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losver07 · 26 days ago

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so we were doing an exercise in my english class at school and apparently i was the only one who knew the word “shack” so when my teacher asked where i got that vocabulary from i had to hold myself back not to say “actually i read a fanfiction...”

like how do i explain a 50yr old man (hes an hp fan too btw) that i know about the shrieking shack from a 188 chapter marauders fanfiction and have actually not finished reading the actual books yet?

how do i convince a grown man that four dead gay wizards from the 70s are more important to me than the actual main characters of the franchise?

#my friend (marauders fan) was like “oh honey i know what you mean by hp”#so yeah #marauders stuff #marauders era #the marauders #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #james potter #sirius black #wolfstar #shrieking shack #i think me english teacher hates me #but anyway #losver infodumps u without ur consent #losver fangirls #losver is a huge nerd

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entropyvoid · 2 months ago

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#ch.txt #idk what to tag this as for the sake of exposure #i’ll start so no one’s embarrassed: i was literally never taught about anything more recent than WW2 #BUT I moved around a lot and different schools have different curriculums #so that resulted in things like. me learning about the revolutionary war like 8 separate times #I learned about WW2 about 6 separate times and the teacher who did the best job was an english teacher not history #and all he did was make us read/talk about Night by Elie Wiesel. the only reason I think I have a decent grasp #on the subject of the holocaust itself is bc that’s kind of just an unavoidable part of growing up Jewish #and bc I read Maus #if you’re curious abt which teacher covered WW2 the worst btw it was the US hist teacher that spent half the unit JUST talking about D-Day #in the most ‘yeah America! we saved the day and we’re heroes’ way possible #i actually used to hate history as a kid bc of it. now I’m majoring in it

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jrueships · 2 months ago

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A HEAARRRRT IS A HOUSE FOR LOOVE AND IVE LEARRNNED THAT IT DONT TAKE MUCH TO BREAK A HEAARTT

sorry I just had to get that out lol I love that damn movie. That film, the temptations film (Paul and Cornbread my loves) and the little richard biopic will always have Leon as one of my fav actors idc idcccc also it took me way too long to find out the five heartbeats weren't a real group 🤣

IS A HOUSE ! FOR LOVE !

And I've LEARNED ( ive leaarnnned!!) 🗣‼️‼️

NO NO, DONT SAY SRRY FOR HAVING GOOD TASTE. NEVER BE SRRY FOR HAVING GOOD TASTE !!!!

ALL ur takes are MWAH. Just MWAH.

PAUL AND CORNBREAD LOL!! THE LOVES!. OUR BEAUTIFUL LOVES!!!. UGH. UGH. IM SO OBSESSED WITH THESE MOVIES. BOTH!! OF THESE GROUPS ARE REAL AS LONG AS U BELIEVE!!!

& i know dresser ran to that limo once he heard Eddie begging for his job back (our poor softie gentleman baritone baby..) but i think somebody should be jt's moral compass bcs duck is just 😭 sick of him

Leon deserved SO MANY MORE major movie roles just by being beautiful and bitchy like . His 50 cent movie cameo was so fucking funny.. TY FOR SAYING THIS. GENUINELY. I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE LOVES THESE MOVIES TOO. The characters are hilarious and tragic and I am. Infatuated with them all. They all have their lil moments to solidify them as real or to reflect them being real and it's just. Mwah.

Eddie almost at rock bttm begging for his job back bcs he loves music. He Loves. Music. But he has trauma so much trauma but he's Trying. He's trying so hard and then he opens his coat to reveal he still has their old performance uniform but makes a funny noise:

JT:

