#ᡣ𐭩 burnt cookies

[bakery-anon]

Well…I certainly got an idea for the essay- a much more depressing one 🧍🏻‍♀️

[annievrse]

boyfriend!eren headcanons (summer edition)

—ᡣ𐭩 headcanons a/n: it is currently winter in aus, but i need summer eren rn in my room asap c/w: some suggestive but not that bad

boyfriend!eren walks around shirtless 24/7

boyfriend!eren gets so tan in the sun, he is golden!!

boyfriend!eren wears white swimming shorts, the reallyyyy short ones. lord. (he has 3 pairs of the same ones)

boyfriend!eren complains about sand in his hair nonstop (it’s his fault for laying on the sand instead of on a towel next to you!!!)

boyfriend!eren digs holes in the sand when he’s bored (e.g. waiting for you to finish your chapter/sunbathing/napping—he can’t nap on the sand, hence why he starts digging and building sand hills HASHDJAH)

boyfriend!eren volunteers to put sunscreen on you just so he can cop a feel (gets distracted and rubs the lotion into your back for literally 9 minutes)

when boyfriend!eren orders ice cream, he gets cookie dough or chocolate, sometimes the rainbow kids one

and when boyfriend!eren buys you ice cream, he will ask if he can taste yours and take the biggest bite :( in return, he lets you do the same to his <3

boyfriend!eren tucks a tshirt in the back of his shorts

boyfriend!eren wears birks 🫣 (hot)

boyfriend!eren will pull you underwater by your ankles if you aren’t careful, so keep an eye on him at all times when in the water with him

boyfriend!eren’s hair goes curly from the salt water and you have rinse it out for him in the beach showers otherwise it gets all tangled and frizzy

boyfriend!eren eats any melon like it’s his last meal, especially at the beach and on the boat. bring a container of it (or just an entire melon and a spoon) and he will go to town (the juice from the melon always drips from his chin onto his bare chest — just gonna leave you with that one)

boyfriend!eren is actually good at beach sports, so when you go with your friends, expect a game of beach football, with you on opposite teams because sasha and connie said it was unfair :/

boyfriend!eren in sunglasses >>>

boyfriend!eren drives jean’s boat (he won rock, paper, scissors at the start of summer)

boyfriend!eren DRIVES THE BOAT 😵‍💫

boyfriend!eren can wakeboard and wakesurf and looks hot doing it

boyfriend!eren wears a wide brimmed straw hat whenever on the boat because he’s cute ok

boyfriend!eren isn’t allowed to control the music on the boat or at the beach (group rules)

boyfriend!eren has to have you on his lap whenever he can’t be bothered to drive the boat anymore, and puts his hat on your head (you look so cute he could DIE)

boyfriend!eren fishes off the side of the boat with jean & armin, waits until he gets a bite, and then drags you in front of him to let you reel it in

boyfriend!eren has a photo of you holding the fish he you caught as his lock screen lmao

boyfriend!eren always throws the fish back though!!!!

boyfriend!eren buys you a pool float for the lake (it’s always something random like a watermelon (his obsession continues…), a flamingo, a champagne bottle etc etc)

boyfriend!eren inevitably pops said pool float when he backflips from the boat onto it :/

boyfriend!eren and jean want photos, they want paparazzi!!!!, when they do simultaneous backflips off the side of the boat and they always make the instagram

boyfriend!eren roasts marshmallows and tries to feed them to you but he burns them to a literal crisp so you roast your own (makes him pouty)

but boyfriend!eren gets over it when you feed marshmallows to him that aren’t burnt to a crisp <3

boyfriend!eren and connie (and sometimes jean if he’s drunk enough) will jump over the fire because they are shitheads (they only get one go each before everyone stops them)

boyfriend!eren gets all warm and cuddly when he’s drunk (after his usual unhinged activities with connie) so expect him to lay all over you when you’re around the fire

boyfriend!eren gets a sunburnt back and shoulders so you gotta sit on his bum and rub aloe vera everywhere while he whines about the pain

boyfriend!eren posts an end-of-summer dump and 6/10 photos are of you <3 (the rest consist of: his and jean’s backflip; a photo of him, mikasa, and armin around the campfire; him and connie clinking beer bottles; and him, armin, jean, and connie around a pool table: eren smiling wide with a single backwards rock and roll hand sign (he’s winning), armin with a smile and thumbs up, jean emotionless holding his pool cue (he’s losing), and connie with double middle fingers, his pool cue falling mid-air)

