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once upon a dream.. CHILDHOOD ENCOUNTERS ִ ࣪𖤐 ִinc. riddle, azul, malleus. gn reader┊ 日长睡起无情思,闲看儿童捉柳花。。。
↻ can be taken as both platonic or romantic!
ʚ Riddle Rosehearts :the regular at the patisserie
His first encounter with you was the same day he allowed himself to taste the strawberry tarts. The sunlight shone brilliantly on the silver of the patisserie, and he remembers your smile as you entered, and remembers how desperately he wanted to feel that too. He’d see you stand on the tips of your toes and see the excited gleam in your eyes as you observed the many delicacies with eager anticipation, and would imagine the joy he would have if only he had the privileges too.
He remembers how Trey had called you over to their table, and remembers the ghastly speech you made on how blueberry tarts were better (he begs to differ, but alas). The distressing look on your face when he told you that this was his first in a shop, much less a patisserie, was a delight to see as he savoured in your agitation. Despite the harsh scoldings from his mother after, it was still undoubtedly the best afternoon he ever had.
Life was normal for him, for a while at least. That was until he started spotting unprompted appearances of strawberry tarts sitting on his bedroom windowsill. He was originally hesitant in his advances towards the dessert, but gave in to the temptations eventually. He thought it a miracle and perhaps it was his mother’s way of apologising, yet the continuous presence of a strawberry tart every Friday afternoon proved otherwise. After the third week, notes scribbled with small riddles and greetings started to emerge along with it; drawings and poems the next. Eventually, the mysterious sender attached long letters that would narrate the mishaps of their week. Slowly but steadily, he knew more and more about his mysterious benefactor, and he could readily hazard a guess at who it was.
He would have to give you his thanks the next time he sees you, if he sees you at all.
ʚ Azul Ashengrotto :the hopeless romantic by the sea
It was monday when he found his first scrap of text encased in the bottle next to his front door.
He was dismissive of it initially, deciding that it just wasn’t worth his time to be fixated on something so small, however peculiar and strange it might be. Yet despite his ignorance, the bottles— all with odd letters inside— keep appearing every week. They went from one to two, from two to three, and now as many as seven were found near the areas of his home, and as the amount of bottles increased, so did his intrigue.
Eventually, he could not help but fall victim to his curiosity. He slowly uncorked the bottle and took out the letter inside. He was half expecting for the ocean waters to ravage it, but the letter seemed to be covered in a special kind of gel to prevent it from dissipating with liquid, and this alone was enough to pique his interest even more. Materials such as this were quite rare, even in the merworld.. so how did this sender get ahold of it? Perhaps if he were to investigate further.. he might be able to find the great mage behind it.. maybe it was fate after all that brought these letters to him!
He was beyond disappointed to find that it was not indeed from a great mage, but rather from a simple lovesick human who was in a desperate search for affections. The letter did not contain a legendary spell that would transcend his existence, much to his disdain. Yet, the beautifully written words continued to captivate his attention, and he wonders how stupid someone will have to be to send such charming mail so relentlessly.. and with none of them getting sent back a reply. It’s quite sad honestly; makes him wonder how he might help this poor— wealthy— unfortunate soul.
Thankfully, the sender address was included in the letters. So naturally, he just had to take the first chance to lend his helping hand! He wasted no time to pen his return letter— the contents narrating the dealings and his terms. He decided to be the person that would write you a return letter every two weeks, on the conditions that you would partially financially support any of his forthcoming businesses. You ought to be able to.. considering the amount of madol you must’ve spent to acquire such magical gel.
That was the start for his first business affair. Time had long passed since then; now he lives in the present, where he sits back on his chair as he reminisces the past. He wonders how you’ve been doing recently, after all he hasn’t once received a letter from you, even after he informed you of his change in address.
