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When did we start this thing where the Christmas/holiday season starts immediately after Halloween? It was not always like this folks. (I'm banging my hand against the table like an old person) Why is everyone overlooking Thanksgiving!?
#it makes me irrationally angry to see all those flipping reels or videos or whatever#if i hear the mariah carey song one more time#its ti-#not its not time#shut up#its time for thanksgiving thats what its time for#i need to take a breathe#i am not taking comments at this time#thanksgiving#fall#autumn#anti holiday season right not
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ok i ran out of tags, so fuck it
eleanor shellstrop
annabeth chase
piper mcclean
hazel levesque
rachel elizabeth dare
thalia grace
tahani al jamil
janet (the good place)
stephanie brown
adora (she-ra)
glimmer (she-ra)
mermista (she-ra)
entrapta (she-ra)
scorpia (she-ra)
netossa (she-ra)
spinerella (she-ra)
perfuma (she-ra)
frosta (she-ra)
karen wilson
pippin galadriel moonchild
piper halliwell
phoebe halliwell
paige halliwell
prue halliwell
luz noceda
willow park
edalyn clawthorne
amity blight
anne boonchuy
sasha waybright
marcy wu
carmen sandiego
ivy (carmen sandiego)
jessica day
cece parikh
velma dinkley
daphne blake
diane nguyen
princess carolyn
amy santiago
rosa diaz
katara
toph beifong
suki
hilda
frida
elizabeth burke
pam beasley
angela martin
elle argent
tori spring
tara jones
darcy olsson
mira (the hollow)
erin quinn
sister michael
claire devlin
michelle mallon
orla mccool
sarah mccool
marinette dupain-cheng
alya cesaire
felice (young royals)
Good evening, Tumblr user.
In front of you is a post asking everyone to list their favorite female Blorbos in the tags, stating that OP is tired of the focus on men in fandom.
You must participate and tag all of your favorite female characters.
If you include any characters who were canonically written as male in your tags regardless of reason, the reverse bear trap attached to your head will activate.
Begin.
#i am tired now#i am a fan of so many things#this is such an unfinished list#yes there are people missing from each fandom#a) it is hard and my brain is fallible#b) these are genuinely just my favorites so sometimes someone is left out on purpose#i am not taking comments at this time
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You made her cry, time to die.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jiang yanli#jin zixuan#wei wuxian#This scene actually takes place many months before the previous scene.#Hence the outfits looking different!#Consider this a flashback within a flashback!#Speaking of outfits - no one noticed/commented on it so I'll give my little continuity nod away:#JZX's bandages on his wrist are from the *last* time he insulted Jiang Yanli.#I considered having WWX maul him like a chew toy again but I think this punchline hits funnier. A kickline. if you will.#And speaking of other outfit nods: This is a meta nod towards JYL's first appearance in this series.#Where I accidently made the flower on her dress look like a penis. Hoping no one would notice.#Then months later...just when I thought I was safe...someone pointed it out and I *wailed*. I AM SO SORRY SHIJIE...#I really to love this scene a lot. We have JYL just trying her best + JZX being a dickhead + WWX being full of rage. Mwah. Delicious.#I especially love how the audio drama comments that Jiang Cheng is on his way over. You *know* he's about to start swinging too.
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Nacho Varga is a dyke
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“the eternal wanderer…? even death cannot release it from its plight… hm. did i create a second copy of this card?”
tribeless
1 power - 1 health - 7 bones?
unkillable - when a card bearing this sigil perishes, a copy of it is created in your hand.
corpse eater - if a creature that you own perishes by combat, a card bearing this sigil in your hand is automatically played in its place.
brittle - after attacking, a card bearing this sigil perishes.
hidden trait - cursebearer
this card cannot be sacrificed at the sigil stones event.
[twohats spoilers below the cut!]
