#i literally cant get over it
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jensen-frackles Ā· 17 days ago
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ok like I know it's right before he whips out Dan's dead ex's heart to sway him in his argument and get him to help him out but the way that Herbert softly says "Daniel... what was it about Meg that you loved?" is just so AAAHHHHHH
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andstuffsketches Ā· 3 months ago
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finally watched Reign of the Supermen
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remxedmoon Ā· 10 days ago
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comfort food.
(greyscale below!)
aaaaa. iii needed to make something self indulgent!!!! and for me that means drawing Bonnie and also putting a frankly stupid amount of work into rendering food!! outside of the onigiri and spaghetti (kind of), most of these were firsts for me and GOD im so happy with the results. iā€™ve seen a few people say that my art makes them hungry teehee. i hope this illicits the same reaction! please enjoy :3
hereā€™s the greyscale version!! iii donā€™t think itā€™s As Appetizing as the colored version and the values are a little messy but! it exist !
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p4nishers Ā· 1 year ago
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i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down
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hauntingofhouses Ā· 11 months ago
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rewatched the ronin and the bride again and my heart literally ACHES for mizu. she was genuinely happy and in love..... her giddy laugh when she goes horse riding for the first time, the way her eyes light up when she sees mikio trying to tame kai for the first time, her little shy enamored smile when mikio is explaining the benefits of using a naginata right before the spar that changes everything.... GOD.......
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HER SMILE MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME !!!!!!!!!!!
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axoqiii Ā· 5 months ago
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ā˜•ļøšŸ„ž sketch dump
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justaz Ā· 6 months ago
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merlin (immortal) giving arthur (pendragon) the only blade that could kill him
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bunnyboy-juice Ā· 4 months ago
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NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???
#personal#i am emotional yes#over the years ive had this blog I've made a few posts abt being femme#nd whether they're serious or jokey..... inevitably someone in the tags goes ā€œohhh yeah bc pinkā€#or in the case of what inspired this post: someone going ā€œwhat about the pink onesā€ on my praying mantis post#and im just.#sick of it. im sick of femme being equated to pink and frilly girlie behaviors.#im sick of femme being equated to skirts and heels. to makeup. to skincare. to pristine nails exactly almond shaped.#im sick of ppl acting like All femmes aspire to this shit. im sick of femms being reduced to this shit.#and i love pink! i love pink! my phone theme is quite literally just black and pink all over.#im just. so tired of any expression of Femme identity being shoehorned into being a Specific type of femininity#especially as someone who DOES get dysphoric wearing skirts. wearing dresses. embodying the femme aesthetic yall are so set on making#if u guys wanna rb this i truly dont care#i just needed to scream#and this is one small thing#but the 2nd largest category of anon hate i have gotten since making this blog is str8 up homophobia from other ā€œqueerā€ folks#saying i cant be femme bc of how i present. calling me slurs (and using them as such) bc they cant understand femme as anything but that#my wife and i have our users in our personal discord server set as 2 different things of anon hate ive gotten#i have had OTHER FEMMES tell me i am not femme. femmes who Know im femme who still call me butch. femmes who ive corrected and been blocked#-by bc of it. the number 1 largest demographic of queerfolk who have me blocked rn is TME femmes who embody pink also#and i dont think its a coincidence at all. (and i know this bc i go to try and follow these ppl bc they get rbed on my dash & i cant)#and ik their blogs arent deleted bc some of them don't block my wife (tall. white. butch) and it cant be politics cause her and i rb#a lot of the same political shit (fuck. i think she rbs More than i do even. this is genuinely mainly a nsft blog)#and usually i don't say anything but im having a bad day so i get to be angry about this and if anyone fucking tries me i will block u#idc if we've been mutuals 4ever. im judt so tired of feeling like i am not Enough as a femme bc i dont embody this shit#im sick of this lameass lip service to he/him gnc femmes etc when the thin white 50s housewife femme is still what is preferred and loved#im sick of this lamesss lip service when y'all feel entitled to theorizing on other femmes genders bc u cant conceptualize a femme who does#wanna be hypetfeminine. im sick of it. im sick of it. im sick of it.#celebrity bun
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apollos-boyfriend Ā· 2 months ago
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i get that itā€™s like. often young queer kids who are still really excited about recognizing other queer people. but i honestly get so tired of being called ā€œgenderā€ or ā€œgenderfuckā€ or whatever for just existing. me being someone whoā€™s male-presenting in a dress isnā€™t a huge statement for me. i just like wearing dresses. and while logically iā€™m aware that what i do is in no way the norm, but it just gets so grating to have the constant reminder that my existence is Weird and Unnatural.