Maybe it’s time to visit you directly.. to discuss the further terms of the contract of course.. now that you’re a important sponsor of mostro lounge.. he’s certain that he has no particular longing to continue knowing your thoughts, your emotions, and your life. It’s really not that you’re on his mind.. nor is it that he’s taken a liking to your ramblings.. it’s only that he believes there should be decent communication between client and proprietor (he still hasn’t realised himself that he had long broken the rule of replying only after two weeks).
He doesn’t want to know you at all.. or does he?
ʚ Malleus Draconia :his knight in shining armour
It was not so surprising for malleus to see your rather dense form emerge from the dark robes of night and the overly lengthened barriers of his abode; it had happened much too many times and your perseverance had far surpassed his— quite limited (as you would often comment)— expectations.
Primarily, the accidental encounters he and you share were meant to be accidental. They were only ever supposed to occur in his escapades into the neighborhooding woods, just as the first he met you. At that time, he was still blissfully unaware of your abilities to initiate forced entries upon places that you were not supposed to set foot in, but alas, the current mischievous twinkle in your demeanor only continues to prove his perception to be flawed. He watches your silhouette as you hastily tidied yourself while huffing out whispers of hello— there was something especially endearing about your ruffled state, for a reason he can’t quite put a finger on (perhaps he feels that it is akin to a secret you allowed yourself to share with him, a state where only he could know, a condition where it was suited for him to be ruffled too).
You were his secret, his escape from the crushing weight of the unbearable loneliness. You were the one flicker of color in his monochromatic life, the one who made him feel alive in this dream. Your visits to his balcony were nothing less than a miracle to him ,and so his original casual anticipations of your visits have slowly turned into something he cannot live without. It was a routine that you would come for one night every week, and you’d talk with him about mundane things in life like how your toothpaste tastes weird or how you have to do your bedsheets tomorrow. These carefree conversations are one of the few ties he has with childishness, and he relishes in it, no matter how fleeting the moments may be.
He sees your goodbye as you hop off the balcony, and he waves to you with a heavier heart than usual. He did not yet know that this would be the last he sees of you, for a very long time.
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#⊹dreams#i barfed this one out#this was written a while ago so it might not be that good lol#azul’s one was the hardest I was so scared of it being ooc#alas! here we are#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twst#twst x reader#riddle rosehearts#riddle rosehearts x reader#azul ashengrotto#azul ashengrotto x reader#malleus draconia#malleus draconia x reader#gn reader
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warrior
#ruby rose#rwby#my art#for one of my assignments where we could chose any fictional character of our liking to render#wanted to go for weiss but#sweet baby bastard is so bloody white. i am not rendering all that white. naw#might draw her on my own time lol#ruby's v7 hair still greatly confuses me lmao#the ear is so fucked up hghhhh#this could've been better but im too tired to give any more fucks hjhhhhjh#one more week sth until sem break again!!! १(>益<१)#gonna go barf out the remaining work i gotta do byee
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hey so do you guys ever think about how often Diluc is referred to as the ‘uncrowned king of Mondstadt’ since he’s like the only male heir to the noble families and like it or not, where Jean is the authority of the nation, he’s pretty much the symbolic face of Mondstadt and the values the nation projects— and despite his temperament, Diluc has learned to embrace it wholeheartedly. He’s charismatic, extremely righteous, and he blazes bright and gives the people of Mondstadt a fire that guides them in the dark, quite literally. Like he’s literally Bruce Wayne lmao
But he doesn’t want this, no, and here’s the proof- maybe he did, once upon a time, before everything happened— but he doesn’t really care about wine, he only cares about the winery because of the people in it and his father. He’s righteous but doesn’t give a damn about the rules and the knights of favonius. After what happened to him, he’s clearly a rebel at heart now, not some charming superhero who does everything expected of him, unlike before. In summary, Diluc was someone who was quite literally ready to become an (uncrowned) prince, pretty much royalty in every way except title- and on surface level, he still is, but he throws that mantle away in secret whenever he can.
