#i love them all so much ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH

[ramenwithbroccoli]

I didn't get to draw this but I've been thinking about Janka/Giewont/Rosetta being on the run and how . Do they do that how does it work .

Two giants made of questionable materials and the gimmick gramophone they have to wheel/carry around . Most efficient escape team ever

Not sure where I'm going with this I just think it's funny , in my head they met randomly while traveling when nobody knew English all that well - this could be a comedy movie in my head

alright but the "comedy movie" thing works so well!!! the whole description of them seems like a setup for a joke. add to that the fact that Rosetta doesn't speak polish, Giewont doesn't know a lick of spanish and Janka is well. generally hard to understand.

i'm thinking about how they could meet - maybe Janka was sent to the US after the war for some exhibition in a museum or so, but Giewont then gets their hands on her. and when they try to get away they meet Rosetta who has no clue what's going on but her curiosity is enough to stick around for a bit. maybe even Rosetta and Giewont recognise each other from a briefly meeting at some point before.

Rosetta: i still think about this random glass robot i met that i couldn't understand. i wonder where they are now

Giewont, two blocks away: *cursing while trying to push an antique gramophone robot through the back window of museum storage*

Rosetta: sometimes i can still hear their voice 😔

and then they cause mischief >:] also a thought of Patricia trying to chomp down on Janka's flower crown just popped into my head. girl don't eat that they're fake 😭

[environmentally-friendly-ivy]

my secret life smp ramblings to my friends now here

OK SO LIKE THERES THIS OLD SERIES GRIAN HAD CALLED EVO AND THEN THERE WAAS THIS LORE ABOUT WATCHERS AND LISTENERS AND THAT SHIT SO LIKE WHATEVER AT THE END OF EVO(for grian) THE WATCHERS SEPARATED EVERYONE AND HAD THEM FIGHT THE ENDER DRAGON ALONE AND GRIAN DEFEATED THE ENDER DRAGON AND BECAME A WATCHER INSTEAD OF GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH ALL OF HIS FRIENDS ON EVO AND THEN AFTER THAT GRIAN NEVER MENTIONED IT AGAIN ON HIS CHANNEL BUT ONE GUY DID AND THAT PERSON WAS MARTYN ‘IN THE LITTLE WOOD’ AND HE HAS THE LORE THAT THE LIFE SERIES IS A DEATH GAME BY THE WATCHERS AND LIKE RAHHHH AND THEN HE SAID ITS ONLY CANNON TO HIM CAUSE HE DOESNT WANT TO FORCE THAT ON THE OTHER PLAYERS BUT NOW THERES A BIG FUCKING ROCK WITH THE WATCHER SYMBOL AND ITS NOW LIKE 100% CANNON IN MY MIND AND LIKE AHHHH IM GONNA SOB OHHH AND ALSO IN LIMITED LIFE PEARL AND BIGB(BOTH IN EVO) BECAME A TEAM AND THEY WERE THE NOISY NEIGHBORS AND THE HAD LIKE A CATCH PHRASE OF “ALWAYS WATCHING” AND LIKE LOOK THEY SAID WATCHING LIKE WATCHERS UGHHH AND OKAY OTHER TOPIC THE PLAYERS ARE AHHHH SO MUMBO AND LIZZY ARE BACK IN THE GAME WHICH IS SO AHHHH AND GEMINITAY IS NOW IT IT AND OMG AND ANOTHER TOPIC AGAIN GRIAN AND SCARR 😭😭😭 THEY ARE SO 😭😭😭 DESERT DUOOOO OMG LIKE THEY RODE CAMELS TOGETHER WHYYY IS SO ❤️❤️❤️❤️(I JUST READ A POST I HAVENT GOTTEN TO THEIR POV YET) OKAY AND LIKE I JUST LOVE ALL OF THESE PERSONALITIES MASHING TOGETHER AND JUST BEING AHHHHH AND THERES ALREADY GOOD ART WHICH IS WHAT HOW SO FAST IM JUST SO SO SO SO INSANE FOR THEM AND IM GOING TO DIEEEE OMG THIS SERIES IS SO HEART EMOJI AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh

OH AND

TO ADD TO THAT WATCHER LORE STUFF THERES ALSO JIMMY/TIMMY/SOLIDARITY GAMING WHO HAS THE CANARY CURSE WHERE HE DIES FIRST EVERY SEASON AND ITS LIKE OOH WATCHERS PUSH HIM OFF OR LIKE THEY PUT HIM DEATH OR WHATEVER AND THEN THERES SCOTT WHOS ACTUALLY GOOD AT THE GAME AND IN LAST LIFE HE DIDNT DO THE BOOGIE MAN THING AND NOW THE WATCHERS DISLIKE HIM BUT HES JUST TO GOOD AND STRATEGIC AND DOESNT MAKE BIG ENEMIES SO HE LIKE PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS GETS TO THE END(accept for the one time he teamed up with jimmy aka mister canary curse😭😭) AND OMG THAT JUST REMINDED ME OF FLOWER HUSBANDS AHHH 😭😭😭😭”home” 😭😭OMG THIS SERIES……

so as you can see i’m very normal about the life smp, i like it a very normal amount and i am definitely not emotionally attached to it

[sugarpasteltmnt]

EEE THE NEWEST CHAPTER

(I read it yesterday but I feel the need to share my thoughts)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LEO IS SUCH A GOOFY LIL GUY I LOVE HIM

I could FEEL how delusional Leo was it was written so well!!!!! And seeing how out of it he was in comparison with his brothers was so well done! Rip Raph.. Mikey.. wait they really are ALL suffering here ahhh whyyy I feel so bad for them ;-;

Taking so many notes on how to write from this fic I LOVE YOUR WRITING SO MUCHHHHHH

Anyway bye for now I hope you have an amazing day/night!

ahkjsdhasd thank you so much!! (˶˃ᆺ˂˶)💕 i'm so glad you like it because it very, VERY fun making Leo go a little Bonkers hehe

[mochitoaster]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! <- sorry I am not normal about 'Eat your heart out' It's amazing and fantastic and I couldn't read chapter 4 without taking a break. ITS SO FUCKED UP THEYRE SO FUCKED UP and I love it <3 Pac letting Cellbit destroy him if it makes Cellbit feel good no matter how much it hurts him?? they're so not good for each other and they are ruining each other and they can't stop and !!!!!

