#?????????????????what the hell man
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remember that one time i visited my family and for some reason my mom was particularly meaner to me than usual? like what the fuck was up with that? just that one summer, she was like 40% meaner and kept on lowkey calling me fat
#like we had to go to my cousins wedding and they had free beer#so i got a beer cuz it was free and my sister bought a cocktail instead#and my moms like see your sister drinks a lady drink#beer will give you a fat belly#and im like u know what im gonna drink like five beers then#and i just ignored her for the whole night bc im like what the fuck is ur problem#i was like 22#but like the whole time we were together she just found every opportunity to call me fat for some reason#and i wasnt even fat like i know enough about my body to know that i was not fat#like wtf i dont understand why she was doggin on me so much that one summer#then never again did anyone imply that i was fat#just that particular summer i will never learn why i guess#and we had to go dress shopping for the wedding and she kept on being like#hmmm idk if anything will fit you#andim like bro im a size 4#sorry my older sister is a size 2 but like that doesnt mean im fat#and she kept on being like oh you cant wear that dress bc its too revealing on ur body but ur sister can wear it and it looks dainty on her#?????????????????what the hell man
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i'm just a kid
i never use my brain
i only use my heart
and my imagination
#girlblogger#girlhood#sadgirl#bunny#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#americana#girlblogging#lana del ray moodboard#lana stan#ribbons and bows#lana how i hate those guys#i love lana del rey#yayo lana del rey#lana core#lana del ray aesthetic#lana unreleased#lana del rey#lana is our queen#million dollar man#coquette dollete#dollete aesthetic#dollblr#dollcore#bimbo doll#dollette#blythe doll#girl interrupted#just girly things#this is what makes us girls#hell is a teenage girl
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you know, I've been thinking about it, and there is actually one single scenario in which I would be okay with not getting a big ol' "Silver Vanrouge" out of Lilia.
(just kidding, I still need some "call me Silver, Mr. Vanrouge is my father" in my life, please don't let me down on this one Twst)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#(gonna do the general episode 7 tags just in case but...weirdly i don't think this is specifically spoilery for once?)#why not though. why not both of 'em.#why not all of 'em. sebek can hyphenate.#lilia gazing wistfully up at the sky: it's what meleanor would have wanted#ghost meleanor with a bucket of popcorn watching the senate absolutely implode in impotent rage: hell yeah#i'm currently about 80/20 on whether or not i think we'll actually get silver vanrouge in canon#but man do i ever want it#if we all hold hands and believe very hard maybe we can manifest this by the time we finally get back to diasomnia#WE CAN DO IT 🤝🤝🤝
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Just casted a powerful curse on you.
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etho figured it out
#etho’s cut of this interaction is required viewing bc what the hell was that man#i am not exaggerating for comedic effect those are all things he actually said#my art#wlsmp#wild life smp#ethoslab#scott smajor#zombiecleo
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"Looking cool, Joker!!" ❤️🃏
and I told myself I wasn't going to do this redraw trend.... lol
#persona 5#persona 5 royal#akira kurusu#ren amamiya#pegoryu#ryuji sakamoto#sakamoto ryuji#when your right-hand man is also your hype man lol#morgana#persona 5 morgana#ca3 art#persona 5 joker#persona 5 protagonist#i forgot to post art on tumblr oops#this became one of my most popular pegoryu posts on Twitter what the actual hell lmafo#Morgana is jokers emotional support cat btw sorry i dont make the rules
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You make the sky feel less empty ⛅
#windyart#comic#broken horizon#cercerion#dima#sky#man.......... i love these two so fucking much what the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#they are so similar and so different. and both of them are me <3 i will not elaborate. if you know you know#anyway i hope u like this one!! i didnt want it to be super deep i just wanted to draw these two and put my whole ass into it
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#daddy issues#father issues#this is a girlblog#im just a girl#girlblog#hell is a teenage girl#girlhood#this is girlhood#this is what makes us girls#vent? not really#vent?#older male#older men <3#oldermen#older man younger woman#Spotify
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Tmagp 5 statement giver is so incredibly dumb he's like the anti Joshua Gillespie
#tmagp spoilers#tmagp#sorry baby but walking in an empty theatre for a sketchy horror give away what the hell were you expecting man cmon#the magnus protocol#tma#joshua gillespie#mag 2#tmagp 5
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the fuck i made
#ace attorney#larry butz#franziska von karma#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#erm#franbutz#larriska??#idk#please please don't tell miles edgeworth that they actually kissed#franziska's getting the most cringefail man in the universe#what would you papa say#ok ok listen i like franmaya i like franema but i just ooogh. the hell#fuck
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#girlblogger#girlhood#sadgirl#bunny#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#americana#girlblogging#lana del ray moodboard#lana stan#ribbons and bows#lana how i hate those guys#i love lana del rey#yayo lana del rey#lana del ray aesthetic#lana unreleased#lana del slay#lana del rey#lana is our queen#ghost girl#girl interrupted#just girly things#this is what makes us girls#hell is a teenage girl#tumblr girls#million dollar man#coquette dollete#dollete aesthetic#dollblr#dollcore#bimbo doll
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shawn's deep trust of lassiter keeps catching me so off-guard like when he's held captive and lassie and henry both turn up he tries to yell "carlton" not "dad" and when he sees a guy with a gun come into the restaurant he goes straight for lassie and keeps trying to get his attention instead of literally any of the other dozens of cops in the room with them and when he's telling someone to call the police he tells them to ask for lassiter, not jules, not vick, lassiter. like he spends all his time provoking lassie but the second there's danger there's literally no one else he trusts more