And then look at Kaeya, his brother who’s always lived in his shadow. It’s easy to see that now, people don’t really project Mondstadt’s values onto Kaeya the same way they do onto Diluc, since lots of people hardly even remember that they’re brothers. And yeah people still think kaeya is reliable and nice, but also because of how Kaeya built his image after Diluc left— an excessively over the top personality that pretends to be sadistic, mean, and at the same time dripping with false charm. So despite that people still find him approachable and nice as expected of a knight, hardly anyone would call him befitting of a prince.
But Kaeya is actually so painfully and authentically ‘princely’ and kind, deep down— the way he deals with children, his fierce loyalty and willingness to protect people at all costs, his self sacrificial tendencies that most often appear for Diluc’s sake. Even the tidbits of lore we get about him scream aristocracy- his ‘ceremonial’ bladework, Alberich family secrets that reveal just how central they are to the kingdom of khaenriah. This is kinda obvious to any player who’s bothered to learn anything about kaeya, but to the characters in game, there are very few that know that side of him.
And whereas Diluc is forcibly projected the title of royalty and secretly rejects it, Kaeya was actually born into it- his family is very important to Khaenriah, and much like how he does with anything related to his past and heritage, he loudly and outwardly rejects anything to do with ‘royalty’. Diluc outwardly rejects what Kaeya shows (a darker, more ‘means justify the end’ nature), and Kaeya tries to hide what Diluc projects (a sophisticated and aristocratic upbringing).
Honestly? It’s as if they were swapped at birth. Kaeya’s real hidden nature, even after everything that happened to him, remains to be so unwavering and people-oriented, while Diluc’s true personality changed drastically over time. Not that Diluc isn’t unwavering or whatever, but Diluc mostly actively rejects relationships and prefers to do everything alone, obsessed with the idea that he doesn’t want anyone to get hurt, whereas Kaeya always, always yearns for companionship and for people to be by his side- solidarity.
Diluc is the poster image of royalty, but his brother who hides in the shadows is a real king. They complete each other, balance each other out, represent the parts that the other hides. I don’t know if hoyoverse always meant them to be that way, but damn they basically represent each other’s parts of themselves that they lost. Yin and Yang, two halves of the same whole.
#this is the longest essay I’ve barfed out in a while#kaeya#genshin impact#kaeya alberich#diluc ragnvindr#diluc genshin impact#diluc and kaeya#kaeya genshin impact#ragbros#Diluc#so anyway yeah#I’ve been thinking about them for a while#it’s really crazy#kaeya truly is a last hope#a light that will only blaze when it is needed to#a hidden symbol of khaenriahs once great power#while Diluc is a light that always blazes#but dims and does things in the dark when the situation is bad#like kill people lmao#I’m sure kaeyas killed people too tho I’m not saying ones better than the other#but this is a kaeya stan account so I still have to say kaeya solos
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day 147
psychically induced chronic illness squad
#day 147#year 4#aradia megido#sollux captor#homestuck#arasol#solluxs migraine thing is right in his introduction#but we only get like. one line from aradia in her singular conversation with rose in a5#where she mentions an 'elusive feeling of sickness' following her for her entire life#which i think you could read as like. anxiety/sense of impending doom due to upsetting psychic whispering 24/7#but when i was a kid and i felt anxious it ALWAYS manifested as a feeling of Oh I Am Going To Barf About This#to the point that i spent like a full year getting a whole barrage of medical tests trying to figure out what was wrong with my guts#turned out it was simply undiagnosed mental illness because nobody really considered that a 6 year old could have one of those#but such is life anyway catch me projecting onto these two once a fucking gain
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@sanusoweek sanuso week day 2 : fairy tale ..
