#“Hey what if we kill Bessie?”
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I just had a dark humor au thought (which was more of a quantum leap into the writers' room, bc this seems like a joking pitch) where during the attack on Sammy's ranch, Ben or Darius ends up in the barn and sees one of the Atrociraptors munching on Bessie's calf.
It's one of those things that would be tonally in-line with the dog being eaten in Jaws or The Lost World (Spielberg...), though a little more horrific. Too horrific, in fact, and mean-spirited, but Sammy did drop that verbal mention earlier in what would have been a perfect setup.
Obviously, doing that would have not just been too mean for a kid's show and probably violated some rules or another (which is why I'm sure someone jokingly pitched it), but it would also have required more assets...you would want a distressed Bessie, and one cow probably means other cows, so now you have to animate a bunch of cows, you need your silhouette of a dead calf, all sorts of stuff.
So instead, they just killed Carl.
#I don't know if this was ACTUALLY something that happened but it does seem like an effective Batman Decapitation Gambit#“Hey what if we kill Bessie?”#“No that's mean....what if we give Bessie a CALF and kill that?”#“That's meaner. I love it.”#“Yeah they won't let us do it...how about we give Sammy a neighbor and kill them?”#“That'll work. Probably have to make them mean.”#jwct#chaos theory#jurassic world: chaos theory#as it stands now the baby just needs to be cared for by Sammy's family or some other neighboring rancher#Sammy's herd's adopted#....really need an episode or fic where Sammy stresses out about ALL THE FARMWORK SHE'S NOT DOING NOW#cows ain't gonna milk themselves!!!!!!!#house is gonna get varmints!#her food supplies!#her MORTGAGE#she's an ADULT
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Join me in my plans for universal conquest. I won't kill you. I'll even give you a fair share of what's left of the cosmos when I'm done. I prommy (new word for I promise)
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oh this is going to do irreversible damage to my vocabulary for sure
#i can just feel it
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I refuse to believe the Brigadier is Scottish
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I refuse to believe in Norfolk. We appear to be at a stalemate.
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i wont leave u i prommy
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what if i left you
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id react normally
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time to fucking kill myself.
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ineeed hm to break evrry bonein mjy bodyy. sexuaaly
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We've all emotionally neglected a teenager to an early grave before haha
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??? no even i haven't done that and i'm a mass murderer
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Oh wow. This is a new low.
#Oh how the conses are quencing #<- this too is going to deal permanent damage to my vocabulary.
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Deep down, what we all really want in life is a cool yellow car
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called bessie
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You. You get it
#For some reason my son does not feel the same way
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hey does anyone know if we've got any days that AREN'T the worst day of my fucking life next week
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strong as fuck ice mummy next monday just shoot me now and be done with it why don't you
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The Doctor is dead :( nothing we can do about it. Sad
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Good news: It's faint, but I'm fairly sure I can detect a pulse.
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Face it, Harry! He's drowned!
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Will you all quit talking about me like I'm already dead
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i had considered that the doctor was the stupidest person alive but i failed to consider that his friends are pretty thick too
#sigh #one day...
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how the flip does arthur cope with no dutch?? for the first time in so so so long there is no dutch??
oh ouch thank you for reminding me what a question. this is high honor helped john escape arthur. an arthur who died alone because dutch walked away but he died holding onto the relief that dutch didn't go with micah. maybe dutch had a chance, maybe dutch could save himself
hosea and bessie silently agree they need to protect him from that knowledge for as long as possible and for just barely long enough arthur isn't curious. they've gotten pretty decent at helping people adjust to the timewarp! you don't start with btw we're in the future we know about everything that happens to the gang and it's awful.
