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just watched S3 Ep5 of gotham.
i’m never watching this stupid show ever again. how could they do this to oswald?????? i’ve never been more hurt and upset abt a tv show in my life, why would they do this?? they were gonna kiss goddamn it! >:( they were in love! oswald was gonna confess :(((( why? why would they do this to him??? he’s just a little guy :(((
ed istg ur my fav but i won’t hesitate to fuck you up if u do what i think ur gonna do >:( i hope he kills this weird riddle girl
#on the floor crying#sobbing#im never recovering from this#i hate gotham#never watching it again#(i’m watching it rn)#why would they do this to me#why#give me hope for my ship and then rip the rug out from my feet#:(((#the riddler#ed nygma#he’s my fav#but we’re not on speaking terms rn#oswald cobblepot#nygmobblepot#this show is gonna be the death of me#this show istg
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I UNDERSTAND!! Run like the wind 🐌!
Gets on motercycle
I don’t know the speed limit and I am not sure I’ve ever been on a motorcycle but it’s like a bike…right? Faster is better… yep confidence is key…
We shall meet up somewhere!
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You are going to crash-
You- Where did you even get a-
Actually. Good luck. Have fun on your bike. If someone was idiotic enough to leave the keys in their motorcycle in Gotham, then go ahead.
Your crash will get you into a hospital easier than I will.
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Honestly Fish Mooney was the star of Gotham when she was alive
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Gotham has so many rogues and most of them don’t actually cause that much trouble in the grand scheme of things, so other than the really big ones, like joker, news about Gotham rogues can get pretty muddled outside the city which leads the JL to believing that Batman and Manbat are the same person and that their colleague sometimes turns into a giant bat monster but they don’t bring it up bc they think it’s a sensitive topic
Which eventually leads to a scenario like this mid combat when they’re getting pretty desperate:
Green Lantern: I know we’re not supposed to talk about it or whatever, but it would be really helpful if you could turn into a giant bat right now, spooky
Batman, having zero context for this comment, pausing mid fight to look at Hal like he just grew a second head: What the fuck are you talking about, Jordan?
Green Lantern, suddenly much less confident: Um…you know how you…turn into a giant bat?
Batman, utterly bewildered, turning to the other members but finding that he is clearly the only one out of the loop: what is happening right now
#later after the fight when they talk it out#bruce: oh you are referring to manbat#jl: man what now?#bruce: manbat. he’s a scientist who accidentally turned himself into a bat monster#hal already walking away: i fucking hate gotham#anyway some comments some of the members made to Bruce suddenly make a lot more sense#batman#bruce wayne#justice league#dc#dc comics#mine
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Am I pretending Tim is drinking coffee from a horn in vaguely medieval times? Maybe.
Only the tiny spiky child is to come. I am excited.
#I don’t know how I feel about silver and yellow#but I don’t hate it#Tim needed silver he’s the techy one#pretty little nerd#it’s probably 3am in this picture#Tim go to sleep#batfam#batkids#batboys#clip studio paint#digital art#gotham#bat family#tim drake#tim drake fanart#red robin#red robin fanart#dc#dc fanart#dc au#medieval au
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Conversations between best friends has often led to some reckless/stupid/not thought out at all decisions. Like one conversation the amity park trio had where Danny said that he couldn't see Tucker as a doctor (the medical kind) to which Tucker responded with "Alright, bet." and enrolled in medical school. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Bruce Wayne and Tucker Foley somehow by coincidence *cough* clockwork* became friends. And stayed friends even after Bruce dropped out and Tucker went on to finish med school. It was a strange friendship that was mainly just Bruce calling Tucker from the weirdest locations and asking things "Out of curiosity, if an immortal nutjob wanted you to marry his daughter and become his heir what would you do? uh-huh, uh-huh, really? ok, thanks." and meeting up for coffee every now and then. It was during one of these coffee meet-ups that Bruce confessed that he wanted to adopt a recently orphaned child by the name of Richard. There was currently push back from people who didn't think 'Brucie Wayne' would be a good parent and from others who didn't want a random kid having a chance to inherit the Wayne fortune, the media was also having a field day. Everyone kept asking him to "reconsider" and doing everything they can to stall/stop the adoption process. Tucker, being the good friend he was, said "Don't worry, I got this" Stood up from the cafe table, walked to the nearest library and politely asked to use one of their computers, spent a good ten minutes on it, printed something out on the library's printer, walked back to the cafe where he left Bruce waiting. And finally, he handed over the paper with the words "Take this." and continued drinking his now cold coffee. Bruce was, understandably, confused. "What is-" "Trust me, it'll work." Tucker assured him. That is how Bruce Wayne adopted one Richard 'Dick' Grayson.
