kays-el-ecer

[time-is-an-allusion]

*realizes how young some people have started self-shipping and that saying my first self-ship involved Undertale characters makes me sound much, much younger than I actually am*

[twilve]

remember that one time i visited my family and for some reason my mom was particularly meaner to me than usual? like what the fuck was up with that? just that one summer, she was like 40% meaner and kept on lowkey calling me fat

[stargirl230]

thanks for the light

I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[fangedup]

💬

Years ago, I debated paying off a doctor to lie and tell my coach I was fine so I could keep training and fighting. I never did but I'm still not proud of having that thought

[july-19th-club]

seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

[noecantsleep]

WE ARE SO BACK

[mirrorhouse]

"You've grown old, Daniel." 1973 -> 2022

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 2.05 -> 1.01

[adriles]

when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess

[amikoroyaiart]

Some 22 and 09 angst doodles

[mattmonss]

Yaaaaaaaaaaawnnn

[lazylittledragon]

look gang i know the cishets are going to be annoying about chappell roan like they are with every popular queer artist but we CAN'T gatekeep, because think about how much it would've meant to your little queer self to hear songs about girls kissing girls being played on the radio every single day

[8-worms-in-a-trenchcoat]

i want several 500k word fics elaborating on this “again”, and then i want the same thing in cannon

[houseswife]

people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries

[phantomrose96]

Coworker pronounced gigabyte as "jigabyte" today and I've never seen a room full of engineers so immediately ready to fight

[choccy-milky]

seb about to learn every language there is 📚📚

[cryptidkey]

Kunikida and some loser