they focus on the happy things like hey we're okay, we're all together and we're here. things are really different there's a lot of noises and smells and things to get used to like cars are mainstream. going outside means the constant noise of engines instead of horses. sometimes you can hear electricity humming and that is a really weird noise but look how easy it is to make toast! so many foods that were like insanely difficult/risky to get like milk are just parts of life. you can put milk in coffee without it instantly coagulating it's okay that the milk been in the fridge for four days it tastes the same as when we opened it
arthur jumps like a cat for at least 2 weeks every time the toaster pops but if there's one routine he picks up insanely fast it's the simple joy of waking up and having warm toast with coffee in the morning. arthur morgan figuring out what he likes on toast. the first weekend where bessie is home and he wakes up to the smell of bacon and eggs and pancakes (not because bessie is a homemaker but because the gang are yet to prove themselves capable of using a gas stove (hosea will take over one day and be too passionate about the perfect fried egg)) i'm so sorry i'm getting off topic but the sheer joy he would get out of the smallest simple modern pleasures
arthur wanted to get out of the gang, in the end. he wanted to rest and it literally took him dying to get it because he was so loyal to dutch. it's a relief to rest even if he isn't physically drained and sore because of tb anymore but that mental fatigue is still there. he went through so much and now he gets to rest knowing that the people he had to mourn are there. he gets to sleep in a bed every night instead of it being something he pays for the luxury of. it's comforting dutch isn't there because it means dutch is still alive somewhere
but it's innevitable. hosea, bessie, annabelle, even lenny and sean, waiting in dreadful anticipation for the day arthur connects the dots that they aren't in an alternate universe they are in the gang's future and they know what happens to them. and dutch-
hosea has to be the one to tell him. knowing arthur tried, remembering the relief in arthur's face literally days after processing his own death as arthur explains at least dutch didn't go with micah because arthur tried and he thought dutch had a chance of becoming himself again. it's the worst conversation in his life - explaining to his unruly son that dutch did change but he went back to micah. he got the blackwater money. he started a new gang that were almost a parody of the o'driscolls and killed innocents like muriel scranton just for a chance to escape. that eagle flies's death meant so little to dutch that he went out of his way to continue exploiting the anger of displaced young native americans to make up his new gang. that a professor that worked with john wrote about the night dutch van der linde jovially told john that he was going to kill him for 'i don't know, sport, i guess?' and dutch died in 1911 reportedly killed by john himself (according to the bureau's reports)
god fellas would it be enough to make arthur cry? christ i still don't think he would be able to let himself cry in front of hosea and tries to be dismissive like well we all saw what he was becoming after blackwater. reminds me of something rains fall said about people not changing, just becoming more of who they always were. guess we (john and I) were right in the end, maybe we hadn't really known dutch at all and we were never who we thought we were (who dutch told us we were, we were never idealists, we were killers from the damned start)
but he does cry. alone. in the bedroom that sometimes felt so comfortably private but suddenly feels like more of a box than his wagon back at camp. the fact he still thinks of back at camp, like it's something he can go back to. he still misses dutch. old dutch. he misses camp before blackwater and they made a goddamn mess of everything and he cries because he misses it. he still can't doesn't want to believe that dutch, old dutch who still cared and believed in things before he started making bad choices and plans went wrong, was the same dutch that went back to micah after arthur tried so hard to convince him. his last words were still pleading for dutch to realize he changed and to change back into the infallable, god-like man he admired. finding out he wasted his breath.
#rdr2 timewarp au#arthur morgan#dutch van der linde#hosea matthews#good afternoon america can i interest you in some emotional devastation
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Son of sin chapter six
Summary : Haegon was given a chance to leave the pit for once a while. A week has past and he found himself exploring the streets of volantis. Unkowningly a familiar face found him
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It was a windy cold morning,I wore the best I could as I walked to the streets of volantis. I didn't really know how i ended up here. But I know otherwise than to get lost.
The Volantene smallfolk weren't as bad as I thought they would be. They were welcoming only at pillow or pleasure houses.
"Hey sweet boy!" A whore from a brothel house called out to me "Only 3 gold coins!"
I ignored here and kept walking i wouldn't want to draw much attention or i would find myself in someone's bed.
I did walk past the red temple it was big and had many people worshipping there.
The religion of the lord of the light.
As I walked i saw a brothel that made me tilt my head and freeze "seriously?"
I squinted my eyes. The brothel said "the dragons lair?"
I was suddenly intrigued as I looked from next to me. A lot of people weren't there expect in that brothel.
What if I check it out? Yeah I'm checking it out.
I walked inside as I looked around.
It smelled like anything to vomit on
Smells of S£x and C>m and many kids of wine
Especially the sounds
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"Who is that?" A women said from the balcony of the brothel in her vanity applying a red lipstick.
"Oh madam...?" The women with her looked downstairs at the boy "I've never seen him before. He looks young. And handsome."
"Handsome?" The women at the vanity got up and walked to it further as she glanced down she squinted her Mismatched eyes down "Pecuilar. He has targaryen features."
"Like you ma'am?" The women with her said
"Mm.." she squinted further as she tilted her head.
