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Gotham has so many rogues and most of them donât actually cause that much trouble in the grand scheme of things, so other than the really big ones, like joker, news about Gotham rogues can get pretty muddled outside the city which leads the JL to believing that Batman and Manbat are the same person and that their colleague sometimes turns into a giant bat monster but they donât bring it up bc they think itâs a sensitive topic
Which eventually leads to a scenario like this mid combat when theyâre getting pretty desperate:
Green Lantern: I know weâre not supposed to talk about it or whatever, but it would be really helpful if you could turn into a giant bat right now, spooky
Batman, having zero context for this comment, pausing mid fight to look at Hal like he just grew a second head: What the fuck are you talking about, Jordan?
Green Lantern, suddenly much less confident: UmâŚyou know how youâŚturn into a giant bat?
Batman, utterly bewildered, turning to the other members but finding that he is clearly the only one out of the loop: what is happening right now
#later after the fight when they talk it out#bruce: oh you are referring to manbat#jl: man what now?#bruce: manbat. heâs a scientist who accidentally turned himself into a bat monster#hal already walking away: i fucking hate gotham#anyway some comments some of the members made to Bruce suddenly make a lot more sense#batman#bruce wayne#justice league#dc#dc comics#mine
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Prompt 126
You know what would be hilarious?Â
Constantine comes into one of those meetings as he sometimes does every blue moon. Though the proper word would be storms into a meeting and practically slams a whole stack of papers down. âCan someone bloody explain to me why the American-fucking-government is trying to go to war with the fucking Infinite Realms?!âÂ
The Justice League is of course alarmed and confused- and also John werenât you in Hell?! Yeah, he was, where the fuck do you think he found out about this?Â
Now if youâll excuse him heâs going back to the House of Mysteries with his now haunted trench coat. John, John Constantine what the fuck do you mean by that? No donât just leave, donât leave this mess just for them- JOHN!Â
#dpxdc#dcxdp#prompts#John: Trenchcoats haunted#JL: What#John as a giggle comes out from beneath his coat: Trenchcoats haunted#John got a get out of hell free card via Clockwork seeing an Opportunity for good timeline#And hey his favorite ghostlings also get a mentor now#John: I did not ask for 5+ children#Clockwork: Too bad youâre now their human caretaker have fun#The GIW were getting Bad#Like bad enough Sam and Tucker are practically full ghost now#Team Phantom pointing at the skrunkly sad trenchcoat man: New Dad Acquired#Constantine in Hell: What#Clockwork: Hello new son here are papers with proof of everything and can you tell the speedsters to stop thanks#Constantine now out of Hell: W h a t
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I saw crazy rich asians and I liked some of it but it also felt kind of colorist and the magnitude of ostentatious wealth was borderline nauseating. awkwafina was incredibly annoying even if I didn't know about her antiblackness. loved the twist at the end tho and I was definitely like đ about the 'family doesn't say thank you' line
#staring at the changes cql made to the script going what does it mean what does it all MEAN#was wq saying thank you and im sorry at the end formalizing and distancing herself from wwx??#then why did wwx tell jl to always remember to say it - wasn't he encouraging jl to make sure people important to him#know that they're cherished??? man the novel is beyond me ig. but I feel like I understand cql#anyway now I know why ppl were glad that akwafina wasn't cast in eeaao besides the racism. she would have sucked#constance wu is gorgeous I loved her#gemma chan's marriage falling apart because her husband was insecure could of been interesting but it kind of fell flat#usually I love it when women stop feeling like they have to affirm their husbands masculinity but with this I felt like#s girlboss to be rich and not feel bad about it ig. also insecure men aren't 'real' men and I've always abhorred that as an insult#but my mom liked it so we had a fun time regardless#cor.txt
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JL: ... And this is Danny! He's been here like forever, he's probably the most senior employee. Oh yeah! He also helped make the Watchtower, Cool Right?!
JLD: ... King Phantom???
DC X DP PROMPT #4
Danny was one of the people hired to design/build the Watchtower. He got attached to it during this time and the space station is now considered as a part of his haunt.
This is the JLD's first time on the Watchtower, they IMMEDIATLY know what's up.
LJD: did you take a supernatural entities property or something?