'They’re always touching, whether it’s holding hands, hugging, or kissing. They play with each others hair, cradle each others faces, lost in the obsessive hold they have over each other.' <- I am insane. This fic has changed my brain chemistry I will never be normal about anything again.

'He’s safe here, with Cellbit. Nothing can hurt him except for Cellbit. Their existence is so fragile. Pac can die one thousand deaths, yet one singular person finding out could ruin all of it. Cellbit could lose this, could lose Pac . ' <- literally going insane throwing myself into a volcano THIS FIC IS AWESOME. the way you write is so unique and I quite literally read your writing for days without stopping.

Also Mike??? being so concerned for his best friend?? knowing that something's happening to Pac and Cellbit has something to do with it but he can't do anything???? SCREAMING

AND ROIER!!! Him trusting Cellbit so much. jsut AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AND THEM DISCOVERING PAC AND CELLBIT!! mike calling him Cell. I'm sorry I am struggling to have compressive thoughts about this.

“I don’t know if it’s a good one, but it’s the one I’ve got.” <- FUCK I CAN'T WAIT FO CHAPTER 5!!! I would have been happy if this fic was a oneshot, but you've put so much effort into this and you've created such a fantastic fic. The way you describe things is so vivid and jsut!!! Thank you for writing this.

This ask got me so excited I had to pace around for like an hour to get enough energy out to respond to it like!!!!!!!!! This makes me SO HAPPY I’m so fucking glad you’re enjoying my fic :D

I’m so proud of what I’ve written and I’m so so so overjoyed that you enjoy my writing style!!!!!!!

[shiverandqueeef]

12 for the movie ask?

12. Which movie has your favorite soundtrack?

I swear to god I tried to pick just one. then i gave up and made the following list instead! [links to youtube playlists in the titles]

Mean Creek it's the way this soundtrack manages to sound like there is an ocean of grief and rage and sadness lurking just beneath the surface. The pitch of the strings and the way the higher notes almost seem to choke on themselves, like someone forcing their own throat to close around a scream. There are sections of songs where the music plays backwards, as though desperately trying to go back, undo what has been done. At other times there is a humming like the whine of a mosquito, and you can feel the muddy banks of the creek and the overcast sky like i don't know how the fuck it does that. It's restrained and beautiful and absolutely soul crushing

Bronson, Lawrence Anyway, A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night listing these all together because they use music from the same or sibling genres. And I think they're neat! Lagaan I am so happy this movie is on netflix, and north american audiences are discovering it. It has my absolute favourite soundtrack out of every bollywood movie I've seen (and I've seen a lot lmao) uh. except for one song (you will know it when you hear it) but other than that! Mysterious Skin Gregg Araki movies always have a killer soundtrack, but this one in particular does so fucking much for the overall tone of the film. It hits just the right blend of surreal, nostalgic, unsettling, and just. cool. Pride & Prejudice (A&E) This is just pure nostalgia. I've been watching this version of p&p with my mom since I was a little kid. I actually used the opening theme as my mom's ringtone for years. I hear this soundtrack and it doesn't matter what the fuck else is going on, everything is immediately better Hard Core Logo AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! okay. okay. so it's uh. the movie is a love letter (and self aware indictment) of canada's punk music scene in the 90s, and all of the music was written/recorded by the lead actors band. anyways i love this movie a lot and you can watch the entire thing free on youtube so you should go do that

Billy Elliot introduced me to some amazing artists at a very young age, and uses them all perfectly in the film. this may seem like a bit of a meh little blurb in comparison to the others but like. I can not tell you how terribly fond I am of this soundtrack

[k-kizkhalifa]

episode 2 twilight out of focus --

alright i am still not happy. at all. but we're working our way through. here it goes. ALSO the credit music? BANGER. haven't heard one this good for a BL since Banana Fish. Like fr. i am in love with the opening scenes. ugh the montage is giving me so much hope. dude. i am so soft for mao right now, i want to PROTECT HIm.

okok here we go. ok i am not a fan of the costar.

lol at hisashi asking the questions we all want to know. bro this person with the pink hair is intense as hell.

not mao blushing each time hisashi looks at him. bro i get it. same.

hisashi darling boooooold. "maybe i wasn't getting enough of you." okay lover boy. you're gonna break mao and you don't even realize it. THIS SCENE IS SO SWEET. The holding. UGHHHHHH MY HEART. mao questioning his worth. no bby don't do that. know your worth and own it.

OH NO WHATS WRONG WIHT HISASHI. OH HE GOT DUMPED AND BRUSIED. my boyyyyyyyyyyyy. part of me: NO. other part of me: YEAH. MAO TAKE CARE OF HIM. LOVE HIM.

not hisashi being an actual romantic, just with the wrong person.

mao: pick me! me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT. IS THIS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? SO SOON? WAS I TOO HARD ON THE SHOW TO START?

oh no hisashi don't break my heart right now. boy. i am NERVOUS.

oh man i feel real sad watching this flashback. ugh. trigger warning please. i am n-not i was not prepared for this backstory. not hisashi secretly liking mao. okay i see you boy. but also, i am SO HAPPY HE STOOD UP FOR HIMSELF.

oh snap a kiss? a kiss. lordy lordy. okay i take back by mean words. okay maybe i don't take them back. ugh young love. so hard to understand sometimes.

oh no. hisashi i am SO SCARED THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK. (the movie i mean.) not mao consoling him. awe. oh man hisashi is such a softy.

[linaharutaka]

profode craziness

[softpine]

i’m about to put “bad at answering dms” in my bio because at this point i’m just disappointed in myself

[minccinoocappuccino]

ALL YOUR OCS ARE SO PRETTY OMG

I love them so much ksknwskwnd I also love the way you draw eyes?? an odd thing to say but your whole style is just amazing

ahhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH thank u so much!!!!! im so glad ppl love my style !!!!!! bro got me teary eyed with all the nice comments ;-; thank u so much im happy ppl love my ocs i put so much into them it means so much!

