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Sheep sheltering at a bus stop on a rainy day in Ireland.

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while im talking bad fanfic lubes: rosin is only used with bowed string instruments, not plucked ones! it goes on the bow hairs to make them grip the strings better! most importantly, it comes in a SOLID CAKE and is STICKY. it's literally the opposite of lube. and jaskier thewitcher wouldn't be carrying it around anyway, because he plays THE LUTE

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Astronaut tweets

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Everyone finds that one random unposed snapshot of their mother from 30 years ago where she is literally the most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life

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Foragers (2022, Jumana Manna 🇵🇸)

Za’atar and akkoub are popular herbs in Palestinian culture and cuisine. In 1977, however, Ariel Sharon declared za’atar a ‘protected plant’, rendering its foraging, possession or trade a criminal offense. Akkoub suffered a similar fate when it was labelled protected in 2005. Those who pick za’atar and akkoub subsequently became lawbreakers and in many cases were indicted and convicted. The picking of za’atar and akkoub, nonetheless, continues while many regard it as an act of resistance. (src)

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Blade of Marmora

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I’m rereading my fics, and damn I am good. Enough time has passed that I don’t remember most of them in any detail; it almost feels like reading a fic by someone else. Absolutely delighted by my ridiculous ideas—jiggly bush shiro?? Weight lifting and chair constructing and flower shop x bike shop femsheith???

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Explain yourself.

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

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flip the script on penetration metaphors. yonic weapons, phallic wounds.

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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

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genuinely cant stop thinking about whatever early human first looked a literal wolf full in the face and thought domestication would be fun but ALSO cant stop thinking about the ENTIRE early human tribe that absolutely did NOT think to stop them

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this has been plaguing my mind for days

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One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

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Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

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you used to be able to go into a tag after you watched a little movie and find a gorgeous little gifset or photoset or 12 and now you're lucky if you can wade through all the xreader posts to find even one we used to be a website