A mothers first instict was to notice her child even from afar. Or years to come.
Her eyes slowly widened "haegon?"
"Haegon? Who's that madam visenya?"
Visenya dhaked her head her silver golden hair falling in waves to her waist as she said "Bessie go keep the northen man company in the chamber of number 2."
Visenya said as she acesended the stairs
"Northern number..2? Ser Robin? He's asking for you?"
"Tell him I'm busy."
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As I was exploring this disgusting hell of shame I saw a women acsedning down the stairs. Could she be the madam of this? She has a familiar face.
"You,boy. What are you doing here?" Visenya said as she walked to her arms crossed
"I was intrigued by the brothels name."
"Were you?" Visenya hummed as she looked at him up and down "you look like you're father."
"Fat- what?" I said staring at this woman father? Aegon? Ugh yuck.. don't even start there.
I snapped out of it as I looked at her "father? And you know him?"
"You seriously don't recognise me?" Visenya said with a pouty face
"No i don't? And you might have the wrong person."
"Haegon is it?"
"....How'd you know?"
"Simple you're my..." she didn't continue the scentance as her eyes softened as she glanced back at me
"My?" I continued her reply "you can't say something so like that and expect me to know.
"Fine. You're my son. " visenya said her arms un crossing.
"I'm you're son? Says who."
"Says me. Listen boy. I'm you're mother. I'm visenya."
I was in outer shock this is my mother my almost murderer? "How do i know you're not lying?"
"Because I'm not. You have my eyes."
"....how do you even know I'm you're son? He could be anybody."
"A mothers first instict is her child and you're mine."
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A few hours later at the top of the brothel.
"Here's some tea." She gave me tea. As she sat down from across of me
"So if you're my mother why did you want to kill me?"
"Well I never wnated to be one. Aegon was my uncle. We both were in this quite of a fling. We did get married when I had you. I had rage. Aegon cheated on me. And I was nothing for his view. So I put my anger out on you."
"You were married? Than why am I bastard if I was born in wedlock? This is a turn of events."
"Haegon. You were a sin to me."
"How?"
"Well...you were everything i hated in myself. And well...you were declared a bastard after me and aegons divorce"
"So you let me gor thru hell? That pit i was a slave,a Father,A server,A maid at all once. I went thru a lot. I didn't even get permission to go to the bathroom. Unless taking the other bastards to teach them how to pee"
Visenya got quiet as she placed her cup down "well that's a bastards life. And you were never meant to be one. But you're father hated me after everything. So you remained him of me. And that's when you were sent to the pit. "
I sighed "Don't you ever want to see him aegon? After all he was you're first love?"
"That love is dead now. I find company with other men he finds company with other women it never works"
"Than why...love each other?"
"Complicated to say" she got up "drink you're tea. It will get cold."
"Uh....okay?" I sipped my tea as I stared at my mother
"Did you meet my mother?" I nodded "yes I met Rhaenyra and I joined her too."
"Does you're father know?"
"No and I don't care if he does"
"Aegon when I first birthed you. He was clingy with you. Since you were his first."
"Everyone says that."
"Exactly. You know you could tell ur father you want to be legitimate again."
"No thanks."
"Oh?" She turned to me her eyebrows raised "why?"
"I'm done with the fucktower bullshit"
"Fucktower? That's a nickname i suppose."
"So why did you start working here?"
"I wanted to be free from duties. This quite helped."
"Hm...So I need you're help. I want to leave the pit."
"Haegon I'm not up to that. It's you that has to speak with aegon."
"I don't want to see his pouty godzilla face."
"Too bad."
Groan "Seriously? He last time asked me to tutor his son. His nepo baby son."
"Nepo?" She cracked a chuckled as she said "You were also one. With that loaded crib full of toys."
"It's utterly ridiculous."
"Try to chat with you're father if it doesn't work. I'll try to step in."
"You would? That's something I could find peace in."
"They used to call you son of sin didn't they? They thought especially alicent. That i conceived you with aegon out of wedlock. That's why you're bastard status is pressured."
"Great that old diggity green marble?"
"Yes. And well what are u doing after this?"
"Go back to poop land."
"Poop...land...is that the pit?"
"Yes it has many names. Poop land. The greens buttcheeks. Sperm holdfast. Many more."
"Hm...well when do you leave?"
"Probably at the 12th clock."
"So...at the lunch time?" She glanced at the clock "it's 12th and 1."
