#i am a ty defender

[a-random-insomniac]

It's actually so funny listening to Ty Blackthorn haters because there's literally no reason to hate him. Like. you're telling me that if the person you loved most in the entire world/ the only person who truly understood you died and you could bring them back. you wouldn't??? Also, imagine you are a autistic teenager.

[cactuslester]

phil lester: then ⤐ now

happy 37th birthday @amazingphil!!!

[jinxphobic]

I think I have discovered I particularly enjoy extremely very amazingly well written very very very very very very very flawed women and not just that they are hot but everything about their characters and being their biggest apologist and analyzing everything and anything ever 😍🤤

[ragnarokhound]

For the au ask game!

OKAY I wanted specifically to get to the pokemon au from the ask you sent, it's been cooking a bit so it's time to see what comes out of the oven, so... @azol-otl ty for the ask!

Crossover au's are all about the fused worldbuilding for me and speculating on how characters from universe A would fit into universe B heehee hoohoo - and for Batfam especially it's fun to think about the equivalent of their roles as vigilantes! What kind of people have the same level of celebrity, the same sideways seeking of justice?

Naturally this leads you to the gym leaders because a) it's the most fun and b) they are like. Quasi-law enforcement/educators/professional athletes depending on how you try to translate the innate child's perspective on the pokemon universe into something that makes sense as an adult lol ilu pokemon. [insert 'compels me though' gif here]

SO with this in mind, here's 5 fun facts (that are mostly backstory lmao) from a jaytim pokemon au I would write

I'm deeply ill about pokemon so this one goes under the cut lol:

Jason Todd used to be the Champion. He won the role after Dick Grayson quit a year or two before (Dick had been getting older and chafing under the League rules - meaning he'd been chafing under how Bruce ran the League) and was a fierce competitor who didn't believe in going easy on anyone. His Houndoom was a force to be reckoned with, and despite running a mostly Dark-type team, his Honchkrow cleaned up anyone thinking their Fighting-types could sweep. He looked after the League and Gotham with a cocky, self-assured attitude and the win record to back it up. .

Jason disappeared suddenly at the age of 15. Many assumed him dead, after a Rocket (Or whatever Gotham themed gang name we want to go with lol could be Team Joker) bombing in the area he'd last been seen, but he's officially declared missing. Bruce Wayne took back the duties of interim Champion as he once did for Dick Grayson, but he's not quite the mentor he once was. It's obvious he's grieving, and that he doesn't want to mentor any more twelve year olds. Dick signed up to be a Gym Leader shortly after this, returning from his trip about a year early to help out in the chaos following Jason's disappearance. .

Enter Tim Drake. Tim's gym challenge wasn't all that interesting in the circuit at first; he had a rocky start and had to retake a few gym challenges. He wasn't exactly sweeping on his first try every time like Jason had done. He didn't have the meteoric rise that caught the Champion's attention early, didn't get one-on-one mentorship or face-to-face meetings, cautionary advice and congratulations all rolled into one from Bruce Wayne himself - but Tim had patience and grit, and he paid attention. He was gunning for the Championship, and it wasn't just so he could prove himself. Team Rocket/Joker was still out there, and Bruce needed all the help he could get. He was always better for Gotham when he had a Robin. .

Dick had been nicknamed Robin for his all-Flying-type team and especially his Natu-then-Xatu; Jason followed up with his Murkrow-then-Honchkrow; Tim's Rookidee was one among many (Robin-esque pokemon were popularized by Dick and the trend remains through Tim's day) so he wasn't considered a possible Robin successor until it was a Corvisquire and he was about to face Dick Grayson himself, a badge away from Victory Road. By then, Tim and his team were a well-oiled machine (he runs mostly Steel-types lol but also Normal-types for the unexpected adaptability and the 'underestimate my rattata i dare you it's in the top peRCENTAGE--' of it all. FEAR.), and his loss-record had all but frozen while his win-record ticked higher and higher. .

Shit finally goes down about three years after Tim has become Champion and all but bullied Bruce into mentoring him (he basically said 'if you don't watch me, i'll go find Team Rocket/Joker on my own' and triggers all of Bruce's child endangerment traumas simultaneously) and the mysterious Rocket/Joker leader Red Hood shows up, bringing the gang out of the shadows in pursuit of a hidden agenda. Identity shenanigans and "wait is that a Houndoom? But he's only been using Ghost-types, it CAN'T be..." and heel-face turns abound. .