and again. itā€™s not the intent. these kids arenā€™t saying it with any malice or disrespect. but the inability to just exist without being made into a whole Spectacle is so so tiring
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boomposhpow Ā· 1 month ago
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whiteboard doodles mostly featuring stan but ford and fidds get their faces in too
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lemongogo Ā· 1 month ago
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they should get to kill each other at least twice .i think
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#lg doodles#i drew this a few days ago but im so tired after work ngl . sittingnin bed like =__= ..#and im visiting family this weekend so idek if ill get to it until next weekend#but ya i love them i loge them so much#i love the tension in atots right after stanford comes back#and hes like writing sll this shit ab stan in the journal#while learning that he stole his identity and so on and stans like hey so i did this rly selfless thing for u can you at least#acknowledge it and they r just stewing in their own anger šŸ˜­#actually i love their dynamic so much . the arguing as they mimic each other 1:1 and rhe animosity and#ykw im gna make another post but the grammar stanley scene is my favorite#magbe its not post worthy nvm idc but thats probably one of my fav interactions in the whole series#its so stupid that u know its real HELPPlike yeah that rly isnjust how it is . in fact ive done more over less šŸ«¶#HAHAHAHAH#ugh.love . lovee i wish#i dont think gf needs a continuation im totally in the 2 season boat here#but if they ever did a post series stan and ford exploration ohhh believe . trust tht i would not shut up ab it ever#i want to see them talk so bad . im so greedy bc i feel like they didnt talk enough in the series bc im partial 2 them i just want them in#everything .#i think their personalities are so fun esp bc ford isnt the annoying nerd archetype i like that hes a cocky bitch#and i like that stan is an equally cocky bitch and they both have too much pride that they butt heads over literally everythjng#but they also recognize how ridiculous it all is like šŸ˜­. even when theyre fighting over the journal they both r like ok pause r u ok#hmm.. so many ppl here capture their dynamic well too.šŸ˜­at least the people who dont generalize either into a single personality trait yk#imso tired im tired#but guys i love talking ab ford and stan theybr so everything to me in ways i dnt think incould ever articulate like u see them and u just g#get it . ugh. turning my head and passing out . ford is so funny hes so stupid i love him i cant bekieve i was a ford hater im sorry ive#atoned im changed im a changed oerson i didnt realize the magnitude of his serve .but stanley as my day 1 will never change . just know .(k#idk if anyonf ever reads this fsr down but if u r here say cheeseešŸ“øšŸ“ø
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aroaceleovaldez Ā· 1 year ago
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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luxaofhesperides Ā· 1 year ago
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Ghostlights where Phantom saves Duke or the Signal, and a week later (at a Wayne gala or some other place) Duke recognizes the light/aura coming from Danny
Putting off gala prep was perhaps not the best plan. Duke spent the past month insisting that everything is fine and he has it under control. Duke is also a lying liar who lies, and now heā€™s frantically trying to pick up his suit in time to get it dry cleaned and altered as necessary.Ā 
Alfred would be disappointed in him, but in Dukeā€™s defense, he had to go out of town on a mission to bust a growing drug cartel, and then spent half a week visiting a shelter for metas on the run (unofficial and hidden away) to help everyone find new homes and learn to control their powers. These things take time!