“callous, aimless, manipulative. this pitiful beast hides behind a mask of its own face.”
tribeless
2 power - 1 health - no cost
repulsive - if a creature would attack a card bearing this sigil, it does not.
bifurcated strike - a card bearing this sigil will strike each opposing space to the left and right of the space across from it.
hidden trait - shapeshifter
while in your deck or hand, this card will disguise itself as the wanderer.
SURPRISE BONUS CARD!!! or well. not really a surprise if you’re from the discord. still!!!! bonus card!!! writeup below!!!!
this is an ijiraq reskin!!!! or well. they were supposed to be one. their out-of-battle behaviors are pretty different but they work mostly the same in battles
the repulsive sigil is there because the ijiraq has it! but it also counts towards loop’s. general attitude towards themself i think. at least they can’t get attacked (if they don’t attack something with sharp quills that is). in kaycee’s mod, this sigil only appears on the ijiraq and starvation (which can only be played by leshy). probably for the best!
i added bifurcated strike both to set them apart from the ijiraq and because scissors craft! stats and sigils wise, they’re a sidegrade to the ijiraq. the fun stuff comes with their hidden trait!
so! shapeshifter!! originally just called. ijiraq. but it works a little different so it gets a different name shshhh. but i’ll just explain how the regular ijiraq works since it’s a kaycee’s mod card and kinda obscure. basically, it diguises itself as other cards in your deck! while on the map, it’ll show the card’s alt version with a red glow, but in battle, it’ll look and behave exactly like the card it’s mimicking. it only reveals itself once placed on the field! so it’s always a surprise! loop works similarly, but they only mimic sif’s card. because twohats :3
like the ijiraq, loop will swap themself with sif for most card events! though there’s a good few that they’ll just refuse to do. too much to talk about there, maybe i’ll post the talking card dialogue for them at some point? idk
oh, speaking of which!! like sif, loop is a talking card! they’ll still talk, even while disguised, but they’d have slightly different lines and portraits methinks. which does make it a little easier to figure out who’s who but that’s a sacrifice (heh) i’m willing to make. plus it’s just fun.
vulpecula is the name of a fox constellation! for fun parallels with siffrin! the constellation itself doesn’t have any mythology behind it though. just a fox. the reason loop’s holding a goose in their mouth(…?) is because the constellation is sometimes depicted with one! please look at the goose i’m really proud of that goose.
this was. probably the hardest card to draw Period. my usual way of drawing loops spiky face would’ve felt out of place with the inscryption style so i had to improvise! and BOY it was a struggle!! especially since i didn’t have a sketch prepared like i did with the others. i think this turned out pretty nice though!
NO PATCH!!!! REJOICE!!! loop can’t be selected for sigil transfers (because ijiraq) so they don’t have any!!!! i mean, i could’ve hypothetically given a patch to the sif disguise but no. i don’t want to even try to recolor the patch. that would be a nightmare. maybe if i ever find a blank png version of the patch.
if i were to give them a patch sigil tho, i think i’d give them hoarder? which lets you draw any card from your deck after placing loop on the field. as like, a nod to how much QoL they add in isat.
also as a little aside, you can attempt to fuse them and the wanderer at the mycologists. they won’t let you but you can try. similarly, they’ll be counted as kin in the trial of kin! because again. twohats
THAT’S EVERYTHING 🎉🎉🎉 rare cards wise, at least. trust me there’s a ridiculous amount of extra stuff for this au. i’m making an entire campaign. god have mercy on me
no extra alt card art so uh. thank you for reading these!!! isatscryption is like. probably the most self indulgent thing ever for me. thank you so much to everyone who’s responded to these aauauuaa i reread the responses like. every day!!! so thank you!!!!!! 💥
#marshdoodles#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#inscryption#isatscryption#in stars and scrybes#YAHOO!!! YIPEEE!!!!!#THAT’S ALL THE RARE CARDS!!!!!!!#THE WHOLE GANG’S HERE!!!!#REJOICE!!#i was a little worried that the intro was a little too spoilery but i Think it’s fine?#i do actually have an entire doc full of talking card dialogue for sif and loop btw.#i had to take a break from it to work on campaign stuff#as in. bosses and puzzles and stuff.#isas was SUPPOSED to just be this series of rare cards but i accidentally reawakened my inscryption hyperfixation#and i’m making it everyone’s problem#anyways again WAUGSHSS THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT FOR THIS AU!!#ON TUMBLR AND THE DISCORD!:#i am Wibbyling at everyone who’s commented on these. weh#every time someone says i got them to play inscryption a year is added onto my life
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HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!! I REPEAT, HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!!
