#i used the incorrect quote generator on perchance

[gaygirldoodles]

Leo: My therapist was talking to me and she said that I really need to break down my walls and let people in..

Leo: So I've decided to break the fourth wall.

Leo: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.

[rats-and-robots]

Instead of spamming the tag with a shitton of incorrect quotes I'm just gonna make one big post.

(submissive Marazhai romance)

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Marazhai: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Von Valancius: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

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Von Valancius: You know, there’s only one person who can tell you what you are.

Marazhai: Me.

Von Valancius: No.

Von Valancius: Me.

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Von Valancius: What’s your body count?

Marazhai: Do you mean sex or murder?

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Von Valancius: Stay foxy.

Marazhai: Die lonely.

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Von Valancius: That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense.

Marazhai: You’ll do it?

Von Valancius: Of course.

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Von Valancius: I think I'm falling for you.

Marazhai: Then get up.

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Von Valancius: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Marazhai: What changed your mind?

Von Valancius: Oh, now I know that you’re a fake bitch. Why do you ask?

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Von Valancius: I love you.

Marazhai, not paying attention: What was that?

Von Valancius: I said I’m selling you to the zoo-

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Marazhai: We wouldn’t last two minutes without the Rogue Trader.

Marazhai:

Marazhai: Don’t tell them I said that.

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Von Valancius: I am in charge of this disaster!

Marazhai: I have a name, you know.

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Von Valancius: That was so hot, Marazhai.

Marazhai: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Von Valancius: I know.

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Von Valancius: Marazhai and I are no longer dating.

Marazhai: Rogue Trader, that’s a horrible way of telling people you branded me.

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Marazhai: I have feelings for you.

Von Valancius: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

[theclassclone]

Scudworth: Thank you for not saying 'I told you so'.

Candide: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.

[chaoswithcausation]

Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes

I did one of these for Virgil a while back and people seemed to like it, so I thought I’d do another one that’s not side-specific. Enjoy!

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Virgil: That's not funny. Remus: I thought it was funny. Virgil: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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Janus: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

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Roman: As usual, Roman has to save the day! Janus: As usual, Janus has to hear about it.

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Roman: But who gets which pencil? Janus: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Logan gets the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.

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Patton: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying? Remus: Damn, if people did that to each other, Janus would've killed me years ago.

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Janus, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

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Patton: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter? Janus: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes. Remus: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

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Remus: Are you reading fan fiction? Logan, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No. Remus: Oh, is it on AO3? Logan: This is CNN.

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Roman: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield." Logan: Opposite over hypotenuse. Logan: Dipshit.

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*Remus is comforting Janus after Virgil left to join the core sides* Remus: Stop crying because it’s over. Start smiling because Virgil is someone else’s problem now.

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Janus, texting: Patton, will you please go to sleep? Patton, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up? Janus, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP! Janus, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon? Patton, texting: I’m trying Janus, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH Janus, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky :)

[tacosandtouchtanks]

Tina: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Zeke: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Tina: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Zeke: Is it working?

Zeke: Is this mistletoe? Tina: Uh, no, no, that is basil. Zeke: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you. Tina: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

Zeke: Can you cut me some slack, Tina? I’m sort of in love. Tina: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Zeke: I’m in love with you. Tina: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

Rudy: Just be yourself. Tina: Really? Rudy, I have one day to win over Zeke’s parents. Tina: How long did it take for you guys to like me? Alex: Couple of weeks. Louise: Six months. Gene: Jury’s still out. Tina: See Rudy? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!

[thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy]

Person A: Hey bro, what do you want to eat?

Person B: The souls of the innocent!

Person C: A bagel.

Person B: No!

Person C: Two bagels.

[avocado-frog]

Incorrect quote compilation

Jaxon: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Dylan. Leo: For the record, I already found them. Elliot: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation. Leo: They stabbed me! Jaxon: I'm surprised they waited this long, Leo. We've all had the urge.

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Dylan: Why do you act like we’re three year olds? Jaxon, exasperated: WHY?!? Jaxon points at Leo: YOU TRIED TO HIJACK A CAR! Jaxon points at Elliot: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK! Jaxon points at Dylan: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND! Jaxon: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

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Elliot: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?! Leo: Alright. Jaxon: Hey, I- Elliot: SHUT UP! Jaxon: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!! Leo: It was bound to be stupid.

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Jaxon, holding a toy lightsaber: I’m Darth Vader! Elliot: I’m done with everyone’s bullshit.