And after that, Bruce went to Tucker whenever he came across a kid that he wanted to adopt, which was often. It's one reason why Tucker will do everything in his power to make sure Danny and Bruce never meet for fear that the Gothamite might try to add the Halfa to the growing army of children. Aka
Tucker Foley is The Guy
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny phantom#danny fenton#batman#becoming a doctor out of spite#Tucker has a medical degree that's collecting dust while he tinkers with tech magic#He has a license and is legally allowed to practice medicine#He never does#Bruce is keeping an one on him because everyone knows all doctors go villain in gotham#Bruce: please don't become a mad scientist#Tucker with a basement filled with very dangerous tech: ...Have you met me?#I was thinking about Sam being the one going to med school#but she'd hate Brucie wayne#Bruce sometimes forgets to come at things from a normal POV so he go's to Tucker for advice#Tucker gives bad advice#Another late-night ramble
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i never posted these Ben AU drawings here and i've seen a few asks wondering about it so... here's a little synopsis i wrote for myself as a potential description later when I post it (because i don't wanna spoil it):
"There's a new boy in Damian's class. He's charming, if it bit awkward. He's just as clever as he is smart mouthed, and he's popular with their classmates. What's worse is that Benjamin Fitzpatrick lives next door in the old Drake Manor and Damian's family are convinced that Ben could be a good friend of his one day. Like that would ever happen.
Luckily for Damian, they're all more focused on the fact that there are two new vigilantes in Gotham acting like they own the place.
Unluckily, everything goes to shit when Ben starts acting strange and sickly, Spider-Man disappears just when they were getting close to him, and Damian learns that Ben's real name might not actually be Ben. Did he mention that Ben might be his older brother's clone?"
#these were drawn months ago#so I thought I would hate them by now#I'm like yeah I could do these better now#but surprisingly I don't want to set these old drawings on fire#so I figured I'd post them#erinwantstowrite#leap of faith ao3#peter parker#peter parker in gotham#au#it'll take me a while to get to this by the way guys#just like the Catwoman AU#dick grayson#damian wayne#ben au#tim drake#batfam crossovers#batfam
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(Bruce and Jason meeting for the first time after he came back from being presumed dead (lost in the time stream))
Jason: really? Copying my flow and coming back from the dead? Be original. *voice wobbling* you should have stayed dead, we were wayyyyy better off, it was quiet for once *bursts into tears and runs away*
#bruce touched and concerned: are you crying??#Jason: NO ITS JUST RAINING (he’s wearing a waterproof helmet)(the sky is as clear as it can get in Gotham)#jason: my dad who i refuse to call my dad who i hate and love but will never admit i do just died#and came back to life#Jason Todd biggest fake idgafer#he gives so many fucks#silly#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfam#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect batman quotes
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Okay consider Bruce Wayne is the very well known bankroller for the Justice League. Batman is still part of the league, but they don’t know he’s Bruce Wayne. So, due to Bruce Wayne being such a well known figure and very obviously connected to the Justice League, that has kinda made him a target for certain people which means the Justice League has decided to assign one of their members to help keep him safe. Insert notorious billionaire fighter Superman becoming the part time bodyguard of Bruce Wayne in this epic superbat romance
#where Superman falls in love with Bruce Wayne because it turns out he’s not that bad of a guy even though he’s billionaire scum#and Batman is not getting jealous of himself no sir#you’re crazy#this idea came to me while discussing comic book iron man so if you’d like to marvel this idea go for it#also feel free to make it any other hero but personally I’m more of a superbat kinda guy myself#i honestly feel like Superman is a bizarrely logical pick#because sometimes Gotham and Metroplois are like neighbors and Superman has super hearing/flight/super speed#(and all the other super powers that make him practically invincible)#also Batman obviously can’t do it because he hates all rich people and clearly has beef with Bruce Wayne (hence why they’re never together)#and Superman is such a swell guy obviously he’d be down to keep their bank account- I mean trusted civilian ally safe#this idea could probably still work fine with all the kids snickering in the background and maybe sometimes helping covering for Bruce/Bats#but personally when I read superbat I kinda like it to just be Batman and Superman 😅 not really Batfam and Superman#like this it’s own genera to me#anyways#my post#dc#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#superbat#batman and superman#fan fiction idea#justice league
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batman perhaps the most prodigious child abuser to ever live. no wife. no biological children of his own whose lives he could destroy (at first) so he got smart. hustled. took to the streets picking up and adopting orphans and then ruining each of their lives systematically. until ofc he got sick of them and threw them out for the next best model. he was flawless in his execution of it too. these kids still want daddys attention til this very day. even after he rocks their shit or kicks them out for the millionth time. these mfs are willing to KILL each other for a chance at being daddys favorite candy baby for a week. batman truly is a sick mf i understand why joker thinks they have a connection.
