothes clinging 2 each other with the intention of never letting go etc etc the whole 9#hands and knees gege i BEG pls give me an itfs narrowly-escaped-death reunion hug i am starving.....#ill even sweeten the deal u dont even have to draw it u can just use mine :)#anyway i am tired of pretending i don't think fushiguro Rash Emotional Decisions megumi would be the one 2 kiss yuuji first#argue with a wall <3
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it makes me so insane that rhaenyra is doing to jace exactly what viserys did to her. while obviously rhaenyra cannot acknowledge her children's parentage publicly, this episode makes it clear that she has refused to acknowledge it to said children, even in private, ever. even though said children have been forced to live through stares and bullying and derision their entire lives because of it. and she continues to do things that undermine jace's claim, such that he is set up to face a potential civil war of his own when he tries to ascend to the throne. she is content to leave the consequences of her actions in having bastards for jace to deal with once she is dead, just as viserys was content to leave the consequences of his actions in making rhaenyra heir for rhaenyra to deal with once he was dead.
#i'm surprised jace isn't more insane actually. from this episode it is clear that rhaenyra has literally NEVER talked to him ab this#which is absolutely insane#imagine living your whole life with people hating you and knowing that they're probably accurate in the words they throw at you as insults#but your mom just like pretends it isn't happening even though again you have to live through it every single day#like damn this poor kid#jacaerys velaryon#jacaerys#jacaerys targaryen#jacaerys strong#rhaenyra targaryen#rhaenyra#viserys i targaryen#viserys#viserys i#viserys targaryen#hotd#house of the dragon#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon spoilers#hotd s2 spoilers#house of the dragon season 2 spoilers#house of the dragon s2#hotd s2#hotd s2 e7#house of the dragon season 2 episode 7
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why does no one care? all the non jews i follow are posting like today is a normal day. i want to scream. i want to break down. THEY DIED BECAUSE OF YOU and you can’t even put the effort into reposting a “sorry there’s six more jews dead now oops” post
#they died because of you#because of the leftists#because of “all eyes on rafah#i will never forgive you#we’ve seen how easily you abandoned your morals#how easy it is for you to cheer for jews dying#when this is no longer trendy and you all go back to pretending this never happened the way you did with ukraine#we won’t forget#antisemitism#rin’s rambles#israel#jewish#jumblr
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An interesting “side effect” of the canonization of the “classic era” meaning “younger era” is that the classic era now reads as “cute fun times” before the core cast became teenagers/tweens and things got super, super complicated.
Because the characters are “younger,” there’s an air of “little rascal innocence” to everything they do now. The new releases like Mania and Superstars now feel like little throwbacks to the young heroes just learning how to work together and make a difference in the world.
I don’t think this is a bad thing at all.
#this is actually something I’ve headcanoned for years#seeing it reflected like this in canon is actually pretty strange#but welcome#I genuinely think it makes much more sense#it reminds me a lot of the anime erased if anyone knows what that is#this was obviously never the plan from the beginning. Sega certainly just expected us to be like#‘oh it’s the same thing but pretend that sonic had green eyes the entire time’#but of course pontac and graff happened#and generations happened#and forces happened#and suddenly they had way too many gaps to fill#so all things considered I have no issue with this retcon#it fixes a lot of problems tbh#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic#amy rose#tails the fox#knuckles the echidna#classic sonic#sonic frontiers#sonic mania#sonic superstars#core four#sonic core four#miles tails prower
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[requests are closed] Anon i'm sorry this is so late I finished these months ago. I meant to draw more but never got around to it UUUH. SORRY SLDKJSLDGKJSD I love them so much. I need to draw them more. ;;v;;
-NO ROMANCE INCLUDED-
#isa doobles requests#isa's fanart#insertsomthinawesome#October2023#Twisted wonderland#twst#Cater Diamond#Trey Clover#twst cater#twst trey#i desperately need more of their awkward 'we were best friends but then riddle happened and now we pretend like everything is okay#while secretly knowing nothing i okay' dynamic#Trey is that bestie who does not do social media so whenever you need it you can give him all the tea SLDFKJSDLKJGSD#I'd actually drawn cater before this. But like. Never posted it WHEEZE#that's happened a lot with twst actually go figure.#I DREW THIS AGES AGO.... LIKE. BACK IN APRIL OR SOMETHING.#PROBABLY LATER THAN THAT#ANON I'M SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO POST. I LIED TO MYSELF THINKING I'D FIND TIME TO DRAW MORE#NO. I WAS BOO BOO THE FOOL
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bonus — jean definitely knew kevin followed shawn on social media since this happened:
the trojans social media au (pt. 14): shawn anderson you’re being perceived again + the laila & cat interaction is from tiktok and actually made me laugh out loud when i came across it so hehe i included it here. also a shorter part because i’ve spend the last hour or so trying to figure out the friend groups etc and i discovered some new things
babe wake up i made three new twitter profiles (since i’m trying to include as many of the people that were at least named in tsc and i noticed i missed haoyu, travis & sebastian so here are their accounts hehe i’ll see how i’ll include them later)
#the trojans social media au#i’m perceiving shawn so much i let him get a kevin day follow#jean knows but he pretends it has never happened#(when worlds collide)#but also every now and then shawn will be a little shit about it#all for the game#aftg#the sunshine court#tsc#jean moreau#kevin day#shawn anderson
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I'm very much not normal about loki and mobius right now
#the way I fully expected the show to just have them act like good ol' buddies#but instead they gave us extremely touchy mobius like that man couldn't let him go for a second#then LOKI ALMOST CONFESSING APPARENTLY???#Mobius not caring about getting his skin ripped off cos all the cares about is his loki being alright#AND THEN THEM FALLING ON TOP OF EACH OTHER??#And no mention of the selfcest kiss either and showing how sylvie just wants a normal little life????#Feels like they're pretending that romance never happened and I'm hoping it stays that way#Anyways I'm so not okay right now like homy shit#This is either the greatest romance ever or another horrible queerbait added to the list#Loki#Loki season 2#Loki season 2 spoilers#Lokius#Loki spoilers
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KINNPORSCHE (2022) | Episode 13 MY STAND-IN (2024) | Episode 4
#kpedit#msiedit#kinnporsche#kinnporsche the series#my stand in#my stand in the series#bible wichapas#build jakapan#up poompat#poom phuripan#pepzi banchorn#kpep13#msiep4#vegaspete#mingjoe#sasa gifs#clairedaring#userbunn#rinblr#uservix#userpharawee#userrlana#userrlaura#tuseralexa#userbon#ok last one#the 'can we pretend this never happened' cinematic universe directed by pepzi banchorn#me @ me girl stop doing this to yourself#maybe i should have kept the bisexual lighting for the other gifset it doesn't bother me seeing it next to the msi gifs as much as i though#it would mmm
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Buddie Countdown to Season 7:
16 days.