#robert townsend just like me fr. obsessed with this diva leon #he was like ok hes playing this prettyboy role Too well.. LITTLE RICHARD MOVIE IS CALLING !!!#leon is such a pretty man. and now he is my cringe oldman wife like idc hes my everything still idc idc #and the 5 heartbeats are REAL!!!!!!!#i just seen them!!!!! dresser was telling me abt how hes an english teacher during the days off bcs he loves it #it's true i never lie #actually i am lying they cant be a real band bcs jt would probably be dead of aids im srry #manslut king partied too hard #speaking of king i love cornbread and paul's friendship so much in the movie #irl theyre friends too bcs paul dumped a bucket of mop water or smthing on cornbreadeddie & they fought #then ran away together to live their singing dreams after eddie stole his brothers car or smthing #but eddie irl started gravitating toward david even while paul was alive #but in the movie they were together forever until paul wasnt and thats just so sweet to me #cornbread is an unbothered cigarette boyboss. i like to think movie cornbread is lowkey just tired of david #but deals with him bcs hes the only other one who hates otis #the movie and the reality differs a lot cus it's otis'd say on things so it's like 2 dif worlds to me #but one remainder is paul is my favorite and he deserved so much better. so much more appreciation #a love i can see is my favorite song of the tempts and pointstop one of my favs. i love his singing voice. it's so energetic but full #of emotion #hes 🩵🩵🩵🩵 PAULLL!!!! ARGHH!! we are the second biggest paul fans aside from cornbread 🩵#pls feel free to tell me ALL ur thoughts on these movies / leon movies in general LOL ive seen like #allmost all of them i could like i could talk so much abt leon #one of my fav actors ever as well !!!! hes a cutiepatootie aaa!!! his obsession with jamaica...#ted asks #ted doodles #PLS. PLS GEEK OUT WITH ME ABT THESE MOVIES MAN. I AM SO STARVED #the temptations #the five heartbeats

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anonymous-tals · 2 months ago

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Rick Santana: Full time guidance counselor, fuller time businessman extraordinaire.

#rick santana they could never make me hate you #i would trust him with my credit card information i think #obligatory autism creature #rick santana #carmen christopher #english teacher fx #english teacher fx fanart

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seilon · 4 months ago

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love when this is referred to as the gifted kid website. shockingly my mental disorders made me mentally disordered and school never really vibed with that so. couldn’t be me

#ppl always talking about their whatever grade reading level and how many books they’d read as kids and im just over here like🧍🏽#I’ve never been actually bad at english or reading but I couldn’t focus on reading books to save my fucking life #I hated those sheets where you had to read like a certain number of books or whatever over the course of a semester or the year or whatever #my GATE test scores for english were super high but my math was bad enough that I never qualified #and adhd made me not even perform well in English half the time because I couldn’t pay attention I couldn’t read long books I couldn’t turn #in my assignments or if I did they were late and etc etc etc #don’t get me started with math #I was the worst in my class in third grade at minute math and never made it to the levels of minute math my classmates did #(they posted results on the wall for everyone to see)#and in 6th grade I was put into an additional remedial math class #throughout middle-high school I was at the level of most classmates in terms of the classes I took but that’s only because I was not allowe #to fail and was put through absolute fucking hell with a billion tutors and grueling hours of extra work from them and blah blah blah #like I remember how I felt in those tutoring sessions and half the time I actually wanted to cry.#I didn’t start doing solidly genuinely Good in school until senior year of high school.#not coincidentally around the same time I started taking adderall I think #I had accommodations by 9th grade but they didn’t do that much except for the function that let me turn in assignments up to 2 days late #without penalty. which i had teachers question sometimes and i had to pull the Yeah it’s Literally Against The Law to not allow me this car #anyway. point is. i was never in the gate program and most of my friends were and it was mostly adhd related #adhd is considered such a quirky nothing disorder nowadays that I don’t even like mentioning I have it really. because what people think of #when I say the term is Not what i actually dealt with and made school torturous and made my parents lash out at me for things and etc etc #depression and dysphoria did not help either. but I digress #I’m not sure why im making this post #kibumblabs

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undermine-the-instinct · 6 months ago

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Yeah yeah, college is great and all, but what do you mean you dont know what a protaganist or an antagonist is? What do you mean you dont know what a hyperbole or simile is???