[ssa-steverogers]

TFAWTS FINALE SPOILERS BELOW

AHHHHGGHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHOMFGAHGGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHHHHHHOMFGOMGFGGAGAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHOMCOMGOMGOMAGAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOMFOMGOMGOMFN I CANT VELEIVE IT THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL WHAT THE FUCK I CANT BELIEVE IT I WONT BE ABLE TO EXPERIENCE THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME AGAIN

OKAY HOLD YOUR HORSES EVERYONE LET ME JUST- SHARON. FUCKING SHARON I KNEW IT. AGATHA SHARON ALL ALONG. GUYS SAME TYPE BEAT ALRIGHT. I WAS ALSO LIKE OMFG ISNT THAT KIND OF OUT OF CHARCTER KNOWING HER ROLD IN CA:TWS BUT I MEAN SHIELD IS GONE THE WORLD IS DIFFERENT NOW AND SHES OBVIOUSLY BEEN THRU A BUNCH AND OMFGGGG I KNEW IT. BUT OH GOD IM ALSO IN SHOCKKKK THE CARTER FAMILY NAME 😭😭😭 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEGGY GORL WHAT HAS SHARON DONE TO YOUR LEGACY BABY

ALSO BUCKY 😭😭😭😭 WHAT THE FRICK. HIS FACE WHEN HE WAS TALKING TO YURI OMFG OMFG “i didn’t have a choice” AND OMFF HIS WORDING WAS ACTUALLY SO IMPORTANT HERE. HE’S SAD AND DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY WHICH IS WHY HIS WORDS SOUND ‘IRREGULAR’ FROM REGULAR VOCABULARY AND THANK MOTHERFUCKIN JESUS MARVEL MADE SURE TO APLIFY THAT SCENE BUT OMFG I WISH WE GOT MORE OF BUCKY IN THAT PART WITH HIS REAL EMOTIONS BECAUSE THIS IS OBVIOUSLY HIS TRANSITION TO LETTING GO OF WHAT THE WINTER SOLDIER ORIGINAL STOOD FOR AND MOVING ONTO A NEW IDENTITY AND FINDING HIMSELF SO I JUST WISH THERE WAS MORE OF THE SIDE OF THE PAIN HE REALLY HAD TO FACE BUT WE DID GET A GOOD HANDFUL. BUT HES OBVIOUSLY FOUND A HOME WITH SAM NOW 🥺 HES LETTING THE KIDS PLAY WITH HIS ARM WHICH MEANS HES NOT AFRAID OF HURTING ANYONE ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THE WINTER SOLDIER 🥺🥺🥺 SOLID FUCKING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. AND WHEN THE SENATOR THANKS BUCKY FOR SAVING THEM HES JUST IN SHOCK FOR A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE HES NOT USED TO PEOPLE THANKING HIM FOR DOING WHAT HE DOES AND MY HEART JUST DIED FOR S MOMENT SENATE CAN STILL KISS MY ASS THO AND OMFG WHEN HE WALKS THRU THE METAL DETECTOR 😭😭😭 SEBBYS INTERVIEW FLASHBACKS AHHHHHHH. ALSO GUYS OMFG WHEN HES ON THE MOTORCYCLE WHY HE SO HOTTTTTT LIKE FOR WHATTTTT WHO LET YOU DO THISSSS SEXY MOTHER TRUCKER AND I JUST KNOW THAT BUCKY IS SO FUCKING PROUD OF SAM BEING CAP. ITS ALL HE’S KIND OF WANTED ALL ALONF 🥺🥺🥺

THE FALCON CAPTAIN AMERICA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHH OMFG I AM SHOOK. DID I SEE THAT COMING? YES. WAS I PREPARED? NO. OH GOD. I WONT RECOVER. HIS SPEECH???? OH GOD. IT DID FEEL LIKE A TINY BIT FORCED BUT I LOVED HOW THEY CHOSE TO ADRESS THAT WHILE ALSO SPEAKING ON RACE AND REALLY CONNECTING IT TO RECENT EVENTS IRL. HE WAS SO SPOT ON IT WAS SO POWERFUL. HE MENTIONS HOW THE GOVERNMENT WERE CALLING PEOPLE ‘THUGS’ AND ‘TERRORISTS’ WHEN REALLY THEY WERE FIGHTING FOR THEIR PLACE/LIVES BECAUSE THEY BELIEVED THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY AND HOW WHEN YOU CALL SOMEONE A LABEL, THEY WILL BECOME THE LABEL. I WAS LITERALLY BAWLING WHEN I SAW SAM IN HIS CAP SUIT. AND OMFG WHEN BUCKY CALLS HIM CAP??????????1!1?1??1?1? I AM DEAD. DECEASED. AND THE SCENE WITH ISAIAH?????? OH GOD I WAS CRYING. SCREAMING. OMFG AND WHEN SAM IS FIGHTING BATROC AND HE SAYS ON VA VOIR!1!1!1!!1?1!1!!1!1! I WAS CRYING. CA:TWS FLASHBACK WERE SO VIVID BABY IM DEAD. AND WHEN HE FIRMLY STATES ‘I’M CAPTAIN AMERICA’ OH GOD HOW MUCH OF A RELIEF THAT FELT TO ME???? OH GODDDDD

BUT I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS I CANT WAIT. ARE THEY GOING TO HAVE A SEASON 2????? WHILE THERE BE A MOVIE????? WHO IS VAL REALLY???? WHAT WILL US AGENT DO???? HOW WILL SHARON PLAY INTO THE FUTURE OF THE MCU????? WHAT HAPPENED TO ZEMO???????? ANYWAYS OMG ZEMO ALSO LIKE IF AYO AND THE DORA MILAJE TOOK ZEMO AWAY WHY DID HE END UP AT THE RAFT???? I FIGURED WAKANDA WOULDVE KEPT HIM BUT I GUESS NOT!!1!1!1!1!

OMG THE RAGE IN KARLI IN THIS LAST EPISODE OMFG I AM DEAD. I CALLED IT. I MENTIONED IT BEFORE AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN SHES YOUNG AND WAS BOUND TO BECOME RECKLESS. WHEN SHES FIGHTING SAM AND HES NOT FIGHTING BACK SHE KEEPS ON URGING HIM TO DO SO. BUT SAM ISNT LIKE THAT. HE UNDERSTAND KARLI BUT KARLI THINKS HES TRYNA MANIPULATE HER (ALMOST LIKE A PARENT/CHILD RELATIONSHIP BUT NOT REALLY BUT ALSO KIND OF?????). I HAD ALSO MENTIONED BEFORE THE QUESTION OF WHEN SAM WILL REALIZE THAT ZEMO WAS ‘RIGHT’ ABOUT KARLI BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED. UNTIL THE VERY END, SAM BELIEVED THAT THERE WAS A WAY OUT FOR KARLI WHICH IS WHY I BELIEVE THAT SAM IS MORE THAN A TRILLION PERCENT PERFECT TO BE CAPTAIN AMERICA. BECAUSE, LIKE HE SAYS, HES NOT BLONDE HAIR BLUE EYES; HE JUST BELIEVES THAT WE CAN DO BETTER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MILLIONS OF PEOPLE PROBABLY HATE HIM AND EVEN ISAIAH DOUBTED HIM BUT HIS MORALS STABD STRONG AND IF THERE’S ONE THING THAT IS TRUE ABOUT SAM IS THAT HE STANDS FOR WHAT HE BELIEVES IN, JUST LIKE CAPTAIN AMERICA SHOULD. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!1!1!1?1!1!!1!

