#i have no idea what im doing but enjoy i guess

[eurydicees]

Also, I just saw you’re 23, I am too! It’s rough out here. Another idea: any characters, what’s it like being 23? Where are they at this point? I feel like hq shows that as being sooo grown up but like I’m just a big teenager right?? Idk just rambling

being 23 is so rough sometimes lmfao. i've got friends from high school getting married and friends from college having early life crises. i'm working full time and living alone but tbh mostly feel like i'm playing at house rn more than i am living on my own. whatever. it's fine. early 20s is just a silly time of life. anyways i don't have a fic for u but i Do have a headcanon list.

in no particular order, haikyuu characters as stupid things i've done in my early twenties:

atsumu: having a brother who is a chef does not prevent him from forgetting to take the cheese packet out of the mac and cheese box and dumping that into boiling water with the pasta.

udai: does not remember the last time he ate a vegetable.

oikawa: friends all went to a party without him and his coping method was getting so so so wasted on white rum and falling asleep on the living room carpet immediately after giving another friend a tarot card reading saying their breakup is imminent (to be fair, it was. but it was still kinda rude).

iwaizumi: after class, was led to a private stairwell by a friend, jokes "haha are you taking me to a hidden location to kill me." and then received a love confession. proceeded to say "uh. i'll think about it." then did finger guns. and said "im just gonna. go" and then fucking. ran. like not exaggerating, ran.

kageyama: went on a date. did Not At All Know it was a date, despite the very very obvious flirting. yes this was the same person as in the previous bullet point. don't look at me like that.

akaashi: took a 100 level class senior year and did not pay attention to a single lecture. instead wrote thousands of words of fanfiction in the classroom every day.

atsumu (again): another cooking one. i just think he'd be a terrible cook. sorry. anyways. "it's been 20 min, why isn't this scallion pancake im pan frying cooking yet?" (<- did not turn on the stove burner.)

yachi: hm the light in this room doesn't work. guess i'll just learn to see in the dark instead of inconveniencing anyone by asking to fix it.

akaashi (again): completely fell in love at first sight, but fast forward five months and it actually somehow worked out? however the five months were filled with the most insufferable pining possible, which could have been resolved so so so easily. also started talking about marriage, like, six months in.

bokuto: got sad. went out into a raging snowstorm in socks and no jacket. laid down in the snow for a long time. somehow, miraculously, didn't get a cold afterwards?

akaashi and/or yachi: changed majors and career paths because a pretty upperclassman asked them to. (i am very happy in my chosen path but jesus christ THAT was why i did it?)

hinata: flew from coast to coast of the country, then drove halfway back to the midwest in the span of three days. started a new job on the fourth day. didn't sign a lease on an apartment until the fifth day.

semi: skipped a day of work to drive four hours there and four hours back for a fall out boy concert. totally worth it but driving at 4am after a concert wasn’t the smartest thing ever to be done.

kuroo: started reading homestuck in the year of our lord 2024. this is an attempt to remain in contact with long distance friendships (by doing a bookclub) but jesus fucking christ dude.

ok this is getting too long and i needed to be ready for work, like 15 min ago lol. maybe i'll write more of these later, but i hope you enjoy these and my silly disasters are a little comforting :)

[corrupteddoodles]

I did a thing

UNSPEAKABLE!John Ward by @trashprincedio

this came to me in a dream so I woke up and wrote it

The basic premise is Gary fails to bring more people into the Order. John’s a little angry.

“this is short” yes. i know. is this accurate to UNSPEAKABLE john? i have no idea, but it seemed cool so I made it.

——————

Gary was called into a room, just him, to have a personal discussion with John.

John was sat down on an office chair, his robe hood up obscuring most of his face. His eyes were narrowed, staring Gary down like a hawk watching its prey, waiting for the perfect moment to strike and rip him apart.

Gary had failed to bring more Thralls into the Order, and more and more were realizing something was off, and left one way or another. John wasn’t happy.

“Uhm..”

Gary lowered his hood and adjusted his sunglasses. He gulped, and winced at how dry his throat was. It felt like sandpaper was coating the inside of his throat.

“H…Hello, Jo-“

“Take a seat, Gary.”

John spoke quickly, and quietly. A bad sign. Gary could feel the vessel’s rage radiating off of him in waves. It was suffocating.

Gary, however, followed his order. John spoke first.

“It’s come to my attention you’ve failed to bring more to the Order, correct?”

“Yes, sir.”

“And somehow…” John scowled. “More and more Thralls have left, weakening the cult’s influence more and more by the day.”

“That’s correct, sir, but if you would let me explain-“

John looked up, his eyes narrowing.

“What explanation could you possibly have, Gary? You told me that you would make sure nobody would ever leave. You promised the UNSPEAKABLE. It’s not happy. Neither of us are. The Profane Sabbath is days away, and yet we are barely ready.”

Gary gulped, and sweat poured down his forehead. He rested his hands on his knees.

“I’m angry, Gary. Do you know what happens when I get angry?”

John rose an eyebrow and stood up.

“I’ll tell you. When I get angry…”

His arm lengthened and grew, turning into a fleshy arm with claws, launching it at Gary and pinning him to the wall by the neck.

“People DIE!”

Gary’s sunglasses fell off, and he coughed and gasped for air.

“P-Please, John…I beg of you…”

John leaned down, whispering into Gary’s ear, slowly and firmly.

“If you want to talk so badly, then here’s this. You have exactly 30 seconds to tel me why I shouldn’t tear you apart, limb by limb.”

[xxplastic-cubexx]

what kind of underwear do you think Erik and Charles wear (i'm not asking this to see them half naked) ((please believe me)) (((PLEASE)))

My Personal Belief is charles is a briefs guy while erik's a trunks guy. trunks/briefs kinda couple because i can

and idk just a lil bonus or somethin. as i do.

[bunnieswithknives]

I feel bad for neglecting Hazel so much, I do have many thoughts about her.. and also a mermaid au that im probably not going to do anything with

[jadecantcreate]

in the whitchlite carinval. straight up “caking it.” and by “it”, haha, well. lets justr say. My chad

(some gideon exploration & little doodles)

[gootube]

band au eva and skuggy is a crack dynamic i think about more than i should

[end-orfino]

ahhhhhh i remember why i dont read comics & books and watch movies as much as I should. Because they make me lose it

[flame-cat]

[confused-spood]

Where else am I gonna rant if not to a group of random strangers that barely know me, right? So ofc I'm gonna rant here cuz these people have no idea who tf I am.

....turns out I have no words to explain how I'm feeling right now so I offer this emoji instead: 😔

[corrupteddoodles]

oh damn

[jorvikzelda]

reading is… frustrating. I first read this thing when I was in an all too foggy state, I’ll think, so I didn’t really absorb it all too well — I’d best read it again and really make sure to take it all in. And so I do, and I really do take it all in! Except then I’ll be all too foggy to read for a few days, and when I get back to it and continue on to the next chapter I’ll just have. Completely forgotten what happened in the last. Makes you feel rather defenceless to the fog

[curedeity]

God help me stop writing and publishing beyblade fanfics for the rest of the year

[variousqueerthings]

oh gosh, we're putting ourselves out there into the world

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

[autistickfigure]

[krawdad]

This is kind of a random still but it is a good example of why I'm enjoying this journey to the west adaptation so much