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murderoushagthesequel · 1 year ago

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Do you enjoy reading stupid yearbook quotes

absolutely i do

#damn i wish i had a yearbook #sad #anyway #yes #i love dumb quotes #hag's asks

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lilislegacy · 5 months ago

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random pre-school mom: you are such a good dad, picking your son up from school so often

percy: well, my wife and i switch off depending on our schedules. she’s here the other half of the time

random pre-school mom: that’s so generous of you!

percy, confused: uh, why? i’m his dad

random pre-school mom: it’s just so selfless! oh and your little boy is absolutely adorable. he’s the most precious thing i’ve ever seen!

percy: thanks, he looks a lot like his mom

random pre-school mom: but clearly those eyes come from you

percy: well, yeah. i mean, i am his dad

random pre-school mom, flustered: um, well, are you coming to parents night? i can show you around so you know where to go?

percy: my wife and i will be there, and we’ll figure it out. thanks though

random pre-school mom: *weird fake smiling*

#percy my wife jackson #he would be so confused #and he would go home and tell annabeth and she would just laugh #i love percy shooting down everyone who hits on him #and usually not even realizing he’s doing it lol #he’s NOT dumb but he can be oblivious when it comes to feelings #incorrect quote #pjo incorrect quotes #adult percabeth #percy jackson #pjo #heroes of olympus #percabeth #annabeth chase #percy jackson and the olympians #rick riordan #riordanverse

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thebat-musicman · 4 months ago

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Im not sorry

Jason: Tim I need you to be straight with me

Tim: Wow Jason I never thought you were homophobic

Jason:

Tim: *finger guns*

Bruce: Duke, can you call your siblings down for dinner?

Duke, using his powers: Don’t you mean…dimmer? *puts on sunglasses*

Bruce: How long have you been carrying those around?

Duke: …three months

Tim: When I first met Damian he tried to stab me!

Dick: That’s just his way of saying knife to meet you.

Tim: …

Dick: Hey my sword play isn’t that bad

Tim: just leave

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l3viat8an · 6 months ago

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MC: Careful now. If you keep being sweet, I'll start thinking you're in love with me.

Solomon: What could I have possibly done to make you think I'm not??

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packet-of-staples · 1 year ago

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Day 142 of drawing Papyrus until he cameos in deltarune! Honestly Sans!! Now he has to clean all of those!! He was totally smiling about that dumb joke afterwards though.

#undertale #papyrus #deltarune #drawing papyrus until he cameos in deltarune #sans #I love this dumb incorrect quote so much #i should do more incorrect quote related stuff that would be good inspiration

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benevolenterrancy · 3 months ago

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(Unseen Academicals, Terry Pratchett) I think Shang Qinghua and Ponder Stibbons should have tea and compare notes about somehow accumulating so much behind-the-scenes power by doing menial jobs no one else wants that they could basically run the show if they wanted...

meanwhile we have Shen "meh good enough" Qingqiu

#svsss #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #sqh #sqq #cumplane #discworld #my art #sqq 100% knows how to delegate meanwhile sqh is here trying to run a sect a demon kingdom and juggle a bunch of secret conspiracies #his little rodent heart is going to explode from stress at this rate no qi deviation necessary #i'm gonna need to draw sqh more i really don't know what i want his design to be yet but i like him a lot #if anyone has any sqh drawing prompts send them to me i need some ideas to play with (WITHOUT SPOILERS THOUGH I'M ONLY ON BOOK THREE)#i was scrolling back to see the last time i had drawn cartoony cursing to remind myself which shapes i like to use and wow #it looks like it's actually been a while??? it surprised me because i really love drawing them #i laugh any time i see them in a comic #anyway what are the odds i reread unseen academicals again before the month is through? highly underrate pratchett novel imho #variations of this quote is actually used a few times in the discworld series i think but this is the one that stands out to me #when stibbons reveals just how much power he actually has at the university #*chefs kiss*#the wizards are so dumb i love them so much

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wispscribbles · 9 months ago

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late but

Happy Valentine’s Day 😌

Thank you Chloe !! Happy late valentines :D This is a great opportunity for me to share some 141 valentines wips that I didn't finish in time

#ask #chloe-is-slightly-epic #these are so dumb i just wrote the first things on my mind #tbh only sharing these because I love mini gaz falling from the heli #the price one is a mw19 quote for those unaware #Someone: so how did u spend valentines day?#Me who just drew cod all day: ..... uhhhhhhhhhh. with my loved ones #task force 141 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #john price #cod fanart #my art #doodle

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norakbubbles · 6 months ago

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Sanji: Oh my god, you're bleeding out! What's your type?

Zoro: Blond, dumb eyebrows, smoker, good cook-

Sanji: YOUR BLOOD TYPE, MARIMO

Zoro: Oh

Zoro: *looks down at wound*

Zoro: Red

#one piece #incorrect quotes #zosan #zoro x sanji #fyp #sanji x zoro #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #one piece sanji #sanji #zoro #one piece zoro #they're so silly #i think they're married #zoro is so dumb #so is sanji #they're dumb and in love #they're married your honor

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httpiastri · 8 months ago

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i have never seen anyone look this stupid before

#theyre so……#dumb besties 🫶#i thought of the charles quote ‘oh my god i have never looked this good’ but just with stupid instead #love them sm #all of their posts & stuff together now in australia :(( cuteeee #playing paddle ???? wow #f1 #f2 #f3 #ollie bearman #dino beganovic #prema racing #ferrari driver academy

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demico-art · 14 days ago

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Was surprised and honored to be invited to a huge Gravity Falls project as a featured animator! Gonna try my best!

