#i promise]

[thatonepersonguy]

Taking down a bio weapon with weird mold powers then seeing my dead dad??? ??

[thisisbeefjerky]

“Spontaneous human combustion?”

“Scully.”

Why did he say her name as if she just took all her clothes off unexpectedly.

“Dear diary, today my heart lept when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion.”

Uh huh buddy we noticed

[puke-ur-gutz]

"everyone who has thought or said bigoted things is born bigoted and there can never ever be any underlying problems or circumstances that brought them to that mindset, that, if addressed effectively, could possibly help dismantle their viewpoint and help them heal into a less hateful person. they were all born maliciously evil. doing harm means you are evil and deserve no nuance or empathy" hey we literally live in a society btw.

[wrathofrats]

Listen I just think one of the ghouls should make mountain get off on weird porn that makes him guilty for cumming to it

[sheena-is-a-punk-rocker]

I swear to God that quinnflag fic I promised y'all is coming! 😭 Life has been insane and writer's block is a bitch

wilf (wip i’d like to finish)

[minmiau00]

For Zoro, the promise he made in Wano had been many years ago... He did not expect that one day he would have to keep his word and kill his beloved husband.

[kennywhoremega]

Mentally, I'm still here. Honestly you can just leave me here...

[noodles-and-tea]

I don’t know if it’s just because of Alex’s personal voice quirks or whatever but Bill and Stan talk in quite a similar manner and my personal head canon is that Bill does it on purpose to mess with Ford :(

[cursedbanalities]

Sorry I wrote about you being sawed in half with your organs spilling out. I just have deep-seeded resentment and I wanted to write about what it would be like if you were sawed in half with your organs spilling out

sorry i oil painted you sawed in half with your organs spilling out its just that i wanted to see what you would look like sawed in half with your organs spilling out

[poppyplate]

he's trying his best

[churchofthemimic]

memories of a place that doesn't exist anymore. a world that is so different now.

[azz-modeus]

Cassandra Cain

[asooffa]

dumping pt 3

[addsalwayssick]

Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.

He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.

“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.

“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.

Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.

There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.

[witchyy-kittyy]

Erik: the world has wronged me and therefore I will kill everyone

Apocalypse: I’ll help you but I’m gonna hurt Charles

Erik: You’re going to WHAT