I got up "well i have to leave now."
"Wait...i want to give you something." She pulled out a golden necklace that had a compass on it.
"What's that for?"
"For you for guidance. In case of anything."
She placed it around my neck "I felt guilty ever since I tried to do that to you as a kid. You were my flesh and blood."
I was silent as I nod as I turned to leave as I pause and turn my head "I forgive you." As I walked out
She cracked a sad smile as I left
"So who was that?" Bessie said
Her smile faded "None of you're buessniess Bess" Visenya snapped.
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I returned back to the pit after a long journey.
I yawned. Please don't let me see ser arryk.
I walked inside as I saw the father of man whores.
Could u guess it?
Hm
Easy!
Aegon who else? Blehhhhhhhhh
"What are you doing here?" I crossed my arms
"Haegon. I wanted to have a talk."
"A talk." Hm..."talk."
"Who told you to go see you're mother?"
"....what?"
"Who told you?"
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
"Haegon."
"Who told you? I gave you permission to leave to go to the market. Somewhere near. What the hell took you to volantis?"
"Ser arryk said i could go wherever."
"Ser arryk?"
"Yes that arryk."
"Let me tell you something. You're my bastard aren't you? Yes you are. You're also my first. Yes you are. And for this decision you're making problems."
"How am I making problems?"
"Ser wylde saw you burning the flags. Our flags"
"Who's our?"
"You're a hightower boy. Half or not."
"And what's you're point?"
"You're legitimate status is back."
"Exvuse me?" No that was my nightmare "I do not want to be legitimate"
"This is so insane."
"Why?"
"You hate you're father? And go to a women that almost killed you?"
"She's my mother. And at least I was treated their nicely. Unlike you being treated garbage in this hell of a pit."
"Well since you're now my legal son. You will not be my heir. Since jaehaerys is alive. But you will be my second. And you're joining me."
"Joining green? Fuck no."
"Why? You joined Rhaenyra?"
"No."
"Than why not help me? You're father."
"Father? My ass. I never wanted to born of of you're sperm."
"Well you are now. And you will do well to know it."
"Tomorrow morning you'll leave the pit."
"Why? Stay with you and ur family of dogs?"
"Dogs? Is that meant to insult me?"
"Exactly. You're a dog."
"Get out of my sight and be prepared tomorrow."
"Make me. Delusional fuck boy."
I walked upstairs the pit. I felt his glare behind me. That asshole
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[Day 2]
ALL very canon complimenting except Bessie being like that. i thot we settled that Bessie is feral, c'mon man, make up your mind
WHAT THE CHRIST. GRANNY?????? GRANMAMA,,
this is very funny for reasons i shall not disclose as of yet
you two JUST snuggled through the night, why is Notos such a fucking gremlin in this. i love that. "fuck you, cousin." "yeah okay."
team shithead. hey Pebbles my dearest, do you still have that mace from Suns... i'm just sayin..... he's right here and very irritating
holy fuck. thanks, dad??? late in Nish's arc we are, apparently
[Night 2]
Y'ALL ARE MEANT TO BE BESTIES, YO all that Inn did durin all of this was scream into the night and try to hunt. i am impressed by her fail cringe nature
oh you hate to see that. he shat himself to death cuz of NAE, that's understandable actually
i FORGOT to change the PRONOUNS for Boreas, FUCK. but bow goes so well with Euros urhgorhu... my little Amor kinnie. bow n arrows is what he picked up at the beginning!!! guess he pelted Boreas with those feckin thangs
family (and killing therapy dog) hang out :)
an ask in my inbox gave me the idea to hunger games simulator the iterators, so i'mma see if i can come up with 6 MORE iterators than i already have or give up n use other OCs n if anythin funny happens yall get ready for those cringe ass nae nae (/j) HG sim doodle posts
#Spot says stuff#oc tag#shkiki called me to watch her play genshin impact 😔 so heres a bit of the game now imma see if i can get thru it whole today
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tag dump 1,
#out of coherence | OOC#we eagerly await your correspondence | ASK MEMES#howdy queuedy | QUEUE#grabby hands,but with dignity | WISHLIST#what doesn’t kill you makes you really weird at parties | IC: janet#three determinate states the cat could be in: dead. alive. bloody furious. | ABT: janet#get it — see food | AES: janet#dirtiest mouth this side of the mississippi | MUSINGS: janet#but it waved its sadness like a battle flag | ST: janet#the gal with the muck rake | IC: bessie#the truth shall make you free | ABT: bessie#all the radiance that a sudden sun discloses | AES: bessie#but we fight for roses too | MUSINGS: bessie#for the people hear us singing | ST: bessie#hey there trouble! | IC: dyalla#big teeth. big arms. big hugs. | ABT: dyalla#a muscle the size of your fist | AES: dyalla#keep on loving! keep on fighting! | MUSINGS: dyalla#spit teeth,shut up,and sing! | ST: dyalla
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RDR2 Incorrect Quotes pt. 27
Pearson: What are the signs of depression?
