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this is very difficult to read, but from all reports, Yarden has given this approval, because he wants the world to hear it.

The IDF says Hamas terrorists murdered children Ariel and Kfir Bibas “with their bare hands” weeks after their kidnapping on Oct. 7, 2023.

“We can confirm that baby Kfir Bibas, just 10 months old, and his older brother Ariel, aged four, were both brutally murdered by terrorists while being held hostage in Gaza no later than November 2023. These two innocent children were taken hostage alive, along with their mother, Shiri, from their home on October 7, 2023,” IDF Spokesman Rear Adm. Daniel Hagari says:

“Contrary to Hamas’s lies, Ariel and Kfir were not killed in an airstrike. Ariel and Kfir Bibas were murdered in cold blood by terrorists,” he says. “The terrorists did not shoot the two young boys — they killed them with their bare hands. Afterwards, they committed horrific acts to cover up these atrocities. This assessment is based on forensic findings and intelligence that supports these conclusions. We have shared this intelligence and the forensic findings with our partners around the world so they can verify it.”

Says Hagari: “The entire world must know exactly how the Hamas terrorist organization operates. Ariel and Kfir were murdered, and then yesterday, their bodies were returned in a cynical and cruel ceremony in Gaza. Shiri Bibas, who was meant to be returned with her children to Israel as part of the agreement, was not returned by Hamas. Hamas lied and violated the agreement.

“The body that Hamas falsely claimed was Shiri’s was not hers, nor was it any other hostage. Instead, Hamas sent over the body of an unidentified woman. This is yet more evidence of Hamas’s barbaric cruelty.”

He says Israel demands that Shiri Bibas be returned to Israel swiftly.

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I saw a similar post but the options weren't as comprehensive so I thought I'd make my own. I know we all need something lighthearted right now.

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i'm gonna be real with you kitten, the universalization of the Holocaust by leftists is scaring the shit out of daddy

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Lowkey almost had a full on panic attack today at work when 3 ex coworkers who got fired showed up (one of them being my stalker…) and it turns out my stalker was trying to volunteer again at my job… holy shit I’m so glad I have two wonderful and loving bosses (who went mama bear mode) and made it where my stalker would never volunteer here again

Edit (and to add on…) I almost got jumped on my way home so that was awesome…. I hate it here sometimes

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🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

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the news from last night really went under the radar in the jumblr tag, but i want to emphasis that hamas wanted us to start the morning with the absence of shiri's body, then have at least 5 buses explode at 9 and 10 am with bombs planted by hamas' tulkarem brigade (from the west bank), which probably would've killed dozens of people.

those buses exploded empty, in their parking lots, last night, by complete fucking luck, because the timers were set to 9-10pm instead of am. (to be precise, 3 exploded and burnt completely, and 2 were found parked with bombs in them.)

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People love dead Jews.

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I cannot believe some young woke leftist bitch just straight up told me murdering Jewish children is ok because it's for the "greater good." Holy shit do you people hear yourselves. When will you stop pretending not to be Neo Nazis because it's getting ridiculous.

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It feels like non Jewish people are all silent about the news :A Mother, her two babies and an elderly man were kidnapped and then killed in captivity. Simply for being Jewish .I can’t take it anymore.

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Fuck…. I don’t even know what to say…

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It feels like non Jewish people are all silent about the news :A Mother, her two babies and an elderly man were kidnapped and then killed in captivity. Simply for being Jewish .I can’t take it anymore.

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Suddenly it’s working again buts it’s still weird that it wasn’t loading certain songs…

So I don’t know how to explain this but for some reason Apple Music (on my end) is suddenly not working for certain songs (explicit music and lgbtq+ songs) but i have no problem with listening to non explicit music and other songs….

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So I don’t know how to explain this but for some reason Apple Music (on my end) is suddenly not working for certain songs (explicit music and lgbtq+ songs) but i have no problem with listening to non explicit music and other songs….

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I love all of y’all!

i love jews.

i love israelis. i love Mizrahi jews. i love Sephardic jews i love chassidic jews i love Ashkenazi jews i love black jews i love asian jews i love latino jews i love Ethiopian jews i love zionist jews i love cishet jews i love queer jews i love jews i love jews i love jews!!!!!

hey! jewish person reading this!!!!!! i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you

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Another one to add to the block and report list y’all

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Watching pretty woman, eating Brooklyn black and white cookies, and writing smut

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Compromised

(Note from the author: As I promised, here is a one-shot for y'all! I will be crossposting it onto A03 later on. I hope you enjoy it and please share it with your friends! Also if you are a Bishova fan then you would like this a lot. Enjoy!)