I JUST HAVE SO MANY THINFS I HAVE TO RANT ABOUT BUT I’M LITERALLY SO EXHAUSTED FROM THE ADRENALINE RUSH I THINK I’M GOING TO PASS OUT GUYS SO GOOD NIGHT BUT OHHHHH OMFG AND THE MUSIC AND THE END 😭😭😭 SO BEAUTIFUL AND WALKER WITH THE FAKE SHIELD REALLY GOT ME HE REALLY JUST NEEDED AN OBJECT TO GET BEHIND BUT FOR SAM: SHIELD OR NO SHIELD HE WAS A GOOD PERSON EITHER WAY AND A PERFECT CAP 😩😭😭 GOODNIGHT GUYS. AHHHHHHHHHHHSNWKSKSPDKOSNSJWJNDIDINFSOSJDNIDJSSJSIAIDNODOSJSOWUWJEKDOJDSHHEKFOEJFXKILOVEBUCKYGUYSKEOSJSINDMXOXIDJFOXISNFNOCOEIFSAMISMYCAPNSKZJOSJDKCODIMISSZEMONSKSJSKDKOSKDWHAT

[eerna]

Maybe I’m an outlier but I really really enjoyed Netflix SaB. I knew it was going to be a completely different story from the get-go when they cast the Crows. Did they include them bc the showrunners knew more people had read SoC than SaB? Probably. Does it change basically everything? Absolutely. But I liked the mashup. It’s the “what if they knew each other??” AU fic I didn’t know I wanted. (Love your takes btw)

That’s even better!!! I too am happy with it bc I consider it an AU, but like, I am also sad bc it could have been such a good thing. And thank youu~~

After reading your reactions to the show i realize i agree with a lot u said AND I DIDNT NOTICE WHILE SEEING THE SHOW like what happens with the dregs in season 2 now? Also that kanej...... but its ok i mean i think now a part of me is pretending this is a new story with new characters that i like but not As Much as the books?? Or a universe where Soft Kaz is a thing?? But they took away the fuckboy disease from Mal, made Malina really good and Alina super relatable and cool so i say is a win for us

IT IS A WIN!!! Maybe the Crows got wrecked, but they gave me a TGT plotline I enjoy, and a show I really like, so. Def one of better book-to-screen adaptations I’d seen, even if MY fave parts were omitted.

I have finished the whole season and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH there are so many moments that made me want to scream (the good kind of screams)

The crows are still not completely our crows but theyre getting there

I was never a darklina or a malina fan but the show made me love malina, the mal actor has done a terrific job

All of them have actually made an incredible job and i want a second season right now

YAS I truly hope they get that shiny s2. Please. Please

I do agree that the kanej we are seeing is not the kanej from the books but i think that so far its okay? From the way i see it this kaz is still very much in the inej is an investment fase and we are seeing the beginning of the crows, of the start of their trust in each other. They might fuck it up later and i live in fear of that but so far its not terrible.

However i really hope they enforce a bit more on the whole kaz aversion to touching people, i feel like they didnt explore it much but since the crows weren't the focus right now i can kind of excuse it.

I have some complaints about the way they handled the mixing of the storylines but overall its not the worst thing they could have done.

Kaz is def not in the investment stage during this show, he is very vocal about Inej’s importance and humanity jdskbabcjk. But yes, the touch thing didn’t come in focus a lot, but I liked that moment in ep 1 when the guy was holding him down with a naked hand and you could SEE how much it pained him! New watchers wouldn’t notice, but once they learn the truth, they would get it. Hhuhu. And yeah it could have been worse...

[atimefordragons]

SO BABY NOW YOU FEEL LIKE NUMBER ONE SHINING BRIGHT FOR EVERYONE LIVIN' OUT YOUR FANTASY THE BRIGHTEST STAR THERE'S EVER BEEN

☾♔; Jan 19, 2022 ☾♔; 3:37pm ☾♔; sotd: NUMBER ONE - SHIRO SAGISU FT HAZEL FERNANDEZ ☾♔; cotd: KUROSAKI ICHIGO ☾♔; THINKIN' TOO MANY THOTS ☾♔; High Fashion Layout (I Guess)

𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞: lyrics from number one

alt title, brain buzzing. ik, the set is a mess, but I'm having too many thoughts all at once and can't sort, so trying, like, I'm crying about stuff and mad about other stuff, and excited as FUCCCK about some other and like, my heart can't keep up, it's also been damaged by covid, probably just temperorarily, lol. the chest is almost completely gone now, but god it's taking too long. ik, ik, it can take 2 weeks for mild covid to pass, but still. I'm too tired to do anything and now that I don't have the energy, I have like 6000 things I wanna do. ///sighh/// ANYWAY!!!!

me watching ichigo and hitsugaya in the new trailer: my boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble.

I am still 12 and still in love with them. and bitter that we didn't adult hitsugaya, let my man age with me, god. also, also, hit with the realization that hitsugaya and xiao are very similar and concerned that me and my cousin have the same taste. hitsugaya is also her favourite from when she watched bleach, and like, that's fine, but what about when the older man thing hits, it hasn't yet, but she too much like me, and I'm ace and also had enough sense to be aware it would be really, REALLY bad if the "affection" was reversed or returned, but she ain't me, she's too trusting of people.

OFF TOPIC again, lmao. what was I talking to myself about again? OH right! sorting the thots! ignore this, I'm just self talking and trying to like untangle the mess. ___________________________________________________________________________

STELLARIS PHANTASM I totally forgot everything about this, okay, wait, genshin, and the 88 constellations plus corresponding nations, fallen gods, ummm, something

BOURGEOISIE ACADEMIA

UNTITLED (LET'S CALL IT GETSUGA TENSHOU FOR NOW, LOL) too messy, can't clear. Godai plus bleach plus zero plus the shoujos, the eva one and the inori one, cause they both cute and it funny, what even was the plot? fuck.