Hosea: It depends, why?
Pearson: Arthur just dropped a deer and said, “Why has God forsaken me?” while holding up a peace sign.
After Blessed Are The Peacemakers:
Arthur: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice to be held.
Dutch: Nothing disturbs Arthur anymore . . . just watch this. Hey Arthur, I heard there’s an impending natural disaster headed right our way!
Arthur: Cool . . . Imma go fistfight god behind a general store.
Dutch: See, my son thrives in chaos.
Kieran: I really don’t feel like this is something we need to praise and encourage . . . I should’ve let you guys kill me when you found me.
Dutch: Hey, Hosea?
Hosea: Yeah?
Dutch: I love you.
Hosea:
Hosea: What did you do?
Arthur: How high are you?
Swanson: No, it’s “Hi, how are you?”.
Hosea: Is the pain bad?
Arthur: It’s not that bad.
Hosea: Don’t lie to yourself.
Arthur: I’m not lying to myself, I’m lying to you.
Dutch: Annabelle, I never meant to hurt you. Whenever you’re hurt I feel awful, it’s the worst, I hate it.
Annabelle: Wow. You’ve managed to make even empathy selfish.
Vet: I’m sorry, but your horse is pronounced dead.
Kieran: Oh my god
Kieran: I can’t believe I’ve been pronouncing it wrong this whole time.
Bessie: This is my husband, Hosea. And this is Hosea’s husband, Dutch.
Annabelle: Wait, sorry, what’s the situation?
Bessie: Hosea is bi, so he’s straight for me, but he’s gay for Dutch, and Dutch’s really gay for Hosea. And Dutch hates me.
Dutch: It’s not that complicated.
Hosea: No . . .
Arthur: Sorry I’m late. I was . . . doing things.
Micah: *comes running up the stairs out of breath* He pushed me down the fucking stairs!
Arthur: “Push” is such a strong word. I prefer to call it “giving you a little nudge”.
Micah: Oh, I’ll give you a little nudge when I shove my foot up your ass!!
Arthur: Hey! Watch your fucking language in front of the gang leader.
Dutch:
#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#reddeadredemption2#reddead#simon pearson#hosea matthews#arthur morgan#dutch van der linde#kieran duffy#orville swanson#reverend swanson#annabelle rdr2#bessie matthews#micah bell#vandermatthews#dutch x annabelle#hosea x bessie#not a huge fan of the parks & rec quote but it’s there so#incorrect rdr2 quotes#incorrect quotes
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This was inspired from the though ‘What if Anne actually did get sick in Amphibia?’ Instead of playing sick to get out of chores (and the fact that I was feeling icky this morning).
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Anne cracked her eyes open and immediately regretted it. She groaned and rolled onto her back. The bright light in the little room stabbed into her eyes and she covered them. She moaned softly as she realized that she was sick. Her muscles ached and her head felt full of cotton.
Sprig hopped over to her cot. “Good morning!” He looked at her and asked, “Anne?”
“I think I’m sick, Sprig.” Anne said.
“Should I get Sasha?” Sprig asked. Anne nodded and he hopped off. Anne’s eyelids felt heavy and she struggled to keep them open.
She must have fallen asleep, though, because she was woken by Sasha gently shaking her shoulder.
“Hey, Anne.” Sasha said softly. “You okay?”
“I think I’m sick.”
Sasha placed her hand on Anne’s forehead and a worried expression crossed her face. “You’re burning up!”
Anne laughed under her breath. “You sound like a worried mom.” Sasha looked away and Anne apologized. “Sorry.” Anne knew the rocky relationship Sasha had with her parents.
“It’s… it’s okay.” Sasha took off her cape and shook it out. “We need to break the fever. Here.” She wrapped the fluffy cape around Anne and made sure her friend was comfortable. “I have a mission to run, but I’ll be back later.”