#can u tell who loves rapunzel.#dis one ties into my fantasy au a lil bit....#bard usopp...#sanuso#ooohh i love drawing hair. soo much.#I HAD LIKE A RLLY SHITY SKETCH AT FIRST SO IM SORRY SANJIS FACE ISNT LIKE....VISIBLE#smth smth...seal it with a kiss...#im gonna BARF!#was going theu 20 stages of g(ay)rief while drawing this#i love them dearl.y. its so bad#black leg sanji#usopp#one piece#op#ouuugghh.......#sanuso week#sanusoweek#art#its so bad. genuinely. im obsessed.#fanart#one piece fanart#i needa draw smth where usopp comes out to the party#artists on tumblr#small artist#Yay....#fujidraws#i love drawing sanji gender af#ehmmmm...........#gayp eople
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I can’t get yurified hijack out of my brain ever ren you’ve ended me
biker hiccup x figure skater jack <3
( @jackshiccup ‘s original yurified hijack post that never leaves my brain)
#hijack#jackycup#frostcup#yuri on ice get it GET IT#in reality I saw one Pinterest outfit and I was immediately gone#yurification#I was giggling while drawing this#GIRLFRIENDS#ren’s idea of the inferno tattoo>>>#oh you know vi from arcane#her tattoos#yeah it’s that w hic but Norse themed#I would do more detail but I barfed this out
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I Swear to GOD, if I see another youtuber, say that the dragon designs in, How To Train Your Dragon are, Weird, Goofy or Ugly, I will FUCKING SCREAM!!!
It's called being Unique, Interesting and Original.
Something that 95% of other, dragon related media, can't seem to rap its head around?
I think that those people are just salty, that their preferred dragon media, doesn't have designs as cool as these.
#sorry if i sound mad (because i am)#i just really need to get this one out there#httyd#how to train your dragon#httyd meatlug#httyd stormfly#httyd barf and belch#httyd hookfang#bluebrey ramblings
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top 5 favourite until dawn characters to WRITE vs top 5 favourite until dawn characters in general (if it's different)
it is such an important distinction med, and i thank you endlessly for letting me get into it 😏
WRITING
1. flamethrower guy/the stranger/jack: this one likely shocks no one. there's just. a joy. that comes with writing an unhinged, monster-hunting hermit. he kicks doors open. he lives in a burnt out hospital full of Creatures. he's larry fessenden. he's alive in canon for roughly 5 minutes. he's the light of my life. 2. mike: probably slightly more of a surprise because i don't write him OFTEN, but i love writing mike. lovelovelove writing him. mostly because, of the ud kids, i think he's the character who talks...the most...like i do irl??? similar speech patterns, i mean - same tendency to just. say things. that do not make sense. or things that did not need to be said. 3. EMILY: again, probably a surprise because i don't write her much, but my GOD there is a freedom to writing in emily's voice asldkfjdskf she's smart. she's mean. she always has at least three insults locked and loaded in the chamber. she's also the only character in the franchise to say "understand the palm of my hand, bitch." she contains multitudes. 4. dr. hill: gotta be honest here. i went through. a lot. of schooling for psychology. okay. like. however much you think that means? it was like. twice that. and i spent a lot of time - a lot of time - listening to professionals in the field talk in circles and say absolutely batshit things while sagely nodding and giving everyone around them knowing looks, and if i didn't have alan j. hill to channel all that lingering angst into, i might've exploded by now 😫 hehehehehe. i'm only sort of joking. 5. beth: what did supermassive give her? nothing. what does that mean? she can be anything i want, and i don't have to worry over whether or not it sounds believable in canon 😎 lmfao. in much the same way i looove writing jack because we get like. 10 lines and A Vibe from him, beth's a hoot to write for because, like. we know who her siblings are. we have an IDEA of what her home life must've been like...and everything else is up for debate!!!
