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[sapphirebluejewel]

When did we start this thing where the Christmas/holiday season starts immediately after Halloween? It was not always like this folks. (I'm banging my hand against the table like an old person) Why is everyone overlooking Thanksgiving!?

[bigsistersyndrome]

ok i ran out of tags, so fuck it

eleanor shellstrop

annabeth chase

piper mcclean

hazel levesque

rachel elizabeth dare

thalia grace

tahani al jamil

janet (the good place)

stephanie brown

adora (she-ra)

glimmer (she-ra)

mermista (she-ra)

entrapta (she-ra)

scorpia (she-ra)

netossa (she-ra)

spinerella (she-ra)

perfuma (she-ra)

frosta (she-ra)

karen wilson

pippin galadriel moonchild

piper halliwell

phoebe halliwell

paige halliwell

prue halliwell

luz noceda

willow park

edalyn clawthorne

amity blight

anne boonchuy

sasha waybright

marcy wu

carmen sandiego

ivy (carmen sandiego)

jessica day

cece parikh

velma dinkley

daphne blake

diane nguyen

princess carolyn

amy santiago

rosa diaz

katara

toph beifong

suki

hilda

frida

elizabeth burke

pam beasley

angela martin

elle argent

tori spring

tara jones

darcy olsson

mira (the hollow)

erin quinn

sister michael

claire devlin

michelle mallon

orla mccool

sarah mccool

marinette dupain-cheng

alya cesaire

felice (young royals)

Good evening, Tumblr user.

In front of you is a post asking everyone to list their favorite female Blorbos in the tags, stating that OP is tired of the focus on men in fandom.

You must participate and tag all of your favorite female characters.

If you include any characters who were canonically written as male in your tags regardless of reason, the reverse bear trap attached to your head will activate.

Begin.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

You made her cry, time to die.

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[dykeasauruswrecks]

Nacho Varga is a dyke

[remxedmoon]

“the eternal wanderer…? even death cannot release it from its plight… hm. did i create a second copy of this card?”

tribeless

1 power - 1 health - 7 bones?

unkillable - when a card bearing this sigil perishes, a copy of it is created in your hand.

corpse eater - if a creature that you own perishes by combat, a card bearing this sigil in your hand is automatically played in its place.

brittle - after attacking, a card bearing this sigil perishes.

hidden trait - cursebearer

this card cannot be sacrificed at the sigil stones event.

[twohats spoilers below the cut!]

“callous, aimless, manipulative. this pitiful beast hides behind a mask of its own face.”

tribeless

2 power - 1 health - no cost

repulsive - if a creature would attack a card bearing this sigil, it does not.

bifurcated strike - a card bearing this sigil will strike each opposing space to the left and right of the space across from it.

hidden trait - shapeshifter

while in your deck or hand, this card will disguise itself as the wanderer.

SURPRISE BONUS CARD!!! or well. not really a surprise if you’re from the discord. still!!!! bonus card!!! writeup below!!!!

this is an ijiraq reskin!!!! or well. they were supposed to be one. their out-of-battle behaviors are pretty different but they work mostly the same in battles

the repulsive sigil is there because the ijiraq has it! but it also counts towards loop’s. general attitude towards themself i think. at least they can’t get attacked (if they don’t attack something with sharp quills that is). in kaycee’s mod, this sigil only appears on the ijiraq and starvation (which can only be played by leshy). probably for the best!

i added bifurcated strike both to set them apart from the ijiraq and because scissors craft! stats and sigils wise, they’re a sidegrade to the ijiraq. the fun stuff comes with their hidden trait!

so! shapeshifter!! originally just called. ijiraq. but it works a little different so it gets a different name shshhh. but i’ll just explain how the regular ijiraq works since it’s a kaycee’s mod card and kinda obscure. basically, it diguises itself as other cards in your deck! while on the map, it’ll show the card’s alt version with a red glow, but in battle, it’ll look and behave exactly like the card it’s mimicking. it only reveals itself once placed on the field! so it’s always a surprise! loop works similarly, but they only mimic sif’s card. because twohats :3

like the ijiraq, loop will swap themself with sif for most card events! though there’s a good few that they’ll just refuse to do. too much to talk about there, maybe i’ll post the talking card dialogue for them at some point? idk

oh, speaking of which!! like sif, loop is a talking card! they’ll still talk, even while disguised, but they’d have slightly different lines and portraits methinks. which does make it a little easier to figure out who’s who but that’s a sacrifice (heh) i’m willing to make. plus it’s just fun.

vulpecula is the name of a fox constellation! for fun parallels with siffrin! the constellation itself doesn’t have any mythology behind it though. just a fox. the reason loop’s holding a goose in their mouth(…?) is because the constellation is sometimes depicted with one! please look at the goose i’m really proud of that goose.

this was. probably the hardest card to draw Period. my usual way of drawing loops spiky face would’ve felt out of place with the inscryption style so i had to improvise! and BOY it was a struggle!! especially since i didn’t have a sketch prepared like i did with the others. i think this turned out pretty nice though!