SHIZURI + DAISUKE

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I can't remember anything else, I slept it away. fuck.

VOGEL IM KAFIG

FUCK FORGET ABOUT THAT, WHAT EVEN WOULD BE THE PLOT? I THINK I HAD SOMETHING WITH JJK ELEMENTS OR TK IN MIND BUT IDR! DAMN IT BRAIN

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#5

So I have not finishes the song of Achilles yet but I have almost cried multiple times already so I'm terrified for when everything goes to shit

15 notes • Posted 2021-07-22 23:13:44 GMT

#4

My thought on IT which emotionally destroyed me in my own home

If you don’t want spoilers from the book please don’t read!

Ben is a massive fucking simp let’s be real

Stephen King. Why you killing all the gays my dude?

Richie calling Eddie cute and pinching his cheek is my new life line thank you 

Just Richie and Eddie in general are my life line 

WHY EDDIE? JUST WHY?

I never want to read a child sex scene again in my life I was so uncomfy the whole time 

Mr Chips is a great name for a dog and I want to kill Henry for killing him

All of the kids were great and I would die for all of them 

Eddie grabbing Richie's cheek when he was dying made me screech

You could’ve brought Eddie with you Beverly. Don’t “wish” you could’ve. You definitely could have brought him with you. 

Who the hell is gonna tell Myra he’s dead? None of them remember each other 

NONE OF THEM ARE GOING TO REMEMBER EACH OTHER 

Them slightly remembering in their dreams or whatever doesn’t comfort me cause I can’t help but imagine Richie remember someone who he loves very much (EDDIE) dying right in front of him trying to tell him something, BUT THEN NOT REMEMBERING ANYTHING ABOUT WHY THIS PERSON IS SO IMPORTANT TO HIM AND WHY HE’S SO BROKEN EVERYTIME HE REMEMBERS. 

The fact that they won’t remember made me cry for a full hour and that’s because I kept thinking about forgetting my best friend and how that’s how they’re gonna feel but they won’t actual know and just ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I repeat AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“You know I...I...” YOU FUCKING WHAT EDDIE PLEASE JUST TELL HIM 

So in conclusion, I highly recommend this harrowing experience and I had a great/ horrible time

Thanks for reading my mental breakdown at 1 in the morning 

17 notes • Posted 2021-01-29 01:15:52 GMT

#3

Okay, so last night I finally watched The Hollow season 2 (LOVED IT btw) and I have like just 1 issue with it. Why is Weirdy helping DIGITAL COPIES of previous players??? Like they are DIGITAL COPIES and he's risking his entire job to save them. It just doesn't make sense to me. Real them are completely fine and sure they're self aware digital copies but I just why??

26 notes • Posted 2021-06-04 09:42:12 GMT

#2

Ben Wyatt owns every piece of my heart and I would kill for him

94 notes • Posted 2021-06-19 23:22:45 GMT

#1

My thoughts on The Song of Achilles 24 hrs after it destroyed my soul as I needed time to fucking process

If you don’t want spoilers from the book please don’t read!

WHY IS EVERYONE KILLING THE GAYS?

Die Patroclus' Dad. Your son is a bean and you do not deserve him you little bitch

Die Thetis until like the very last page literally, but I appreciate your work for the gays when you weren't a bitch

Die Agamemnon cause just fuck you dickface

DIE PYRRHUS PATROCLUS WAS NOT A BLOT ON YOUR FATHER'S HONOUR YOU FUCKER

Odysseus, I have read Circe so I know you kinda fucking suck too my guy but I appreciate you trying to get Patroclus' name next to Achilles

We also appreciate this man for essentially comparing Achilles and Patroclus to him and his wife

Also, Phoinix with his story about Meleager and Cleopatra and staring pointedly at Patroclus made me happy but also killed me

Bri is a queen and deserves better than what she fucking got. Fucking Pyrrhus and his bitch boy antics

Childhood best friends to lovers is like my favourite trope so just yes

Patroclus seeing Achilles fight for the first time and literally imagining him handling 20 guys easily: *under his breath* fuck me Achilles: What was that? Patroclus: I said fight me

That scene where Achilles just literally drags my boy off his chair was so cute but it also made me laugh so fucking hard

Achilles waiting for him instead of going to Chiron JUST KILL ME

Their first kiss and Achilles running made me scream like no the love of your life is right fucking there child, but Patroclus going anyway despite not knowing how things were after the kiss ahhhhhhh

"Patroclus I have given them enough. I will not give them this." Yes baby don't let them stop you be as gay as you fucking want (leave that to the shitty fates and your mother)

Achilles first instinct when seeing Patroclus' body to be to slash his own throat caused me to throw my book. Just anything to do his with reaction made me throw my book. Especially the ashes thing man

I'm skipping a whole bunch of stuff cause this is quite long already but imagining Achilles finally being at rest and relieved that he'll get to see Patroclus again only to still be alone but it's not like he can go back and I just sob

and Patroclus not being at rest till people know that he and Achilles were together killed me cause he was always so worried about being fully found out when they were alive but dead he was like no let the fucking world know I loved him and love him still.

I appreciate that Thetis did this though I think that was a nice moment when they both hated each other

In conclusion, they gay, I am in pain even 24 hrs after finishing this masterpiece. I will probably think about it and cry randomly for the next 20 yrs and I'm okay with that. I highly recommend this ride of knowing pretty much whats gonna go down but letting your soul be destroyed anyway

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[meirasthing]

Just finished watching Shadow and Bone season one, and I honestly didn’t think I could simp even harder on the show than I did with the books, but oh boi is the Darkling valid af. They sure did Mal WAY more likeable in the show, but damn, they also did the same with the Darkling, having that flashback to the moment he created the fold? Absolutely delicious.

I must say that it kinda pissed me off how nice Mal is now, tho. It makes sense I guess, otherwise I think most people would be pretty pissed off if they went with the books ending for the show if Mal stayed as the little bitch that he is in the books. But damn, they just made him way too ideal now. He is just so understanding of Alina’s struggles, so willing to help without any of his bitching, like, genuinely being there as a support for her and all that. And honestly? It kinda feels like he is a different character now lmao, because all the negative traits that he has on the books are, so far, non existent on the show. We shall see where it goes on season 2 tho.