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Logan: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.

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Jaxon: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around? Leo: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

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Leo: Can I bother you for a second? Lily: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Logan: Lily, keep an eye on Leo today. She's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Lily: Sure, I'd love to see Leo get punched. Logan: Try again. Lily, sighing: I will try to stop Leo from getting punched.

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Logan, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down. Leo: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven... Elliot, visibly confused: Okay, so she decided to put the cutting board in the oven? Logan, spraying Leo: You FUCKING DUMBASS! Leo: Dude, I forgot- Logan: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!? Dylan: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

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Logan: You know what I learned from my friendship with Leo? Cass: There’s no such thing as too mean? Lily: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them? Jaxon: Always hold a grudge?

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Logan: When's the last time we all got together like this Leo: Hmm. The time Jaxon dropped me off a building.

[jadecantcreate]

coalecroux incorrect quote doodles (its ironic guys)

i slightly modified & used this (^) quote from perchance’s incorrect quote generator

[gaehive-incorrect-quotes]

Welcome !

This is the Gaehive Incorrect Quotes blog, made for members of the community known as the Gaehive.

Respond in the comments of this post with your name and pronouns to be added to the incorrect quotes. Feel free to DM me or comment to change said name and pronouns at any time.

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This blog is run by Charlie [ @i-like-her-like-that on Tumblr, @/northern_spearmxnt on Gaehive. ].

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Have a nice day. :] <3

Drink some water, and maybe get up and take a break if you've been sitting here for a while. Check your posture. <3

[ghost-ferry]

Hi I found your incorrect quote about Bunnydoll world domination (I love that ship) and I love your art style so more incorrect quotes??? Please??? And like if I want some I use Incorrect Quote Generator Perchance so if you're already using that then cool but like

Incorrect quotes I beg 🙏🙏🙏

Damn people really like my incorrect quotes comics

I also use an incorrect quote generator for all my comics

Also thank you for the compliment ☺️

[mercury50]

Moby-Dick Incorrect Quotes from the Perchance Incoorect Quote Generator (Part I/?)

Ahab: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder. Ahab: glares at Starbuck Starbuck: Well, sorry I have morals!

Daggoo: Last night I found out Tashtego is a sleep talker. Ishmael: Oh, really? Daggoo: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

Starbuck: Why can’t we all just get along? Stubb: Because most of us are assholes, Starbuck.

Ahab: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

Starbuck: None of those words are in the Bible! Stubb: Psalm 119:105. “And Jesus said unto his followers, should a manlet incel attempt to mansplain the blockchain to a girlboss, may she waste his time and yassify his blorbos” Starbuck: HE DID NOT FUCKING SAY THAT!

Ahab, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

Stubb: Could you be anymore annoying? Pip: Yes.

Ishmael: My level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.

Tashtego: I hate Pip. Daggoo: Don’t say hate. That is a mean word. Tashtego: Fine, I LOATHE Pip.

Flask: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog". Stubb: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

Ishmael: Can I ask a dumb question? Queequeg: Better than anyone I know.

[gaygirldoodles]

Delilah: Help! Someone at the prom has been killed!

Chloe: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.

[lesbianfrog666]

Couldn’t draw cause I hurt my wrist during PE so instead here’s a list of memes I made using Perchance’s incorrect quotes generator

[ryan--sky]

Star Nerds Incorrect Quotes

Most of the quotes come from Perchance Incorrect Quotes Generator.

Ford : Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos–

Doctor : I wrote you a poem.

Ford, already crying: You did ?

Doctor : When I met Stanford, he threatened me with a gun. When I met Stanley, he threatened me with a baseball bat. So, naturally, I assumed that Stanley was the responsible one.

*We see Stan in the background teaching Dipper and Mabel to shoot with a gun*

Doctor : I was wrong.

*Ford joins them with a sci-fi gun and makes a bush explode*

Doctor : There is no responsible one.

Ford : You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.

Ford : Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Doctor !

Doctor : You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

Ford : I’m this close to falling in love with the Doctor.

Stan : Your fingertips are touching.

Ford : Exactly.

Stan : Ford–

Ford, crying : The Doctor used to call me Ford.

Stan : Because it’s your fucking name !

Mabel, hugging Ford : Grunkle Stan, I told you, HE IS SENSITIVE !

Ford : Ah shit, I forgot.

Doctor : Forgot what ?

Ford : How do you expect me to answer that ?

Doctor : Ford, you love me, right ?