LD: what? No! The lights are just like that :)
Danny, still employed on the Watchtower: Space go brrr
#im goiny crazy#im actually cooking#danny MADE the watchtower#thats HIS place now#JLD rockin up being like: whos crib is it really?#poor JL being liek: wdym :( we got this for us :(((#JL: i mean the light flicker and it get weird cold soemtimes but its space man :(#dannt lives on the Watchtower via employment#< prev tags#ghost king danny phantom#what if the JLD recognized the signature of the Ghost King#what if they just knew him from work#and then he just pops up and the âJL's Towerâ and it stinks like him
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Honestly new happenings have rlly driven home to me the thought that, with how often Jing Yuan loses the people he cares so much abt, itâs no fucking WONDER HES loaded up Yanqing with protective and good luck charms a plenty
#âŽâ ( .ooc. );#//Itâs like the poor man is just BEGGING fate and the Aeons alike to not take his boy too#//To spare him from meeting the same or worse fates than what each and every person heâs ever let in close seems to meet#//Iâll bet he has every intention to make SURE YQ never gets to face him if JY gets Mara struck#//Would NEVER want him to face the same pain he did in having to fight JL#//Idk the Beautiful Boy song came in at work and now I SUFFER with thinkings jcncb#//Adding to this#//I like to think thatâs also why heâs so doting on YQ#//Constantly giving him more money if not outright buying him more swords; being so openly proud of him#//Teasing and messing with him so fondly in ways JL didnât with him#//Bc he fears by standing with him; by being someone JY cherishes; YQâs time might be cursed short#//Bc grief has almost lead him to believe himself to be a cursed factor; always being the one to be spared while his loved ones arent#//Yet rather than spare himself the attachment and grief; like JL might have been; he chooses to love and cherish the boy like his own#flesh and blood; so he may always be happy; bc he DESERVES to be happy; for however much time they have together
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5 Times the JL Learned Batman was Married and the 1 Time They Met the Spouse.
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Diana let herself fall heavily onto one of the couches in the watchtower. She stretched out along the blue surface far enough so that she could rest her feet, recently freed of her boots, on the edge of the coffee table. As much as she much preferred organically curved surfaces, there was something comfortable about the rectangular flat back of the couch and the way she could rest her arms against it and stretch out in one long line from her biceps to her fingertips. The ache in her muscles were the reward of a well fought battle.
She tipped her head to the side, watching her champion in arms come and go to their various post battle destinations. Some went to Medbay, some went temporary quarters, and others went to discuss and debate the results of the battle.
Unexpectedly, Batman lingered for a moment. He sat down on a couch near hers, leaning forward to rest his elbows on his knees and run his hands along the side of his cowl and down the back of his neck. It was hard to remember, out there on the field of battle and victory, that Batman was just a mortal man. He was no God, no alien, no creature of great might. Batman was just a man.
But what a specimen he was.
âIf you are in need of help unwinding your muscles , I am sure that we can find some more pleasant ways to take care of that,â Diana said with a quirk of her lips and a brow.
Batman looked up at her pausing just long enough that she thought that maybe she had actually surprised him. She was surprised herself when the faintest hint of a smile turned up Batman's lips.
âHn. I'm afraid my partner isn't one for sharing. I don't think the Earth would survive a battle between you two,â he said. The hint of amusement in his voice was barely there, but Diana was starting to learn how to read her new friend.
She tipped her head back against the couch in laughter. âOf course you would already be claimed by one so formidable. I should like to meet them.â
The sudden quiet and dangerous readiness in the room was almost tangible.
She softened her words. âShould they ever wish to. But go now home to them, Batman, and let them work out your kinks and aches.â
Batman snorted softly, but stood. Diana thought that he would leave without saying anything, and regretted her earlier misstep. Of course the man would be protect of one he held so dear as to call his. She was surprised, then, when he paused just before leaving.
âThey donât need the encouragement,â he said, words quiet and for her only. Quiet and once again just barely amused.
Diana tipped her head back again in laughter. Yes, she would like to meet them someday.
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Guys look at this absolute amazingness (also tags like usual lol)
Wayne doll house: demon children.
Idea: each of the batkids is theorised to have a different origin.
Thing is, there's so many of them. The oldest is actually the youngest in body. It seems to be able to share memories with those who follow. It changes design right before a new bat appears.
The hero in the town over is definitely one of them, but what's it doing over there?? Asking just gets non-answers.
What happened to the ones that the Joker tried to destroy? One - the oldest and smallest - came back, but different, whereas the other - the purple and orange one - came back for a while and then vanished again for good.
None of them seem to age??
The first, smallest, oldest, it seemed to be some sort of circus performer? It gave its acrobatics to the blue one when it arrived, grew clever and defensive. It gave that to the skull headed red one, focused on technology and detective work after the Incident. Then again, and again, and one time even the bat changed along with it, but though the bat returned to normal the little Robin didn't, and now it's just as stabby and creative as it is small and creepy.
It's a good sort of creepy now, after over a decade of beating up bad guys and comforting victims, Gotham has gotten used to it, but outsiders don't much like it.
The justice league have a different opinion.
They know, or at least can observe, that the... Souls? Brains? Programs? Switch around, that it's not memories but persons that bring the new bats to life.
They just don't know where batman gets them. The new one, especially, is very circumspect.
For all this talk of the blood son, all the bats calling it demon child with varying levels of fondness, the way batman doesn't deny the claims...
Thing is the bat doesn't have blood. Everyone's well aware of this by now. Whatever sulpheric black tar he and the bats leak probably-certainly isn't blood, or at least... Not anything with dna.
So... What blood?? If not the bat's, why does it tie the newest mind of Robin to him?
Captain marvel is the first to think of an idea.
A blood child of a demon for a blood ritual for a demon.