Unfortunately, gala prep also takes time, and since itā€™s a charity gala for funding the education of every Gothamite student, itā€™s not one he can slip out of. The entire family is being strong-armed into attending and not making a scene until the donation period in the first half is over.Ā 
Duke knows heā€™s not the only one whoā€™s scrambling to get ready for a gala thatā€™s taking place in three days, but theyā€™re not helping him, so it feels like heā€™s the only one messing up.Ā 
ā€œSorry!ā€ he calls behind him as he sprints through a group of people.Ā 
He could have asked someone to drive him, but he knows theyā€™re all busy and doesnā€™t want his own poor time management to cause problems for anyone else. Even though heā€™s sure Bruce is looking for an excuse to get out of a mandatory Wayne Enterprises board meeting that both Lucius and Tim dragged him to.
RIP Bruce. He will be missed.
The Diamond District is full of people walking the streets, sprinting between parked cars and waiting for their rides. Theyā€™re all dressed nicely, making him feel out of place. Itā€™s a feeling thatā€™s never left him since he joined the Waynes but itā€™s particularly bad when heā€™s left to navigate these spaces alone. Rich people and socialites are a different kind of human, one that Duke doesnā€™t care to understand; thereā€™s greed in all of them, turning them heartless, and they can give as much as they want to charity but it wonā€™t change the fact that all they do is a performance to make people like them, rather than a desire to do anything good.Ā 
The sooner this is over, the better. He keeps going, hoping that he can still make it to his appointment with the tailor. Alfred recommended the store, then set up the appointment, so all Duke has to do is trust their judgment as they get him fitted. Heā€™s still got twenty minutes until the scheduled time, but some unspoken rule makes it so he has to show up fifteen minutes early for better service or risk being turned away and told to reschedule.Ā 
Duke slows to a walk when he catches sight of the store, the trying to catch his breath and look more composed before he reaches the door. He takes a moment to straighten his clothes a bit, then opens the door and steps in.
The bell jingles pleasantly above his head. The store is empty of any other customers, and the employee at the front counter looks up with a plastered on smile.Ā 
ā€œIā€™ll be with you in a moment!ā€ she says, then looks down at her phone and types something out before placing it under the counter. A tablet comes out instead and she swipes through a few screens, then sets it down and look at Duke again. ā€œHow can I help you, sir?ā€
ā€œI have an appointment? For a suit fitting. Under the name Thomas.ā€
She taps on the screen for a minute, then nods and gives him another customer service smile. ā€œAlright, Iā€™ll go ahead and grab the tailor. Theyā€™ll be out with your suit soon. Please, feel free to take a seat or browse some of our suits. We just recently got a new collection in from Italy.ā€
ā€œSure, thanks. Iā€™ll justā€¦ be here, I guess.ā€
The employee takes her tablet and disappears through a door, leaving him alone in the store. He doesnā€™t want to sit down, not while his heart is still trying to settle from his sprint through half of Diamond District, so Duke wanders around the neat stacks of dress shirts and vests, pants and belts and shoes lined up neatly against the walls.Ā 
He takes a moment to shoot Alfred a text that heā€™s at the tailor for his fitting appointment. Stephā€™s sent him a long string of videos online, and heā€™s just about to go through them when the bell rings again.Ā 
Duke glances up and watches a guy walk into the store. He looks around, makes eye contact with Duke, then quickly looks down, taking a seat by the door.
Probably another upper class citizen uncomfortable with the fact that someone in jeans and a hoodie is shopping for suits. Shaking his head lightly, Duke wanders deeper into the store to get some distance between them so they could ignore each other more easily. Itā€™s only until the tailor comes out, and then he can go to a fitting room and be done with this whole thing, so Duke resigns himself to suffering through the tense silence.Ā 
How long is he even supposed to wait? He can only look at clothes in one of three colors before he gets bored.Ā 
He goes to another rack, trying to see if he can notice anything different about these shirts.Ā 
And then he hears a shoe scuff against the floor behind him. He tenses up, but before he can turn around, a belt is wound around his throat, pulling him back and choking him.Ā 
Duke drops his weight, tucking his chin and gets a hand against the inside of the belt to try to push it away. His back hits someoneā€™s chest and heā€™s trapped, focused on trying not to be choked to death while also keeping his vigilante abilities and meta powers secret.Ā 
More footsteps come from behind, and a soaked cloth is pressed against his nose and mouth.
