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been really sick this week so I drew some Shens to cheer myself up 🤒

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something very indulgent i drew for myself

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collecting poly ships across every fandom I join like trading cards. two people are not enough I need everyone holding hands and kissing and being gay.

Extra points if they’re all doomed by the narrative <3

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HOMESTEADER LQG YES YES YES!!!!!

He should live predominantly off of hunting until one day he gets really sick from lack of diversity in his diet (No Liu Qingge, you cannot actually survive on a red meat diet)

And then of course his best friend Shen Yuan has to nurse him back to health! It’s what friends are for!

And, I’m sure he would appreciate SY starting a garden for him on the homestead so that something like this wouldn’t happen again! Chickens would also be a good investment, they’re a very reliable source of food even during winter.

Oh, but LQG probably wouldn’t know how to take care of all of those additions, and SY is still worried about his health! Of course he’d stay around the homestead for a few weeks days helping his friend out!

Everything goes smoothly until one day there’s a once-every-decade storm and the only road for miles to get to the homestead is is completely cut off by a mudslide. They’re able to contact LMY and apparently it’s going to take /months/ to get that road operational again.

They’re going to be stuck on the homestead through winter.

Alone.

And there’s only one bed

Never make Liu Qingge a cop in a modern AU fic ever again. I want him either a fire fighter or those lone wolf survivors who lives in the woods in a cabin they made by hand and constantly chopping wood with an axe, punching tigers and showing you how to start a cooking fire in 5 different ways. Maybe he forages or maybe he dies from poisoning idk, but he definitely hunts and roasts his own meats

idk anything about survival shows actually but I know they memorise like,,, 200 types of rope knots and look at bears sometimes. And make like,,,, bowls and spoons out of tree barks and make ice cream from wood or something

He can make a vlogging career out of this and Liu Mingyan is his social media manager

Shen Yuan subscribes to him for the survival tips. The fact that sometimes Liu Qingge films himself doing stuff while he's topless has nothing to do with it obviously

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Seal pv....... I missed you

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Butchfemme jinmao bc i deserve a treat.

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"encounter with a blossom of tender death" feat. cumplane

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muah

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SQQ, being the monster enthusiast he is, would be so obsessed with Binghe's demon traits...

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As Gregor Tento awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.

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Gubgubs..ouhhh my gubgubs

I love ShadowNillaElderLily aka Wretched Polycule they’re so silly to me and my heart (I don’t know what to nickname that ship I felt evil)

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Bonus or whatever because I’m CRINGE!!! I LOVE A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM !!! IM CRINGE AND FREE MAN !!!!

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I did the Sinking Town animation meme that’s going around TikTok rn :3

Svsss is a comedy where nothing bad happens to the characters ever

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When your old and new hyperfixation is TOMORROW

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Some fat, muscular Hollyberry cause her awakened form is soon and its Pride Month. And I am. So gay. Auuauuagha I think she would fix me please dear god

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"I asked chat gpt"

Sucks for you, I asked the ceasless watcher and I now legally own your most traumatic experience

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just some moshang about to smooch