#incorrect clone high

[theclassclone]

Joan: Should I be concerned? Topher: Now? No. In twenty minutes? ...strong maybe.

[queermarsworld]

Bowuigi

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

Before Bowser started flirting with Luigi, he was encouraged by the green plumber to look for other love opportunities—some possibly closer than the Koopa King realized.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Raph’s T-Phone rings]

Raph, answering: Hello?

Casey, holding back his laughter: Is your refrigerator running?

Raph: Very funny, Casey. Bye!

Casey: Woah! Woah! Raph, I’m in lockdown! On death row!

[rebelcharmings]

happy pride month☺️☺️☺️🏳️‍🌈have some eah fake tweets

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: If a girl is interested in me, I'm not gonna ignore it!

Weiss: *blushing* Ruby, I... I want you.

Ruby: Want me to what?

Weiss: I uh, um.

Ruby: Forgot what you were gonna say? It happens to me all the time, don't worry!

[imdead2124]

Crosshair: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Tech: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Crosshair: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Echo: edible

[alienboy51]

lance: all i'm saying is, a girl is interested in me, and i'm not going to ignore it.

keith: lance, i want you

lance:

lance: you want me to what?

keith: um, um-

lance: forget what you were gonna say? happens to me all the time

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Shadowheart: Ugh, it makes me so mad I could kiss you!

Lae’zel: What was that?

Shadowheart: I'm sorry, what? I-I said it makes me so mad I could...piss...glue.

Lae’zel: I've never heard that before-

Shadowheart: It's a very common expression!

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Mace: What did Obi-Wan do this time? Depa: More like WHO did Obi-Wan do this time?

[mingareco]

Its seems weird to me how Anakin became a literal slave to Palpatine so easily and didn't go against him at least once.

Sidious got him shitty limbs and crappy life support suit with constant pain reasoning that pain help him gain power in the dark side and

Anakin "I will disassemble this damn star destroyer piece by piece to get rid of this vibration that happens once a month or not" Skywalker didn't go ballistic as a mechanic.

"Go kriff yourself." leaving to the first scrap market to create most advanced prosthetic limbs known to the galaxy.

We could've not only get Vader, who is strong, experienced and cunning but also fast, agile and deadly silent as well as see Sidious come up with sadistic shit and get fucked each time. When he gets fed up with Anakin (he hasn't even finished saying word no) he tries to fry him with lightning and Vader who made sure his suit has electrical grounding as well as Faraday cage tech go

"Dafuq, are you doing you senile piece of shit"

And clones/troopers respect go stonks ↗️↗️ because their General just deflects lightning that melts metal with his "Simple Man Rage™" aura

[susanoosama01]

Obi-Wan is both a MILF and a DILF.

[theclassclone]

Frida: My New Years resolution is to get really into essential oils and then make sure I bring up the fact that I'm really into essential oils in every conversation I have until the end of time.

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Ace: Everything I need to know, I learned on the streets!

Jack: So you suck at taking tests?

Ace: *finger guns* Yeah.

[golyadkin]

God if only

[dewying-my-best]

Potential scene/fic idea, internalised homophobia Topher:

Joan: So, Abe says you like me?

Topher: What? Why? When?

Joan: Like an hour ago? Do you not?

Topher: No, no, I do.

Joan: Look, you're... a guy, but I just broke up with JFK, I'm not ready for a relationship. Maybe we could go out once or twice, but I don't think it'd go anywhere.

Topher: Eh, no thanks.

Joan: But Abe said—

Topher: I Know What He Said! Maybe I don't like you as much as I thought. I mean, I didn't even notice until Abe said he liked y...ou.

Joan: What? He said that?

Topher: Yeah...

Joan: Oh. Maybe I should try—

Topher: No!

Joan: No? Why?

Topher: Because I like you!

Joan: I thought you said you didn't

Topher: Then I don't know, okay?! I just don't want you going out with Abe! Go out with anyone else! Just not Abe, okay?!

Joan: Topher... do you like Abe?

Topher: No! Shut up! I'm straight! Not that there's anything wrong with being queer, it's fine, but I am not!

Joan: Topher...

Topher: I don't like Abe like that, okay?! I don't! Shut up!

Joan: Hey...

Topher: What?!

Joan: I won't go out with Abe.

Topher: What? Really? Wait, why not? He really likes you and he deserves a good partner, why would you not—

Joan: I think someone else would be happier with him. I'll let him down easy.

Topher: You really don't have to... he doesn't even want to be around me right now...

Joan: I'll take care of it. Whatever it was. You two can be friends again.

Topher: Whatever. Do what you want.

Joan: ... Right. *starts walking off*

Topher: Hey, Joan..?

Joan: Yeah?

Topher: thank you

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Raph? Are you... crying?

Raph: I'm not crying! I'm just... leaking anger.

Leo: It really seems like you're crying.

Raph: OF COURSE I'M CRYING!!