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murderoushagthesequel · 2 years ago

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Do you enjoy reading stupid yearbook quotes

absolutely i do

#damn i wish i had a yearbook #sad #anyway #yes #i love dumb quotes #hag's asks

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lilislegacy · 6 months ago

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random pre-school mom: you are such a good dad, picking your son up from school so often

percy: well, my wife and i switch off depending on our schedules. she’s here the other half of the time

random pre-school mom: that’s so generous of you!

percy, confused: uh, why? i’m his dad

random pre-school mom: it’s just so selfless! oh and your little boy is absolutely adorable. he’s the most precious thing i’ve ever seen!

percy: thanks, he looks a lot like his mom

random pre-school mom: but clearly those eyes come from you

percy: well, yeah. i mean, i am his dad

random pre-school mom, flustered: um, well, are you coming to parents night? i can show you around so you know where to go?

percy: my wife and i will be there, and we’ll figure it out. thanks though

random pre-school mom: *weird fake smiling*

#percy my wife jackson #he would be so confused #and he would go home and tell annabeth and she would just laugh #i love percy shooting down everyone who hits on him #and usually not even realizing he’s doing it lol #he’s NOT dumb but he can be oblivious when it comes to feelings #incorrect quote #pjo incorrect quotes #adult percabeth #percy jackson #pjo #heroes of olympus #percabeth #annabeth chase #percy jackson and the olympians #rick riordan #riordanverse

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thebat-musicman · 5 months ago

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Im not sorry

Jason: Tim I need you to be straight with me

Tim: Wow Jason I never thought you were homophobic

Jason:

Tim: *finger guns*

Bruce: Duke, can you call your siblings down for dinner?

Duke, using his powers: Don’t you mean…dimmer? *puts on sunglasses*

Bruce: How long have you been carrying those around?

Duke: …three months

Tim: When I first met Damian he tried to stab me!

Dick: That’s just his way of saying knife to meet you.

Tim: …

Dick: Hey my sword play isn’t that bad

Tim: just leave

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l3viat8an · 8 months ago

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MC: Careful now. If you keep being sweet, I'll start thinking you're in love with me.

Solomon: What could I have possibly done to make you think I'm not??

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packet-of-staples · 1 year ago

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Day 142 of drawing Papyrus until he cameos in deltarune! Honestly Sans!! Now he has to clean all of those!! He was totally smiling about that dumb joke afterwards though.

#undertale #papyrus #deltarune #drawing papyrus until he cameos in deltarune #sans #I love this dumb incorrect quote so much #i should do more incorrect quote related stuff that would be good inspiration

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benevolenterrancy · 4 months ago

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(Unseen Academicals, Terry Pratchett) I think Shang Qinghua and Ponder Stibbons should have tea and compare notes about somehow accumulating so much behind-the-scenes power by doing menial jobs no one else wants that they could basically run the show if they wanted...

meanwhile we have Shen "meh good enough" Qingqiu

#svsss #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #sqh #sqq #cumplane #discworld #my art #sqq 100% knows how to delegate meanwhile sqh is here trying to run a sect a demon kingdom and juggle a bunch of secret conspiracies #his little rodent heart is going to explode from stress at this rate no qi deviation necessary #i'm gonna need to draw sqh more i really don't know what i want his design to be yet but i like him a lot #if anyone has any sqh drawing prompts send them to me i need some ideas to play with (WITHOUT SPOILERS THOUGH I'M ONLY ON BOOK THREE)#i was scrolling back to see the last time i had drawn cartoony cursing to remind myself which shapes i like to use and wow #it looks like it's actually been a while??? it surprised me because i really love drawing them #i laugh any time i see them in a comic #anyway what are the odds i reread unseen academicals again before the month is through? highly underrate pratchett novel imho #variations of this quote is actually used a few times in the discworld series i think but this is the one that stands out to me #when stibbons reveals just how much power he actually has at the university #*chefs kiss*#the wizards are so dumb i love them so much

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norakbubbles · 7 months ago

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Sanji: Oh my god, you're bleeding out! What's your type?