Chloroform, he realizes, familiar with the smell from Bruceā€™s training. But training isnā€™t enough to keep him from being knocked out, and he quickly slips away from the waking world, falling to the ground.Ā 
Just before he passes out completely, he hears the employee who greeted him say, ā€œIā€™m not sure how much Wayne would be willing to pay for him, but letā€™s start high and negotiate lower. New kid canā€™t possibly be worth that muchā€¦ā€
Duke wakes up groggily, memories of what happened quickly snapping into place. Heā€™s too out of it still to get up, but heā€™s awake enough to be offended. Sure heā€™s the new kid, and barely even a Wayne, but heā€™s still worth a lot!
Kidnappers these days. So rude.
He doesnā€™t hear anyone around him, and it feels like heā€™s lying on a cold concrete floor. Basement, maybe? Warehouse? Storage unit tucked away somewhere? Thereā€™s nothing much to see when Duke is able to open his eyes, squinting bareilly at his surroundings. His arms are tied behind him, wrists bound, but they left his legs alone.Ā 
If he could just hit the panic button on his braceletā€¦
Duke wiggles around, fighting through the lingering effects of Chloroform, and manages to sit up. If he strains his hearing, he thinks he can hear voices outside of the empty room heā€™s been left in. Thereā€™s a window high up, too high for a normal person to reach without help, but if he can use the shadows to travel through it, then he may be able to escape on his own.Ā 
First things first: he needs to free his hands before anyone comes in to check on him.
They used zip ties on him, which is inconvenient. Heā€™s learned how to get out of them, but itā€™s difficult enough without being drugged and having to do it behind his back.Ā 
Heā€™s feeling the zip ties bite into his wrists just as thereā€™s a crash from outside the room. His kidnappers yell, alarmed, and are quickly silenced. Thatā€™s rarely ever a good sign. Duke renews his efforts to escape, ignore the pain in pushing against his binds like this.Ā 
The door opens. Duke hears the small click of a lock disengaging and freezes. Then he gets to his feet, still unsteady, and prepares to ram his head into anyone who comes near him like some sort of deranged battering ram, or a drunk raging bull.Ā 
Duke is ready for the worst: a gang hoping to steal away a Wayne hostage, a Rogue, Gnomon popping in to cause trouble for the sole purpose of getting on Dukeā€™s nerve.Ā 
Heā€™s not expecting another teenage boy, who is literally glowing, to poke his head in and zero in on Duke. He blinks, then smiles; itā€™s friendly and sincere, nothing like the employee who helped kidnap him.Ā 
ā€œHey!ā€ he says, coming into the room properly. Heā€™s floating a good foot off the ground, eyes a bright neon green, with white hair that sways as if heā€™s underwater. ā€œAre you okay? I saw them drag you out of the back of the store and followed them, but I got a bit lost. Sorry for taking so long to get here.ā€
ā€œ...Itā€™s fine?ā€ Duke offers, trying to wrap his head around whatā€™s happening. ā€œI wasnā€™t expecting a rescue so soon, anyways. Think you can help me out here?ā€
ā€œYeah, of course!ā€ he flies closer, then drops down to the ground behind Duke. He hums lightly under his breath, and then Duke feels a cold touch on his wrist and the zip ties are suddenly gone.Ā 
Duke blinks, then brings his arms in front of him. He moves around a bit to make sure heā€™s not hallucination, and sure enough, heā€™s free and unbound because a random meta teenager vanished the zip ties into the ether, or something.Ā 
ā€œThanks, man. Any idea where we are?ā€
ā€œNot a clue. I got lost coming here, and I was following them. I donā€™t think you should trust any directions I give.ā€
ā€œFair enough,ā€ Duke laughs. ā€œIā€™m Duke, by the way.ā€
ā€œPhantom.ā€
ā€œWell, thanks for the save, Phantom. Can I treat you to something?ā€
ā€œLike, coffee?ā€
ā€œSure. Or brunch, or ice cream. Whatever you want, really.ā€
Phantom considers it for a moment, then shakes his head. ā€œSorry, I would love to but going out in public looking like this,ā€ he gestures to himself, ā€œIs not a great idea. Thanks for the offer though. You got a ride?ā€
Duke pats his pockets, then sighs. ā€œMy phoneā€™s gone. I still have my wallet, though.ā€
ā€œI fly you to someplace you can call someone, if youā€™d like.ā€
ā€œYou sure? I could probably just walk out of here and call a taxi.ā€
ā€œI donā€™t think walking around by yourself after being kidnapped is a great idea,ā€ Phantom says, doubtfully. ā€œSeriously, let me fly you.ā€
He should just hit the panic button and wait for someone to show up to get him. He shouldnā€™t go to some unknown location with a meta he literally just met.Ā 
But, you know what? No one else can say they got kidnapped twice in one day, so Duke nods and says, ā€œSure, sweep me off my feet, Phantom. You gotta commit to this rescue.ā€
Phantom laughs. And then he does sweep Duke off his feet into a princess carry with a cheeky grin and flies them out the building, which turns out to be an abandoned apartment building slated for demolition.Ā 
ā€œKeep this up and youā€™ll be replacing Superman in no time,ā€ Duke jokes.