#i havent posted anything on this site for years and i talk for these bitches..... as it should be#hes doing the marceline sexy smoldering eyes too i cant take this#i havent seen anyone talk about this and i am LOSING it over this detail i need everyone and their mother to know this#i already commented about this on youtube and someone was already doubting like 'i thought hes looking at the lemoncarbs'#AND I WILL SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. U CAN SEE HIS EYES GO DOWN (TO WHERE GARY'S ASSETS ARE) THEN UP TO MEET HIS EYES WHEN HE LOOKS BACK#the lemoncarbs are clearly to the left where gary is staring at in horror.....keep up people.#he doesnt look at the lemoncarbs once until they started insulting gary's cute lil baking with the 'i hate their little faces' line#and then u can see his eyes move from left (to where lemoncarbs are) to right to look at gary again.#THERE. CASE OVER#I BETTER NOT SEE ANYONE INVALIDATE THEIR OBVIOUS FUCKING FLIRTING OR I WILL#cry. theyre very important to me. i love bubbline/gumlee so much i will die for them#its also funny that hes doing that NOW when our boy is clearly stressed tf out#its giving 'hate to see you leave love to see you go' energy lmaooo#gumlee#adventure time#fionna and cake#adventure time fionna and cake#gary prince#marshall lee
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Artfight against @ejsuperstar ft. The Mad King and Chip. They're both so evil. I hope they have the most extravagant downfall of any onscreen villain.
This interaction is based on a little fic writing >:)
#For those who are reading the tags- Chip is ejsuperstar's Cookie Clicker OC. LIKE- COOKIE CLICKER. FROM DA GAME. IT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT.#Okay now to talk in the comments#first of all. The fic is literally so good. I had the privilege to read it uwu#These two are literally so evil. They just show it in different ways.#Bravus in intimidation and cunning And then Chip with his manipulation and deceit.#Also the “Magic” vs “Science” motif here is so 👀😤✨💅#i mean. Bravus is from medieval times so of course he thinks anything like what Chip has is magic. But ALSO Magic 100% is real in his world#I think it'd be neat to keep my human's slitted irises. They look human- but just slightly off to make anyone in your AU notice#forgive my human facial anatomy *cries*#the *Poof* is a reference to fairly odd parents. LMAO#I'll post the speedpaint later if ur down! Videos always take so long for them to upload here#The Mad King#I am so happy with how this turned out. Like seriously. Took me about 3 hours???? idk i need to check#hope you like it. *bonks you*#I love how Chip is still intimating with a fricking cookie in his hand. Man looks so silly#art#my art#chip#deltarune#deltarune chara timeline#cookie clicker#cookie clicker oc
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If I see one more take about Orym being "secretive" in taking the sword, I swear I might start screaming. The dude walked up to Chet in front of everyone, asked for access to the Bag of Holding, took the sword out (in front of everyone) and left with it. Then he came back with the sword strapped to his back... IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. There was ample time for someone to speak up if they wanted to and Orym, quite frankly, didn't have reason to expect it would be an issue. Laudna may have used the lack of discussion as part of her cycle of justifications for her actions, but that doesn't mean it was 1) the main issue she was actually dealing with or 2) an unsolvable problem that required a rash response even if that had been Laudna's primary issue.