Olena Petrova was having so much fun right now. A few hours ago, while she was camped out in her tiny living room, going over old case files that her dorogoy had given her earlier that morning, she received a call from her older sister’s partner- Alex Petrova-Lopez. Alex had called to inform her about a tipoff that they had just received while they were dealing with someone who had just been arrested for possessing and smuggling illegal tech.

The guy that they were interrogating claimed that he worked for Victor Ivanov and that Victor had sent a big shipment of illegal drugs and tech to one of his many warehouses right outside of Monument City. This piqued Olena’s interest. She was currently working on a very difficult case with her dorogoy that involved Victor buying and selling illegal goods to other crimelords throughout the city. If this tip was true, then it would help her and her dorogoy out big time with cracking this case. And possibly be a step closer for them to send Victor to prison. 

Olena smiled darkly at the whimpering man in front of her. The man was tied up to a metal fold-up chair that was placed next to a large gaping hole- right in the middle of an old and abandoned warehouse that belonged to Victor. Olena slowly raised her bloody dagger, causing the man to flinch. “This is the last time that I will ask nicely Mr. Ryder,” Olena coldly said. Her dark blue eyes flickered quickly over to his beat-up face. “Where is it? And don’t lie to me. I don’t like liars.” 

The man gulped loudly, causing him to choke and cough out blood. The red liquid splattered across the bottom half of his face and onto the collar of his black shirt. “I won’t tell you shit, you fucking bitch!” He managed to hurl out. Olena just raised an eyebrow at the man. “Welp, I tried to do this nicely, but I guess that won’t work on you. I hope you like pain Mr. Ryder because that is the only thing that you will be feeling when I’m finished with you.”

Olena quickly turned around and headed towards a table that was covered in various tools, chains, and knives. She ran a gloved hand lightly across a thick rope of chain- a small sadistic smirk played on her lips. “Where should I start,” she quietly asked herself. “We have a lot of options for you. Should I make the choice or should I let you decide?” She then turned her head around so that she could look at the man who was now looking deathly pale. “What’s wrong Mr. Ryder? Are you afraid? You did have another option but you fucked that up.”

Before the man could give a response, a loud ringing noise broke the tension. Olena let out a frustrated groan and said “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.” She quickly pulled out her cell phone- from one of her many pockets and answered it. “Natashka, what do you want? I’m kind of busy right now. I’m interrogating this podonok and-” Olena’s eyes widened with shock. Her hand gripped the phone tighter. “What do you mean? How did this happen? You were supposed to- of course she pulled that stunt.” Olena sighed.

“Where are you? Okay, I’ll head over there now. How bad is it- fuck. That’s bad. Okay- give me a few seconds to wrap up here and then I’ll head out. Call Alex and tell them that I have a present for them at the old warehouse near port number four. It’s the one that looks like it could topple over any minute now. No- not that one! Damn it, it’s the one where I caught you guys fucking in the car- don’t give me that attitude Natalia. I’m hanging up now- see you in a bit.” 

Olena hung up and put her phone back into her pocket. “Well, today must be your day Mr. Ryder,” Olena stared blankly near the man. “Something came up and I have to take care of a… personal matter. But don’t worry,” she said. “I’ll make sure that someone comes and picks you up. It could take a while though…” Olena turned back around. “I would get comfortable. Maybe take a small nap?”

Olena stifled a groan as she sat up. Her ribs burned with pain and her left ankle was throbbing. She knew that her dorogoy could fight but damn- she forgot how ruthless she could be. She carefully shifted to her right- being mindful of her wounds and saw that the woman in question was sprawled out across the gravel-covered roof, knocked out cold. She flinched at the sight. “Sorry about that, detka- but I had to do something before you hurt anyone else or yourself,” Olena apologized before slowly making her way over to her dorogoy. 

“I’m sure that she’ll forgive you russkaya. She had no control over herself- I’m pretty damn sure that she’ll be thanking you for stopping her,” Natalia Petrova-Lopez said as she came out of the shadows. “Holy shit! Where the fuck did you come from?” Olena let out a loud and startled yelp. Natalia smirked down at her sister as she tucked her hands into her pants pockets. “I have my ways malen'kiy. Now come on, let's get out of here. Alex is waiting for us in the car.” Olena nodded her head and carefully got to her feet. 