Constantine and Zatanna second the notion - it's perfectly possible. Reasonable, even. The bat admitted himself he had no way to procreate the way humans did, nor any interest in doing so. Wanting a legacy was perfectly normal.
Except he already had, what, seven, eight, nine kids? He loved all of them, it was clear, and he'd always seemed happy with them. He'd even sighed over how many he had, had rebuffed the teasing about getting more. The new Robin mind had been a surprise to everyone, and the old one in a new body had been a little salty about it.
So the new theory was that batman hadn't decided to get a new Robin. Maybe the old mind had been ejected unwillingly! It had happened at roughly the same time batman had gotten a new personality - maybe the incidents were related?
But if batman hadn't done the ritual... Who had?
Who would do something like that???
Cultists. Cultists would do something like that. But giving the bat a son unwillingly seemed... A very odd goal, even for that type.
So... Had they messed up? Had they tried to summon the bat with a blood sacrifice ritual, and summoned a demon instead? Had it partially worked? Was the bat susceptible to demon summonings?? Did the summoning damage his own mind/consciousness/soul in some way, and that led to the creation of the new demon child while the bat changed until he'd healed????
How kind of batman to take it in!
Tldr; the league thinks Robin V is a demon born/created through a failed summoning ritual involving blood sacrifice that made batman like puns until he healed. The truth is the canon events of Damian arriving at the manor only for b to get tossed into the time stream, becoming the Robin to nightwing-batman while Tim, who is much less annoyed about it than canon, focuses on getting him back. Lmao.
#possessed doll au#batman au#reblog#not my writing#Damian: But Father I wish to include the Lazarus Pit in my creation#Damian: I wish for them to believe it was some sort of pit demon please father#Bruce is now regretting letting his kids bond because *why*#Tim (whispering): There's a Lazarus Pit under Gotham we can use-#Bruce: NO#Batkids: YES#*wheeze* Damian standing completely still at one point because a butterfly has landed on his sword so he can Not move until it does#The JL is not aware of this and is terrified because he's just standing there... MENACINGLY#*Pfft* Imagine the poor goons & JL's reactions to like the first time Jason removes his head to wax poetry (aka complain) like shakesphere#Do you think Bruce was trapped in a coma while he was in the time stream#Like his physical body is in a coma because his mind is trapped in the Doll because it's Too Far and literally in the past#Hngh- his kids visiting his bedside and telling him about their day and what he's been missing while he's going feral in the past#mans is trying to get back and going to hug all his kids when he does#hey tumblr lets not eat my tags like M&Ms plz and thx#Nightwing: IM MOVING TO BLUDHAVEN >:/#Bruce: No you're not#The NW Doll: No ur not but we can visit the sister city sure#:)
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Him (Them)
( So I decided 'fuck it' pitch pearl babyyy, I've seen other people do this ship and decided well why the hell not right. Anyways have fun!)
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Phantom and his council were finally in the end processes to a peace treaty with Earth,
As years went on from what was once only the USA with their Ecto-Acts got worse. The GIW began opening in other countries without them truly realizing what they were allowing, until the Infinity Realms were at the point of declaring war on all of Earth itself.
The only reason that managed not to happen was because of Phantom finally being able to contact the Justice League and sit them down to have an actual conversation about everything that was going on.
That's where they were right now the world leaders, the 3 founders of the JL , and High King Phantom with his council arguing back and forth the peace treaty.
Phantom turned as one of the men stood up
" And just how are we supposed to truly trust you and yours to not take over or cause harm to our people?"
Others began chiming in, arguing that there was no true guarantee in what Phantom was saying.
Until a voice towards the back called out an idea
" Marriage! To truly unite our worlds in peace King Phantom must marry one of our own!"
Phantom subtly tensed the idea of a loveless marriage to a complete stranger made his core tremble with rage.
He glanced around seeing the looks of the people around him, he saw their greed for his power and status, their point for the marriage would be to control him or at least give them an advantage.
Phantom tuned out the arguing between the JL and the rest.
Thinking of what to say to get out of this situation without risking the treaty.
Snapping back to attention holding back a sharp smirk.
" Gentlemen if what you fear is the safety of your people then do not fret I have protected and saved your people and world since my creation, as for your request of a marriage to unify our world then I have wonderful news for I am already married to one of your people and even have children with him."
Phantom looked at the shocked faces around him, a couple grimacing or frowning at their missed opportunity to have control and access to him by one of their chosen.
A rather stupid man for what else could he be with what he said next.
" Then divorce him and marry someone that we find more suitable!"
Phantom's form distorted around him as he processed what he had just heard.
" Divorce? You wish for me to Divorce my husband, the one who I cherish above all else, the one I have shared my core the very being of myself with. The one who I gave my very being and soul to create our children. The one who is half my being, the one who if not for him we wouldn't be speaking at this moment because it was only his word that kept me from declaring war on your world."
"Make no mistake I do wish for peace between our worlds, many of my people are from this world and would like to continue to stay or visit especially for their loved ones, and I would like that for them without the danger of being hunted and torn apart."
