#house for mortgage

[skellydun]

officially will be a homeowner next friday??? which is nuts to think about??? can't wait to paint everything a shade of green and make small talk with my neighbors over the fence in the yard or whatever homeowners do

[hollowwish]

You guys do realize a lot of watcher fans complaining about the six dollars don't just need to "cancel their disney+ or hulu subscriptions." They're the people who ALREADY can't afford streaming services. It's not that they should be supporting independent creators over big corporations, it's that they literally cannot afford to do either.

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[evermorepeyton]

i want so badly to come across one of these comments because this doesn’t feel real, i don’t go much on tiktok but is this……. real?

[thankstothe]

[generic-whumperz]

Babe, stop bothering me, can’t you see that I’m busy daydreaming about putting pretty fictional men though hell?

[retrogamingblog2]

[jonathanbyersphd]

Having a lot of big feelings about the Byers and poverty that I can't express rn

[litsy-kalyptica]

Are you in too deep on DNP when you start daydreaming about the process of them getting a mortgage?

[comradekarin]

its not a big deal or anything but where did the poor/homeless toji memes come from IJBOLLL? cash wise he was making small mortgages on average with those jobs he was doing. he was just a dumbass and gambled a lot of it away. sure he was freeloading and being a whore but he wasn’t poor chile. do yall think gumi was living in the bushes at a park LMAOO? is this one of those fandom jokes that don’t really match up with canon because wdym he can’t afford clean underwear and groceries (his big back ass was canonically eating more than he was fighting mind yall)-

[swan2swan]

I just had a dark humor au thought (which was more of a quantum leap into the writers' room, bc this seems like a joking pitch) where during the attack on Sammy's ranch, Ben or Darius ends up in the barn and sees one of the Atrociraptors munching on Bessie's calf.

It's one of those things that would be tonally in-line with the dog being eaten in Jaws or The Lost World (Spielberg...), though a little more horrific. Too horrific, in fact, and mean-spirited, but Sammy did drop that verbal mention earlier in what would have been a perfect setup.

Obviously, doing that would have not just been too mean for a kid's show and probably violated some rules or another (which is why I'm sure someone jokingly pitched it), but it would also have required more assets...you would want a distressed Bessie, and one cow probably means other cows, so now you have to animate a bunch of cows, you need your silhouette of a dead calf, all sorts of stuff.

So instead, they just killed Carl.

[chiosavince]

I AM OFFICIALLY DEBT FREE!!!!!!

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[bitchesgetriches]

Greetings! Do y'all have some basic info on buying a house and rent-to-own? I don't come from money, but I'm almost 30 and will likely continue to work in the tech industry for the next 30 or so years, so I may very well be able to afford something (eventually, hopefully). I haven't _seriously_ started researching on my own, so any "beginner" info would be greatly appreciated :) thanks!

Absolutely, pet! We did a whole episode of the podcast on just this topic. Here it is:

Season 2, Episode 2: “I'm Not Ready to Buy a House---But How Do I *Get Ready* to Get Ready?”

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[blossoms-phan]

the hottest thing about dnp is that they’re homeowners