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[pokemon-npcs]

[destiel-news-channel]

the internet archive has been attacked

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'The Internet Archive has been attacked.' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript: Machine, people want us to "do the do".

How would that even work, Machine?

We don't have lips with which we can tenderly kiss.

I suppose my hand could go down here and- Oh yes. That's nice.

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[minionresearch]

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leonardo: I can beat you to that button!

Shredder: Are you prepared to take that risk?

Leonardo: …What do you want?

Shredder: First, you will bow before me! Then, you will pledge your allegiance to serve me!

Leonardo: How do you know I won’t lie?

Shredder: Because you’re Leonardo.

Leonardo: Shoot!

[questionprompts]

what loot does your oc drop on death

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[aita-polls]

AITA for dating my friend's ex even though she doesn't want me to? (It's an EX, things ended between them over an year ago)

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Amelia: Calli, in your professional opinion, how would I die?

Calli: Murder. Gangland style execution. We never find your head.

Amelia: That’s a shame.

Gura: *silently raises finger in question*

Calli: You slip in a tub.

[creatingblackcharacters]

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[thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy]

Person A: Bitch.

Person B: Blocked.

Person A: Wait unblock me I need to tell you something.

Person B: Unblocked.

Person A: Bitch.

[pokemon-npcs]

… I forgot that dialogues change after a rematch, so it came as quite a shock to me when their script were different from the first battle.

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

Shredder: This is the uniform of a great man!

Raphael: Does he know you’re wearing it?

[the-black-bulls]

Magna: Jerk.

Luck: Idiot.

Magna: Maniac.

Luck: Delinquent.

Magna: Psycho.

Luck: Dunce.

Magna: Wait, weren’t we supposed to look after Asta?

Luck: Nah, he’s probably fine.

Magna: Yeah, probably.

Luck: Stupid.

(bonus)

Asta, somewhere in a cave: I am certain they will come save me any moment now.

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Void Steve, not knowing Sabre’s name: We meet again, Captain Blindfold

Sabre: Well well well– hey wait, you call me Blindfold?

Void Steve: …yeah?

Sabre: Because of the… [points to his head]

Void Steve: ….. I’m sorr–

Sabre, sulking: Wow ok hey my dad’s dead too, why not call me captain dead dad.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Police: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Shiho: Shit.

Kaito: Wait, three?

Police: Yeah?

Heiji: OH MY GOD SHINICHI FELL OFF.

It's funnier when you realize that all of them except Shinichi are canonically able to ride a bike and so know how to balance themselves on one, that's why he's the only one who fell off 😭