But in all honesty, THE CROWS BRO, THE CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS. AHHHHHH, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, MY BABIES. Every time that Kaz was on screen I was screaming, and Inej and Jasper god, I love them so fucking much, and it was so fucking amazing to see them interact with Mal and Alina like goooood 😭😭😭😭Matthias too, and Nina, I just love the cast for them so fucking much I can’t express it honestly, and their acting was so INCREDIBLY spot on, like for real, it really did feel like they came to live straight from the books and I am 100% here for it. The way they altered the plot to fit them in was so flawlessly done that I am way too excited to see what will happen on season 2, and god, now that Nina is in the ship with them ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I can’t wait 😭😭😭

Now I have to just stay here and wait for season 2, wondering where the fuck it will go.

[the-last-cuddlebender]

Not in Front of the Kids

Bumi and Kya were scared to say the least. Daddy almost died.

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A/N: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (feat. angst/hurt/comfort, bestdad!Aang, bestmom!Katara, bestuncle!Sokka, and littleshit!Aang)

Rating: T

Words: 2,690

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Aang carried them all out of there—little Tenzin swaddled on his back and Bumi and Kya cradled against his front. One of Aang’s arms was badly fractured by the wrist. Katara was pretty sure his shoulder, at that angle, was partially dislocated, too. He hid his wince in a laugh when Kya whimpered and held onto him tighter. 

Suki took little Tenzin from his makeshift wrap—the babe was crying but otherwise okay, to Katara’s every relief.

Katara was planning a million miles an hour as she assessed her husband and children. Bumi and Kya were filthy but favored no injury and showed no wound. Aang, on the other hand, looked like he had thrown himself over a bomb from how badly his robes—or, what was left of them—were singed and torn. He trembled like an engine missing a bolt and about to break apart.

Her children flinched and instinctively held onto their father even tighter once the sounds of the outside came crashing down on them. Katara, already fisting gauze in one hand and healing water in the other, gave her brother a look, and Sokka, cooing gently, tried to encourage the toddlers from Aang’s arms.

Aang was on the brink of collapse. Katara needed to heal him.

It was only with his careful airbending that he spared his kids from hearing his wheezing.

Aang stopped Sokka’s attempts. The kids had enough of people taking them away for the day. He needed them to go on their own.

“Hey, what—,” Aang gritted his teeth and pursed his lips, hiding a cough into a slurred sound like he was clearing his throat. It didn’t help that Kya hiccuped in the same moment and tightened her death grip on her father’s neck. Aang held her closer on instinct—her and Bumi—and smiled into her hair so she felt it. Only then did he give Sokka his attention. “What do ya think you’re doing, trying to take my munchkins from me, eh?” 

Sokka slumped, immediately seeing through Aang’s facade. Behind him, Toph’s clenched fists ground metal on metal to resist the urge to smack her former student. 

Aang felt Katara’s glare and heard what was left of her heart break as she moved closer, fighting the urge to hold her family like she was fighting to keep a tsunami away.

Sokka tried again. “Aang— ”

Aang ignored him. “What do you say, guys?” he asked the shivering, dust-coated bundles trying so desperately to hide in his robes. Aang smiled, ignoring even the thick beads of sweat rolling past his temple and trembling jaw. “You wanna go with Uncle Sokka for a bit?”

The suggestion made Bumi hold such a tight fistful of Aang’s collar that it threatened to cut off his air, and Kya shook her head so hard and so fast that it threatened to come off her shoulders.

“Nonononono!”

“Wanna...W-Wanna stay with D-Daddy…”

Aang’s heart broke not too unlike how the Uprisers cracked four of his ribs. 

Katara’s eyes were a threat and a plea—begging him. Aang would have wondered why she hadn’t talked yet if he didn’t see the tremble in her lip. 

She was struggling not to cry.

And they promised not to cry in front of the kids.

Suki stepped forward, just behind Sokka’s shoulder. She opened her mouth to speak but stopped herself when the children whimpered and curled ever closer. They were wired and on edge with the raw chill of fight or flight; instinct made them desperate to cling to the only warmth—the only safety—they could feel.

Aang nudged them higher so the blood leaking from his abdomen wouldn’t taint them. A shiver wracked him from head to toe, speeding his breathing and kicking his heart into overdrive. 

A quiet hush of metal on metal. “Twinkletoes…”

Bumi and Kya mumbled some more.

His kids were terrified—His wife equally so.

Aang laughed. 

It was a broken, wet sound, but it warmed the air’s tension just as his laugh always did. Even the sirens, shouts, and grindings of earthbending as Toph’s teams worked to rescue evidence and enemies from the crumbling warehouse were drowned out by the familiar sound.

Katara stepped forward. A lecture sat on her tongue and a thousand desperate pleas clouded her eyes.

Kya’s voice was a squeak. “D-Don’t go, Daddy…”

Katara gave him a look that held more than one meaning.

Aang gave her one back—that he hoped was reassuring—before he turned back to their kids. 

“Shhhhh, shhh, shhh…It’s okay, guys. It’s okay...shhh…I won’t be gone long. I just gotta go annoy Mama and do some boring grown-up things for a little bit. And I need to change my clothes—we all do. That sewer was a stinky, stinky place, wasn’t it?” He nudged Kya with his face, and he peeled her away enough from his neck to give her cheek a playful kiss and to give her terrified eyes a smile to look at. “Kya, I think you’re the stinkiest of us all, little lady.”

Kya held their eye-contact just as resolutely as she held onto his neck. Aang smiled wider, and his daughter had no choice but to do the same. 

The smallest giggle escaped her, like a shaft of light peeked through a barely opened door. “...Daddy’s stinkier.”

Aang looked appalled and gasped just as comically even though the sudden intake of air nearly sent him into a fit. “Me? Stinkier than you? I think not, little lady.”

His efforts won him a shy smile that was missing two baby teeth. “Daddy the stinkiest.”

“Not-ugh.”

“Yeah-huh.”

Aang rolled his eyes and didn’t stop smiling. “Well, I see who you take after. I’ll never win with you, now, will I?”

Kya laughed a little more. 

Bumi wasn’t swayed in the least. He held on to where Kya had let go. His voice was strained like a squeak of rubber on tile, thinned so taut that it threatened to break.