"For if I wished war your planet would not stand a chance for what is a few million of your soldiers compared to my infinite soldiers that only would continue to grow as yours died."
"For him I fought and won against the previous tyrant King for daring to to cause him pain, the very King who only was defeated previously by the combined efforts of the strongest in the Infinite Realms, The very same King I defeated alone."
"So please do continue talking against my husband."
"..."
"What is his name?"
"Danny Fenton."
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Just an Idea
#pitch pearl#married pitch pearl au#parents pitch pearl au#justice league#High King phantom#ghost king danny phantom#ghost king danny#glowy-death-ideas#danny fenton#de aged ellie#de aged dan#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp crossover#dcxdp#dad danny#parent danny#danny phantom#batman
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Marvelâs Lives
As you guys know, there have been previous champions. Theyâve all lived different lives and such. Some have been men, some women, and are some genders that donât exist anymore. Point is, no one life is the same.
Letâs say some female heroes are talking about abortion one day and out of nowhere Cap just chimes in:
Marvel: âOh yeah, pregnancy is tough, man. Giving birth is not for the weak. Iâm speaking from experience here. Anyone who doesnât want that, shouldnât do it.â
Female JL members: âWhatâŚ?â
Black Canary: âMarvel, last I checked, you were a man.â
Marvel: âActually, a few thousand years ago, I used to be a woman!â
Female JL members: â???â
Marvel: âIâve been a woman, multiple times actually.â*proceeds to walk away like he didnât drop that on them*
Theyâre all thinking heâs trans, but no? His words imply heâs fluid? The thing is though is that Marvelâs never really shown that heâs either. The question was later asked by Hawkwoman when he was making oobleck in the kitchen of the Watchtower
Hawkwoman: âCaptain.â
Marvel: âYes, Ms. Hawkwoman?â
Hawkwoman: âAre you a woman?â
Marvel: *looks up from his oobleck to her, looking confused* âNo? Why?â
Hawkwoman: âSome of the other girls were talking about how you were a woman at some point.â
Marvel: âOoooh that. I was a woman. Yeah.â
Hawkwoman: âSo youâre not anymore. What did you look like as a woman, if I may ask? Also what is that?â *points to the oobleck*
Marvel: âOobleck.â *offers bowl off oobleck to her for her to play with* âAlso, sure. Just a sec.â *mutters a spell*
Hawkwoman: *pokes the oobleck*
Marvel: *poofs and is now a female champion from like seven thousand years ago. His suit also changed to the previous championâs own suit* âTada!â
Hawkwoman: *does a double take when she sees him* âYou⌠Certainly have a darker complexion.â
Marvel: âYeah. If I remember correctly, I lived in the Middle Eastern area back then. Thatâs probably why.â
Hawkwoman: âAnd why are you white now?â
Marvel: âMy appearance changes every few a hundred years or so. That includes my skin color, gender, and other features.â
Hawkwoman: âOooooh. Okay then.â
They proceeded to play together with the oobleck after that.
Like ten minutes after that initial interactionâŚ
WW: âShayera. There you are. I was wondering if you wish to spar with me.â *notices Marvel* âWho is this? A new hero?â
Marvel: *turns around, hands covered in oobleck*
Hawkwoman: *also turns around, hands covered in oobleck* âWhatâd you say? I was distracted.â
WW: âI was wondering if you wanted to spar with mâŚâ *trails off when she sees Shazamâs lighting bolt on fem Marvel* âBrother?â
Marvel: âHi, Ms. Wonder Woman.â *waves an oobleck covered hand*
WW: âWhyâre you a woman?â
Marvel: âMs. Hawkwoman asked.â *shrugs*
The three then proceeded to play with the oobleck together.
Then, there was the time someone asked Marvel about his religion when they heard he believed in the Greek Gods.
Marvel: *shrugs* âIâve been multiple different flavors of pagan. Fun fact, a couple thousand years ago, I used to be a ritualistic cannibal. It was apart of the offerings and rituals of a shaman. Or at least the types of shamans of that time in that specific empire.â
JL member: âDo you still eat people now?â
Marvel: âThatâs not important, the point is, if thereâs a religion, I most likely at some point practiced it. Or at least the super old version of it.â
JL member: âOkay? But do you still eat people now??â
Marvel: âI guess Iâm saying Iâm kinda in between religions?â
JL member: âCan you please stop ignoring the questioning ?â
He continued to ignore the question.
Of course, the ritual cannibal thing isnât the only one of the outlandish things Billyâs casually admitted to doing. Eventually though, things can get a little bit too much for some members.