ā€œI think I could manage it,ā€ Phantom replies thoughtfully. ā€œI mean, Iā€™m already prettier than him, donā€™t you think?ā€
ā€œOh, definitely. The glow really brings out your eyes.ā€
Phantom gets him a few blocks away when Duke recognizes where they are, and quickly directs him into Crime Alley. They land on top of one of Jasonā€™s safe houses, and while heā€™s sure thereā€™s enough security to take out a SWAT Team, thatā€™s absolutely not going to stop him from breaking in to use one of Jasonā€™s burner phones and eat his leftovers.Ā 
Heā€™s set down on his feet gently, and as soon as Phantom sees that heā€™s fine, able to walk and everything, he floats back up, just out of reach.
ā€œBe careful, okay?ā€ he says, getting ready to leave.
ā€œIā€™ll do my best. Hey, are you gonna be in Gotham for a while, orā€¦?ā€
Phantom gives him a tired smile. ā€œNah. Iā€™m just passing through. As long as my luck doesnā€™t get even worse, then I should be out of here in a few days.ā€
ā€œShame,ā€ Duke says, giving Phantom a very visible once over. Heā€™s pretty tall, and Duke can see some muscle on him, and the tight black outfit really adds to his look. The glow that comes out of his chest makes him look ethereal and Duke is beyond glad that he got such a charming rescuer.
Phantom doesnā€™t blush like a normal person. He glows brighter instead, curling into himself a bit as he looks away, unable to stop the smile from growing on his face.Ā 
ā€œI guess,ā€ he shrugs. ā€œAre you really going to be alright from here?ā€
ā€œYeah, man, I have a friend who lives here. Iā€™ll just bother him until he agrees to give me a ride.ā€
ā€œAlright.ā€ Phantom drifts away, glancing behind him before turning back to Duke. ā€œIā€™ll get going then. Take care, Duke!ā€
Duke waves and watches as Phantom begins to fly away. Then Phantomā€¦ disappears? Or rather, his body does but Duke can see an orb of light making its way across Gotham, almost like a star fallen from the sky.
He stays on the roof until the light is long gone. When heā€™s finally ready to go in and steal from Jason, the sun has completely set.Ā 
And he still doesnā€™t have his suit.
Duke sighs, and mentally prepares himself to other day of stressing out about the gala.
Three days of stress and last minute scrambling leave Duke in the Gotham Museum of Modern Art with Steph, Tim, Cass, and Damian. Theyā€™re hiding in the photography gallery to avoid other guests, taking a break from being polite and letting thinly veiled, passive aggressive insults slide over them.
