#i don’t know what’s worse

[a-great-tragedy]

I don’t know what this is but I’m gonna do it while I’m on my break.

10 notes and I’ll write 5,000 words

50 notes and I’ll take care of my garden

100 notes and I’ll ask my mom about therapy

500 notes and I’ll fix my sleep schedule

1,000 notes and I’ll run a marathon

2,000 notes and I’ll make a slide presentation about the marauders era and show it to a friend or family member

There are no rules to this, so do whatever you want :)

[pettytiredandjewish]

Not me rewatching this movie series (that we shall not name) so that I can critique it harshly (it’s so bad that it’s not even funny) keep an eye out for more updates cuz I will definitely update

[my-hyperfixations]

Guys what if Akutagawa forgot about his promise. WHAT IF HE FORGOT ABOUT HIS PROMISE

[gravehags]

personally i think i should be direct deposited $10,000 every time i don’t commit an act of knife violence while driving :) anyway hazel rubbed her face on my fupa so it’s fine we’re fine

[stokesy55]

Make it stop. I’m not ready 😭😭

[rabiesofficial]

I post Reddit posts and the haters point and laugh at me and say, “this is fake. Don’t you know this is fake. This is soooo fake.” When i could be a buzzfeed writer making listicles explaining an AITA post with meme gifs from 2012 punctuated in between “witty” remarks.

[shmothman]

and now, for the first time in a few months, i must say: i got work tomorrow 😔

[the-endless-storm]

What the fuck?

[haloeffect]

Crying? Over a boy? On Valentine’s Day? This might as well be happening right now

[nightcrow712]

Every time I remember this picture I took I don’t know whether to laugh or cry

never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

[blaqcats-fics]

been thinking about jason being petty towards bruce. like, oh, you spend time with your other kids, but not me? tire privileges revoked! it would be over stupid shit too.

like there’s one time bruce decides to take damien to the movies, and jason is just beside himself.

like the conversation would be like:

JASON: So, let me get this straight—you took Damian to a movie.

BRUCE: He asked.

JASON: Oh, and I wouldn’t have wanted to see Kung Fu Panda 4 with you?!

BRUCE: You were busy.

JASON: Busy taking down a cartel. Which, by the way, I learned from you. I deserve quality time!

BRUCE: Jason—

JASON: No. No excuses. You’ll learn.

Jason storms off. Five minutes later, an alert pops up on the Batcomputer.

BATCOMPUTER: Warning: Batmobile rear tires have been removed.

BRUCE: …Jason.

Cut to Jason outside, rolling two Batmobile tires away, cackling.

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

[m4sc4r4]

There is little that annoys me more than the snotty, pretentious, self-important paragraphs that adults on the internet love to direct at the faceless children they imagine are clinging to their every word.

You’re lecturing to the air. All that talk and you’re nothing but a pearl-clutching school-psa at best and a big scary dickhead chasing people off your proverbial lawn with a broom shouting “shoo! shoo!!” at worst.

[cowsnotcrows]

more lesbingqiu lol

they have a scheduled cuddle time where sqq gets to rant about the novel she’s reading and Binghe gets to stare at her while going insane. And then they kiss <3

Binghe is very normal about her wife 🥰

Here’s the doodles from Binghe’s thought bubble. I thought they were silly :]

[fedora-lloyd]

my last half a braincell told me to make whatever this is

[stars-obsession-pit]

Aftermath.

It was an unfortunate truth of reality that heroes were oftentimes a reactive force. They could only respond to what they knew about.

So whenever the heroes uncovered an illegal lab, it typically had a history. Experiments that had been performed there already. Horrors no one in their right mind would want to bear witness to.

But someone had to go through all those records left behind. To risk the worst of humanity’s crimes in search of any potential clues. Often, they found little that was useful. Maybe some closure for the families of the missing, at most. But sometimes, sometimes they did find things. Their work could save lives.

That didn’t change the fact that few in their departments lasted long, and even fewer could ever sleep soundly.

The man took a deep breath and attempted to steel himself. He knew it wouldn’t help.

He clicked on the file anyway.

GIW Research Logs, Project HLFA, subject DP-01, Experiment #0001.