Zoro: Blond, dumb eyebrows, smoker, good cook-

Sanji: YOUR BLOOD TYPE, MARIMO

Zoro: Oh

Zoro: *looks down at wound*

Zoro: Red

#one piece #incorrect quotes #zosan #zoro x sanji #fyp #sanji x zoro #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #one piece sanji #sanji #zoro #one piece zoro #they're so silly #i think they're married #zoro is so dumb #so is sanji #they're dumb and in love #they're married your honor

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fafodill · 14 days ago

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I'm cackling and slowly getting the hang of drawing Lockhart.

Also can we remember how Gilderoy was the ONLY ONE who applied for the position so despite being the worst day 1, Severus slamming Dumbledore's door open like a fury ("YOU HIRED *THIS* INSTEAD OF ME???") and Minerva smoking way more than before to calm her nerves, they HAD to accept it.

Btw thank you so much for the NOTES on the first one I did, it made my day and now I want to make so much more hahaha I love the Hogwarts staff memes.

Also Merry Christmas everyone~

#severus snape #minerva mcgonagall #gilderoy lockhart #filius flitwick #hogwarts #staff memes #incorect quote #hp #sketch #stupid shit #i just love how much snape (and all the other) despise him #that school year must have been the worst #but so iconic #himbo #twink #dumb as a handless suitcase #sev #pro snape

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httpiastri · 10 months ago

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i have never seen anyone look this stupid before

#theyre so……#dumb besties 🫶#i thought of the charles quote ‘oh my god i have never looked this good’ but just with stupid instead #love them sm #all of their posts & stuff together now in australia :(( cuteeee #playing paddle ???? wow #f1 #f2 #f3 #ollie bearman #dino beganovic #prema racing #ferrari driver academy

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demico-art · 2 months ago

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Was surprised and honored to be invited to a huge Gravity Falls project as a featured animator! Gonna try my best!

Organized by @xneonknight

#gravity falls #to2sreanimated #atots reanimated #A tale of two stans #was never invited to a GF project aside from my mutuals and friends #guess I was good for something after all #chose a Soos quote because one of the Stan quotes I wanted to draw eas taken #But I love this dumb Soos quote because this scene always makes me laugh

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cringefail-clown · 2 months ago

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hes so fucking funny

#homestuck #caliborn #dirk strider #i was looking for quotes bout limebloods and got distracted by his wacky shit #hes so dumb i love him

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mollysunder · 4 months ago

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For once I actually went through the Arcane AMA and found those quotes about Silco's motivation. It's kind of wild to see it in full context.

First, I didn't even know the "dirty little thing" insecurity was an agreed upon perspective, I just thought it was one writer's opinion but no, Christian Linke (Praeco) let us know that was Silco's thing. Ok. I can see how that can tie in to how Silco and Jinx connected, personal insecurities from a hard life.

But then Amanda Overton (leeloo104) goes into detail.

I already know the creative team said they don't think political struggle is "relatable" (yikes), but I've never seen this extra tidbit before!

What do you mean this all so Vander will respect Silco again?!!??!? First of all I could really go in about how Arcane's team seem incapable of having any character fully articulate an actual in-depth explanation about on their grievances with the status quo and what changes should be applied that isn't somehow about familial validation. *looks at Jinx*

Instead, we need unpack how this motivation is at best, very weird, or flat out doesn't make sense. The quote makes it sound like Zaun was fully Silco's idea to win back Vander's love and respect, but Silco said a free Zaun was their shared dream. And regaining Vander's respect seems like a moot point when Silco killed Vander.

Unless Silco knows Vander isn't dead, and that Singed's been slowly turning Vander into Warwick. But then why does he talk to the Vander statue like Vander is dead? I don't doubt Silco wouldn't visit Warwick even in Warwick's confused state. Either way, the Vander that Silco wanted to receive validation from doesn't exist anymore.

I get that they probably wanted to connect Silco's motivation to Jinx's obsession with Vi, but that can be problematic too! It just ends up where Silco and Jinx are written in a way where their search for emotional validation takes precedence over any attempt for them to communicate a coherent and detailed observation on the surrounding politics of their environment.