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karmaajr · 4 months ago

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how I felt being held back in class by my english teacher, thinking she was gonna yell at me for not doing my homework (like other teachers, mostly my english ones) and then she somehow validates me without meaning to and actually speaks kindly to me?? like I'm sorry what??? I've never had a teacher actually see right through me like that? like, holy shit.. I guess I'm actually gonna like english this year >,<

#karmaajr rambles #also besides thursdays #thursdays i have a different teacher #my year 7 teacher actually #i hate her #lol i hate most my english teachers #in my over a decade worth of schooling #i have likes ONE english teacher (and my english tutor but shes a uni student who tutors for money so im not sure it counts)#well now its two i suppose :“)#tbh its mostly bcuz they think im not applying myself #like im trying i swear #seriously #i am trying #i am #anyways ye ive ended most of my years in skl with my english teacher thinking im a lost hope :D #my best friend was actually surprised (and happy!) that i like our new teacher #she gave me that smile #like the “im rlly proud of you” type smile with adoring eyes and omg #istg the reason i used to crush on her was EXACTLY that #but luckily i dont anymore #anyways i gotta stop talking here #BYE YALL #love you to any moots who actually bother to read this!

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bloomingonionbitch · 2 years ago

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(i'm going to blaze this post because teachers report to campus in 22 days and students return after we have five days of PD and prep).

Regardless of age, grade, subject, etc. would y'all mind sharing your perspectives on classroom environments and design?

I started at my current campus in February after the school cycled through three other teachers, and the room I inherited was mostly full of garbage (not hyperbole or sarcasm). I very much believe in co-creating spaces with students, but my prep period is at the tail-end of the day and once school starts it's like being launched on Disney's Hollywood Studios' "Rockin' Rollercoaster," except the ride lasts 180 days and there's no continuous soundtrack.

There also is a dominant teacher aesthetic that ranges from chevron everything to pastel bohemian to various interpretations of rainbow - it's great if you like that! But it can become expensive (purchasing materials or printing out decoration files online) or just straight up overwhelming.

Think back to your time in school - what made certain classrooms more inviting or easier to learn/focus in? Things to consider:

- Colors and patterns used in dècor

- Seating arrangements and options

- What was on the walls? Educational or inspirational content? Student work? Nothing at all? Your teacher's quirky obsession?

- What was your favorite room in school? Your least favorite? Why?

- Did the decorations or theme change throughout the year or stay the same?

- What do you wish you had in your classrooms growing up that you've come to appreciate or need now?

For context, I teach middle school media studies, which include journalism, yearbook, and a literary magazine. Class sizes of 20+. I teach in the desert and oh! My room doesn't have any windows!

***I can write grants and thrift, but I can't afford Loop earplugs for every kid, etc. Also - fire code (I know some folks really love the sky covers for fluorescent lights, but they're a fire hazard)!

#i will compensate you for your generous input by helping you or your children with high school or AP English courses #i just don't want to be hot gluing stuff on the walls during passing period #thank you for your patience and consideration and time!#(are any other teachers on a year-round schedule and already expected to submit lesson plans or is it just me???)#i know a poll could be more efficient but i hate anticipating response options and i always think of new ones after posting

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ariiii33 · 9 months ago

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I rlly rlly want to impress my teachers but i have no motavation so i just sit in my room rotting in my bed thinking about what their reactions would be instead of actually studying

#then i start to think of failing all my exams and cry #i rlly need to study #school life #i hate it here #i hate school #PLSSS GIVE ME ONE MORCLE OF PRAISE #i cannot spell anything how has my A* streak in English not ended #i just want to be good at something #low key dont know what i’m doing in life i think i might just work the same minimum wage job in the same town until i kms #any sugar daddies hmu #give me money #and little treats #why cant i just be in a studio ghibli film #kikis delivery service #i want to be that woman in the bakery #I YEARN FOR THE BAKERY #bread #baked goods #life #i cannot #maybe i should end it all #the tags are more text than my actual post at this point #i yearn for smiley faces and nice notes on my work #by teachers lmao im not out there wanting random ppl to GRAFFITI my book #exams #exam stress #i have no hope