Ford : Usually I'd say yes without question but I'm worried about where this is going.

Doctor : What's gone wrong, Stan ?

Stan : Hey ! Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.

Doctor : That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling ?

Stan : Well... There’s a crisis.

Stan : How does the Doctor usually get out of these messes ?

Ford : He doesn’t. He just makes a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Ford : My only talent is being stress.

Doctor : Don't you mean stressed?

Ford : No.

Ford : The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

Doctor : Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you, it'd ruin the mystery.

Ford, proudly: I slept.

Doctor : Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?

Doctor : Ford is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

Ford : Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.

Ford : Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Doctor : I hate you.

Ford : Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

Ford : Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

Stan : You're a lying piece of shit !

Doctor : Oh yeah ? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD !

Ford : I'm leaving and I'm taking the TARDIS with me !

Mabel, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

Mabel : You’re like a thousand years old.

Ford : I'm sixty two !

Mabel : And your boyfriend is like two thousand years old.

Doctor : I’m… Wait, hold up. That’s fair.

Ford : What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along?

Stan : What did you just say-

Ford : Foetons! *Laughs*

Stan : Wh-what?

Doctor : *Laughs from afar*

Ford : You're ignoring all your problems.

Doctor : I know.

Ford : You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism ?

Doctor : I'm ignoring that fact as well.

Ford :

Ford : I'm going to fight the next person who insults the Doctor.

Doctor : I hate myself.

Ford : Alright, square up.

Ford : "You look tired" well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease.

Doctor: Alright, so the vampire's gravestone is—

Ford: Cenotaph.

Doctor: What ?

Ford: It's only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honouring someone whose body isn't present is a cenotaph.

Doctor: I'm... not sure that's how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own.

Ford: There's a precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and reinterred elsewhere. There's no rule that says the body itself can't do the removing.

Doctor: Okay, but the body is very much coming back. That's kind of what we're here to accomplish.

Ford: So it's a temporary cenotaph.

Doctor: And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity.

Ford: Semantic ambiguity is how vampires get you.

[zephyrdevos]

Welcome!

Hello, welcome to Things That Saiki Characters Would Do or TTSCWD. Right now, I have four main series going on:

-Saiki Incorrect Quotes: Exactly what it says on the tin.

-Saiki (Generated) Incorrect Quotes: Also exactly what it says on the tin. I use Perchance Incorrect Quotes generator.

-Saiki Fanmade Quotes: Like the Incorrect Quotes series, but not from any specific work. All original quotes.

-This Must Be The Work Of...: Things I see in real life and on the internet that gives off the vibe of a particular character.

This blog is also my main one, so I'll use it for interactions with other users. (For example, the Camp Half-Blood news blog.)

[tea-cake-and-sarcasm]

Enjoy this assortment of Incorrect Death Note Quotes I generated at 2am

L , Light &amp; Misa: *screaming*

Rem: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Misa?!

L : Wait, why are you asking Misa that when Light and I are also here?

Rem: Because Misa wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

Misa: I'm cold.

Rem: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Light: I'm cold.

Ryuk: I can't control the weather, Light.

Light: You know, Rem gives Misa flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Ryuk: Okay.

*Later*

Ryuk: *gives Misa flowers*

Misa: ???

Ryuk: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

Misa: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

Rem: Um, murder???

Ryuk: Adventuring!

Light: Tuesday.

Rem: I give up. I am so tired.

Ryuk: Get the emergency supply!

Light: *carries Misa and places them in front of Rem*

Misa: *smiles*

Rem: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

Misa: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!

Misa: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Light: I did?

Misa: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Light.

Misa: *walks away*

Light:

Light: They're gone Ryuk.

Ryuk, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!

Ryuk: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul!

Light: Why is Misa's a monster?

Misa: Ryuk, you forgot Light's! Its only an empty space!

Ryuk, proudly: Exactly

Misa, staring upwards: So, Light broke up with me… haha…

Ryuk: Why are you looking up?

Misa: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!

Matt: So, are you two friends?

Near : Yes.

Mello: No.

Near : ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Mello, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

Near : You know what I asked Santa for Christmas this year?

Mello: If you say me, I swear I’ll—

Near : You? What? No, I asked him for that cool Ninjago Lego set we saw in Target!

Naomi, at Beyond’s funeral: I need a moment with them.

Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*

Naomi, leaning over Beyond’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Beyond, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

Generator used: Perchance Incorrect Quotes Generator https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator