#incorrect clone high

[theclassclone]

Joan: Should I be concerned? Topher: Now? No. In twenty minutes? ...strong maybe.

[queermarsworld]

Bowuigi

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

Before Bowser started flirting with Luigi, he was encouraged by the green plumber to look for other love opportunities��some possibly closer than the Koopa King realized.

[rebelcharmings]

happy pride month☺️☺️☺️🏳️‍🌈have some eah fake tweets

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: If a girl is interested in me, I'm not gonna ignore it!

Weiss: *blushing* Ruby, I... I want you.

Ruby: Want me to what?

Weiss: I uh, um.

Ruby: Forgot what you were gonna say? It happens to me all the time, don't worry!

[imdead2124]

Crosshair: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Tech: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Crosshair: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Echo: edible

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Raph’s T-Phone rings]

Raph, answering: Hello?

Casey, holding back his laughter: Is your refrigerator running?

Raph: Very funny, Casey. Bye!

Casey: Woah! Woah! Raph, I’m in lockdown! On death row!

[alienboy51]

lance: all i'm saying is, a girl is interested in me, and i'm not going to ignore it.

keith: lance, i want you

lance:

lance: you want me to what?

keith: um, um-

lance: forget what you were gonna say? happens to me all the time

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Shadowheart: Ugh, it makes me so mad I could kiss you!

Lae’zel: What was that?

Shadowheart: I'm sorry, what? I-I said it makes me so mad I could...piss...glue.

Lae’zel: I've never heard that before-

Shadowheart: It's a very common expression!

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Mace: What did Obi-Wan do this time? Depa: More like WHO did Obi-Wan do this time?

[caitlynskitten]

Mrs. Thornhill: It looks like you have ADD.

Enid: ADD? You mean…. I’m dying?

Mrs. Thornhill: What? No, it just means you have attention deficit disorder. As well as it’s hyperactive cousin ADHD.

Enid: Oh my god…. wow. I think I need a minute to think about this.

Wednesday: *from afar* You’re not dying you idiot.

[theclassclone]

Topher: I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's families as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts, so in a way, it's like they are letting their children die all over again.

[susanoosama01]

Obi-Wan is both a MILF and a DILF.

[golyadkin]

God if only

[caitlynscat]

Junior year at Nevermore

Yoko: You know what Enid, I'm going to date a lot more this year.

Enid: *Staring at Wednesday reading at the fountain*

Enid: I want to date Wednesday! She's attractive, smart, athletic, good-looking, she's hot, she's photogenic; takes pride in her appearance. I guess what I'm trying to say is.... I admire her commitment to community service.

Yoko:

Yoko: I mean I guess.

[dewying-my-best]

Potential scene/fic idea, internalised homophobia Topher:

Joan: So, Abe says you like me?

Topher: What? Why? When?

Joan: Like an hour ago? Do you not?

Topher: No, no, I do.

Joan: Look, you're... a guy, but I just broke up with JFK, I'm not ready for a relationship. Maybe we could go out once or twice, but I don't think it'd go anywhere.

Topher: Eh, no thanks.

Joan: But Abe said—

Topher: I Know What He Said! Maybe I don't like you as much as I thought. I mean, I didn't even notice until Abe said he liked y...ou.

Joan: What? He said that?

Topher: Yeah...

Joan: Oh. Maybe I should try—

Topher: No!

Joan: No? Why?

Topher: Because I like you!

Joan: I thought you said you didn't

Topher: Then I don't know, okay?! I just don't want you going out with Abe! Go out with anyone else! Just not Abe, okay?!

Joan: Topher... do you like Abe?

Topher: No! Shut up! I'm straight! Not that there's anything wrong with being queer, it's fine, but I am not!

Joan: Topher...

Topher: I don't like Abe like that, okay?! I don't! Shut up!

Joan: Hey...

Topher: What?!

Joan: I won't go out with Abe.

Topher: What? Really? Wait, why not? He really likes you and he deserves a good partner, why would you not—

Joan: I think someone else would be happier with him. I'll let him down easy.

Topher: You really don't have to... he doesn't even want to be around me right now...

Joan: I'll take care of it. Whatever it was. You two can be friends again.

Topher: Whatever. Do what you want.

Joan: ... Right. *starts walking off*

Topher: Hey, Joan..?

Joan: Yeah?

Topher: thank you

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Raph? Are you... crying?

Raph: I'm not crying! I'm just... leaking anger.

Leo: It really seems like you're crying.

Raph: OF COURSE I'M CRYING!!