“It was scary down there…”

Aang’s smile almost faltered, and it would have if Kya—her confidence crawling back enough to pull away one hand to suck her thumb and rest her head contently on his partially dislocated shoulder—wasn’t looking at him. 

Aang shook like a stone building about to collapse. His face was paler. His robes were darker and so wet in some places that crimson beaded little pools on the fabric’s weave.

Sokka moved behind him. Suki stepped to Aang’s side where his shoulder was shifted at a strange angle. They both opened their arms—just a bit—expecting him to fall but ready to catch him.

But Aang would sooner die on his own two feet before he fell with his kids in his arms.

“Oh, Boom-Boom…,” Aang cooed. Bumi shook and bit his lip so hard that Aang feared it would bleed. He kissed his son’s hair and the darkening bruise on his forehead—the reminder of one of the Uprisers hitting Bumi with a baton—like the gesture might somehow be a bandage. “It’s okay, bud. I know it was scary. I was scared! But you two were so, so brave.”

“You…” Bumi angled his head to look up at the kind smile eager to greet him. Aang’s heart broke a little more. The vulnerability in those little eyes should be a crime. “Daddy was scared, too?”

“Are you kidding? Of course I was! Did you see how big those bad guys were? I thought I was in big trouble until you two brave warriors stepped in.” Aang’s knee threatened to give. Suki stepped a little closer with Toph right behind her. Gauze hit the ground as Katara tried and failed to hide her panic, but she was before her family in an instant. Aang gave her a look, ignored the scalding one he got in return, and turned his attention to their daughter. “Kya, you held your baby brother and did the waterwhip with one hand. One hand! Not even Mommy could do that when she was your age. And I’ll never forget the look on that bad man’s face when you kicked him in the shin, Bumi. He looked like you threw a boulder at him.”

A shy blush colored Bumi’s wet cheeks. The deathgrip on Aang’s collar loosened a bit. “He was gonna hurt Sissy…”

“But he didn’t, thanks to you. I’m so, so proud of you two. Mama is, too.” Aang trembled all the more, but his eyes were laughing and his smile carried a thousand reassurances when he looked at Katara. “Aren’t you, sweetie?”

Katara swallowed twice before she tamed her worry enough to keep it out of her voice. She kissed her children not nearly enough for her heart to stop racing, and her hands, once rubbing their backs like she did when they had nightmares, secretly wound under them to support their weights. Katara was still kissing their heads when she mumbled in a voice as soft as chalk dust but as firm as plated armor. “Very proud.”

Kya, one thumb in her mouth, didn’t move from her bed of robes and Daddy-shoulder as she found a handhold in her mother’s dress. Katara jumped on the chance to kiss her face. Kya smiled and squished her cheek—rounded from a gentle smile—to her mother’s. Quiet pride leaked into Kya’s words. “...I didn’t even cry when he hurted my hands with the rope.”

“Me neither!” Bumi piped up from his new position, relaxed and cradling himself in the dip of Aang’s other shoulder. Katara kissed him, too, and, if he weren’t struggling to stay conscious, she would have taken Aang out at his knees and strapped the stubborn brat to the nearest table so she could heal the blood oozing from his abdomen and onto her hand. 

“Did you hear that, Uncle Sokka?” Aang said. “Two big bag guys and rope, and they didn’t even cry!”

Sokka smiled, looking as tired as Aang felt. “That’s quite impressive, little warriors.”

The kids blushed. Aang kissed their cheeks with sloppily raspberries until they laughed. 

Aang laughed, too.

He was shaking even harder, now.

Katara gave him a look that he couldn’t tear away from. She wasn’t pleased in the least by the answer Aang’s look gave her in return, but she went along with it, nonetheless.

“Why don’t you two tell Uncle Sokka about your brave story? You know how much he loves those kinds of things. He tells you them all the time. He’ll tell everyone about how brave you two were.” Bumi and Kya giggled and held him tighter—not in fear or like he was the only thing keeping them from falling, but in a hug. 

Behind them, Aang gave Katara another look. 

Hurricanes killed fewer men than her returned look was capable of.

But, nonetheless, she understood. Something worse than sadness weighed down her movements as she pulled away, just a bit, and steeled herself in a subtle bending stance.

“Come on, Trouble and Mayhem, off to Uncle Sokka you go.” Aang motioned with his chin for Sokka to come forward. “Daddy’s gotta go do boring adult stuff for a little bit.”

“Cuz you're the Avatar?” Kya mumbled around her thumb.

“A bit, yes. But I won’t be long. I promise.”

Aang was just about to hand them off when Bumi spoke. “...When will you be Daddy again?”

Aang stopped shaking. He nudged both of his kids higher up on his chest so he could look them in the eye. He ignored Katara’s whine—so desperate it was audible—just as easily as he ignored the torn muscles bleeding even more of his life into his robes.

“Boom-Boom, I am always—I will always, always, always, always and forever be your and Kya’s and Tenzin’s daddy.” Aang coughed and hid it in the red fabric of his clothes. Katara looked ready to step closer. Aang silently shook his head. He didn’t stop smiling. “Daddy was the one who threw the rock at the bad man right? And gave him to Auntie Toph?”

“...Yeah.”

“And daddy was the one who carried you three out of there, right?”

“Yeah.”

“And who’s talking to you right now? Daddy or the Avatar?”

“Daddy.”

“That’s right. And your Daddy won’t ever, ever let any bad men hurt you. C’mere.” He gave them both cheek kisses, and they released his robes to touch his face. Aang nuzzled them as gently as he spoke. “I love you.”

“Love you more.”

“Impossible.” He gently kissed them again and gave Katara a final look as he handed their kids over to Sokka. “Uncle Sokka, be a pal and take these two hooligans for a bath and some ice cream. I have to bug their mama for a while. Make sure Kya scrubs behind her ears.”

In the pass-off, the kids’ attention on their father blinded them from seeing his blood being bent out of their clothes. Aang curled his arm over his abdomen just as the spot became warm and wet again.

Kya puffed her cheeks. “Daddy!” 

Bumi giggled at her, welcoming the laugh-slap-fight his sister met him with. Aang kissed Katara’s brow and patted Sokka’s shoulder before the warrior walked off with the kids.

Katara immediately started her pat-down. Her worry was palpable and thick like frozen gel in her voice. “Aang—”

“Wait,” he hissed.