(BONUS FACT: Something something, Jason went into deep cover with Looker or whoever he is, that Interpol guy from X & Y (WAIT. LOOKER MIGHT ACTUALLY BE TALIA AL GHUL IN THIS AU HOHOHO), infiltrating the Rocket/Joker gang and going public as Red Hood is the first step in the last phase of the sting. Cue a million tense Jaytim interactions in which Tim is legitimately trying to take Red Hood down and Jason desperately tries to shake him so that he doesn't do anything that forces Jason to blow his cover. There is at least one 'tugged into a tight space to hide them both from the actual bad guys, "wait, did you just HELP me...?" "Think whatever you want, babybird"' interaction because I am a slut for the first sprinkles of a redemption arc that is rife with UST fufufu)

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

I think Ezra Bridger and Ty Blackthorn would be good friends 😌

[idiotsonlyevent]

This may sound mean towards the people who are adamant about Chilchuck being a deadbeat, but.... I feel like there is a lot of self projecting about people their own fathers going on here. Or at least in some cases. 3 mutuals of mine have poor relationships with their dad and see Chilchuck as a deadbeat. He's accused of crimes he did not commit.

i dont want to put words in other people's mouths, but i think you're right.... that's part of why i made the post too lol bc my relationship w my dad is Also bad (not a deadbeat, just really uninvolved/absent) and i know a lot of ppl w deadbeats and chilchuck is.... obviously not either of those things ! he's a flawed guy and he's obviously made mistakes, but insisting he Has to be a bad dad/deadbeat/absent/wahtever is just.... not supported by the text! at all!

[nabhx]

Snotlout and Hookfang have been my favourite dragon-rider duo since like, Race to Fireworm Island? The hold that episode had on me when I was younger istg- Top tier dynamic. They're so very silly. Movies did not do them justice.

And the entirety of Ruff Transition has my whole heart?? Wingnut, my LOVE- He's just a little guy!! Baby!! Literally!!

[theinfinitedivides]

everyone shut up. take notes. call up the music director in charge of the 32739476948737 pre-debut trainees in SM bc TVXQ! is about to show you why you should never attempt a Mirotic cover ever again

[transmascsam]

Which SPN character's crimes are you the #1 defender of to the end of time?

I'll say jack and mary for sure. nothing either of them did was that bad or at the very least worse than anything salmondean have done ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ jack killing mary was an accident, and mary working with the bmol means nothing in the context of the show when sam is pretty regularly forced to work with people who tortured him or otherwise personally harmed him and there's no fuss over that. working with someone who's hurt sam for the greater good is on par with normal accepted behavior in the spn universe actually.

now should there be a fuss about this happening over and over? sure, but that's a different conversation. why is it specifically when mary does it that the show cares lol. like the writers want to give narrative weight to mary working with the bmol on the tail end of them seriously considering a lucifer redemption arc??? make it make sense.

also if you're angry at mary for not mothering her sons who are in their mid-to-late 30s when she has 29 years of existence under her belt. idk what to say.

[cityandking]

round two: prepared to have a passing train drown out the audio of some answers for minah edition! 3, 4, 13, 18, 26 for minah & bran!

oh I see you're going fishin' 🎣 // angsty character asks

3. What is your OC’s worst memory?

MINAH — her father's death. it was sudden and bloody and unfortunately she was there to see all of it

BRAN — when her mom got sick. it was so horribly endless, and at the end of all the sickness and suffering bran didn't have a mom anymore. knowing the end was coming didn't make it any easier

4. Does your OC have nightmares? What do they contain?

MINAH — yeah babey!! mostly about her parents' deaths and other things that happened before she joined the Orchestra. lots of blood, lots of fear. y'know, the usual

BRAN — not exactly. she's had a few freaky deaky dreams (after getting a vision from melora in the depths of a ship graveyard from the gods' war, for example), but she's more prone to anxiety dreams (vague feelings of dread) than any out-and-out nightmares

13. Has your OC suffered trauma?

MINAH — yes! :D

BRAN — she would say no, but she'd be wrong 💙 her mother's death was supremely traumatic for her and honestly so were the years after, when she was expected to step up and prepare to be the woman of the house (and inherit her mother's business empire) while still a child herself

18. What is the worst possible ending for your OC and why?

MINAH — oh no would you look at that it! it looks like there's a big train coming!! minah's worst ending is CHOO CHOO!!!!

BRAN — not getting her ship back, being stuck on land forever, fading into obscurity. honestly I think if she couldn't travel and sail she'd just wither up

26. Has your OC ever had unrequited feelings of any kind for someone?

MINAH — answered! (nah nothing serious)

BRAN — yeah, for sure. I don't have anything concrete but she's definitely had crushes that went nowhere, especially when she was younger

[hershelwidget]

Some more Octonauts doodles :3 ft. Lars

Woa! Guys!

nono its fine they’re just sleepy ok. nothing horrible has happened the ship just needs to rest ok. ok

when you look at bae

*slaps roof of inkling* you can put so much love and care and thought into this old man. step 1: give him a husband. step 2: profit

i am a particularly insane variant of the average octonauts oc maker :3

LAST THING

hold the octopus

[fishblings]

PLEASE elaborate on kurdistan vyncent we would love to hear it!!

okay so before i start i want to preface that i have only watched the first five eps, i just saw vyncent and went crazy. please forgive any grievances against canon.