Marvel: *telling them about another thing he did in a past life*
GL: âOkay! Thatâs enough, dude!â
Marvel: *concerned* âWhat? Did I say something wrong?â
GL: âNo, Iâm just confused as to why youâve done all these things, man. Are these like side quests you under go? Or likeâŚ? Whatâs going on, pal?â
Marvel: âNothingâŚ? These are just things Iâve happened to do.â *shrugs*
GL: âSo youâre willingly telling me you tried to trample someone to death with a horse just for funsies?â
Marvel: âWell, when you put it like that-â
Flash: âWait, what about the time you told me you were a princess before princesses were a thing?â
Marvel: âI uh-â
Superman: âAnd the time you told me that you used your lightning powers to become a cult leader?â
Marvel: âOkay, I get it. Iâll stop tell you guys about myself.â
MM: âCaptain, itâs not that we donât want you to tell us about yourself. Itâs instead that your stories seem to have no cause for them.â
Flash: âYeah! Like why did you feel the need to become a cult leader? How were you a princess?? Why would you want to trample someone with a horse???â
Marvel: *shrugs*
Flash: âWha- Donât just shrug!â
Marvel: âI was a different person back then.â
Superman: âThatâs a little too cryptic, bud.â
#billy batson#captain marvel dc#dc captain marvel#shazam#fawcett comics#fawcett#fawcett city#black canary#dinah lance#hawkwoman#shayera hol#wonder woman#diana prince#green lantern#hal jordan#wally west#the flash#superman#clark kent#martian manhunter#jâonn jâonzz
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AU for Bats and the JL
When Duke joins the brigade, the Bats are ecstatic to introduce him to the JL. Why? None of the JL actually believe that the Bats are non-meta humans. Are they supposed to believe that Batman can do all that he can because he trains really hard?
The JL is so convinced that the Bats are lying about not having powers that they've included it in New Member initiation. It's considered "rude" and "mean" to call out Bats on their very obvious power usage. In fact, guessing Bat powers is half the fun! They gather all of the non-Bat members to have potluck discussions about it.
Obviously, the Bats are well aware of these meetings. They have their own gatherings where they laugh at the suggestions or come up with strategies to fuck with the JL.
For Bruce, the JL is convinced that the man has control over shadows as well as increased mental compacities. Bruce is way too skilled in disappearing in a room full of people with enhanced senses. Also, he knows facts about almost every subject.
For Dick, that man should not be able to move like he does. He either doesn't have bones or has increased elasticity. Dick's favorite JL memory is crawling down the Watchtower halls with his joints in weird places. Green Arrow's scream is forever recorded and backed up into five different servers.
At first, the JL thought Jason had emotional manipulation capabilities. The hope, courage, and passion he inspired could not have been naturally occurring. Then, after he re-emerged as the Red Hood, obviously his powers are resurrection -_-
Tim? Kid's a cryptic ancient creature. The creepy kid will stare at you without blinking throughout a two hour meeting. Stay away from him and don't piss him off.
Steph nearly laughed herself into a coma when someone tried to convince Hal that Spoiler gets her power from the color purple. Her switching to Robin's costume caused a riot and the JL members frantically scheduled an emergency non-Bat meeting. Should they intervene with Bruce forcing her to wear a costume without aid to her powers? The few months she was Robin were tense for the members.
Damian has an ability to understand martial arts on an unparalleled level. What other non-meta ten year old can utilize a sword so effectively?
Cass is an entity. They don't know what she is, but they fear her all the same.
Barbara is all-knowing. Her ability to collect information and navigate technology can not be naturally occurring.
Now, the JL is faced with the first Bat to admit he has powers. Does that mean none of the others have powers? Is Signal's just too obvious to deny?
#dc comics#dc universe#dc robin#batman#tim drake#bruce wayne#damian wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#cass wayne#barbara gordon#duke thomas#dc red robin#dc red hood#dc spoiler#dc signal#dc nightwing#steph brown
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The first time the JL meets one of the batfam itâs when they walk into the tower for a meeting and find Batman passed out asleep in a chair and a young man in a black and blue suit drawing a mustache on him.
Their jaws drop. They know Batman doesn't kill but they're pretty sure they're going to witness a murder when he wakes up.
The man hears them come in and straightens up and tosses the marker behind him. "Hello."
The JL isn't really sure how to react as they shuffle in, but the noise wakes Batman up.
Everybody's staring at him and his mustache but he doesn't notice at first and everybody's wondering if they should say something. The young man winks and makes a shushing gesture.
"This is Nightwing. I brought him in because he's relevant to one of our cases. He will not be staying long."
Everybody hesitantly takes their seat. Batman tries to start the meeting, but they're still staring. "What? What are you all staring at?"
Nobody speaks but Superman pulls out his phone, turns the camera on selfie mode and silently hands it over.
Batman stares at his face for a few seconds, jaw grinding.
This is it. Everybody's sure shit's about to go down.
But Batman just takes in a long, deep breath. "Nightwing."
Nightwing just kicks back, putting his feet up on the table. "This is your fault, you know. You wouldn't've passed out like that if you hadn't stayed up for 3 days straight and made yourself vulnerable."
Batman is silent for a minute, clearly trying to contain his anger.
"This better not be sharpie."
Nightwing just shrugs his shoulders. "Guess youâll just have to find out," he says cheerily.
The JL waits for more, for some kind of reaction but Batman just takes a few deep breaths, threatens that if anyone comments on the mustache they will not like the consequences, then carries on with the meeting.