“You better be.” Anne muttered as she snuggled into the fluffiness of Sasha’s cape. Sasha paused as she left the room, resting a hand on the entryway.
The whole day, Sasha worried about Anne. If Anne had caught some amphibian disease, it could easily kill her. Human and frog biology was so different, and Sasha didn’t know if they even had a medic in the Resistance.
As soon as they returned from the mission, Sasha took off, racing towards her friend’s room. She burst through the door and stopped dead in her tracks. Anne was curled up in a nest of blankets, with Sasha’s cape still wrapped around her shoulders and surrounded by the Plantars.
“Is she… okay?” Sasha asked.
“We don’t know. Her temperature started to go down, but then it skyrocketed.” Hop Pop said.
Polly looked at Sasha expectantly. “What?” Sasha asked.
“You’re a human too! Do you know how to fix her?”
“I-” Sasha looked at Anne. Anne was flushed and sweaty, but shivering as if she had a severe case of hypothermia. “No.” Sasha’s voice fell. “I don’t know what’s wrong with her or how to help.”
Sprig put his hand over Anne’s, which was clenched tight in the fur of Sasha’s cape. A determined expression crossed his face. “Then we’ll just have to figure out what’s wrong with her ourselves. C’mon Sasha.”
Sasha looked at Anne. “I need to stay with her. What if she-”
“Sasha, if you stay in here, you could get just as sick as her.” Hop Pop said.
Standing up, Sasha acknowledged that Hop Pop was right. The Resistance couldn’t lose both it’s commanders. She followed Hop Pop out of Anne’s bedroom and to the snail stables.
“Where are we going?” Sasha asked.
Hop Pop let Bessie out of her stall and climbed on. “To the Wartwood Archives. It’s our best bet of finding a cure that can help Anne.” He extended a hand towards Sasha. She took it and climbed up, next to Hop Pop. He looked down at Sprig and Polly. “You two stay here with your sister.”
Hop Pop shouted, “Bessie, things are gettin’ messy!” The snail shot out of the Resistance base faster than she had ever gone when Sasha was riding her.
“How far away are the archives?” Sasha asked, worry and fear coloring her tone.
“Maybe a mile or two away. It won’t take us long to get there.” Hop Pop reassured her.
I hope you’re right, Sasha thought.
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Sasha had dozed off by the time they reached archives. When Bessie came to a stop, she jerked awake, her hands automatically flying to rest on the hilts of her swords. Hop Pop looked at her uneasily. She remembered trying to kill him and unclenched her hands. He hopped off Bessie and looped her reins over the saddlehorn. He led Sasha over to a large hole in the ground and climbed down a rope ladder that led into the opening.
Sasha followed him. Inside were huge bookcases brimming with books. Sasha spotted a section about weapons, a different section about plants, and a multitude of others. “It’s a library.” She said.
“No, it’s the archives.” Hop Pop said, walking towards a section about medical plants. “Now, look for something that can help Anne.” He pulled a book off of the shelf and sat down in a nearby chair.
Sasha walked around, looking at the different books. “No, no, no…” she muttered. Suddenly, a book seemed to jump out at her. Strange Ailments from Beyond. Sasha pulled it off the shelf and flipped through it. Sketches and illustrations covered the pages, detailing what different diseases did to your body and internal organs. Sasha winced at how graphic some of the drawings were. Descriptions followed each drawing and she skimmed them all until she reached one that sounded like what Anne had. It was an illness that affected any creature, warm- or cold-blooded. Most of the information was on how it affected frogs and newts the most, while it had almost no effect on toads. That means I’m probably safe, Sasha thought. She continued reading. The effects of the disease differed depending on if the affected creature was warm-blooded or cold-blooded. Sasha flipped the page, desperate to find out if there was a cure. In warm-blooded creatures, it would cause the temperature to rise until it killed the creature.
Sasha’s heart dropped and she flipped through the book, hunting for a cure. The best advice the book had was to pray and hope that the affected individual had a peaceful passing. Sasha sat back on her heels and, staring ahead with an empty gaze.
Hop Pop came up the stairs and said, “Did you find something?” Sasha, mute, held out the book. Hop Pop read through the entry and placed the book back on the shelf.
“Sasha, it might not be that, and even if it is, you and Anne came from another world. Maybe this disease will affect her differently?”