Organized by @xneonknight

#gravity falls #to2sreanimated #atots reanimated #A tale of two stans #was never invited to a GF project aside from my mutuals and friends #guess I was good for something after all #chose a Soos quote because one of the Stan quotes I wanted to draw eas taken #But I love this dumb Soos quote because this scene always makes me laugh

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cringefail-clown · 1 month ago

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hes so fucking funny

#homestuck #caliborn #dirk strider #i was looking for quotes bout limebloods and got distracted by his wacky shit #hes so dumb i love him

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disaster-magician · 3 months ago

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Looks like you found one of those golden retriever girls! Good luck with that, Tamarack

(Fake screenshots! These are fan made based on incorrect quotes and not in the game)

#our life #our life 2 #our life now and forever #olnf #olnf tamarack #tamarack baumann #our life tamarack #incorrect quotes #fan edit #fan made #not canon #mc annabeth #annabeth is soooooo jason mendoza coded it's crazy #like she's not stupid but she is kinda dumb and happy most of the time and she loves tama more than anything #this quote probably works a little better in step 3 but i don't have those sprites so maybe I'll redo this when i do #also tama is the ONLY person allowed to call her annie! everyone else calls her beck or maybe annabeth if they're close #i need the step 2 angst so bad it's not even funny. i need it and i need it right now #like none of my mcs are having a good time in step 2 but becks arc is about how hard it can be to always be the positive and upbeat one #and that maybe her two best neighbors take that for granted sometimes and need to let her feel negatively wo making her feel guilty #sunshine characters breaking down/snapping my beloved

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l3viat8an · 11 months ago

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MC: Levi, we need to talk…..

Levi: Is this because you found my half written romance manga about sexy lizard people who control the world from the shadows called; "Illumi-naughty.”?!?

MC: What??

Levi: What?!

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sharkaiju · 10 months ago

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Vox: What are you, high?!

Valentino: Am I what?

Vox: High!

Valentino: ...Hello.

#val is kind of dumb you cant change my mind #and i love him for that #voxval #staticmoth #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect hazbin quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel #vox #Valentino #hazbin vox #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino

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patroclusdefencesquad · 9 months ago

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top five iconic Damen moments go. If there’s too many give me top ten. This is urgent scientific research.

oh my god you are so lucky i have a long train journey today so here we go, in no particular order because hell if that is possible :

when he threw a mf broadsword. a sword that is meant to be swung with two hands (!!). and he just casually yeeted it from the back of a horse. into a guy who was about to kill his enemy who wasn't even his lover yet

kingsmeet. kingsmeet was the Pinnacle of the man. he broke his country's most sacred rules without even fucking hesitating out of sheer rage and love at what had been done to laurent get this man fucking husband of the year

obviously it has to be "i speak your language better than you speak mine, sweetheart" no man has ever been so stupid and yet so sexy

every moment in book three where he's like "did i fucking stutter."

"damen rose from the throne, and put his hand to the gold brooch at his shoulder. his garment dropped, and the crowd roared their approval" cock out and thriving. king

when he chose laurent he literally chose laurent over his kingdom he was prepared to sacrifice it all for him this MAN

when he was screaming crying throwing up at having to tell laurent who he was and laurent was just like "i know." sksjsks you dumb fucking bitch OF COURSE HE KNEW everything you now know about this man and you think he doesn't know the man who killed his brother god i love you how can a man be so smart and yet so. so

"i think if i gave you my heart, you would treat it tenderly" sobbing. literally sobbing on a train. he's so sweet he's so gentle he loves laurent so much. he's so. so. also that scene where he tells laurent if auguste hadn't died he still would have courted him. once he starts loving laurent he literally cannot conceive of a world where he does not love him i'm crying

he's beefy. it's not an iconic moment it's just his natural state of being but it's iconic to ME. his arms could hold me so good. his tits are as big as his heart. his ass? bouncing. his thighs? could crush me and i'd welcome it

his dimple :')

there we go it started out as a list of iconic damen moments it ended as me rambling about everything i love about him what can i say he lives in my head rent free i'll never find a man like him

#he literally has it all #smart but dumb. beefy. strong. gentle. protective. sweet. he represses his trauma so there's an 'i can fix him' vibe about him #to quote a tag on my previous post #he fucks he fights he flings insults #he's everything to me #i remember i did a whole rant in some tags once about my love for him i need to find that again #captive prince

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impulseowlll · 1 month ago

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*Connor attempting to flirt some girl while talking about his TTK. The girl walks off.*

Connor: Dang it!

Tim: I told you that wouldn't work. No Girl wants to hear about your tactile telekinesis for half an hour. It's not as hot as you think it is. Connor: My TTK is very hot! *Bart comes in the room.* Bart: Your TTK is stolen?!

Connor: What?! No!

Bart: But you said that it's hot. And "hot" is another way of saying stolen. So, did you steal it or did someone take your TTK.

Connor: Not that kind of hot. Hot as in attractive. Bart: Oh... So who stole your TTK? *Tim snickers while Connor face-palms.*

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