#several of the players including marisha point out they notice orym taking the blade#laudna comments on orym leaving with the sword; he wasn't making a big deal out of it but he wasn't trying to be sneaky#having a private moment with the sword wielded by the person who blew up his life doesn't negate this COME ON#let the man take some time for himself without being weird about it i BEG#(I am entirely calling out the fandom on this; Marisha is a treasure and the way Laudna frustrates me is a testament to her rp skills)#orym#critical role#cr3#cr spoilers#c3e95#PS: I don’t care if you disagree and I can and will block anyone who irritates me#because some of you are fucking weirdos when it comes to orym and you can go bother someone else
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reading ww2 rpf is so funny because in addition to “he would not fucking say that” you get things like “that car would not be fucking automatic” or “that item would not be fucking plastic”
#don’t even get me started on the interstate highway system#sorry i’m like this i don’t love it either fhdkdjdk#it just takes me out of the fic a little every time 😭#to be clear since this got more notes than i expected:#i am never ever gonna call an author out in the comments for this#and it’s not gonna make me stop reading the fic#this is very much just a personal pet peeve of mine
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I'm deleting this game. Bye.
#gummy says stuff#I'm joking obviously#but i AM however taking a short break#because I do not want to see this#bonnie is going to be FINE#THEY'RE GOING TO BE FINE#WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT#IS THIS IS#REMEMBER WHEN I MADE THAT JOKE ABOUT WANTING TO KILL BONNIE#AND YOU ALL PUT “:)” IN THE COMMENTS#FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUU#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers
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Potentially unpopular opinion about a kid's tv show that ended in 2016:
Weirdmageddon was Ford's fault.
Seriously. Listen, when Mabel accidentally grabbed Dipper's bag, it had the wormhole thingy in it. Imagine you're Mabel. The Time Traveler - who you have no reason to seriously distrust at this point, mind you - asked for this unimportant gadget. It's in your twin brother's bag. If it was important and given to him on purpose or he'd stolen it, he would've told you. If it was given to him and he didn't tell you, it's probably not that important. And all signs point to it NOT being important, because you are both twelve years old. So you hand it over.
Dipper not telling Mabel is a small betrayal maybe, but like again, imagine you're Dipper, you are twelve years old, and an adult trusts you with a really important thing AND tells you not to tell your twin sister about it. So of course you don't.
FORD both knew what it was like to be a twin who trusted their twin (even if he hadn't been that in a long time) AND knew that the twins were fucking, again, twelve years old. He's the one who chose to give the gadget to Dipper, He's the one who chose to tell Dipper not to tell Mabel.
Weirdmageddon was Ford's fault.
#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#ford pines#stanford pines#i am not taking critiques at this time#and YES I know it's ACTUALLY Bill's fault#but this is about 'who did the wrong thing that let Bill get his way'#and the number of people i've seen over the years blaming mabel#so maybe your quippy 'actually hotter take it's bill's fault' comment is unnecessary and not part of the conversation :3 hope this helps.
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i think fandom spaces would become much more enjoyable across the board if people stopped flipping their pancakes over other fans enjoying characters that they don't like. or, god forbid, like them but in 'the wrong way.'