The JL is baffled, sure that if one of them had tried that they'd be dead by now.
#it was sharpie#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#justice league#dcu#dc comics#dc#mine
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Prompt 70
Theyâre losing. Theyâre the justice league, the worldâs greatest defenders, their final defense even, and theyâre losing. The being had appeared out of seemingly nowhere, all blue-fire fury and deathly cold as it tore through everything like it was paper. They were a team, an entire league, and theyâre losing-Â
In their despair they donât notice the lazarus, or rather ecto-green, portal opening, a man with hair as dark as the night sky stepping through, slippers still on his feet and coffee in his hand. At least they don't notice at first, even though the being sure does.
#prompts#dcxdp#dpxdc#Danny: Jordan Dante FentonNightingale-Foley-Manson u get down here right now#Dan: no#Danny: Drop it *now*#Dan: You're not my mom#Danny: I am your mom get down here and leave the mortals be#Dan: No#Danny: Don't make me come up there young man-#Why yes this is adult danny#but he's also danny and not phantom#man he's so tired he has college finals he's trying to get through#Ellie: Ooh you're in trou-ble~#The JL who have no fuckin clue what's going on and are going through whiplash:
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To be with you three
The justice league was in critical condition, a unknown entity had breached the universe's protection, and was now creating havoc everywhere.
He called himself, Skulker. he already had captured half of the justice league. and was only interested in fighting Red hood. Something about being a Halfa or something.
Red hood was not having fun, nor was Batman. Everything was in shambles. Even the most powerful cannot defeat the floating entity. the JLD was trying the best they could but to no avail they couldn't contain it, The entity aimed his weapon at Red hood and took fire.
When all hope seemed lost, Vines sprouted up the ground and saved Red hood in the last minute. The other vines also grabbed the other heroes and made a protective barrier between the entity and the JL.
confused the heroes looked at the rogue who was floating, his expression was now with fear and nervousness, he frantically looked at his surrounding seemingly expecting something.
"Are you all alright?" A voice asked, making all heads turn towards to a woman that looked like she's in early adulthood, with long black hair cascading down to hair waists, she looked like someone that can fit into Gotham's aesthetic with her thick eyeliner and her gothic style and a couple of vines that wrapped around her body.
"Who are you?" Batman asked his guard not wavering a single bit.
"My name is FoliahĂ rĂ , And we're here to take care of that Ghost." Sam pointed towards Skulker who was looking at her nervously.
"We're?" Superman asked
"Me and my partners. speaking of them here they are right now." Sam said in a tone that no one could specify if she's bored or it's just her personality.
A loud bang shook the city, when they looked back were the entity named Skulker was now gone, In his place was a man? woman? with white hair and green eyes, he had a cloak that shrieks royalty and a black pointy crown floating above their head, Skulker was now on the ground, a crater was formed below him, he was down. he was down. and all it took was a punch from the person
Another man came to the scene he was holding a thermos of some sort. he looked normal, normal clothes and all to the very least if you ignored all the gadgets and sand that followed him, he walked up to Skulker who was most likely knocked out, he opened the thermos and it turned the entity into a liquid before trapping it inside.
"Well that's taken care of." FoliahĂ rĂ said, as she retracted her vines that was protecting everyone, she froze then turned her surprised gaze towards Red Hood and eyed him making him uncomfortable, she floated to his direction making the man take a step back, Batman tried to hit her with his batarang keyword:tried, it just went through her.
for the first time she arrived she smiled at hood then with the outmost gentle voice she said. "you're a baby ghost." She cooed as she placed both of her hands at the side of Red hood's head, which he stared at her confused more confused when the pits became quiet all the sudden.
"I've got to tell Phantom and Codelith." she stated and took flight with the crime lord in her arms, she carried him towards her partners in the sky like a newborn baby, protests from the heroes below was ignored by Sam, as she continued to fly up, when superman tried to get her, she shot out a few of her vines that successfully trapped the hero, he tried to escape but her vines was stronger, and why was this power making him weak? like it doesn't hurt but it makes him really tired .
Red hood stayed quiet, trying to comprehend what happened did he get kidnapped or something? holy shit he did get kidnapped.
"Phantom, Codelith! I got a baby!" Sam stated as she finally catched up to them.
"Holy shit, FoliahĂ rĂ you can't just kidnap someone else's child" The one with glasses exclaimed with panicked hands, as he teleported near them.
"Cool new kid, More members for our cult" Phantom said as he floated towards red hood who still held onto the Photalis, because when i tell you he was afraid to fall 30 meters from the ground is an understatement.
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so, i see all these aus where danny gets help from the justice league for the anti ecto acts, and they're great. but hear me out. ghost king danny. classic setup, acts need to be repealed or war.
so danny goes to the league, of course.
the league of assassins.
