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ariella-has-lost-her-mind · 4 months ago

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accidentally broke down in front of my parents

now they think i'm going through a heartbreak

#i cant even cry in peace #they know i dont have a guy #WHY WOULD THEY THINK IM CRYING OVER A GUY THEN #i need a guy for that #i feel a little better knowing that they think i can pull one #desiblr #desi tumblr #spilled thoughts #personal thoughts #desi shit posting #desi tag

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wishfulsketching · 4 months ago

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Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me

Extra doodles:

Someone save Sevika, she is in hell

#my art #sketchy sketch #arcane #sevika #jinx #arcane powder #silco #silco and jinx #Silco will never actually be able to discipline in jinx #the best he can do is raise his voice #and even that has no effect #sorry silco you are a doomed girl dad #now I've doodled all my silco and jinx ideas I got a while back no wait #still one #well I'll finish it at some point #sevika needs help guys she is all alone with these two

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codecicle-archive · 10 months ago

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Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP #sorry. guy who lives in new york voice i need people on tiktok to get less annoying #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #10k #20k #30k #lord kill us all its at thirty thousand notes...#40k #50k #60k

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smokeweedeattherich · 7 months ago

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I'm convinced Mythbusters needs a reboot. Misinformation or mythinformation if you will, is at an all time high. We NEED the show that promotes critical thinking to come back. It doesn't need the same cast, in fact I think it would be better with some fresh faces. Imagine all the good it would do if you could just show your crazy uncle the Mythbusters reboot episode that debunks his anti-vaxx conspiracy in an easily digestible and entertaining format.

#mythbusters #truth #inspiring #trans rights #television #tv #tv show #reboot #guys who do i need to talk to to make this happen?

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cafeyote · 4 months ago

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me and gang at the haunted house

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batcavescolony · 10 months ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #primrose everdeen #hunger games #batcavescolony reads the hunger games #suzanne collins #'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl #and this isn't negative just bffr girl #your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is #old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU #...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in #CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the #reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously #shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent #so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to #district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie #and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give #them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like #some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12 #cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact #that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good #these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the #hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to #comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but #of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.

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markwateneymemorialcrater · 5 months ago

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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

#billionaire #rich people #Elon would just be insufferable #just the worst case of “needs to be the smartest kid in the room syndrome ever #I feel Zuckerberg has actually worked on himself a lot lately and he would be reasonably chill to hang out with #still evil #but he doesn’t come across as insecure alien anymore #bezos also seems like he’d actually be a cool guy to hang out with #again. still super evil #but I think I could survive a few hours stuck with him without bludgeoning myself to death

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lastoneout · 5 months ago

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"Violence only leads to more violence" TRUE! The thing is tho, a lot of people in power seem to think the start of the violence was the CEO getting shot, but they're wrong. The start of the violence was that very CEO running a company that turns immense, endless human suffering into money.

Violence did lead to more violence, decades of needless death and suffering willfully enacted by millionaires so they can make just a little bit more money, that was the start of the violence. If they didn't want it to escalate eventually, they should have maybe not made killing people the core functionality their entire company hinges on.

The people being tortured and killed by the health insurance industry are not the ones who started the violence, and tbh I don't really think it's on them to end the violence, either.

#I think people need to stop treating this as just some like...random middle class doctor getting offed #and more like a guy who has more influence and money and power than like half the politicians in this country getting assassinated #because he's making bank running a machine that kills people

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thatneoncrisis · 3 months ago

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fucked up and evil that i Have been drawing and writing all through january but none of you are allowed to see it

#theres uuuh. lotta school work shit #me playing dolls my my character and my friends guy #character designs i need to refine #a commission #hypothetical butch merch designs no one will see until im happy #uhh vmapire au at 16 pages #another weirdly cerebral pash sex thing

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jabberwick · 1 year ago

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Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

#And also: i know #i know the mayor of halloween town. I know guys.#twink death dilf birth #bill cipher #gravity falls #boy oh boy im anxious about posting this here please be nice to me #“the design deoesnt fit the voice” ?? idk man like. what if it did though.#you can draw him! i dont mind #no need to ask (:

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Dog Meshi.

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #laios touden #The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.

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catmask · 6 months ago

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lets get groceries

#fursona #i raelly wanted to draw my guy in this jacket. now i just need it irl #furry #anthro #furry art

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isjasz · 6 months ago

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[Ready for a new game?]

day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings

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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥

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mybreadsmybutters · 1 year ago

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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

#dan and phil fanfiction changed me #come into my lady door #and teen me saw that and went “i need to be that so fuckan bad”#i wanted to be dan but now that im a mature adult i understand that phil is better. phil guy 5ever nowadays #do i tag this as dan and phil. i still dont know tumblr site tagging norms and im like a year in now #dan and phil #dnp #phan

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago

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The FNAF 2 movie taking a strange direction,,

#myart #chloesimagination #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #mike schmidt #poppy playtime #huggy wuggy #mommy long legs #catnap #abby schmidt #guys I promise this is so real #Mike still needs a job ✨#tbh he might just assume the poppy characters are animatronics #so isnt put off by them immediately #Abby thinks they are cool though of course #she can fix them actually #she will befriend the whole factory 😤

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