[starb0n3]

What i ate today

🪼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

didn’t have time to weigh myself this morning…

- skipped breakfast, 18 hour fast 𐦍

- at around 12:30: green beans with tomato sauce and onions + coke zero = ~150kcals ✿

- at around 3:30pm: apricot biscuit = 75kcals⋆.°

- at around 6pm: vanillove LEC ice cream, half the pint = 180kcals

it’s still so hot where i live i sweat even if i haven’t done anything…

still at sport’s camp, so this morning we trained under the sun for 30min, then inside for a small hour.

we went hiking in the afternoon, and i basically carried all the kids one by one + their bags •ﻌ•

in the evening i had martial arts’ class, and we did an hour of painful workout, with 30minutes of running and carrying a girl about 60kgs - abs - push ups, and 30 minutes of fights

altogether i burnt about 800 calories today as well .ᐟ

net total: -373kcals (calculated by my app)

today was really good and fun! i’ve been wanting to try that low cal ice cream for so long, because even if purging ice cream is the easiest imo, i don’t really like doing it.

i have two pints stocked up in the fridge :3

i feel soooo much more in control lately. i refused candy several times from myself and others, but also regular coke and half a cookie.^ྀི

i’m trying to go on a 24hrs fast tomorrow since i started fasting at 6:30pm today, which is about the time i have dinner .ᐟ

ᯓ ᡣ𐭩

[bakery-anon]

Praying my coffee is strong enough to get me through today omg

[bakery-anon]

Mkay so it has already been a day and it’s not even 10. If you can hear me…oooh…I’m this 🤏🏻 close to nonverbal hours already

Oooh I’m mentally ill. So we’re having a serve, you know it’s supposed to be fun. It would be fun but there’s this one girl in my class. We’ll call her Manager for now. And she constantly tries to start fights with my friend and I. Like she is in a constant state of “I’m gonna be nice to your face but the minute you’re gone I’m mean again.” And it’s already been a day.

So we’re prepping for the serve in literally like 20 minutes now and I’m ready to go home. She’s yelled at us for not having salsa and how it’s my fault because I did one of the orders. When we put it on the clipboard of things that need to be bought. So, yeah it’s not been a good day so far. I’m one wrong move away from crying.

Isn’t it just so fun-

[bakery-anon]

hi hi bakery anon <3333 good morning/evening/afternoon !! it’s been a while, i hope you’ve taken care of yourself and that everything’s been well <3333 how’s your day been? make sure you eat and take care of yourself!! drink lots of water and sleep well !! <333 xoxoxo

Hi mango anon!!! I’ve missed you!!! How have you been??? It has been a while but I’m so glad to have you in my inbox again! Don’t worry about not being here often though <3 nothing you need to stress over <333

I hope you’ve been taking care of yourself too <3 to be honest I’ve been really stressed with school lately </333 our chef has pulled us out of academics at least two times a week and I’m just feeling a little behind in my class work. Especially English, mostly bcs we have like two essays a week…yes I did sign up for a writing class but I had more faith that I wouldn’t constantly be pulled out of class and would you know actually have time to write </3

My day was okay, definitely not the worst day in the past two weeks lol. The other day (Monday 😮‍💨) I was going through it </3 nothing was going right and I actually asked Q if their dad would take me home bcs I didn’t feel safe walking home. It was really hot and was on the verge of passing out in a cool room so-

I must’ve looked pretty pitiful cause my mom is letting me stay home tomorrow! YIPEE!!!! I will be sleeping until like 12:30 at the earliest. I just finished dinner lol! I made my mom buy me hamburger meat so I made cheeseburger macaroni (my favorite <3) cracking open another bottle of water just for you mango anon <333

Make sure you drink water and take care of yourself too!!!! <33 eat a snack, your body deserves nutrients! Make sure you get some rest too love! <3 thank you for checking in and if you read my little rant <333

I love you mango anon! Take care <333

[bakery-anon]

I love staring at a blank document and watching the cursor blink while my brain is unhelpful in writing something.

[bakery-anon]

I don’t think you guys fully understand how excited I am to go home and take a shower </3

[bakery-anon]

[bakery-anon]

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