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Ok hypothetically if I made a Snotlout discord server would anyone be interested in joining 👉👈

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a follow up to this

hooky's gonna be so happy

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Fem Hiccup would be very tomboyish, you could barely tell her apart from his og look

Fem Fishlegs would have beautiful thick twin braids, imagine Ruffnuts hair but more voluminous and neatly kept

Genderbend Ruffnut & Tuffnut look the exact same except their designs get swapped around

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I was considering making a general Snotlout discord group so this is a great idea!

is there perhaps an eretlout discord or should i make one …

further if i made one would anyone join..

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That would imply that Snotlout gets laid 🥀

Actually a great song for that specific kind of angst is Tim I Wish You Were Born A Girl by Of Montreal, the singer fantasizes about the loving domestic life he could have had with his friend if only said friend was a woman. The way he seemingly lacks insight into his own feelings is pretty Snotlout-coded

good luck babe fits the brand of tufflout angst i always keep seeing

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So..recently i on art block so here “abandonded” snotlout painting. I dont like it honestly, i do or i want another just more mood and dynamic.

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Manifesting Snotlout in a cunty glamrock fit rn

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snotlout would ask eret if he'd still love him if he was a worm.

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custody of a fictional character should get transferred to you once you spend more hours thinking about them than their creator ever did

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In httyd books there was few dragons that could speak , imagine snotlout trapped in hunters ship alone then a dragon start speaking ( mocking him) I think bro would lose his mind

If this happened to animated Snotlout he'd go mad for sure

For book Snotlout that'd probably just be part for the course lmao

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YIPPIE YIPPIEEEE

How about a Snotlout mini sickfic? He needs to have someone to tuck him, someone to cuddle with, someone to feed him medicine and to make him soup (there need to be more Snotlout sickfics the girls are starving 💔)

Snotlout pouts, sniffling loudly as he curls up on the sofa. He huffs and complains until he feels Eret's palm on his shoulder.

Eret tilts Snotlout's head toward him with a gentle touch. "Open up, buddy," Eret says softly.

"Buy me dinner first," Snotlout croaks. He winces under Eret's withering glare, opening his mouth and sticking out his tongue.

Eret places the thermometer beneath Snotlout's tongue. "You're unbearable."

"I'm a delight," Snotlout grumbles.

"Don't try to talk, it'll mess up the reading." Eret sits on the arm of the sofa, letting Snotlout lean over until his cheek rests against his thigh. He can feel how feverish his sick roommate is through the denim of his jeans.

Eret sighs, running his fingers through Snotlout's hair. He doesn't say it out loud, but Eret thinks Snotlout looks like shit. He's simultaneously pale and flushed, with dark smudges under his eyes. His typically well maintained hair is tangled, greasy, and damp with sweat.

Eret continues his gentle ministrations until the thermometer beeps. He plucks the thermometer from Snotlout's mouth and reads it carefully. "Well, your fever went down a bit."

"Ugh. It doesn't feel like it's gone down."

"You're being dramatic," Eret says. He continues running his fingers through Snotlout's hair, not caring that the grime is coating his palm and fingers.

"I deserve to be dramatic!" Snotlout argues. "I've been sick for-" He's cut off by an ugly, wet cough that rattles his chest.

Eret quickly kneels on the floor, dragging Snotlout into a hug as he rubs the smaller man's sternum. "Hey, hey, take it easy." He feels the way Snotlout's chest spasms and hitches through the thin fabric of his t-shirt.

He can't relax until Snotlout's coughing fit subsides. "Were you worried..?" Snotlout jokes when he finally catches his breath.

"You are seriously unbearable," Eret replies, pressing his forehead to Snotlout's.

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RIP Snotlout, you would've loved the Cool S

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Snotlout wears a metal helmet, heat stroke would do him in before he'd even get a chance to melt

Had a httyd Arab oc and thought, if we put the gang in any place in Middle East or a hot place i unironically think they will melt , bro snotlout isn’t wearing that much clothes when there’s a deadly snow storm he will and the rest of the gang die if they were in a desert ☠️ ( same goes to my oc lil bro won’t handle the cold of berk)

"Hey Snot- YOU GOOD???"

Did you know that warmth helps with sinus infections because it "melts" the mucus?

....does anyone have a life-sized Snotlout icecube mold?

(I agree. Cool oc idea, by the way!)

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i had a (few) thoughts (snotlout related. uh. mdni.) (non ship specific, i am a multishipper—although a tufflout diehard—this can be interpreted as any lout ship.)

snotlout gets excited by semi-public sex i think. like. behind a building, under the dock, or in a car (in a modern au)….

esp with how loud he is. his partner forcing him to shut up by giving him something to bite on. or suck on. (their fingers. goshhh don’t be prude /JOKE). or placing their hand over his mouth. and yes he’s pathetic like this even when he’s topping. he starts off trying to be all dominant and gruff and orderly but he melts so so easily.

also he def likes to snatch undergarments. sorry. is that out of pocket. he jacks off to/with them. (esp with the man musk of his masc partners.)

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Snotlout could feel the numbness in his fingertips. It was the worst time to loose control of his limbs.

It was early at the morning and he was preparing breakfast for both him and Eret. Snotlout wanted to cry as the numbness transformed into excruciating pain.

The smaller man begged Eir to take away the agony. That year he wasn't hit by Thor's hammer, then why the memories of lightning over his body returned?

As Snotlout felt his arms going stiff, Eret got behind him and took him away from the hearth. The taller man just threw a handful of dirt to turn off the fire and carried Snotlout to their bed.

"So...rry" It was a bit difficult to articulate the words

"No need to say sorry, babe. It's ok"

"I couldn't finish" Snotlout sniffled against Eret's chest.

"It doesn't matter"

They could eat later, but now, he needed Snotlout to be safe and feel well

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(oops more eretlout)

Eret is a terrible person. That's the only explanation he can find for why watching his annoying, cocky, bastard of a friend has him rock hard in the middle of an ugly western themed bar that only plays the richest, whitest, most conservative country music Eret has ever had the displeasure of hearing. He crosses his ankle over his opposite thigh, trying to subtly adjust himself in his too-tight jeans.

He watches as Snotlout rolls his hips in time with the violent swing and buck of the mechanical bull. The other man uses one hand to brace himself while the other holds the pink, sparkly, cowgirl hat to his head. He looks like a fucking mess, more than anything, with his clashing aesthetics and the ridiculous concentrated look on his face.

The ridiculously cropped red leather jacket, the skinny jeans, the bright red cowboy boots, the horrible v-neck that shows off far too much of Snotlout's pale, hairy chest. This should all be off-putting to Eret, but he finds himself horrified that he thinks it's part of the appeal. When did he decide there was an appeal to Snotlout Jorgenson?

"I hate how good he is at this," Ruffnut huffs, her thin arms crossed. Eret assumes she's just mad that Snotlout stole her hat.

Snotlout finally falls from the back of the mechanical bull, screaming pathetically high as he lands on the padding.

Eret watches Snotlout struggle to stand, even more embarrassed that the utterly lame sight isn't enough to kill his boner.

"Snotlout, Snotlout! Oi! Oi! Oi!" Snotlout cheers, ugly hat askew and hair sticking to his sweaty face.

I can't not fuck him, Eret thinks to himself.