So Vyncent literally reads as a first gen immigrant to me, and im a first get immigrant, so i kinda went ham on the headcanons. i like to think that vyncent and his family are kurdish but travelled around a lot, including to europe, and as a result vyncent speaks a lot of languages. he primarily spoke kurdish at home and used to mix in some arabic, but fell out of practice with arabic as he travelled away from kurdistan. though now he has nobody to share that language with and just speaks english. (also idk if it would make sense with canon but i like him not knowing english before he arrived and having to learn it, and still struggling with grammar and spelling). i think he sometimes speaks kurdish to himself so he can remember home. also he should have an accent i think more characters should have accents. i also think hes muslim, in a no powers AU he would totally be a straight up muslim immigrant with DID imo. I like the idea that he managed to take his traditional dress with him, that he picked out the fabric for, and now its one of his only reminders of home. back home he never wore it much, only for special occasions, but he likes to find excuses to wear it now (this is also why my design for him looks like that). also kurdish daggers look cool.

i just think it suits him, specifically vyncent as a kurdish immigrant. the distance from his home and culture, worrying about "back home" etc.

[yellowraincoat]

Lol if you ever want to be sad think about how Cough it Out by the front bottoms a KitTy song

It’s getting harder and harder and harder and harder for me to call you friend

[mrburnsnuclearpussy]

Dude I can’t even.

[sharki-leftishark]

so much to do and yet I can’t help making a shitpost for my blorbos

[heartsforhavik]

superfan! yandere boy x gn! popstar reader

✰ warnings: stalking, obsessiveness, breaking and entering, nsfw, masochist yandere, overstimulation, thigh riding, bondage, male masturbation, unhealthy behavior, average yandere tendencies, male yandere oc (he’s very pathetic and perverted, it’s giving “step on me” energy.) gender neutral reader

✰ a/n: heyyyyy guess who isn’t dead.. i literally open tumblr every 3 minutes i just haven’t been posting. but i’m hereeeee lol. here’s a random yandere oc post, sorry it’s not mortal kombat. (tbh i have faded away from my mk obsession and now i am obsessed with until dawn, the quarry, tlou, and rdr.)

part two here!

superfan! yandere boy that buys all of your merchandise and streams your music on loop 24/7. even while he sleeps.

superfan! yandere boy that commissions artists to draw you and him together in different styles. some of them may depict him on a cute date with you, and some are more explicit and depict you stepping on him or choking him.

superfan! yandere boy that sneaks into your concerts if he didn’t manage to buy a ticket. no matter how strong your security is, he will always manage to find a way in and pretend he's just a regular fan.

superfan! yandere boy that will even sneak onto your house and film you through your window for hours, and then he would go home and touch himself to the footage of you.

superfan! yandere boy that wants to buy meet-and-greet tickets to see you, and be able to feel your presence up close and be able to speak to you personally. but as much as he craves your attention, he knows he wouldn't be able to handle it and would crumble immediately the second you look him in the eyes.

superfan! yandere boy that pays people to stalk you and take pictures of you when he can't do it himself. especially ones when you have a wardrobe malfunction.

superfan! yandere boy that goes to sleep every night fantasizing and dreaming of you. his particular favorite wet dream is of you letting him ride your thigh, grinding against your skin as a desperate attempt to feel any friction on his cock. your hands would roam around his body as he relishes in your attention, no matter where you touch him. any small nudge or brush against his skin would set his heart on fire and oh no where'd his pants go-

superfan! yandere boy that thinks you could do no wrong. you said something offensive and got yourself cancelled? he is your number one defender and would be threatening your naysayers on the internet. he would even go as far as to learn to hack just so he could delete their accounts.

superfan! yandere boy that almost WANTS to get caught. he knows he wouldn't be able to handle your attention, so he avoids it, but a part of him wants to get caught and outed for his perverted, stalker ways. he wants to hear you cuss him out and degrade him. he wants to see the disgusted look on your face as he is exposed for everything he did. spit on him, kick him, treat him like vermin, he doesn't mind. he gets off on the thought of you punishing him. he has a particular fantasy where your punishment for him is by tying him up and overstimulating him until he is crying, whimpering, and almost fainting. but he would still beg for more. no matter how long it lasts. it could be a week long and he still wouldn't be satisfied.