#i love all these idiots
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Imagine if azure were still around to see the spicy lotus noodles love triangle. If macs rooting for red would azure be more on nezha winning?
Mean nezha is so be looking a lot like mks azure.
An interesting idea! I think that Azure would be loathe to compare himself to Nezha just based on the fact that he’s a servant (or pawn as he’d put it) of Heaven and he despises him for that reason.. but Azure is also very proud, and he views himself as a person who is willing to make difficult decisions because he believes it is the right and just way. If he were to get wind of these argument going on in the SpicyLotusNoodles love triangle, I think he probably would side with Nezha, despite his initial reluctance to compare himself to him.
Not only is it true in Azure’s opinion that sometimes unwanted sacrifices have to be made in the pursuit of the greater good, but also Nezha seems to be a good influence on MK in that same way. He really can’t help but compare himself to Nezha in the way he tries to help MK see that his self-sacrificial nature is not inherently a bad thing. Wanting to carry the world on your shoulders in order to help others, to protect those you care about and make the world a better place and fully believing- no, knowing- that you are the only one capable of doing so… well, that’s Azure all over.
The MacaquexWukongxAzure love triangle that happened in the past getting rehashed again vicariously through Prince RedxMKxNezha is so funny but also exactly the kind of bullshit that Mac and Azure would get up to, isn’t it? The best part is, Macaque is probably fully aware of the implications of them taking sides and how it relates to their history with Sun Wukong.. meanwhile Azure Lion is probably fully oblivious to the metaphor. What does Sun Wukong have to do with this, after all? Azure just thinks that Nezha makes MK a better, more capable person with his influence and Prince Red is a coward who doesn’t deserve him. What? Who said anything about Macaque? :U
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Ready for me to be annoying with my second new obsession?
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the Skip & Loafer anime exists so i can be devastated again but in 3D with color and sound
#the first ep was so well done tho#I'm so excited#i love them#i love all these idiots#skip and loafer
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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this is a join Blackbeard or die situation.
I love the flip ups in OFMD!
Stede we love how terrible a pirate you are…you’re there for comic relief, ok? Are you sorry you asked? 😂❤️🥰
Don't you wanna kill the fucker who did this?
#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd s2#stede bonnet#rhys darby#ofmd spoilers#ofmd season 2#gentlebeard#ofmd season 2 spoilers#Pirate queen#auntie ofmd#ofmd zheng yi sao#zheng yi sao#ruibo qian#taika waititi#taika and rhys#our flag means death spoilers#I love all these idiots
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It's time I shared art on here after a hot minute, PEAK LORD SY AU LESSSGOO
Extra close ups!!
#jiuyuan#shen yuan#shen jiu#svsss#scum villian self saving system#I love these idiots with all my heart#SJ is just a good boy
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ye murph spectrum
(he who makes my favorite characters. and cody is there)
#no shade cody i love you too you big idiot#but kug is the big rat who makes all the rules#dimension 20#fantasy high#riz gukgak#the unsleeping city#kugrash#cody walsh#big barry syx#gerard#theobald gumbar#a crown of candy#a starstruck odyssey#neverafter
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jayvik wip dump I posted on twt/bsky
#arcane#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor#will probably color them all at some point#also did some#less clothed ones#but i cant post those here lol#anyway bottom jayce nation ily#i love these idiots they motivate me to draw#i feel like it's 2016 again#myart
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Thinking about this while I write my au.
I fully believe that while Raph is capable of lying better than Donnie, he still sucks at it.
#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#tmnt#rise#rise of the turtles#artists on tumblr#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt raph#i wanna squish them#look at this idiots#i love them sm#Leo stole all the lying juice#sooart
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*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*
merlin, magic user: oh fuck
arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?
lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic
gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!
mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.
percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.
*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*
elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.
leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:
*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*
leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.
#radio rebel reveal#>>>#idk if the idea that percival was raised by druids is either canon or a big fandom hc or just something i saw once that stuck with me#but i love it#anyways they’re all idiots#merlin bbc#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#sir lancelot#sir gwaine#sir mordred#sir percival#sir elyan#sir leon (the long suffering)#(he’s trying to be a brave knight of the realm as he always dreamed to be as a kid. too bad all his friends and king are complete fools)#merthur#idiots of the round table#look me in the eye and tell me i’m wrong#incorrect merlin quotes
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do skully have pokemon?
Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.