#salty peak sect 🧂#jin guangyao#jgy haters you do realize that you are as integral a part of this wheel of dead horse reincarnation as jgy stans are. right?#you realize that our liking jgy and believing he did good things does not in any way detract from your ability to enjoy wei wuxian#as your specialist good boy. right?#you realize you could just scroll past takes about people enjoying jgy without deciding to drop your own pass-agg vaguepost#questioning our morality in the tags. right?#you get that it's weird to act like we're the weird ones for responding to provocation. you have to get that that is a weird way to think.#consider instead: staying in your lane!! minding your business!!!#you can in fact just leave us alone! you can do that! the power is yours!!#nb: this is not directed at the people who have genuine questions/commentary about jgy that are critical in nature. that's fine.#please recognize i am not talking about you!#i scroll past so many of your posts even tho i disagree with them#because your stuff is not the stuff that is making me benafflecksmoking.jpeg#maybe sometimes i'll comment if i think i have something useful to add#and if i think OP is not going to be a dick#most of the time i frankly would rather get high and read xiyao fanfic#that is usually why i am in the tags: to read fic and look at cute fanart#i am not visiting the tags because i want to pick a fight! truly i'm not!#however. if you start one. i will probably finish it. 😌 hth
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Smell Check [Easy: Failure]
MDZS Disco Elysium AU part 1 (part 2 - part 3)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#disco elysium#MDZS Disco Elysium AU#So sad I didn't manage to get this comic out on the 15th (pd-mdzs's 8 month anniversary and DE's 4th year anniversary) but I'm here *now*#I have a very extensive and detailed MDZS Disco Elysium AU that I am Not Normal About.#I've seen a few other people point out the potential in a crossover (true) but they make the mistake in having it be set in 51!#A true crossover would take place closer to The Antecentennial Revolution!#Disco Elysium did not go that hard on its cool lore for people to only make surface level crossovers!!!#One day I'll write the fic or post my notes. I don't know who would read it but it tickles *my* brain and that's enough.#No spoilers for DE (here or in comments (please)) but please consider....Magpie Wei Wuxian B*) On his way to be an innocent.#I do think there is a good chance a chunk of the MDZS readership would enjoy DE but...it's also not a game I easily recommend#It's more of an experience you have to marinate over. It's dark in ways that are off putting to some people.#It makes you feel like a very bad person all the time. It gets extremely personal if you allow yourself to be honest in your answers#and it's also the game that saved my life. My life was truly forever changed after playing disco elysium.#If I recommend it to people it's a badge of the trust I have in you to appreciate something dear to me B'*)#If you decide to play: PLEASE go in as blind as possible. You will regret spoiling yourself.#edit: this is based on real disco elysium dialogue. HDB has many canon kinks but this is not one of them
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I reiterate that if you're going to ask people for donations, you will come across as extremely suspicious if you spam their inbox. People are likely to report and/or block you, thinking you're a bot. If you need donations, I do not recommend going about like this. I really, REALLY do not recommend it.
#blog post#not helpol#i am tired of the spam y'all#literally every single day since I've opened my ask box back up#i have gotten a SHIT TON of random people asking me for donations#which is somewhat silly considering i was literally just running my own donations#so no I'm sorry but i won't be answering asks about donations#i don't think it's ok to that personally; it feels really invasive and is extremely suspicious#because you know who else comes into your inbox asking you for money? bots. bots do that exact thing.#it's extremely difficult to know who to trust especially when gofundme isn't supported in gaza#nor is paypal actually#they ciuld just be using a VPN but i don't know enough about VPN to comment on that confidently#but i feel it's important that people are sceptical honestly#because there are assholes who will scam you and take advantage of your kindness for others#don't buy into a potential scam especially at a time where supporting oneself is often already a challenge
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If you’re not following James on Instagram you’re missing out on some of the most wholesome content I’ve ever seen in my life
😭😭😭
Name a man who loves his team more. The way he takes the time to communicate and connect with everyone is so 🥹
#I am obsessed with his lack of social media skills#bro is so proper#taking his time to read every comment#and the cookies?!???! that’s so cute#the way he’s constantly including and thanking everyone#I adore him your honor#that’s my boss man#f1#formula one#williams racing#williams f1#formula 1#mercedes amg f1#Mercedes f1#f1 memes#James Vowles#jvf1#Logan sargeant#ls2#aa23#Alex albon#grid dad#instagram
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yeah that's pretty high up there
#not even gonna engage with the incest part because like#lmao#lol even#you do NOT want to play the problematic game with kb/ms on the table#yall better HOPE kb/ms doesn't get popular enough to get put in the twitter hot seat for a day#but this “write this not that” attitude sucks#and i see it everywhere#“it's taking away attention from other ships!!” literally how!!#i just hope this user left a nice long comment on their favorite fic or fanart in the time it took to write this comment#or idk write a fic themselves#labru has the most m/m fics currently because (and get this) people write them#although to be fair we have an absolute fic machine like halfpastmonsoon#i dont know how they do it but i am deeply jealous#keep on keeping on
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