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[destiel-news-channel]

the internet archive has been attacked

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'The Internet Archive has been attacked.' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

[pokemon-npcs]

… I forgot that dialogues change after a rematch, so it came as quite a shock to me when their script were different from the first battle.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript: Machine, people want us to "do the do".

How would that even work, Machine?

We don't have lips with which we can tenderly kiss.

I suppose my hand could go down here and- Oh yes. That's nice.

Audio source (YouTube)

Audio Source (Twitch)

[minionresearch]

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leonardo: I can beat you to that button!

Shredder: Are you prepared to take that risk?

Leonardo: …What do you want?

Shredder: First, you will bow before me! Then, you will pledge your allegiance to serve me!

Leonardo: How do you know I won’t lie?

Shredder: Because you’re Leonardo.

Leonardo: Shoot!

[questionprompts]

what loot does your oc drop on death

☝️

[incorrectringsofpower]

Sauron: Okay, seriously! How many of you freaks do I have to fight?!

Gil-Galad: *walks up to Sauron* Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my people, and now, I am going to FUCK you!

Numenorian Army: …

Elven Army: …

Dwarves: …

Orcs: …

Adar: Well, THIS just got interesting.

Elrond: *whispering* It's “fuck you UP”, sire.

Gil-Galad: ...Wait, what did I say?

[aita-polls]

AITA for dating my friend's ex even though she doesn't want me to? (It's an EX, things ended between them over an year ago)

[the-black-bulls]

Magna: Jerk.

Luck: Idiot.

Magna: Maniac.

Luck: Delinquent.

Magna: Psycho.

Luck: Dunce.

Magna: Wait, weren’t we supposed to look after Asta?

Luck: Nah, he’s probably fine.

Magna: Yeah, probably.

Luck: Stupid.

(bonus)

Asta, somewhere in a cave: I am certain they will come save me any moment now.

[thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy]

Person A: Bitch.

Person B: Blocked.

Person A: Wait unblock me I need to tell you something.

Person B: Unblocked.

Person A: Bitch.

[luffyvace]

Hello first of all- Omg my new fav author I LOVE UR WRITING SM LIKE ???? APBDISBRQKOZ

I found your blog form the author!Reader the anon who ask haz a creative mind I loved the 2 post sm I already got addicted to it I hope u Dont mind me requesting sm form it

Imagine Kusuo getting a notification (he seems like the one has his phone on dnd but has his notification open for his s/o in all media) of her post sm in one of there public social platform saying "I'm turning into my emo phase if this writer block doesn't move on form me " and when checking her private acc (the it's only access for him and her older friend) she is all memes about her writer block and her saying "if I stop writing I give all my books and series to you my friend" just her and overreacting to her block writer

Hiii!! THANK YOU CUTIE!! It always makes me so happy to hear I can share my hobbies with others <3 ahhh I see! Of course I don’t mind dear :)

ohh so if I’m getting this right it’s Saiki finding readers second blog (in which she mostly posts unserious stuff about her writers block) I believe I get what ya mean :}

*･..°•*:.｡:3･.｡.:*･..*°.･

Lol if feel like almost every writer has they’re side blogs or blog where they not a writer they just read other’s stuff

and to me this blog seems like a kinda funny vent blog where reader can just complain about her writers block whenever she has it

LOL imagine going inactive on that acc for weeks and saiki’s wondering if you forgot about it or forgot the password but you just simply have had a lot of motivation lately

then all the sudden you come back and your rebloging all types of relatable author memes and making posts about how ‘your going emo because you have writers block’

honestly it’s kinda ironic to him

he likes your posts on both accounts to support even when your do have writers block

cuz who’s likes a guy who ups and leaves when you don’t have motivation?

the first time you threatened to give your books away he knew you were joking but at the same time he was like ‘wait don’t give all your books away they can’t write it as well as you can 😀’

’kusuo I’m joking’

🧍

‘me too I knew that’

(���Thank goodness..her books were the only thing keeping me sane from those nuisances..”)

- In Saiki’s head

he doesn’t get all the writer memes bc he’s not an author, obviously he’s not stupid so he does find some funny

i feel he doesn’t post on social media but if a post of yours does particularly good he’ll repost it

i think I touched up on him being supportive before but yeah I’m gonna say it it again bc it truly is an honorable mention

‘(Name/pen name) has posted!’

- notification

👆💥📲

- Saiki

the emoji combo was terrible but basically that’s him about to break his screen from how hard he clicked

he’s always the first one on your posts and interacts every way possible

except comments..

which sucks cuz it boosts it a lot but he just doesn’t interact online 😭

if it’s a social media where you can see who liked, aiura and torisuka always tease Saiki for being the first like every time

“Dang your a real simp huh? Your the first like on her every post!”

- Aiura

”MAN! You don’t miss a beat do ya Saiki? I can never beat you to it 😭”

- Toritsuka

“wow..you beat me once again. The second the notification pops up you’ve already liked, reblogged and shared before I can even click on it. That’s impressive I must say, but it’s also quite annoying because I would like to be the first one to support (name) one day. In fact you do everything first! You get the books before they publish! You like all her posts first! Satire or not too!- yadda yadda yadda..”

- Akechi

“you don’t even respond to me that fast! Sometimes you leave me on read or delivered for 2 days before you answer me”

- Kaido

Saiki also sees that your friend likes your second acc too

which he would figure since you two are close

ehehe..a bit short dearest but I hope it brings you joy regardless~ 😅💞

I have much to get out..need to be more active..

[pokemon-npcs]

[hisbutleronhiatus]

It has been 17 days since the Kuroshitsuji hiatus was announced.

Today, Grelle found yet another gorgeous shade of red nail polish (entirely different from the other seventeen shades she already has, as anyone with eyes could tell you) called Summer Rose. She purchased it as a business expense. 

Credit: @reine-du-sourire

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Void Steve, not knowing Sabre’s name: We meet again, Captain Blindfold

Sabre: Well well well– hey wait, you call me Blindfold?

Void Steve: …yeah?

Sabre: Because of the… [points to his head]

Void Steve: ….. I’m sorr–

Sabre, sulking: Wow ok hey my dad’s dead too, why not call me captain dead dad.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Police: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Shiho: Shit.

Kaito: Wait, three?

Police: Yeah?

Heiji: OH MY GOD SHINICHI FELL OFF.

It's funnier when you realize that all of them except Shinichi are canonically able to ride a bike and so know how to balance themselves on one, that's why he's the only one who fell off 😭