(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)
#art#twisted wonderland#pokemon#poketwst#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related#i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it#because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else#gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness#(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time#also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds#and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel#which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners#only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful#top 10 twst event moments honestly#also some delightful character consistency from jade being all#'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed
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Pathetic podcast protagonist is such a male dominated industry
Petition for more women to be pathetic podcast protagonists. Like yes queen, experience the horrors
#unless i’m just stupid and am missing out on a secret goldmine of podcasts where women are the pathetic protags#in which case#pleasepleasepleaseplease recommend them to me#i need more podcasts anyway#fiction podcast#malevolent#the magnus archives#welcome to night vale#wolf 359#kind of#w359 has some epic female characters that i love so much but i fear theyre all too badass#what i need here are more genuine idiots#give me girlfailure content#deviser podcast#the penumbra podcast#idk can yall tell im really tired#I’m talking extreme wet cat energy here#do you understand
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1. oscar feeling the need to explain that he didn't stare at or analyze shirtless ted, he just looked briefly
2. lando going "he shaves" with 0 hesitation
3. oscar going "…yeah"
(4. ?? i cant tell what he says after that?? pls someone enlighten me)
#theyre so!!!!#so happy for them today#all idiots who are sending lando hate today for no reason#sigh#shame on you#he was lovely today and i applaud him for that#f1#formula 1#formula one#oscar piastri#lando norris#landoscar#mclaren
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This is them. This is them described to a T
#Pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon scarvi#Pokemon scarvio#Pokemon scarlet#pokemon violet#penny#nemona#arven#penny pokemon#Pokemon Penny#arven pokemon#pokemon arven#nemona pokemon#pokemon nemona#i love these idiots#favorite Pokemon friend group#all bi and autistic I tell you
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Sometimes I want to bring Morrigan but then I remember I play as a face-tanking rogue and I bring Wynne. Warden Cousland, Morrigan, Wynne / Dragon Age Origins (c) Bioware
#dragon age#dragon age fan art#comic#morrigan#warden cousland#healer#bioware#dao#dragon age origins#hero of ferelden#cousland#wynne#I'm back. I guess.#I did not notice at first but apparently I took a break from tumblr. I've already had several breakdowns over the dashboard.#(turns out I was on the 'for you' tab rather than the 'following' tab. the theme had changed as well. absolutely insufferable.)#I've felt really unconnected for a while but it actually feels better now? as if my tumblr mutuals was the missing link.#very healthy and hot of me ngl#so. I had a two week holiday this year and they were instantly slurped up. it went so fast!#there was this big football thing the week before my holiday - basically teams of teens come from all around the world to play etc.#I heard a girl tell her teammates that 'I'd love to travel on this bus every morning; happy people all around you; just add some music...'#she was also very excited when the bridge opened. the 'happy people' around her sighed bitterly and leaned back for a ten minute wait.#it is thankfully over now. the bus home is no longer stuffed full of football teams. but it's a fun experience for the players etc etc etc#well. in other thrilling news I went to spy on our sister shops during my time off. to see what they do differently. maybe steal some ideas#one store was like an instagram post with fancy teacups and stylish outfits. who knew a second-hand store could be so boring.#the other was like a man-cave with furniture and a passively-aggressive note by the toys stating that 'if u break it u pay. idiot. tnx<3'.#the man-cave was my favourite :)#rant over now! take care and bye etc!
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Tis but a flesh wound!
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#poorly drawn mdzs#jin guangyao#lan xichen#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#JGY's little shawl waits for him at the front entrance. It's for him to wear in the cloud recesses because he gets cold easy.#Lan Xichen personally hand knit it for him. This is canon within this universe now.#JGY is failing his little chess game so bad in this scene. He walks up and cutely pouts at LXC to pwease help him in his schemes#And when LXC rightly points out the holes in his reasoning he gets his back up!#But *dude* how the hell are you going to explain how WWX has been doing all these crazy things when the guy was Passed Out.#LXC can even attest to it. Back to JGY holding the idiot ball here; why make a point to press about WWX staying at CR#And not take into account the fact the lan brothers have an incredibly tight bond?#Why was he even *attempting* to drive a wedge between them?#Honestly I know we love to call JGY a schemer but he was so sloppy at so many points. Everything post secret room reveal-#has been a messy scramble to cover up his past transgressions. He is struggling to keep things under control!#He currently is staying in the public favour solely on the quality of his melancholic wet eyes.#You dare accuse jin guangyao of murder? When he's so sopping wet? When he whimpers and whines without a little treat?#To bad he's shown his teeth! Sorry you aren't old enough for dentures and can't put those teeth right back in your mouth.
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