It would be one thing if they were minor characters, or this was just related to Jinx because she's the youngest in the cast and her story is about understanding who she is. But it's both of them, Silco's at least in his forties, and they're a part of the main cast. On top of that, I'd say their the two most politically influential Zaunites in the cast, and we know NOTHING about what they stand for, what they think the future should look like. Nothing, just vibes.

#arcane #arcane meta #silco #why is it that the two zaunites that affect the most political change for zaun both have motivations #that can be boiled down to “notice me senpai”????#except senpai is their older sibling #it's so odd to see writers admit that stories about freedom and independence are uninteresting and “unrelatable”#when a*dor and a bajillion other pievlces of media exist #this quote is how i know silco had no friends except his daughter cuz if my friend told me they did all this for some guy #who tried to kill them I'd tell them they need to love themselves #and then i'd demand they show me a draft of their constitution cuz this CANNOT be the backbone of their motivation #i am ready and willing to ready the arcane explanation of Vander's betrayal if i think it's dumb or not dumb enough to have fun with #jinx arcane #silco and jinx #vander arcane

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bird-inacage · 1 month ago

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The Heart Killers EP2 | Fadel/Bison + Comedy

When you try to hit the idiot out of your brother but he already stupid.

#the heart killers #the heart killers the series #THK #THK shitpost #THK incorrect quotes #fadelbison #kantbison #firstkhao #joong archen #khaotung thanawat #I LOVE THEM SO MUCH #there goes that single brain cell #fadel's faces be killing me #dumb son digs a hole #it's a skit whenever they're together #not fadel sitting in the dark ready to perform an execution #the way fadel stares at bison like 'WTF is WRONG with you? you not right in the head you lil dipshit'

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disaster-magician · 4 months ago

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Looks like you found one of those golden retriever girls! Good luck with that, Tamarack

(Fake screenshots! These are fan made based on incorrect quotes and not in the game)

#our life #our life 2 #our life now and forever #olnf #olnf tamarack #tamarack baumann #our life tamarack #incorrect quotes #fan edit #fan made #not canon #mc annabeth #annabeth is soooooo jason mendoza coded it's crazy #like she's not stupid but she is kinda dumb and happy most of the time and she loves tama more than anything #this quote probably works a little better in step 3 but i don't have those sprites so maybe I'll redo this when i do #also tama is the ONLY person allowed to call her annie! everyone else calls her beck or maybe annabeth if they're close #i need the step 2 angst so bad it's not even funny. i need it and i need it right now #like none of my mcs are having a good time in step 2 but becks arc is about how hard it can be to always be the positive and upbeat one #and that maybe her two best neighbors take that for granted sometimes and need to let her feel negatively wo making her feel guilty #sunshine characters breaking down/snapping my beloved

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l3viat8an · 1 year ago

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MC: Levi, we need to talk…..

Levi: Is this because you found my half written romance manga about sexy lizard people who control the world from the shadows called; "Illumi-naughty.”?!?

MC: What??

Levi: What?!

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haunted-glassesgurl · 11 days ago

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Imagine Merlin and Arthur kissing for the first time.

Arthur thinks that Merlin might not be the more experienced in this field, but he's willing to teach him absolutely everything he knows (because, if he does say so himself, he's a very good kisser). What starts as a chaste soft brush of their lips, turns into one of the best kisses Arthur has ever had. Merlin KNOWS what he's doing, and apparently so do his lips and tongue, and Arthur can't help but be a little bit jealous that Merlin has learnt this from someone else, other than him.

When they part, both flushed and a bit short of breath, Arthur can't help but ask

-Where the hell did you learn to do that?!-

Merlin simply shrugs and looks around a bit embarrassed

-You tasted of chocolate pudding, and it reminded me of when my mum let me lick the spoon clean when she made some desserts for me...-

He looks at Arthur, all red-faced, and the prince can barely contain his smile.

-I guess muscle memory just kicked in - Merlin finishes sheepishly, taking one of Arthur's hands in his.

-Thank goodness for that - Arthur murmurs softly and goes to kiss Merlin again. Now that he knows what he's up against, he's going to make sure he perfects his kissing technique by kissing Merlin every single chance he gets.

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