#i just wanna be fat

[moomoogothgf]

I wanted to stuff myself with 2 large 45 cm pizzas but the they can't get them to me because of a miscommunication

[otteradmirer]

Not like a fat suit but like a second skin I can put on and choose to keep on that actually weighs and looks like 300lbs that eventually meshes with my own body please.

[lylahammar]

for all the man likers 💖 the monsterfucker in chief

[eddiesghxst]

eddie sleeps hard as fuck. like the man could sleep through a tornado and not move an inch. he’s a chronic napper and he can fall asleep anywhere at anytime. if eddie is feeling sleepy, he is going to get that shut eye, no debate.

you’ll be out eating with the gang and one minute he’s yapping away about his current hyper-fixation and then the next minute you look over and he’s slumped down in the booth, head leaned against the wall with his chin tilted down and his arms crossed over his chest. you pull him to lean against you instead so his neck doesn’t hurt from craning, and when he snuggles against you he presses a soft kiss to your neck before deeply sighing as he gets comfortable and mumbles, “you smell good.“ before knocking out again. and he snores, yeah he definitely snores. and when you tell him, he gets offended and says you’re lying.

yeah that’s it. just sleepy boy eddie.

[girlkisser25]

why do i have to be so ugly

[luyo-mi]

the royals 👑

[bunnyboy-juice]

a message for fat femmes with complex relationships to their gender expression, fat femmes who are not women, fat femmes who are gender nonconforming, fat femmes who have a lot of body hair, fat femmes who are balding, fat femmes who aren't "traditionally" feminine, fat femmes who are trans, fat femmes who are on HRT, fat femmes who have flat chests and asses, fat femmes who are not curvy, fat femmes with big bellies, fat femmes with loose skin, fat femmes who have skin problems - fat femmes who have been made to feel undesireable, to feel you have to perform gender a certain way to be read as femme, who feel like you are never included in any femme positivity posts, who feel invisible in your community for being fat:

i love you. i love you. i love you.

[unclefathersantateddy]

Bob Belcher hyping up his own strip tease with "you won't even want it, you- you'll wanna leave" is on my mind tonight fellas

[taya-ki]

Collection of baby doodles... Those lil guys are in the brain

[sergle]

I don't disagree w this person's tags in general BUT!! my thought: it's almost even better that way- the fact that she CHOSE to be fat and that wasn't even her default appearance. like that she could choose to look any type of way, and that's what she picked.

[5h0w1sh]

🎀 Coquette Shadow 🎀

[housecow]

the difference between these two 🥺 both??

funny story though. my roommate is still taking food but my memory is so bad when it comes to things i don’t eat myself (adhd)

when i talk to friends and family about the situation the first thing they ask is, “are you sure you’re not sleep eating?” which is adorable. they wanna believe, even if for a second, that maybe i’m not truly at fault for making myself into such a cow 🥺 i get it bc im getting very fat even with the thievery but at the same time. im literally being gaslit

[growmybelly]

Don’t mind me, just stuffing myself like a pig while I’m at work 🐷

[tilthedayidice]

Cowards. This is what we deserve.

[nocofamilyau]

so much for his day off, eh? (1/8)

[are-we-really-doing-this]

*patting his side like a prize cow*