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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on
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The Robot Apocalypse came. Cities are empty, you stayed since you’re almost out of insulin and will die soon anyway. The robots find you and while processing you one of them sees your insulin pump and asks if you want to apply for dual citizenship, since the pump technically makes you a cyborg.
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'Foxfires at the Changing Tree' by Utagawa Hiroshige, 1857.
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Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any
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i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.
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my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half
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The Chasm, from The Book of Death by Kay Nielsen (1910)
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It still baffles me how Tumblr both allows and doesn't allow porn. Girl pick a struggle
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