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— Arthur Miller, The Crucible
#wtf man 😭#if you’re reading this and you know me no you don’t and you never saw this#I’d love to text this fucker again and have what we had before but I’d rather sleep in a burning building before I ever actually did it#I miss you but not enough to relive the nonsense that was us#forever living in the what ifs
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I do not lack joy and whimsy smh I have a bunch of little guys (trinkets) that are both joy and whimsical
@lonelymoonlight-mp3 and @escapetheinevitable you fuckers are the reason I’m homophobic <3
#punk 57 is literally the best book of all times (loosely) and you should totally read it bc it is really fun and infuriating#it’s you guys but not gay :D#also fuck off dude he thought he was gonna end up kermiting die or falling fully off the grid and didn’t want to hurt her#he also was upset that she had lied to him and in real life she was the person they hated the most in life#but that’s also the beauty of it because she could be ‘real’ with him in the letters when she was too scared to be out loud#he also didn’t want to tell her because he knew that he didn’t live up to her expectations of him na she was trying to keep the promise#that SHE made him make and feared that if he ‘broke it’ that she would stop talking to him and he loved her so much that he couldn’t fathom#the thought of ever loosing her over something he had inherent control over#modern day Romeo and Juliet but better
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No <3
@lonelymoonlight-mp3 and @escapetheinevitable you fuckers are the reason I’m homophobic <3
#you love me you just dared me to ask people how tall bald eagles are and I did it of that doesn’t show true love I don’t know what the fuck#is anymore and that means love is dead#also this apps a bitch it cut me off mid type like a dick#at least you guys aren’t dumbass 1 and 2 (you know who I’m talking about) and we don’t have to lock you in a room to be normal#(as if you fuckers are normal smh)#let’s go to England and meet good ole lover boy
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#time to get off tinder for a while uh wtf man#should I swipe right on Gibby?#didn’t know he was 6’1#for my American friends that’s about 2 bald eagles#for my European friends that’s about 74 tea cups
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@lonelymoonlight-mp3 and @escapetheinevitable you fuckers are the reason I’m homophobic <3
#but like not homophobic in the ah gay people way but is the eh gay people#someone just played the fucking cocomelon theme song near me at 1143 at night#also for all intensive purposes this is a joke don’t cancel me#pls fuckers don’t#you motherfuckers are almost the fucking plot of Penelope Duglous’s punk 57 and I hate you guys for that smh
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what if i took a picture of you right now and posted it and fully doxxed you what then
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also i hope you fall in the pool
I’d take your dumbass with me like you said we both go down
#don’t you worry you shall go for a lovely little swim soon and you will NOT be taking me with you#also if I do fall I’d come give you a hug#or spread propaganda that you pushed me and go cry to your mom
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Oh fuck off you wanna kiss me sooooo bad
Why is tumblr being a bitch
my blog's just too cool for you to handle smh try being less of a loser next time you fucking NEEEEEERD
#jackass#maybe Kaz is better smh#do I need to pull back out the diagram#you think I’m sooooooooooo cool stfu
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pretty sky pics from the other night (best thing thats ever happened to me)
(shoutout to @notreallygerardway for taking pics bc my phone was fucking dead <3)
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@tiredstressedemotionalmess this could be us but “you’re not gay”😒
#no im not gonna do this like a real person#you don’t love me#you hate me and want me to die#I’d marry you any day#we almost cuddled#until the guy said playing music was exercise#you’re supposed to love me#it’s ok tho
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UM ACTUALLY…..WERE MARRIED AND THIS IS A WEIRD WAY TO FIND OUT THERES ANOTHER MAN!!!!
are you and caffeineecold actually dating?
no actually thats my husband we're soulmates bound through infinity by the stars (i cant date him because hes british </3)
#idfightthebritishforyoumf#kazihavenobeefwithyou#yokazweshouldtotallytalk(weregonnaendupmarriedtothesamesleepdeprivedfuck)#icantbelievetheresanother#umactuallyiminyourbed#theresnospacesinthetagsbcfuckspaces
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THEIR NEW SINGLES ARE SO STUPIDLY FUCKING GOOD AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS ITHER WISE BUT AHHHHHH
“frozen is the green day of disney, and frozen two is their 2012 album- not bad but definitely not good” - my friend like ten minutes into the frozen soundtrack
#frozen three better be fucking amazing of else I will not fucking hesitate to riot and cryyyyyyyyyy
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YES its a knife in my pocket, AND im happy to see you. both can be true.
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