#911#buddie#911edit#buddieedit#911 on fox#911 fox#911 abc#evanbuckleyedit#eddiediazedit#my edit#buddies7#911hiatus2023#otp: you don't need to pretend with me#usercam#the fact that this scene is real but they never talked about it again is absolute insanity#what do you mean this happened#this is an aborted love confession#eddie here is fully aware hes in love with buck and i don't care#he knows exactly what hes saying he also knows buck wont call him out on it#its nuts#sure there are a few way to see the way buck interpreted this scene but like#this is a declaration of love no matter how buck viewed it so like#it is#madness#911verse#evan buckley#eddie diaz
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Palamedes could only stick around because he planned for it in advance. The Canaan House servants were called back and bound to skeletons. This level of persistence in a revenant is remarkably rare and is usually intentional. So how does Wake do it?
#awake remembrance of these valiant dead#the locked tomb#commander wake#the locked tomb theories#tlt#i don't think this is explicitly stated anywhere#if it is then i will delete this post and pretend it never happened
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9-1-1 - SEASON 8 EPISODE 1 BUCK AND TOMMY [268px ver]
#i like this one more#why didnt i go with 540 to begin with lmfaoooo#why is there an apostrophe missing in this one???? kill me#fixed it. lets pretend that never happened#bucktommy#evan buckley#tommy kinard#otp trying to keep up#bucktommyedit#evanbuckleyedit#tommykinardedit#911edit#gifset#*911#*mine#*gifset#tv: 911#911 show#911 s8ep01#911 spoilers#userkayla#jddryder#userabs#tuserhayden#spxcekya
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Some past fiddlestan? (Like Ford just went through the portal. He gone now. Past. Yk?)
The mystery misery yaoi
#the angst potential is so juicy#I understand why it might not be everyone's cup of tea but I like the idea of them being so 'toxic' for each other (after the portal#incident. if they met before I think they'd be pretty healthy and wholesome)#like. Fidds is already kinda losing it because of the memory gun and Stan is grieving. they're not in a mental state for a relationship#Stan would hit him with his car by accident and then try to gaslight him that 'no that never happened you're imagining things'#and Fidds would be pretending that Stan is actually Ford or trying to use the memory gun on Stan to make him believe he IS Ford#or. my favorite yet. the one I have as 'canon' in my head. they end up in a messy relationship but Fidds thinks Stan is Ford#and in tge end Stan can't keep pretending and he ends things or something#there's also the more 'happy' versions. where Fidds is still sane enough to help Stan work on the portal. I'll make some fanart of it#at least of Fiddleford tending to his burn wound or something. for now take this little doodle (I thought it was funny but what do I know)#ask#not anon#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddlestan#young fiddleford#young stan pines#young stanley pines#art#fanart#traditional art#misery yaoi#ignore all that it's late I'm tired I don't know what I'm writing
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It probably won’t (it will)
#hallariel seacaster#sklonda gukgak#sandra lynn faeth#you guys don’t get it. the fallinel trip. the trip. something about the trip. (gesturing to an empty conspiracy board)#the world is ending and the only thing that can save us is three middle aged mothers in love with each other#but in like a weird way where they really probably shouldn’t date#I cannot express how funny I think it is to pretend Sklonda Gukgak has a crush on Hallariel Seacaster#they are absolutely not compatible in any way#sklonda watching hallariel start a house fire while making breakfast and thinking ‘I need to kiss that strange woman.’#they would never happen in a million years but that’s the fun of it#on the other hand Sandra Lynn and Sklonda are actually soulmates and it’s a wonder to me that they haven’t fallen madly in love yet#but I’m patient and hopeful#telling me anything about the fantasy high parentcule is like letting a starved cow loose in a maize field#you can’t just show me a bunch of deeply flawed middle age parents and expect me not to make them all kiss each other y’know??#fantasy high#d20#sklonda fantasy high#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#d20 fanart#fh#d20 fh#fantasy high fanart#fhjy#the bad parents#polyamory#d20 fhjy#fantasy high junior year#undescribed#my art
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