JUST, LIKE, TO LOOK AT
1. ashley ashley ashley: they could never make me hate you bb. did she handle some things poorly? yes. does she make some questionable decisions? sure. would i give her the world if the opportunity presented itself? of course. look, i just think. she should get to do...whatever she wants. always. as a treat. :)c 2. matt: i am so. intrigued. by matt's whole deal. every second of it. he's a huge part of the prank but he's also hugely sympathetic. he has that incredibly cute moment with ashley right as they get to the lodge but seems pretty chilly (if not downright disinterested in) chris and josh, her best friends. he helps jess through the mines. he holds his own with emily. unless you play him a v certain way, he seems the most interested in smoothing things over between everybody. HE LEAVES. THE FUCKING. HATCHET. AT THE BASE. OF THE FIRE TOWER. i would love to live in his brain for just like...ten minutes. just really figure him out. (i need to write more with him too 😭 he has bewitched me, body and soul) 3. flamethrower guy/the stranger/jack: look. look i'm not subtle. i just. love that weird old man. i just love him so much. if supermassive said 'hey here's a dlc where you go through one (1) calendar day as jack fiddler, it costs $60 and is roughly 1 hour of gameplay,' i'd fold immediately. idk why. 4. josh: there is no one - NO ONE - in this, or any other, game who's so willing to commit so fully to the bit. my man had BLUEPRINTS. my guy had DEAD PIGS. bro sourced knockout gas and fake newspapers and real blood and made voice recordings and an alter ego and rigGED HIS WHOLE FAMILY'S VACATION HOME WITH BOOBY TRAPS, THREW A PARTY ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF HIS SISTERS' SUPPOSED DEATHS, AND EVERYONE STILL FUCKING SHOWED UP. say whatever else you want about him, josh had SOMETHING figured out, man. 5. jess: again. did she make some questionable decisions? sure. do i agree with everything she did? no. but after everything she goes through, after all the tragedy and agony and terror she is put through, this girl still has the wherewithal to grab a shovel and beam a guy in the head with it, and you know what? i respect that 🙏🏻 plus she wore hiphuggers to a party on a mountain in alberta in the dead of winter, and i just want to study her under a microscope.
#samgiddings#asks#queenie rambles about supermassive#ty for giving me permission to ramble medddddd!!!!! 🥰 hehehehe#for someone who moSTLY writes about the four who spend most of their time at the lodge#i do really really really love the others a whole lot 🥺 maybe one of these days i'll sit down and barf out some words that prove it hahahah
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o(-< ideal fandom discord server: not too big. bunch of ppl just wanting to have fun and share their stuff. strict no bashing rules. no one cares abt discourse or ship wars. hsbc friendly. maybe i'll make one myself
#our t#big maybe bc the last time i modded my own discord server i ended up hating it soooo much#but it was also a vinland saga one and most of the fandom was. mmrmgmmgmgmmgmgmg not great at the very least#the shitstains that historical fiction will attract i swear to fuckin god. esp nordic historical fiction. i mean no duh#i screened heavily but there were still a couple moles and it was just urgh barf. the fuckin needless drama#but id love a space to just. hang out and not worry abt much and just talk abt dirkhal#i wonder if theres a dirkhal server out there....
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a tiny little ficlet based on this lovely comment from @queer4cryptids on this post! (i accidentally made it angsty, i’m so sorry!! but there’s comfort and gay yearning in there, i swear!) when the night falls low and settles against the side of the Earth; when the the dark begins to carry a certain weight, he shifts his stance. he lets himself breathe air he doesn't really need into lungs that exist simply by virtue of his inclination to breath. it's the same pattern Crowley's watched unfold a hundred million times times over—the stretching of a thread until it frays, three women, a set of blades; a wicked inevitability carried in the lines of time-weathered hands.
and still it never changes, never lessens the welling of grief that builds and breaks in his chest, that stagnates and stratifies like layers of sand upon gravel upon so many eons since he first fell from the sky and lost the right to mourn a woman hungry only for bread and a little kindness.
he leans back against a headstone, swallowing down a familiar hollowness. the sparrows have all taken root in the knots of tree trunks. the moon blinks back at him, clouds swaying like an eyelid closing to sleep.
