#i love this as a reaction pic

[valend]

people being horny over hamilton on my dash again, i just wanted to go to bed…

[ljblueteak]

I love this sequence in Distractions where House, who has a migraine, enters the bright conference room and Cameron and Chase immediately leap up to close the blinds.

This shot of Cameron, Chase and Foreman looking at House on the ground needs to be a painting.

[hothammies]

getting caught cuddling with your "bro" gotta be the most embarrassing shit ever (fic from @campbyler)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

oh noooo or whatever

bonus aka The Real Motive Behind This:

SURPRISE double bonus. textless ver of the first pic under the cut

[f-misc]

How do you feel about Christmas cracker jokes? Greg: You'd expect me to say they're awful, or be angry about them. But I quite like going through the motions and the family reading them out! Alex: I like the challenge of making them funny. I'm going to say something slightly arrogant: I will back myself in a family situation, even with a bad joke, to make it funny. I reckon comedians can still deliver it. I'll do it, whatever it takes.

Alex, you write the jokes for the Taskmaster Christmas crackers. What's the secret? Alex: You just write something that is really stupid and gets a groan. A groan is your friend. It's things like, which actor quenches your thirst the most? Leonardo DiCapri Sun. Greg: I mean, it's quite good. Alex: What about Danny DeVimto? Greg: I don't mind that, either.

What are your Christmas traditions? Greg: There's a tradition in my family that I believe to be barbaric. The rule is you can open gifts from Father Christmas in the morning, but all other gifts cannot be opened until the last dish has been washed following Christmas dinner. Alex: Whoa, not even after the meal? Greg: Nothing. Not until everything's been washed and everyone's sat down. I see the torture in my nieces' faces. It was almost the ruination of Christmas for me as a child.

Alex: We have a genuine tradition, where after dinner there's one pineapple, and everyone guesses the amount of leaves on the top of it. The oldest person in the household has to count the leaves. Greg: What a surprise that your family would have a weird tradition that no one else in the whole country does. Alex: They keep going. They get really small. You're looking at triple figures. You're looking at 100-plus. Greg: So in the Horne household, it's like, "Oh, gather round, now we're going to count the leaves on a pineapple?" It's like you're lost in some Victorian time loop. Alex: Well, we're not the ones banning our children from opening presents until it's dark...

'How much should you pay a short mother? Mini mum wage' GREG DAVIES

'Why did the man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well' ALEX HORNE

[sage-lights]

courtgela at arasha’s bday party presenting her with a hot dog!!! 🥹🥹🥹

[fumifooms]

[goryhorroor]

[hyuckonia]

Ghost Chef 1 stronger than me. i woulda quit my damn job or conveniently placed a cleaver into one of my essential internal organs

[boredth]

LONG HAIR VAMP WICK OH MY GOD

[horseimagebarn]

horse with traffic cones on its ears the horse does not seem pleased with this development and instead appears either upset or embarrassed or both it is ashamed such a beautiful creatures reputation and self confidence is potentially shattered by this image but the horseimagebarn ethics committee allowed this image to continue into the barn due to the silliness of the image and the fact that the horse should not be embarrassed and is encouraged if it is reading this to embrace all that is whimsical and joyful and to not worry about what others think

[mhexart]

Hands you this

[lilylovelle]

when i yap away and pookie listens and responds

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Something something foreshadowing

[rafayelsgf]

[everythingisawayoflife]

*mid white dude who sends “u up?” texts voice*: send batfam fic recs

(specifically batfam sickfics but thats neither here nor there)

(no batcest please i’d die)