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ā€œHow much longer must we suffer this before we can go?ā€ Damian grumbles, looking like heā€™s do anything to get his hands on a blade. Which, considering how many people tried to either pinch his cheeks are say some racist remark about him and his mother, is totally fair. Duke would just punch them, but sometimes a little drama helped get the message across.Ā 
ā€œAt least two more hours,ā€ Tim says, not bothering to look up from his phone. From what few glimpses of the screen Duke caught, heā€™s leading a Titans missions through text and clever hacking. Though it may be more accurate to call is a Young Justice mission since thereā€™s no way any of this was authorized by a Justice League member.Ā 
Also Anita, suited up as Empress, is there. If they arenā€™t on the news for property destruction and absolutely batshit wild shenanigans, Duke will have to check on Tim to make sure heā€™s not a pod person sent to infiltrate the family.Ā 
ā€œThink we can sneak out without anyone noticing?ā€ Steph asks, looking at the emergency exit longingly.
Cass shakes her head and points to the door leading to the ballroom. When they look over, Dick makes very deliberate eye contact with them and give them a smile that looks stretched across his face.
Tim winces and pushes Duke. ā€œOh, something went down. Go take over for him and let Dick rest in here for a bit.ā€
ā€œMan, why does it have to be me?ā€ he grumbles even as he stands. Dick lets out a heavy breath and gives Duke a grateful smile, patting on the shoulder before shoving him out the door.Ā 
As soon as heā€™s back into the main hallway, the music and chatter swell, no longer muffled by the thick walls of the photography wing. A few people come and go from the ballroom, no doubt looking for the restroom.Ā 
Or more private places forā€¦ other things. Things they definitely shouldnā€™t be doing in an art museum.
He really canā€™t wait for this night to be over.
Duke joins the rest of the guests, fake smile on his face, and quickly makes his way to the snack table. He might as well make the most of his time stuck out here. Maybe he could even cause another relationship scandal by implying that Bruce is sleeping with one of partners when in hearing distance of a couple. Maybe even both of them.Ā 
Bruce would go with it. Itā€™s hilarious and he also needs something to make these events bearable.
Sadly, he doesnā€™t see any good targets as he scans the ballroom. A few people are dancing, while others are talking in small circles, closed off from outsiders. Thereā€™s an entire table of old ladies with glasses of wine in front of them; Duke considers hanging around them, since they confess to a lot of crimes after a few glasses. Itā€™s fascinating.Ā 
Also, he does kind of miss hanging out with the one old lady whoā€™s declared herself his high society grandmother and told him stories of how she used to go to bars to find racist people or Klan members during the Jim Crow era, seduce them, then poison them and get their addresses so a few gangs she was friends with would fuck them up.
Granny Kaliasto is the coolest person ever.Ā 
Just as heā€™s about to finish his last mini rolled crepe, Duke catches sight of one of the few teenagers still in the ballroom. The others, mostly stuck up rich kids no one actually likes, have already left to take over some other part of the museum to gossip until their parents decide itā€™s time to go home. These two are clearly not part of that crew, what with the girl being very goth and in a poofy, ripped dress, and the boy having already taken his jacket off to keep over his forearm, the top button of his shirt popped open.
They might be cool. Heā€™s hoping theyā€™re cool because he desperately needs some company to keep from dying of boredom while the gala continues on.
Duke walks over to them, going around the side of the ballroom, until heā€™s close enough to hear them talking.
The boy has his back to Duke, but the girl sees him. She immediately scowls and slaps the boys shoulder, eyes locked on Duke.
ā€œGot another comment about my dress?ā€ she says, voice sharp and acidic.
ā€œAnother?ā€ Duke repeats. ā€œI was just bored and wanted to talk to people who were my age. Sorry?ā€
The boy smacks the girlā€™s arm, then turns to face Duke. ā€œSorry about her! Sam is just naturally rude and aggressive. Tonightā€™s been a bit rough, with this crowd.ā€
Duke goes to say something, but the words stick in his throat when he sees the boyā€™s eyes shift from deep blue to an electric green. When he focuses, he can see a faint glow in his chest, the same glow he saw in Phantom.