#psych#shawn spencer#carlton lassiter#shassie#like#what the hell man#also lassie calling him 'shawn' all through shawn takes a shot in the dark was Something#i know it's because he was with henry and it would have been weird to last name him to his dad#but still it was wild#AND shawn tried to call out to him as 'carlton' in the same episode??? hello???#and the moment where lassie stops the car and shawn immediately holds the gun out for him is like#yeah they annoy each other so so much#but they're soooo in sync#they Get each other#they drive me fucking crazy like everyone on the show talks about shawn and gus's weird little thing#but no one mentions shawn and lassie's weird little thing#probably because lassie would shoot them but still
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i need weed
#lana del rey#girlblogger#femcel#lizzy grant#girlblogging#this is what makes us girls#nympette#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#female hysteria#hyper feminine#female manipulator#virgin suicides#coquette aesthetic#coquette#dolette#million dollar man#girly tumblr#tumblr girls#cinnamon girl#it girl#girl interrupted#hell is a teenage girl#girlhood#this is a girlblog#ldr#lana del ray aka lizzy grant
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People honestly portray Tuvok as far too "rolling his eyes, reluctantly going along with Janeway's silly little shenanigans" - he's literally so serious about being right there with her on every decision she makes. Janeway's like "I'm going to stay behind if the ship blows up" and Tuvok's like "I'm staying with you." Janeway's like "I'm going to deliver every member of the Equinox crew into the jaws of death via an alien revenge massacre" and Tuvok protests a grand total of one time before being fully on the bridge assisting her. He was the only one with her when she made the decision to honor the caretaker's wishes and save the Ocampa, dooming them all. He was willing to get court marshalled in order to fulfill a wish she couldn't grant by her own hand: Get them home [no matter what happens to me] <- wherein 'me' is Tuvok. This was the same wish that spurred him forward when he had to leave her on that planet and everyone left thought him cold for trying to fulfill it without her when in his mind it was akin to a dying wish, the last thing she'd ever express to him: Get them home [no matter what happens to me.] <- wherein 'me' is Janeway. He told Seven that the golden rule to follow is that the captain is "ALWAYS RIGHT" <- (His ACTUAL words) and when Seven asks if the captain should be followed even if someone KNOWS she's wrong he says "Perhaps." This man is perhaps the most ride or die dude in the universe about Janeway. Despite her labeling him her 'moral compass' he is by NO means impartial or unbiased. He'd defend her to his last breath. He canonically makes detailed psychological observations about her and has for years. He accounts for her luck when calculating the success of certain plans. It's implied in 'Twisted' that Janeway typically listens to Tuvok's suggestions and follows them nearly without fail - to the point that he's surprised and obviously irritated when Chakotay doesn't. Despite this they've been inside one another's quarters so infrequently that Tuvok can remember each instance. They call each other "Captain" and "Mr. Tuvok" even though they've known each other for twenty years. There's something wrong with them.
#star trek voyager#TUVOK....TUVOOOOK. HEY. HEEEEY.#What the HELL did you mean by 'Remember this guideline: The Captain is Always Right.'#<- SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH HIM FR WHAT'S UP WITH HIM#Kathryn Janeway#Tuvok#WHAT are they DOOOIING <3<3#what does 'right' mean in this context since he confirms it does NOT mean 'correct' !!!!!! TUVOK!!!!! PICK UP THE PHONE!!!#the flipside to this is that Tuvok can do almost anything and Janeway's like 'continue on my dear old friend I trust you<3'#It's implied in 'Twisted' that Janeway listens to his suggestions nearly without fail and he's NOT happy that Chakotay doesn't do the same#which IS!!!!!!! INSANE!!!#Actually I'm adding this to the post.#Janeway: This man is my most trusted advisor.#Tuvok: Everything the captain says is correct at the end of the day. Even if it's wrong - no it isn't.#<- You are Chakotay and your hell has just begun#Janeway#Tuvok/Janeway#Janeway/Tuvok#what are they doiiiiing#with Spock & Kirk I know it's because they're in love with each other. What are Tuvok & Janeway DOOIIING
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hey do you guys like dedf1sh
#my art#splatoon#side order#acht mizuta#marina ida#splatoon paul#im not entirely a believer in the acht / paul sibling theory but i do think itd be funny as hell#like dude you forgot your brother man. what the fuck#although i guess it could still work it seems like octarian society is way fucked like maybe they didnt interact much to begin with#anyway. all my faves are my little fashion dolls#you guys like they/them tummy? you better
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When I say I want an older guy I don't mean I want some guy to walk around with and call daddy every 2 seconds. I want a guy who will actually spend time with me and hang out with me, I want a guy who will love me and not treat me like i'm some wh0re all the time outside the bedroom, I want a man and not some h0rny guy who's trapped in the mindset of some h0rny preteen who calls himself a man just because he's "reached the age of one"
#kissed by lizzy grant#coquette#coquette dollete#girl interrupted#girlblogging#hell is a teenage girl#lana del ray aesthetic#sparkle jump rope queen#crazy girl#girl blogger#girlcore#older man younger woman#older man younger boy#older women younger girl#older women and younger men#manic pixie dream girl#girlhood#girly stuff#this is what makes us girls#let me live in my delusions#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lizzy grant#sweet little girl#sweet little nymph#lana del rey#coquette aesthetic#coquette americana#going crazy#hyper feminine#female hysteria
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