Sasha shook her head. “I don’t know, and I don’t care. We should get back to Anne.” She strode over too the ladder and yanked on it to make sure it was secure. When she was sure that is wouldn’t move, she started climbing. Evening light cast long shadows over everything as Sasha climbed onto Bessie. Hop Pop jumped up next to her and took the reins again. This time, the trip seemed to take an eternity.
When they got back to the base, Sasha didn’t run. Instead, she trudged back to Anne’s room. When she got there, she hovered in the doorway, just watching.
Anne was still flushed and sweaty, but her grip on Sasha’s cape had loosened. In fact, her whole body seemed looser, almost as if there was no tension left in her body. Or no strength to stay tense, Sasha’s thoughts whispered. She pushed those thoughts aside and sat next to Anne.
Anne’s breathing was shallow and fast. A sob tried to fight it’s way up Sasha’s throat, and she didn’t push it back. It escaped as a choked whimper. A pair of arms wrapped around Sasha’s middle. She looked down to see Polly trying to wrap her small arms around Sasha, while Sprig hugged her around her chest. Hop Pop joined in the hug and held Sasha as she cried.
#Amphibia#Owl Writes#Fanfiction#this was inspired by my sleep deprivation and how I feel today#not feeling 100%#Anne Boonchuy#Sasha Waybright#Hop Pop#Hopidiah Plantar#Sprig Plantar#Polly Plantar#sickfic#please don’t tag as ship!#it would be greatly appreciated!#okay but does Wartwood have a doctor?#yes I did have Hop Pop casually call Anne Sprig and Polly’s sister#BUT DOES WARTWOOD HAVE A DOCTOR???!!!#I had fun writing this#Sasha’s POV is fun to write from#and having her interact with the other characters?#really fun#and I’m feeling better don’t worry#I hope you like it!#sorry I ended this on an angsty note#I just can’t think of a better way to end it#if anyone wants to finish this you can#angst
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IN GHE GHETTO
Chapter 8
Warnings: Mention of suicide nothing crazy though
“Kevin took Rose’s hand and led her into the the-a-tree”
“That says theatre Arthur “
You were tryna teach Arthur a little reading and he was actually getting the hang of it. Bessie said Arthur was as dumb as a dogs ass and begged you to teach him. So here you were. Sitting under a tree with him reading him a book Bessie lent you.
“This is boring Y/N let’s go fishing”
“No I promised Bessie I’d read to you”
“You can read to me while I fish c’mon let’s go”
He got up and started walking to the lake you two had previously been in. This was your little hangout spot now. Whenever you wanted to spend some alone time together you’d come here.
Arthur got his fishing pole and casted it out. You decided to just say fuck it and dropped the book. You got next to Arthur and casted your fishing pole not too close to his.
You turned to look at him. God he was so beautiful. Those eyes. Those icy blue eyes of his. He turned to look at you and when he caught you staring he smiled. You thought he was gonna make some stupid comment but instead he pecked your cheek. You smiled and laid your head on his shoulder.
“We’ll look at you two love birds!”
Startled, y’all look back to see Hosea.
“I was gonna ask if y’all wanted to get something to eat but…”
You shot up at his comment.
“Yes! I wanna go! I’m starving!”
Arthur stood up with a huff, a little disappointed.
“Way to ruin the moment old man”
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Hosea took y’all to a restaurant and you ordered some Mac and cheese with some ribs and a lemon iced tea.
You were poking your fork through the food so hard it was hitting the plate underneath. Hosea and Arthur just stared at you while you were stuffing the food in your mouth.
“Damn girl you sure know how to put it away”
You just looked at Arthur and laughed.
“Anyway what are we doing today Hosea I’m tired of sitting around.”
“Nothing. We have enough money to relax for the day. Why don’t you and Y/N go run off and do something? You’re young go have fun”
“I guess we oughta”
After y’all were done you and Arthur walked around town. He had bought you some caramel popcorn and a candy apple for himself. You guys stumbled across a theatre that was showing a play.
“Hey look Arthur it’s a the-a-tree”
“Oh shut up. You wanna go in or not?”
You bought your tickets for both yourselves and walked inside.
“Man these girls sure are ugly”
“Don’t say that Arthur”
“Seems like anyone can be an actor nowadays. You think you could be an actor?”
“Hell no, I wouldn’t want to have to kiss another man that’s not you”
Arthur chuckled and put his arm around your shoulders.
