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Hey y'all, if you're capable of voting in the U.S. election, then here's your reminder to vote!

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Hey y'all, while you're booping today, remember to click for Palestine ^^

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The demon Person A summoned, standing amidst the destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?!

Person A, flipping through a cookbook as fast as they can: I don’t know!! You were supposed to be chicken soup!

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Person A: Urrrgh…I’ve never felt so sick in my entire life…

Person B: Ouch. Shit sucks, man.

Person A: I feel like I’m dying…Whyyyy…

Person B, under their breath: Because I want to go back to some peace and quiet in this house.

Person A: …DID YOU FUCKING POISON ME-

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Person 1: Why be bored when you can be taped to a ceiling?

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Person A, panicking: What are we gonna do?!

Person B: Blame you?

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Person A: I’ll speak French between your legs~ 

Person B: HOTTEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN TOLD- 

Person C *containing their laughter*: I can just imagine someone saying ‘bonjour’ to a penis- 

Person D: BONJOUR MADEMOISELLE VAGINA, HON HON TITTY CROISSANT! 

Person E: Titty croissant!? 

Person F: None of you should ever be having sex-

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Person A, getting dressed for a formal event: Hey, do you think I can hang myself with this tie?

Person B: Oh-ho-ho, no! You are NOT getting out of this the easy way!

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Hey y'all, while you're booping today, remember to click for Palestine ^^

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In less than two months it will be October 7th again.

In less than two months, it will be a year of genocide. 

In light of this, I just have only one request for you; please do not give into whatever you are describing as “compassion fatigue” right now.

Realize that this is exactly what the colonizers conducting this genocide want you to feel. Realize that apathy during a genocide is what leads to the normalization of atrocities. Realize that this is a tried and tested method found throughout history; that now when the genocide is been widely documented by Gazans themselves- the only way the colonizers can get away with it is by running you down and making you feel hopeless!

They want you to stop caring about their victims and this is why you need to fight harder now more than ever!!

I request you to fight harder for every Gazan! And therefore request you to fight for my friend Siraj Abudayeh too, whose family recently faced another assault. His parents and siblings had to flee to him for protection, because their areas ( Hamad, southern Khan Younis) were marked for assault from occupation forces. With the number of people depending on him increased now, Siraj has a much heavier responsibility on his shoulders to raise enough funds to support all of them and their needs, when prices of food water and other essentials are already skyrocketing.

With the coming of the rainy season, there comes the danger of epidemics spreading from open sewers as well! Siraj’s son Amir has already fallen ill, and his other two sons are showing symptoms too- they are in dire need of medical treatment! I cannot overstate how badly Siraj and his family need these funds!! How badly he needs your continuous support.

There has been a significant drop in engagement with fundraising posts and I very clearly remember, someone tagging one of my posts with compassion fatigue. It shocked me to my core to think that the cries of Free Palestine could fade so suddenly; that after only a year some of you have begun to feel fatigued, from having to care about this.

Do not give in please; do not let the colonizers make you complicit in this horror! They know that if they can overwhelm you enough, then one day the videos and posts would stop hitting as hard and sooner or later everyone will stop talking about Palestine. This cannot happen again! Not when your attention can literally save a life! This is the power you hold- especially if you are living in the Imperial core. The colonizers are afraid of it. You have to know this and believe this!

So please do not turn away and help Siraj get to 50k as soon as possible!

He is currently only at $45,044 / $82,000 CAD

[ GFM LINK ]

[ Vetting at 219 on Hussein's spreadsheet]

And if you are having trouble donating to Siraj's fundraiser through Paypal, please get in touch with @malcriada .

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Oops, forgot to switch accounts. Ah well, smacking a reblog on it here too since this was the original group to see it

I'm going to give a presentation about GMO food in a class of mine soon and, though I can't really cite any data from this because it's extremely biased, I'm gonna throw this out to test the vibes on how an activity I'm debating using might go

No nuance to this poll, just gut feel. Feel free to reply or reblog with nuance or reasoning, though

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I'm going to give a presentation about GMO food in a class of mine soon and, though I can't really cite any data from this because it's extremely biased, I'm gonna throw this out to test the vibes on how an activity I'm debating using might go

No nuance to this poll, just gut feel. Feel free to reply or reblog with nuance or reasoning, though

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I'm going to give a presentation about GMO food in a class of mine soon and, though I can't really cite any data from this because it's extremely biased, I'm gonna throw this out to test the vibes on how an activity I'm debating using might go

No nuance to this poll, just gut feel. Feel free to reply or reblog with nuance or reasoning, though

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Person A: So, how long have you and Person B been together?

Person A: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Person B and I are not together. No. No.

Person A: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?

(The second line is supposed to belong to a Person C)

Should be fixed now, thank you for reporting!

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Person A: Person A and I are no longer friends.

Person A: PERSON A THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

(There’s supposed to be 2 people in this)

Should be fixed now, thank you for reporting!

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Person A: Pineapples are—

Person B: —IN MY HEAD!

Person A: Wrong.

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Person A, eating a meal: I poisoned one of our glasses…but I forgot which one.

Person B: The way this dinner is going, I pray to God that it’s mine.