ā€œDude? You alright?ā€
Sam looks him over judgmentally. ā€œI guess itā€™s nice that Iā€™m not being ogled for once, but donā€™t do that shit to Danny either.ā€
ā€œWait, thatā€™s not what I was doing!ā€ Duke hurries to say, snapped out of his shock. ā€œI justā€¦ you look a lot like someone I met recently.ā€
ā€œYeah?ā€
ā€œYeah. What was your name? Iā€™m Duke, by the way.ā€
He holds out a hand, and the boy shakes it with a small smile. ā€œDanny. I donā€™t think weā€™ve met. I mean, Iā€™m only here because Sam wouldnā€™t come to this gala without me, so her parents flew me in.ā€
ā€œYou from out of town?ā€
ā€œSam and I are from Illinois. Her parents are traveling around the east coast right now, and they decided to spend a week in Gotham to talk business.ā€
ā€œIā€™d ask how it is, but outsiders tend to really hate Gotham, soā€¦ā€
Sam barks out a sharp laugh. ā€œOh please, we can handle Gotham. Our town might not be as big and well known as Gotham, but we got our own shit to deal with there.ā€
ā€œI do get shot at a lot back home,ā€ Danny adds thoughtfully. ā€œAnd thatā€™s without the ghosts.ā€
ā€œWoah, what?ā€
ā€œUp for a bit of a story?ā€ Danny asks, impish grin on his face. By his side, Sam brings a hand up to cover a manic smile, shoulders already shaking with laughter.Ā 
This is already better than the grandma gang. Duke leans against the wall, getting settled in, and says, ā€œAlways, man. Hit me with it.ā€
The next hour an a half passes quickly with Sam and Danny dramatically narrating some of the things that have happened in their town. Duke listens, absolutely enraptured, and doesnā€™t even notice the Waynes file into the ballroom again.Ā 
Unfortunately, they bring with them the attention of most of the ballroom, including Bruce and Samā€™s parents.Ā 
She cuts the current story about Box Ghost short with a heavy sigh. ā€œHold up, I need to greet the Waynes properly while my parents are watching.ā€ She steps in front of Duke and Danny, holding out a hand with a pained smile.
Tim takes it first, giving a solid shake, and introductions start.Ā 
Free from the rules of high society, if only for the moment, Duke leans closer to Danny and whispers to him, ā€œPhantom. Wanna get out of here?ā€
Danny flinches and turns to him looking panicked. ā€œHow did you know?ā€
ā€œI kinda got magic eyes. I see a lot of things normal humans canā€™t. Donā€™t worry about it. I still owe you, so you wanna get out of here?ā€
He watches as Danny glances around the ballroom, then back to him, clearly weighing out his options. Then he nods and says, ā€œKnow where to get a good milkshake around here?ā€
ā€œSure do.ā€
ā€œI guess youā€™re the one rescuing me this time.ā€
ā€œNot a rescue,ā€ Duke corrects, and casually picks Danny up over his shoulder into a firemanā€™s carry, ā€œA kidnapping.ā€
Danny laughs and waves Sam and all the others goodbye as Duke marches out of the ballroom.
ā€œDonā€™t bother me for the next two hours!ā€ he calls to the Waynes, ā€œIā€™m going on a date!ā€
There are shocked gasps and murmurs all through the crowd. But as he spins around to wave at his shocked and easily amused family, he also catches sight of Granny Kaliasto raising her half full wine glass towards him.
She really is the coolest.
Heā€™s definitely telling her all about this at the next event they attend together. Itā€™ll be nice to have a few stories of his own to share.
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starrypawu Ā· 4 months ago
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my hcs for purple's outfit!
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also important note; in my mind everyone gets like,, their default outfits which are always their colour/hue, the ones theyre known for, that represents them, so purple changing his outfit into the new one is a bit of symbolism. how? idk you decide
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p4nishers Ā· 1 year ago
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i love that crowley was about to pass out when he had to shot at aziraphale. i love that aziraphale couldn't come up with anything more threatening than "i'll never talk to you again". they're both idiots and down bad for each other and if yall think they'd fight each other yall r just dumb. if they'll ever go up against each other it's gonna end w both of them (but mainly crowley) shaking and crying and throwing up on the floor. trust me on that.
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ethosiab Ā· 5 months ago
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guess what i started watching :D
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