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bakery-anon · 3 months ago

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Praying my coffee is strong enough to get me through today omg

#�� chef evaluation #✧⁑ cookie cutter #so sleepy guys #I shouldn’t have stayed up so late #TO BE FAIR…I spent like $22 on a s2 of a show #they literally didn’t have it anywhere else and I would rather just buy the show than another subscription #finished my essay #absolutely hate everything I’ve written and I think it’s very clear to see #English teacher gets to read me to filth and tell me how bad it is and I’m not even sure I’ll be upset lol #I’m very unattached to everything I’ve written and very much want to rewrite it but don’t have time #ahahaha hate essays. if I don’t see another essay after this year I will be a happy soul #that’s too optimistic of me </3 #ᡣ𐭩 burnt cookies

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starlingstalk · 2 days ago

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If headaches and ESPECIALLY migraines where a person I‘d be in prison for murder

#yapping #migraines aren’t headaches theyre the coming of the antichrist #I luckily have migraines that are less bad now #but when I was like 11-13 my migraines where ruining my life #like the first time I ever had one I got wheeled off to the hospital and the paramedics and doctors all thought I had a stroke #like what the hell #the aura was the worst and I had muscles spasms #my entire right side was in paralysis and I couldn‘t speak bcs I would just forget words #they thought I didn‘t remember but like #I know it‘s December #it‘s like I know the concept and the answer but don‘t know how to say the word #and worst of all #I got my first one during an English exam and my English teacher just didn‘t let me leave #and when she did I had to go alone #and I couldn’t see and could neither talk nor walk so I didn‘t find the room where I could get help #and I was in pain obviously #I hate that teacher #she came to the room before the paramedics took me to the hospital and I looked straight into her old devil eyes #I hope I cursed her #i really #autism stress be damned #I swear I think that‘s literally the reason for everything #I love my autistic self but I also hate it so much #I wish things could’ve been more chill

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finnslay · 2 months ago

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I'm fucking failing science.

The 2 "ungraded" things are done and I didn't get a lab report in cuz DID was flipping out and the kid frontijgndidnt know what the fuck that was so we got an 18. It's a 57 now. Fuck this.

(Yap in tags)

#i was going so good #i was at a 99 and then the stress of them moving my schedule around without asking me #and we kept dissociating and it was mainly our persecutor fronting and we split another altee #and im failing english too and those are my honors classes #but i know i can do good in them if i just stop dissociating and missing classes cuz of FND #and now we're in a wheelchair so we can go to them but still #and i have a b in Geometry when i had a 98 before #but my teacher should be fine with make up #same with history #ive got a 74.61 in there #technically english is a 77 but gods im behind on stuff #health i have a 59 with a zero on presentation but i cant fucking doing them i physically cannot talk with that group and i hate it #i hate that teacher shes a bitch and i think transphobic #and i just cant with her and i know other people who are the same way #and then ive got ONE low grade in science #boom. a -> f #i just cant #this is shit i wish this past week never happened

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anotherpapercut · 1 year ago

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my best advice to anyone who's still in middle/high school is to make your teachers think you are the nicest sweetest purest little goody two shoes on the planet so that you can get away with breaking rules fairly openly bc your teachers either won't believe it or will view it as a very minor issue since you're the perfect student

#this is how i broke a kids leg and physically injured a teacher twice with 0 repercussions #also make best friends with the snarky english teachers theyll protect you if you can match their repartee #literally just be like im such a perfect sweet little angel who is so so interested in history class #i would NEVER play cards in the empty orchestra room during class with some other kids. never would i break a rule its preposterous #if you have at least one teacher who views you like this theyll go to bat for you if you ever actually get caught :)#also just be autistic as fuck your classmates will hate you but ur teachers will infantilize you into non agency #i almost got suspended for wearing a hat all the time after being told not to then i told one of my favorite teachers #and she told the teacher who kept getting on to me to leave me alone #another year i feel asleep almost every day in biology and my astronomy teacher told him i was having a really hard time (i was)#so he ended up printing out the slides for me every day and asking my table mate to give me his notes when i fell asleep #which was so so sweet of both of them and i really needed that kindness and ill never forget it #but i think a more disruptive kid may not have received the same level of kindness