#batman#batman blogging? idk#keep bruce wayne AWAY from the playground and schools#damian honey me and cps are on the way#bruce wayne#tagging for hater purposes#as in i hate bruce wayne with an insane passion#jason todd#im tagging the kids too oh im naming names#dick grayson#ok im tagging two of the kids i cant do them all i got lazy#bruce has probably abused half of gotham under 18 by now idk#im not up to date with the comics like that
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i think tim is high maintenance the way a boarder collie or austrialian shepherd is. like you have to make sure they're not only given space to expend energy but you have to specifically let them get the herding instinct out and challenge them intellectually or they start destroying ur home
#tim drake#red robin#jaytim#i think cohabitating would require resigning yourself to your gear going missing for 2-5 business days before returning slightly improved#or coming back to the microwave disassembled across the couch#this happens and jason is like ok im gonna pop over to the gcpd and grab u a cold case do Not touch my stand mixer#but also have to stop him from reaching critical levels of boredom that results in poking the league with a stick#because then gotham is being overrun by ninja 2 months from now#this is harder for jason to curb because an incensed ra's is so goddamn funny to the both of them#dcu#i know tim hating the ceo job is easy whump but consider he needs minimum 5 plates spinning at all times to keep the Thoughts at bay#and WE probably is such low stakes for manipulation tactics its stress relief at this point
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Jason *dying his hair black*: you know I started dying my hair before Robin.
Dick: yeah why?
Jason: their's like five red heads in Gotham and I knew as a kid for a fact that one was Ivy and one was Riddler. Then I became Robin to find out the other was Batgirl/Barbra and finally Kate Batman's cousin who's now Batwoman-
Dick: Yeah Red Heads in Gotham are either heroes or villains
Jason: -yeah so I didn't want to draw attention to myself.
Dick: ...Jay?
Jason: what?
Dick: I don't think it worked you've been a hero, villain and now anti-hero.
Jason: ...
Dick:
Jason *slams down color brush*: FUCK
#Do i hate the Jason was forced tk dye his hair to look like dick storyline. yes. do i find it funny that he had red hair in gotham and#became a villian hero anit hero? yes. like what is red hair in gotham equilivent of the anime mc dyed hair trope#plus jason in his og og back story where he was an acrobat in the circus he was blonde then black hair in his new og back story#red in this bs take. im pretty sure titans hes got brown hair. hes gone through the whole hair spectrum. its so stupid. i love it#comics#dc comics#robin#tim drake#batman#bruce wayne#red robin#dick grayson#jason todd#nightwing#poison ivy#the riddler#sometimes hes got red hair just go with it its 3am where i am#barbra gordon#kate kane#incorect batfam#batfam#batfamily#ill say it aga i LOTHE the `bruce made jason dye his hair story line` its stupid and i dont respect it. but its funny so lol#if you see spelling mistakes NO YOU DONT again its 3am ill fix in the morning
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Now that I’m continuing a nygmobblepot fic i started like six months ago I think I need to rewatch Gotham…. It’s coming over me……. Gotham revival……………..
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the fact that duke thomas and dick grayson — who independently pursued justice for their families on their own terms, are proud of their heritage, used robin as a means of enacting change independent to being a partner for batman — have almost no basis for positive canon interactions is so. holy shit
#i hated the robin school thing#they can reminisce about how the gotham foster system blows#dick grayson#duke thomas#dc comics#nightwing#spokes
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Just finished Gotham Knights
Many thoughts but here's a quick doodle of the bestest boy ever ❤
#jason todd#gotham knights#wppyart#this game had so many flaws and I wouldnt say it was a pleasant gaming experience#(also partially thanks to my old PC i guess?)#BUT!!!!!!!!!!#the characterization of Jason?#FLAWLESS#thank you dev#easily my top 2 Jason of all time#he's just sO#he's trying HIS BEST and I just love that?#he acknowledges his past errors#he acknowledges he needs help#and he doesnt shy away from it under some bullshit masculinity or whatever tf#he tries to assimilate himself back into the family#and the best part is?#the family never once ridicule him and his effort#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH EUARGH#also he's a fucking tank HES SO HUGE NEXT TO BRUCE IM#but im sorry i had to fix the hair a little coz yall know i hate greasy hair
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#WayneVegasWedding Part 1
#based off of my own post asdfghj#i started fucking around with a twitter generator and now im more than 15 tweets deep asgshdjd#ive always headcannoned that gotham and metropolis hate each other and its especially funny when you rmb theyre quasi neighbours#jon hamm as bruce and chris pine as hal because i am a weak woman#yes jason is a kpop stan and yes duke would fight any metropolitan that talks shit about gotham/batman#hal jordan#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#duke thomas#batlantern#brucehal#batfam social media#social media au
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