Katara, very ready to argue, looked beyond his shoulder and pulled her finger off the trigger of her lecture. Bumi and Kya were looking at them from over Sokka’s shoulder. Katara waited, frozen more than anything as she was torn between her promise to her husband and her worry for his well-being.

They had promised not to bleed in front of the kids.

Aang kissed her brow in a sweet-looking way—like how he did every night when he got home. 

Two seconds later, the door was shut on the osctrichhorse cart. Six seconds later, it was turned around a corner.

Katara had no sooner glanced at the back wheel of the cart than her husband’s limp weight collapsed into a trembling puddle of whimpers, winces, and soft cries in her arms.

Aang smiled against her shoulder. Wet heat seeped from his clothes into hers.

Katara held him as tightly as she dared and shouted for a bunch of things Aang couldn’t make out. He couldn’t hear anything outside of Katara’s racing heart and the quiver in her voice (that only he could ever hear). 

She held him, and he held her, too. His fractured arm didn’t scream nearly as loudly or as angrily at him as she did. 

“Aang, don’t you dare move another muscle. Do you hear me?”

He laughed—the brat actually laughed. “It’s...It’s hard...not to hear you, sweetie.”

“Aang, this is serious. You’re hurt, damn you, and this isn’t the time to be cracking jokes.”

He laughed again. “I...disagree. It’s the exact...exact time to be.”

“Shut up.” Katara hesitated, glancing about for the supplies she was waiting for, but kissed him, nonetheless. “Just shut up and stay still so I can heal you and be mad at you later.” His eyes met hers. He was still smiling. She kissed him again.

“So…,” He paused to cough, “...So it’s a date?”

Despite herself, Katara laughed.

Aang smiled. She kissed him again.

The lasting images of his family’s grim faces were crushed under the renewed memories of their smiles. He danced the line of unconsciousness, but he forced himself awake until Katara healed him enough to be satisfied, for the moment, that her husband was out of immediate peril. 

His adoptive family gave him an earful—Toph promised to kill him later, and Suki promised to hold him down while she did it. They both gave him a hug and laughed, despite themselves, when he said he looked forward to it. 

Besides, they should have known he wouldn’t die from a rescue mission of this kind.

He and Katara had, after all, promised not to die in front of the kids.

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an exercise in angst because I suck at writing it...I blame discord and A.D.Curtis entirely for making me think about angst while trying to write some bestdad!Aang content

[justanotherpersonsuniverse]

Juleka: *Closing a door*

Adrien: Hey Juleka!

Juleka: *Leans up against the door* Ham! Damn! Adrien! Hi Adrien, do you want ham? I don’t have any ham. What are you doing here?

Adrien: I came for guitar lessons.

Juleka: Great! Did your hair lose… Weight?

Adrien: What’s in the living room?

Juleka: What is a living room? Did you get new… Arms?

Adrien: *Pushing Juleka* Move out of the way.

Juleka: Noooooo…

Adrien, opening the door: *Sees a dead body* AHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!

Juleka: AHHHHHHHH! That is a nice chair. *Points to a chair* Let’s just, look at it.

Adrien: I’ve already seen the dead body. You can’t distract me.

*A body falls out behind the chair* 

Juleka: So nice.

Adrien: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

Juleka: Honestly, not much.

Adrien: I’m calling the police.

Juleka: U-uhh, ham! *Throws ham at Adrien’s face* 

Adrien, throwing the ham on the ground: I want answers.

Juleka: Okay, I lied, I do have ham.

Adrien: About the bodies!

Juleka: Oh! Well you know when you want to tell someone something but you don’t want to hurt their feelings so you kind of bottle it up inside till it slowly but surely develops into an overwhelming urge to kill them?

Adrien: Obviously.

Juleka: I cloned you so I could kill you.

Adrien: Oh my god- Wait, why did you clone me twice? 

Juleka: Yes… Twice…

Spadrien: Hola!

Juleka: *Shoots Spadrien*

Spadrien: Adios! *Dies*

Adrien: Who was that? 

Juleka: That was Spanish Adrien, I called him Spadrien.

Adrien: Why? 

Juleka: It’s a portmanteau of Spanish and Adrien.

Adrien: No, why was he Spanish?

Juleka: Oh! Yeah, the cloning process took a while to perfect… There were rejects…

Adrien: How many rejects? 

Doesn’t understand the human body Adrien, feeling through his hair: Has anyone seen my penis?

Adrien: Why would it be in your hair?

Juleka: Oh, that’s doesn’t understand the human body Adrien.

Doesn’t understand the human body Adrien, pointing to his elbow: Hey! Say that to my face! 

Juleka: *Shoots doesn’t understand the human body Adrien*

Doesn’t understand the human body Adrien: Ow! My knees!

Really bad advice Adrien: Remember kids, if a strange man offers you sweets, there is probably more in his car. *Winks*

Juleka: Really bad advice Adrien.

Adrien: Oh, right.

Juleka: *Shoots really bad advice Adrien*

Really bad advice Adrien: Ow, drink bleach! *Dies*

Racist Adrien: I really hate this next guy.

Juleka: Racist Adrien. *Shoots Racist Adrien* 

Secretly Asian Adrien: White people! 

Juleka: Secretly Asian Adrien. *Shoots secretly Asian Adrien*

Adrien: Really? They all look the same to me.

Juleka: Woah!

Adrien: The clones! The clones! Really? Really?

Juleka: *Shooting Barber shop quartet Adrien*

Barber shop quartet Adrien: Ow, ow, ow, ow~

Juleka: Barber shop quartet Adrien.

Adrien: So, is that all of them? 

Juleka: Well, there is suicidal Adrien, but uh…

Suicidal Adrien: *Shoots himself*

Juleka: Yeah, that’s all of them.

Adrien: Thank god, y'know if you have something to say, you can just say it to me. We’ve all bottled up our feeling to the point where we feel like our only option is to murder a bunch of clones.

Adrien: But, you can just talk to me. Okay? 

Juleka: Thanks Adrien. 

Adrien: So, what is it you wanted to say.

Juleka: You’re a clone.

Adrien: What?

Juleka: I turned the real Adrien into a chair. 

Adrien: WHAT?!

Juleka: I called him Chairdrien.

Chairdrien: *Muffled screaming* 

Adrien: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Adrien and Chairdrien: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Juleka: *Throws ham at Adrien’s face.

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This was very interesting to read, I love that video