he turns his face away from the light, sucks in breath for which he still has no need. the rough-hewn granite is going to scuff his coat; he knows this with the certainty of having lived in a world full of serrated edges for so many years. and yet he doesn't care. Crowley can't find it in him to give a damn because finally, finally he's there. he's there and he's real and tangible and it's been eleven months, two weeks, and four days since he's last felt the warmth of angelic skin so close to his own. not that he's been keeping count, of course. and Aziraphale's got that faraway look again. the one pressed into the lines of his face in the aftermath of a flood that tilted against the sky; the same one Crowley saw in the stark daylight of a death warrant unfurled and stamped with the name of the holy Mother herself. it's the same, hollow, teeth-gritted look Crowley himself wore as he stood on a hillside reeking of freshly-cut wood, bearing witness to yet another child of the Almighty thrown to the wolves. Aziraphale turns, then, and blue eyes meet black lenses meet amber-gold. "Crowley—" Aziraphale manages, choking it out in a half-whisper, like it hurts—like it scrapes his throat with bits of barbed wire. and, just like that, something in him is breaking and the oak trees are all whispering dangerous things and still, still he can't find a version of this story in which he doesn't lean closer, doesn't press himself forward into air that smells of earl grey tea and old books and something celestial and hallowed and holy underneath it all. and as though he's drowning—as though the moon doesn't watch them with a flickering gaze and the trees can't hear the brush of skin meeting skin—Aziraphale presses his fingertips to the side of Crowley's wrist. he moves no further. the air holds still, time seeming to freeze around them. it's intentional, he realizes; it's fire and it's heat and it's utterly fucking terrifying. even now, so far above ground, Crowley can nearly feel the weight of hellish eyes on his back. a shudder runs the length of his body. and yet. in the atomic space of that hungry, desperate, throat-baring yet, he turns his hand, trembling, to the side. he finds the angel's touch like a bird bearing North—like a compass forever calibrated to a single, fixed point.
"I know—" he rasps. “Angel, I know.” he twines his fingers with Aziraphale's, and it's positively electric. every cell in his tragically, wonderfully human body has turned pure gold, conducted and galvanized and sparking. a sharp, stilted inhale; a quiet anticipation carved out in the space between their pressed hands (and palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss...). the graveyard is still. the grief is there, still. the grief might always be there. but the sharp edges dull, the welling in his chest grows steady and slow and gentle. and the world becomes a little less difficult to bear with the two of them holding it up.
#WOAH THIS GOT OUT OF HAND (pun not intended but hehe). this was supposed to be little but then i kept thinking of stuff to add#thank u for the prompt!!! it was rly fun to write hehe!!#i have a couple papers due rly soon so i probably won't get around to tackling the other prompt for a few days. but it's coming!! dw lol!#might throw this one up on ao3 idk lol. i'd have to properly edit it tho instead of just word barfing onto the page afjldjasjsalkd#also ik this was supposed to be cute and fluffy but i apparently have this ability to take anything meant to be adorable and make it angsty#good fucking night heheheh i'm going to SLEEP#good omens#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens 2#aziracrow#aziraphale#go2#ineffable lovers#ineffable wives#good omens season 2#gomens#gomens 2#aziraphale x crowley#good omens ficlet#good omens fic#gomens fic#good omens fanfiction#good omens poetry#my words#wren writes crow#good omens 2 ficlet#david tennant#michael sheen#crowley x aziraphale
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augghhhhh my batim phase has remerged and now I can't stop think about itttt. so I drew up some designs for my fav sillies.