NO PATCH!!!! REJOICE!!! loop can’t be selected for sigil transfers (because ijiraq) so they don’t have any!!!! i mean, i could’ve hypothetically given a patch to the sif disguise but no. i don’t want to even try to recolor the patch. that would be a nightmare. maybe if i ever find a blank png version of the patch.

if i were to give them a patch sigil tho, i think i’d give them hoarder? which lets you draw any card from your deck after placing loop on the field. as like, a nod to how much QoL they add in isat.

also as a little aside, you can attempt to fuse them and the wanderer at the mycologists. they won’t let you but you can try. similarly, they’ll be counted as kin in the trial of kin! because again. twohats

THAT’S EVERYTHING 🎉🎉🎉 rare cards wise, at least. trust me there’s a ridiculous amount of extra stuff for this au. i’m making an entire campaign. god have mercy on me

no extra alt card art so uh. thank you for reading these!!! isatscryption is like. probably the most self indulgent thing ever for me. thank you so much to everyone who’s responded to these aauauuaa i reread the responses like. every day!!! so thank you!!!!!! 💥

[kristalijah]

HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!! I REPEAT, HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!!

[lilybug-02]

Artfight against @ejsuperstar ft. The Mad King and Chip. They're both so evil. I hope they have the most extravagant downfall of any onscreen villain.

This interaction is based on a little fic writing >:)

[iatethepomegranate]

If I see one more take about Orym being "secretive" in taking the sword, I swear I might start screaming. The dude walked up to Chet in front of everyone, asked for access to the Bag of Holding, took the sword out (in front of everyone) and left with it. Then he came back with the sword strapped to his back... IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. There was ample time for someone to speak up if they wanted to and Orym, quite frankly, didn't have reason to expect it would be an issue. Laudna may have used the lack of discussion as part of her cycle of justifications for her actions, but that doesn't mean it was 1) the main issue she was actually dealing with or 2) an unsolvable problem that required a rash response even if that had been Laudna's primary issue.

[every-sanji]

[kbsd]

reading ww2 rpf is so funny because in addition to “he would not fucking say that” you get things like “that car would not be fucking automatic” or “that item would not be fucking plastic”

[ruffboijuliaburnsides]

Potentially unpopular opinion about a kid's tv show that ended in 2016:

Weirdmageddon was Ford's fault.

Seriously. Listen, when Mabel accidentally grabbed Dipper's bag, it had the wormhole thingy in it. Imagine you're Mabel. The Time Traveler - who you have no reason to seriously distrust at this point, mind you - asked for this unimportant gadget. It's in your twin brother's bag. If it was important and given to him on purpose or he'd stolen it, he would've told you. If it was given to him and he didn't tell you, it's probably not that important. And all signs point to it NOT being important, because you are both twelve years old. So you hand it over.

Dipper not telling Mabel is a small betrayal maybe, but like again, imagine you're Dipper, you are twelve years old, and an adult trusts you with a really important thing AND tells you not to tell your twin sister about it. So of course you don't.

FORD both knew what it was like to be a twin who trusted their twin (even if he hadn't been that in a long time) AND knew that the twins were fucking, again, twelve years old. He's the one who chose to give the gadget to Dipper, He's the one who chose to tell Dipper not to tell Mabel.

Weirdmageddon was Ford's fault.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Smell Check [Easy: Failure]

MDZS Disco Elysium AU part 1 (part 2 - part 3)

[khaire-traveler]

I reiterate that if you're going to ask people for donations, you will come across as extremely suspicious if you spam their inbox. People are likely to report and/or block you, thinking you're a bot. If you need donations, I do not recommend going about like this. I really, REALLY do not recommend it.

[thatswhatsushesaid]

i think fandom spaces would become much more enjoyable across the board if people stopped flipping their pancakes over other fans enjoying characters that they don't like. or, god forbid, like them but in 'the wrong way.'

[jv-f1]

If you’re not following James on Instagram you’re missing out on some of the most wholesome content I’ve ever seen in my life

😭😭😭

Name a man who loves his team more. The way he takes the time to communicate and connect with everyone is so 🥹

[ventiventigrande]

yeah that's pretty high up there