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Lance, staring at Keith training: god. He thinks he’s hot shit defeating all those bots. Look at him, swinging his sword like he thinks he’s a samurai or something! And these flips are not necessary. I bet his ego is growing every time he beats a stupid drone and we are all just LETTING. IT. HAPPEN. Someone needs to kick his ass and show him he’s not all that!
Meanwhile, in Keith’s head: I wonder if Taco Bell still sells the Crunchwrap supreme. I hope we haven’t been away long enough that the Crunchwrap supreme is discontinued.
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Shiro: And now for a gay update with Keith
Keith: Getting gayer.
Shiro: Thank you, Keith
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Keith: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this… Lance: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card? Keith: Holy moly-
Keith: Wow, they really hate us. Lance: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic. Keith: But we’re not gay, Lance. Lance: Keith: Lance: We’re not?
Lance: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Keith: …Have you never taken a shower before?
Lance: I don't know how to tell you this, but… I love you. Keith: That's great, Lance. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
Lance: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Keith: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Lance: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
Hunk: Hey, what have you two been up to? Pidge: We were helping Lance write their vows, but they kicked us out because Shiro was making inappropriate suggestions. Shiro: How is “Keith, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?
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*on the phone*
Lance: "You crashed?! Are you okay?!"
Keith: "I'm in an ambulance, I'm fine."
Shiro: "You've got two broken ribs, you're not fine."
Keith: "I've got two broken ribs, I'm fine."
Lance: "Keith!"
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Lance: *walks into a door*
Keith: he’s so stupid. I can’t believe I’m gonna kiss him
Pidge: well you don’t have to
Keith: no I’m gonna
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Keith: *exists*
The fandom: GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY
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lance: all i'm saying is, a girl is interested in me, and i'm not going to ignore it.
keith: lance, i want you
lance:
lance: you want me to what?
keith: um, um-
lance: forget what you were gonna say? happens to me all the time
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lance taking his niece and nephew to get ice cream after keith returned to the blade after spending a week in cuba with them:
silvio, rambling about keith’s next visit: -and he can bring kosmo again and kosmo can take us all the was to china and then we can-
lance, amused: i don’t think kosmo can teleport that far
nadia: tio?
lance: hm?
nadia: why does keith call you babygirl?
lance:
lance:
lance: let’s play the quiet game. whoever wins can get a double scoop
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Lance, sighing: Sometimes I think you deserve so much better.
Keith, confused beyond belief: But you're the best.
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*after Keith joins the BoM*
Regris: Welcome to Fairy Tail, please leave your sanity at the door
Kolivan: *facepalms*
Antok: *whispers to Kolivan* He used the wrong line again
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Shiro: Hold on, I need to stretch my back Lance: Oh that's fine- Shiro's Back: [the most ungodly cracking sounds known to man] Lance: OH! OH MY GOD! IS THAT-DID-DID YOU JUST BREAK YOUR BACK?! Shiro: Nope, that's just the sound it makes. Come on.
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Keith: Lance seems upset. What's wrong with him?
Hunk: aw, that's sweet of you to notice, dude! I think he's just a little low on self-esteem after today's training exercise.
Keith: I'll try to help
Hunk: omg. okay. well. good luck i guess?
Later....
Keith, walking very suddenly up to Lance in the common room: I heard you felt bad after training, Lance.
Lance: yeah man... here to rub it in?
Keith: no. I just wanted to tell you that you can be attractive sometimes, but only when you aren't trying too hard and being annoying as fuck.
Lance, confused, feeling both worse and better: ... ah?
Keith, inwardly: mission success. I'm really getting better at this friendship thing.
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Keith: Hey, Shiro, have you thought about having children?
Shiro: ...
Shiro: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.
Keith: But we're not childr-
Shiro, already distracted: LANCE, DON’T TOUCH THAT-
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Lance: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Keith: Three words.
Lance:
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Lance: Hey Keith, can you hold this egg for me?
Keith: Um, sure?
Lance: Thanks, don’t break it! I’ll be back.
*Two hours later*
Lance, returning from a mission: I’m back
Pidge: Did you tell Keith to look after an egg for you?
Lance: Yeah, how’d he go?
Pidge: Take a look for yourself
{Lance walks in on Keith laying on the couch eating popcorn, snuggled in blankets with the egg safely placed on a pillow on his lap with the movie ‘Chicken Run’ playing on the TV.}
Keith: What took you so long? I’ve been looking after this egg for hours! Hunk keeps on threatening to cook it.
Lance: Let him, I don’t need it anymore
Keith, gasping: *Puts his hands over the eggs nonexistent ears* I can’t believe you just said that!
Lance, laughing: Hunk makes some killer scrambled eggs though
Keith: Yeah, emphasis on “killer”
Hunk: IT’S AN EGG!
Keith: IT’S NOT JUST AN EGG -
IT’S MY EGG!
Lance: This test is getting a little out of hand…
Pidge: Ya think?
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keith: shiro, do you want to see a video of my dance recital?
shiro: yeah!
keith, showing him the video: do you know which one is me?
shiro: of course i do! i can always tell, even when you were younger
shiro: youre always the one whose a half beat off!
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