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Normal people: wow he's so hot

Me: Wow I need to see him throw up

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I just want to hear someone moaning, see them rubbing their stomach, burping, gagging up tiny mouthfuls of stringy spit. I want them to say, “i think I’m gonna be sick…” - want to hear “I’m so- nauseous” as they fight through the retch building in their throat.

I could watch forever, their heaving stomach as they get close, building up anticipation, breathing through it, begging for it all to come up, talking about how sick they feel, on and on. Drooling, tongue lolling out their mouth, gags getting more productive, like a mantra: “i think I’m going to… [gag, spit, sigh, moan]” And repeat.

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I watched kpdh 💛 I luv them sm

dw they got her

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men have those slutty veins in their hands and expect you not to lose a lil focus

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I have one favorite ship

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day 1 of having an oc: i think shes gonna be an elf!

day 600: ive been pondering the elfs miscarriage

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young queer people talk to queer people who are older than you so you don’t start making inane discourse about things that have been a non-issue since before you (or I, a whole adult) were born

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You only truly know your Warhammer 40k OC if you know which Chaos Deity would corrupt them and why.

and you should totally not tell me this.

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i love consulting my pervert sommelier friends on the jerk material selection of the day

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Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.

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《Traitor》

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anyway, I love adult content. I love erotic art having a space to exist online. I love seeing people making connections over creativity and shared hog cranking. I don’t love everything everyone is cranking their hogs to but it’s also none of my god damn business. fuck the evangelical rise of censorship. fuck ruining people’s livelihoods.

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It is hard to threaten people when you forget to put the cat out. My OCs (Vex and Robert the cat) This has gotten shared in at least one Facebook cat group and I honestly love that so, so much. Very wholesome.

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occasionally I still see people complaining abt top/bottom discourse in fandom and like. my hot take? they don’t have to have penetrative sex at all 😭

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worlds worst man (banu) gains divine right to do whatever he wants (being the rogue trader)

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I love hijab Mohawks