Ra's is already familiar with death, and ghosts, and the realms. ya man's had the lazarus pits for centuries, he knows a little bit of what's what. maybe there's already some trade relations going on. more importantly, he has a massive group of hyper competent people who can pull strings in the government very stealthily, and have no outside affiliation or loyalty to that government.
but why not the JL? most of them are based in the USA. they work with the government (danny assumes). surely they are aware of the Acts. surely they would conform to them, enforce them.
so ghost king danny meets with ra's, who gives rancid vibes, but is able to, and wants to, do a smear campaign against the JL. against the USA. to gain favor with the guy who is the king of his most sacred resource, and knowledge about how to use the Pits to gain some basic liminal powers.
danny doesn't like the solution, exactly. but he's king. and this is what will protect his people. this is what will get expedient results. this is what his advisors who will still permit peace will allow.
so danny takes the deal with Ra's.
the initial outrage begins online, perhaps through MikMok. a mega famous influencer is cosplaying as superman, doing a twerking sort of dance to the most current haha funni meme song. the text overlay reads: when the superheroes condone genocide because they aren't human, ANTI-ECTO ACTS (whatever law/section code they were passed in).
it goes viral. and then someone finds the Acts (prodded along by the League) and it goes from a hit sensation online to every. single. news outlet flooding with information (puppeted by the League).
is this real? the Acts are real. but why? if these people(?) don't exist, why the Acts? the outrage. the mass confusion. the conspiracies. the new subgeddits and trending xitter tags. 4kun greentext be me: a ghost, becomes the new thing.
at this point, the GIW are scrambling to keep their involvment on the downlow. there are acts, sure, but they're not enforced :DDDD
vlad is in a similar situation. he cloned a guy. he def experimented on other ghosts to get to that level of knowledge. naturally, this is about when lex luthor gets involved. because, wouldn't you know it, but project CADMUS? yeah. that was a collab with DalvCo. they both wanted non-human clones from green stuff. they got it, and now luthor's sitting on some unpretty information.
he promptly shoves vlad under the bus, which is rapidly becoming less of a bus and more a trainwreck.
the league is surprised this happened, but goes with it.
the US governemnt is still trying to deny, deny, deny.
it's at this point that the JL gets themselves together. they don't know if the papers by Drs fenton are biased, or if ecto entities really are mindless creatures bent on destruction.
constantine says they're biased. green lantern concurs.
they decide to summon an ecto entity and find out what is going on.
danny is pretty stressed. it's a stressful situation. he's on break for the first time since they got a solution to this problem. he's not gonna answer a summoning. he has people to do that for him.
so they don't get the ghost king.
but they do get-
dani. and jazz. at the same time.
maximum possible psychic damage.
in the room at the watchtower is the big 3, green lantern, martian manhunter, flash, constantine, zatanna, raven, and black canary (legends of tomorrow experience? cool headed? there for arrow who is busy?).
dani doesn't like superman. he treats clones badly. jazz doesn't like batman, see Arkham.
dani doesn't know who c, z, raven, or bc are. jazz kinda knows of them, but not well.
so the actual negotiations go down with WW and MM.
they have a lot of questions. dani (abomination form) introduces jazz (basic looking human) as a princess of the realms. jazz says that the Acts are real, the realms want war, go suck a creamsickle (that was dani), they want restitution for the lives lost from the GIW.
then they leave the JL wondering who the GIW are.
someone (LoA) manages to hack the watchtower and post the meeting online as soon as it happens. or maybe they livestreamed it on Switch.
my spamblr, the result of my space buying tumblr in 1999, gains its first sexy women (jazz). jazz/WW fiction springs up on AOL3 overnight.
the GIW goes public. they try to push the envelop of ghosts being non-sentient. they try to use jazz being ambassador for that meeting to help their case. the JL is fighting accuations, but they are being pidgeon holed into siding with the GIW by the media.
it's at this point that things go from trainwreck to airplane runway crash.
dalvco and luthor are in a lawsuit. the usgov is under pressure from everyone. people are calling for impeachment of the president. the GIW is getting raided and having their evil posted online. the drs fentons are absent (in the ghost zone, either being evil or having mimosas with pandora). ra's is trying to use new knowledge of the Pits to reanimate tim's spleen. the JL is under constant fire. everyone who has ever had a malicious opinion about super or meta control is getting new platforms. danny can't use his intimate knowledge of what's going on to write his essays for school.
the world is galvanized. there are calls to action. liminals of Amity Prak come forward. you could be liminal too! the Acts get repealed. the GIW gets cleaned out, all prisoners rescued. the realms get restituition. the meta protection acts get expanded.
people will learn about phantom, the superhero. the dead boy who saved them all when the JL didn't answer amity's calls. the JL comes under more fire. they lose funding, defund the police style. for maximum chaos, this can be when the miraculous ladybug crossover starts.
phantom gets a bajillion features on true crime podcasts. tucker keeps sending links to the episodes to them. sam will never admit it, but she listens to them.
but things will never, ever be the same. arguably it's a bad end. but...
black canary restructures arkham from what jazz said to batman in that meeting. many of the rogues get actual help. the joker is transfered to a supermax. he never escapes again. nightwing takes the discowing costume back up in celebration.
