#i hate gay people smh...

[yellowistheraddest]

GET PLAYED FRENCH BOY!!!

[frost-bitten]

bro that's so gay stop it bro

[pidginhole]

“Do not forget my heartbeat on the right.”

[notreallygerardway]

@lonelymoonlight-mp3 and @escapetheinevitable you fuckers are the reason I’m homophobic <3

[foxedfriend]

9-1-1 || 7x04

here before buddie canon!! 😜😜

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also currently listening to bad omens by 5sos and that exactly describes how i feel about this.

[crippling-pages]

Have you ever seen a fic thats like... all gay. I'm not saying this in a bad way, because honestly its kinda funny to me when I see a fic with only gay couples. Literally everyone is gay. No one is bi or pan (i mean sometimes but mostly not), they're just gays and lesbians. And there's like no plot too. Its just a gay couple chilling with another gay couple.

And honestly if you've written something like this you have my respect.

[gaylittleguys]

I hate it when people make posts or whatever like ‘ugh 🙄 I can’t believe I’m a MAN 🤢🤮 I grew up thinking I was woman and women are so great and pretty and I’m just a gross stinky man ew’ like ok. speak for yourself I love being a man it fucking rules. trans masculinity is awesome. you sound like you need to sort those feelings out for yourself dude.

[cream-and-tea]

grrrr mandatory word counts i hate you i hate you

[vonlipvig]

everytime an artist mentions the word 'gay' in a song without fail people will be like 'huh???? but they're straight??' or 'is this queerbaiting? 🤔' and that's because nobody can listen to a full song because context is the devil.

[eileensdress]

Nothings funnier than Hannibal and Will giggling and kicking their feet in that fuckin art museum in Florence they finally chose Gay And Evil and just celebrated in public

[buggbuzz]

never trust a couple on april fools btw

[todayisafridaynight]

just watched Taboo (Gohatto) that anon here was talkin bout and i get legal rights to talk about it on this blog because takeshi kitano (hirose) plays hijikata in the movie

[clottedcreamtea]

yeah so i made a little interlude in order for the next chapter to make sense.

ALSO IM POSTING THIS ON AO3 NOW!!! I'm just also posting it here to make hype :) or something

enjoy this silly small excerpt

...(The Proposal)

"I’m surprised she said no.”

Custard Cookie and Mille-feuille Cookie had sent their children to bed, deciding to return to the bay outside of Oyster Manor, conversing with each other about the great argument they had just endured. 

The vanilla-scented elder huffed a laugh from his cream beard. “Yes, well, that’s Oyster Cookie. A blackmailing politician with morals.”

“Ha! You don’t hear that every day, do you?”

The pair sat in silence, watching the ships sail across the rolling sea.

After a few moments of letting the sea salt breeze cross her face, Mille-feuille Cookie began to smile and spoke, “Financier Cookie would agree to a proposal.”

Custard Cookie turned sharply to his fellow elder, unconvinced she was being serious. “Would she?”

The dark-haired elder nodded. “I spoke to her just before bed, telling her how honorable the act would be!” Mille-feuille Cookie laughed heartily. “She’d do anything I asked of her. She is the most loyal paladin in all the Republic. Nearly acting like a lost cake hound looking for an owner to rely on!”

Custard Cookie grinned, but it soon faded when he remembered his son’s qualms with the proposal. “Clotted Cream Cookie has quite the infatuation with Oyster Cookie’s prodigy… I worry that it ventures past the boundaries of a mere bond between friends.”

Mille-feuille Cookie scoffed and waved a hand in dismissal. “Oh, please. That young Cookie is an effeminate excuse for an heir to the throne. I heard a rumor that he isn’t even Oyster Cookie’s real son!”

There was a long pause between the pair.

“An illegitimate son, you say?” Custard Cookie was intrigued.

“Mhmm. Have you never heard the legend of the knight’s son?” Mille-feuille Cookie adjusted her cream-colored shawl to avoid the growing breeze.

“Is it popular?”

“It’s popular with the lower city. The Cookies below us like to believe in Cinderella Cookie stories so that they can have hope that they, too, will achieve fame and fortune as we have.”

“What is the legend anyway?” Custard Cookie pressed.

“In simple terms, a couple of Cookies from the Dark Cacao Kingdom could not raise the child, so they sent him away to a promising nation, dropping him off at a doorstep of a Cookie who looked as though she could take care of him.”

Another pause. Waves crashed and birds cried in the evening air. 

“What are you trying to say, elder Mille-feuille Cookie?”

“I am simply providing a guarantee that Clotted Cream Cookie will not say no to the proposal. If he truly values Royal Milk Tea Cookie as deeply as you believe he does, he will do anything to protect the Oyster heir and his family’s reputation.”

Mille-feuille Cookie was right. Sure, it was immoral, but Clotted Cream Cookie was a pawn to be played with, not a sentimental family member to consider the feelings of. To ensure that House Custard remained at the top throughout the years to come, elder Custard Cookie would have to find some way to simply become more powerful, and joining two houses was the perfect plan.

After letting her colleague stir in the plot, Mille-feuille Cookie spoke once more, “I believe we have an agreement, do we not?” 

“Yes. I will discuss it with Clotted Cream Cookie in the morning. He won’t be happy with having to marry the young bodyguard as opposed to his close friend.”

“Oh, posh. Many of us have sat in marriage deemed miserable for years just to get where we are now. He shall learn to do the same or he is not fit to become the Consul of the Republic.”

The two turned to each other, providing a simple handshake and a nod before turning to leave, and returning to their homes.

[bumblingbeezzz]

Nvm I was wrong, idiots like this still exist

[yezzyyae]

This is insanity! You are not born gay smh your DNA does not have a chromosome that equals being gay, bi, or trans! White people always trying to make sh*t up being gay is from your environment just like heterosexual people are attracted to certain type of people from the environment & seeing other people. So gay, bi, & trans people are that way from their environment nobody is born gay, bi, or trans please stop the fucking madness.

And I wish people stop thinking they have to announce it then get mad when people stereotype them as the “gay feminist male” or the “hard butch dyke” smh being gay, bi, or trans is not a personality trait! Like why say “ima gay hairdresser” wtf does that even mean I am confused! Now being gay, bi, or trans is in people DNA that’s worst that cancer being in your DNA when in reality cancer is caused from the environment too. Smh I hate America!

[mechatiqe]

"Kazuichi, I wish to conduct an...experiment of sorts. You will protest, but it is rather hard to miss that you are drawn to me, in whatever way that may be, and yet you insist you hold no attraction towards men. I believe we should settle this, once and for all. I propose a trial: For the length of a week, we will 'date', in whatever way you wish to read this as. We will treat each other as partners so we may see how such a concept makes you feel when put into practice. as opposed to mere verbal theory."

The sound of a wrench hitting the ground was the first response, as a furious blush took over the mechanic’s face. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck just happened?? Why did the other drop THAT out of the blue??? And so casually??????

“W-wha…” he stammered, before whipping around to properly face the other. “WHERE DID THAT COME FROM???? W-WHAT… I-I…” He shook his head, before pointing a shaky finger at the other. “ARE YOU NUTS?? IF WE DO THAT PEOPLE WILL THINK… W-WE’RE A C-CO… COU… T-THEY’LL THINK I’M GAY!! I-I’M NOT GAY!! NO EXPERIMENT IS NEEDED!!”