#art#queer artist#fanart#batim projectionist#batim#bendy and the ink machine#batim wally#wally franks#the projectionist#norman polk#batim sammy#sammy lawrence#my arms hurt from coloring#unrelated but#i will barf out all my batim hcs one day#object head#my art#squeak's art
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I WATCHED TF ONE TODAY YIPPPPPPPPPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *EXPLODES*
#THEY WERE ALL SO SILLY I LOVE AQUGEUWGAHSHSHHHSQHS CHEWING ON THEM LIKE A RABID DOG WUQGSHWHAHSHSS IT IS A VERY TRANSFORMERS MOVIE YEAG#ALSO THE ART WAS SO GOOD OH MY GODSQHQHGDHDHHHH INJECTING IT INTO MY VEINS DEVORUIJG IT LIKE A MAN STARVED#I GOT SO EXCITED AT THE CLIMAX I ALMSOT BARFED BABHAHAHQHAHSHSJSWSJ#I PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THESE 🗣🔥🔥🔊🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🏆🏆🏆🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❓️❓️❗️❗️❓️❓️❓️❗️❗️❗️#I remember back when during my main tf obsession era I would keep on thinking about a movie like this#Dreams do in fact come true 😌#The movie was in 3D and dubbed so I got worried that I wouldn't be able to see properly#and that the voices might be off or that they would censor out stuff#+the showtime was really late but it all worked out in the end and I got to witness peak fiction so YIPPOIEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!#I kept looking out for cameos n other small stuff and I gasped out loud everytime I spotted someone/something I recognized shqiqhsj#Also my sister was asking me stuff while we watched so my 2 year(I think??) long transformers obsession finally got put to good use bahqbah#All those hours spent on tfwiki truly worked out in the end ahquahsj#tf#transformers#tf one#transformers one
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about to Hunter S Thompson it on this plane due to Serendipitous First Class Upgrade wish me luck
#last time i was writing fanfic on a plane#it was HOU->SEA and i got obliterated at the airport#before getting on the plane and barfing out 7k words in one sitting#(if you've read the fic about Simon Blackquill's Shitty Law School Friends it's that one)#so let's see if i can crush my own record yeehaw
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Congrats to Utah for having the first PWHL expansion team <3
#arizona coyotes#utah hockey club#<- barf#yall have far FAR too much money to be pulling out stock uniforms and sticking stock letters on them#At least make a fucking canva logo like the ones the good natured Utahn Mormon housewives you will need to market merch to#since you won’t get any fuckin money from selling the wack ass corner tickets in your stupid BASKETBALL arena.#it took me so long to write those tags on my phone without spelling mistakes I stg if someone else made this joke while I was typing….
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You ever go through one of those periods where random things set you off and turn you inexplicably murderous
#I’ve been so upset the last 2 or 3 days that even thinking about my fics makes me wanna barf#because I’m thinking about all the bullshit the franchisee I’m writing for have been out through#how both worlds were kneecapped because their story didn’t bring in record profits#I’m also frustrated at work and at my annoying boss and at my shitty extended family#etc etc#told one of my coworkers I’m about to turn into an angry chimpanzee @ our awful supervisor#and when both work AND recreation pisses you off what do you do lol#listen to Against Me and bitch on tumblr I guess
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So I had left my car windows down a bit and a GIANT palmetto bug got in.
This thing was huge keep in mind I spotted this while in traffic and I was in the center lane. Just trying to get to where I needed to be.
If it would have taken flight :,(
I probably would have hit the gas pedal and ended up in a tree.
Cause fuck that I literally would have not been able to pull over and I was not about to have that thing land on me. I would have jumped out of the car. I don’t mind other bugs, but I draw the line with anything related to a palmetto bug. Keep your windows up no matter how nice it is.
If you’re from the southeast you know what I’m talking about.
#I never found it either I just put all my windows down and sped all the way to my destination#cause I was about to barf from being so anxious about that thing being in there. I really hope that bitch flew out one of the windows.#I WILL LITERALLY DIE IF I SEE THE THING IN THE MORNING SOMEONE SEND HELP :#😭#that’s it I just can’t drive anymore#I’ll burn my car there isn’t anymore options
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