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Moby-Dick Incorrect Quotes from the Perchance Incoorect Quote Generator (Part I/?)

Ahab: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder. Ahab: glares at Starbuck Starbuck: Well, sorry I have morals!

Daggoo: Last night I found out Tashtego is a sleep talker. Ishmael: Oh, really? Daggoo: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

Starbuck: Why can’t we all just get along? Stubb: Because most of us are assholes, Starbuck.

Ahab: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

Starbuck: None of those words are in the Bible! Stubb: Psalm 119:105. “And Jesus said unto his followers, should a manlet incel attempt to mansplain the blockchain to a girlboss, may she waste his time and yassify his blorbos” Starbuck: HE DID NOT FUCKING SAY THAT!

Ahab, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

Stubb: Could you be anymore annoying? Pip: Yes.

Ishmael: My level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.

Tashtego: I hate Pip. Daggoo: Don’t say hate. That is a mean word. Tashtego: Fine, I LOATHE Pip.

Flask: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog". Stubb: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

Ishmael: Can I ask a dumb question? Queequeg: Better than anyone I know.