“You need help?” Natalia asked in a worried tone when she noticed the pained look on her sister's face. Olena shook her head no. “I’ll be fine. Not my first rodeo. Focus on her- you’ll have to carry her out of here. I can handle myself.” Natalia looked unsure but nodded her head. “Okay, but if you change your mind let me know. I can carry both of you with no problem.” Olena raised an eyebrow. “Really because the other day you were complaining about-” 

“Nope, we are so not discussing that. Especially right now. We have to go,” Natalia rushed out as her face flushed red with embarrassment. “Whatever you say, my dear sister,” Olena said, “but don’t complain to me about being sore cuz I don’t want to hear it- you starushka.” Natalia whipped her head at her sister. Her eyes narrowed. “Watch it you suka.” Olena just cackled maniacally. 

The younger woman continued to cackle like the maniac she was while the trio made their way down the flights of stairs. When the trio finally reached the car, Alex gave Natalia a confused look when they noticed that Olena was still laughing. “Is she okay?” Alex gruffed out while opening the back door. Natalia rolled her eyes. “Ignore her. I’m pretty sure that she suffered some sort of head injury after fighting Willow.” 

Alex chuckled as they assisted Natalia with putting a knocked-out Willow into the back seat of the car. “Alright, you little gremlin,” Alex said to Olena as they threw their arm around the younger woman’s shoulder. “You want to sit next to Willow and keep an eye on her?” Olena, who finally calmed down, nodded her head. “Yeah- but just to be safe, do you have any handcuffs? I’m not sure when the drug will fully leave her system.” 

“Yeah, I have a pair. Give me a sec,” Alex said as they went to the front passenger side. “Make sure that they weren’t used during your guy’s play time-” Natalia slapped Olena on the back of the head, while Alex choked out a laugh. “What! I’m just saying- stop hitting me! Alex- your wife is hurting me!” Olena yelled out as she quickly ducked down before Natalia could hit her again. 

It was early morning when Willow Kaplin finally woke up. She let out a painful moan when she felt her stomach lurch inside. Carefully, she rolled onto her side and curled up into a tight ball. The bedroom door quietly opened and Willow could hear the soft sound of someone walking towards the bed. It was Olena. “How are you feeling, dorogoy?” Olena whispered as she sat down right next to Willow. A warm hand gently brushed away the hair that covered Willow’s flushed face.

Willow groaned and curled up even tighter. “I feel like shit,” Willow croaked out. “What happened?” Olena cupped Willow’s cheek and rubbed her thumb over the feverish skin. “A lot has happened,” Olena said after a moment's pause. “I’ll tell you later, once you feel better. But for now, let me focus on your well-being. Do you need anything? Freshwater, tea, medicine-” Willow grabbed Olena’s hand that was cupping her cheek and squeezed it tightly. “Could you- could you lay down with me? I just need some cuddles,” Willow shyly asked.

Olena smiled softly and nodded her head. “Of course you can have cuddles, dorogoy.” Olena leaned down to press a soft kiss on Willow’s head before she stood up. She quickly took her baggy shirt off- leaving her in a black sports bra, and kicked off her sweat pants- leaving her in a pair of heart-shaped pattern boxers that she had stolen from Willow, and made her way to the other side of the bed. 

Once Olena was in the bed, she curled up against her dorogoy- pulling the blankets over them. She wrapped her arm around Willow’s waist and pulled herself closer so that she was flushed against the younger woman’s body. Willow let out a soft moan. “Thank you,” Willow muttered as she grabbed Olena’s hand and held tightly onto it like it was a lifeline. Olena pressed a long kiss onto Willow’s bare shoulder. “It’s no problem moya lyubov'. Rest now, okay? If you need anything, just let me know,” Olena said as she tucked her head into the back of Willow’s neck. 

Willow smiled softly as she nodded her head. She didn’t reply. Instead, she curled up closer to her lover and closed her eyes. Once she is better, she’ll ask Olena what happened, but for now- she’s going enjoy this moment with her lover. Olena gave one last nuzzle into Willow’s warm neck, before she too, closed her eyes for a small nap. Before drifting off to sleep, she whispered a quick prayer to Hashem- thanking them for protecting Willow and asking that they continue to watch over them while they sleep.

The End