vlad loses the lawsuit, and uses his powers to get one over on luthor, who has a mind control suggestion implanted to (amongst other things) never be able to work on these projects again.
there is greater transparancy in superhero work. this makes some people start social programs for villians who have a point. it works for a few of them. the JL is cleared up to handle more extraterrestriel threats, not leaving the burden on one person alone in the cities. the child sidekicks have less work.
amanda waller is fired. ironically, she had nothing to do with any of this, but people assume that she did. either way, everyone agrees it's deserved.
the league of assassins makes a lot of money. they get hired a lot in turbulent times.
disney, which is utterly unchanged in this dimension, makes a documentary about everything. they get dani in for an interview. it's in very bad taste. there is at least one death pun and CGI'd animal.
danny graduates.
clockwork smiles.
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Passive Aggressive Cap goes viral with the media. Because of Marvel's passive aggressive remarks and body language to cops, why? Well who knows! (for the citizens atleast.)
Captain Marvel getting interviewed during a JL fight, with absolute chaos happening in the background.
News Reporter: Uh, Mr. Marvel are you really okay with not joining that uh fight over there. Seems a bit rough?
Captain Marvel: Oh, no it's fine. I will only have to join the fight when pigs start to fly-!
Him getting cut off by a cop getting flew into a building right beside him. (Don't worry the cops fine.) And everybody's just so sure they saw a vein slightly pop out on Marvel's forehead before quickly disappearing.
Captain Marvel: Welp! Guess I said something way too soon, sorry we had to cut this interview short. I have to step in-
he now quickly flew over to the fight. Another one is.
Captain Marvel, standing next to a cop getting interviewed once again after defeating a monster, terrorizer or whatever fits the bunch.
News reporter: Oh I have a question for you Mr. Marvel! What do you think of America's current law and order, along with the current justice system placed!
Captain Marvel: I thi-
Some police man standing next to Captain: I'll take this question. He means that he's happy with the current system, alto-
As the cop continued to answer HIS question he only shot a look of pure annoyance, violence, and HATE with the same smile he had before he got cut off. It went viral of course, and became society's favorite reaction photo whenever something pisses them off.
#dc#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#billy batson#shazam#captain marvel#detective comics#fawcett city#fawcett comics#fawcett#justice league
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I want to read more comics and fanfics about Cap/Billy being a respected member of the hero community.
But at the SAME TIME, I want to read something where his attempts to make friends is seen as too eager or boyish and heâs ostracized, so as he grows up he understands that he needs to dial it down. He begins backing off and letting people do their own thing. He doesnât try to hang out with the younger hero teams, but makes it clear that heâs always there if they need him, because heâs a sweetie. He talks less with JL members, not significantly, but just so heâs not talking way more than he has to.
Everyoneâs noticed. They are worried.
Billy grows up, gets reunited with his sister, connects more with his Whiz Radio coworkers, gets along with the Bromfields, meets and connects with other Fawcett heroes and finally gets his own apartment(with illegal means but shush I guarantee you someone else has done much worse). Heâs getting his life together day by day and heâs more sure of himself.
Heavy on Fawcett heroes btw. They clock him being CCâs kid immediately. What do you mean the JL doesnât like him? Whatâs their problem with our boy��?
Little subtleties with other heroes⌠Because why is Cap not talking to me anymore? Why do I have to steer the conversation?
Did I do something wrong?
Did I fuck up?
Was I too mean?
He just wants to hang out. Isnât that what being part of a team is?
He just wants to be friends like the rest of us are.
Cue young and older heroes alike trying their damn hardest to get Cap to join them for a game night or gossip session or joint mission where there doesnât need to be a joint mission and Billy is just confuzzled.
Heâs busy, sorry! (Heâs cleaning up the radio station for a birthday party)
Something came up, you know how schedules can be. (Mary wants him to see his first opera. Billy is a yes man)
A friend of mine needs some help! Really sorry, I wish I could! (Ebenezer is about to die. He wants to watch the moment the light leaves his eyes. No, Mary, he doesnât need therapy. No Freddy, he doesnât need a hug rightâfuck it, give him a hug)
Because even without knowing, the her community watched him grow up. And, like adult figures and parents in a childâs life, they miss the way things used to be. It confuses them, especially the younger heroes.
Oh, then an identity reveal happens and everything makes so much sense and they all feel so so so bad but Billyâs like âHey, itâs no big deal! Everyone gets busy! And Iâve got lots of other friends to confide in!â
He says this with a smile on his face but it sounds like an insult. Now the JL and younger heroes are grappling with the fact that this whole time theyâve just been parental figures who miss when their kid was clingyđĽş
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LOL, TOO BAD. Freddyâs taking him to a game tonight. Heâs got front row seats and extra cotton candy coupons! Suck on that!
#billy batson#captain marvel#shazam#dc#justice league#just a little something I just thought of#based off of how heâs treated in the yj cartoon#mary batson#freddy freeman#bulletman#squadron of justice#dc comics
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