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kami-kun1003 · 6 months ago

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wtf is wrong with meeee /neg

#vent #cw vent #tw vent #my throat hurts i wanna cry but the fucking tears wont come and that would be embarrassing anyways #i deserve 2 b hated by my friends #being a likeable person is so hard whhen i actually hav to stop & be Normal so my friends who #arent the same flavor of autistic as me can actually understand what im sayign #wdym i have to talk like a goddamn english teacher so i dont get misunderstood #its not even their fucking fault im just stupid #they hate me they hate me they hate me they hate me im such an asshole. god #i hope they cut me off it would be good 4 them i think #i dont even wanna kms i wanna suffer bc i deserve it #i wish cutting was still a safe option but alas. my mother #id leave that fucking server if i wasnt the one who made it #i dont feel safe anywhere except surrounded by ppl who think im weird and annoying but wont say it 2 my face #im such a fucking guilt tripping attention seeker ahhgh #i sswear to GOD if i get an ocd episode while dealing with all of this im actually gonna fucking end it all #like i shouldve TWO YEARS AGO

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vraska-theunseen · 3 months ago

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aughhhh. aughhhhhjhhhh

#everhoneignore this post classic rant post i don't have real problems everyone can move along #truly have had such a bad couple of days here and i am not even close to finishing the assignments i need to finish in welding being in #clsss makes me want to quit and die i don't know why i'm so slow i don't know why everyone else can intuit this stuff and improve and #understand how to do it and im always always falling behind if i could try harder wouldn't i be able to do that ive got no drive to push #myself at all i guess i like the english and i can do the physics i thought i at least liked drafting and metals fabrication but i feel so #stupid everything i do makes me feel so stupid and my teacher talks to me like i'm always doing everything wrong when i do some classroom #ettiquette breaches that everyone else does too and i can't get myself to go to sleep on time can't get myself to go in early i have hours #and hours and hours and i blink and it's gone and i've done nothing i should've welded today and gone in early to draft but i didn't because #im stupid and im slow and i can't do anything right i have always been able to square away a little bit of pride on being precise on doing #things well because people are always telling me that i am but i am below average here i just can't do things right and i feel like everyone #hates me and thinks i'm obnoxious and i don't know how to interface with my class or my teacher or how to improve or how to be less anxious #and i feel even stupider for that because i am so stuck up not being able to deal with even a little bit of failure or issue or hardship #and everyone around me is sick all my classmates and people in my dorm are sick im sure it's covid they haven't said it's covid but none of #them would test and i've been wearing a mask again but im certainly been exposed to it already and no one else is wearing a mask anyway so #what difference does it even make and i can hear them coughing in my dorm and in the classroom and when i go to get food and i miss seeing #my friends from philly and everuthing will be terrible forever and ever #alex talks

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iqmmir · 1 year ago

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thinking about my friend saying that im like the sun on monday when we were drawing each other

#.mimiming ❜#thinking about my friend laughing with me at my english teacher #thinking about my friend making me laugh so much i was cryingn #thinking about my friend helping me in chess and reassuring me every five minutes that its fine that i dont know what to do #thinking about my friends hugging me each day after school #thinking about my friends i think im gonna cry #< attachment issues and horrible personality haver is planning things that are horrible for her #sighhh i miss them i miss them so much #i hope i die #theyre all so nice #and theres me #god i dont know #i didnt think id get this attached.... i usually stop talking to anyone who i start getting attached to #but they just. kept talking to me even when i tried to stop talking to them #i miss them i hope they never hate me

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