“Good answer”
The leading man of the play named Jeffrey Stalen was holding a woman and began to speak up.
“I don’t care what anyone says. They could strip me of my rank and that still wouldn’t change what I feel for you. It’s you who gives me life. I love you. I love you. I love you!”
Arthur just couldn’t help himself and bust out laughing. Everyone stopped watching the play and stared at the boy next to you.
“You lot actually like this shit? It’s so corny!”
Jeff looked stunned.
“Who said that!? Who’s laughing!?”
You took Arthur’s hand and rose it up. Arthur quickly put it back down to avoid confrontation. Usually he wouldn’t back down but he knew he was with you and he didn’t want to ruin the date y’all were having.
Jeff calmed down and continued. “Catherine I love you more than life itself”
It was now your time to shit on the play. “Boo Jeff. Boo no one likes Jeffrey Stalen”
Jeff looked out to the audience with a scowl for a second and then back to his love interest. “If the devil were to ever look at you. All the fires in hell would clear up”
“Boooooo. He’s pushing religion on to the audience get him off the stage booooo”
Jeff threw the woman in his arms to the ground and shouted to the audience. “Godammit! I will personally shit down the throat of the fucker who decided hating on art was funny! I swear to god I will kill myself on this stage if you don’t show yourself right now!
Arthur finally had enough and stood up.
“I said this play is corny and I’m getting sick of everyone praising these god awful actors for playing make believe”
Arthur chucked his sticky caramel apple at Jeff and it got stuck in his hair. Jeff screamed in agony and started sprawling out on the floor like a fish out of water.
Everyone in the audience began cursing and yelling at the two of you for ruining the play. So you two ran out as fast you could while laughing.
“Why’d you go and do that Arthur?” You said in between laughs
“I’m fine being responsible for a murder but a public suicide is a little too much for me. Damn actors are so dramatic”
“And you wasted your money by throwing that apple at the poor guy”
“Who cares? They could strip me of my wallet and that still wouldn’t change the way I feel for you it’s you who gives me life Y/N”
“No way you’re actually quoting that clown!”
Arthur grabbed you and kissed you repeatedly all over your face.
“I love you. I love you. I love you more than life itself!”
When you got back to camp y’all were still laughing about the whole thing.
“Something interesting happen?”
Hosea asked
You and Arthur tried to explain the situation but you just kept laughing in between words. You couldn’t even get a full sentence out or it’d be incoherent.
Bessie just shook her head.
“Oh just leave them alone Hosea. Say do you want to go to the theatre tomorrow? I heard Jeffrey Stalen was in town?”
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More Incorrect Pre-Canon VDL Gang Quotes But I Made It More Gay
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Dutch: I can feel you undressing me with your eyes.
Hosea: I'm adding more layers.
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John: I’m an expert at identifying birds!
Hosea: Yeah? What about those birds over there?
John: Hm.
John: Yep! Those are birds!
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Annabelle: Studies show that you are cute.
Bessie: Source?
Annabelle: Myself.
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Hosea: You wanna go with me or Dutch?
Arthur:
Hosea: You’re doing eenie meenie miney mo in your head, aren’t you?
Arthur: Mo.
Arthur: I mean
Arthur: No.
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Dutch: This is a private meeting, Arthur.
Arthur: The tent isn’t sound proof. Besides, he’s just going to tell me everything later anyway.
John: True that, I’m terrible at keeping secrets.
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Hosea: You need to pull yourself together. You are coming across as distinctly paranoid.
Dutch: Everyone keeps saying that! It’s like a conspiracy.
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Hosea: Money aside, what do you want right now?
Dutch: The money you just put aside.
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Dutch: What’s it called when you fold paper to look like birds and shit.
Arthur: That’s oregano.
John: No, it’s called orgasm!
Hosea: You’re all so stupid-
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Dutch: What are your kinks?
Bessie: Ummm... love and support from people who love me as much as I love them.
Dutch: Corny. Anyways, I wanna be choked-
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Dutch: I’m ignoring you.
Hosea:
Dutch: I saidI’m ignoring you!
Hosea:
Dutch: Stop ignoring me ignoring you!
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Annabelle: I’d rather kill Dutch than watch Bessie cry.
Bessie, vaguely upset: Hey guys, I sorta had a bad day-
Annabelle, loading a gun: Motherfucker better be prepared to take his last breath.
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Annabelle: Listen, kid-
Arthur: You can call me Arthur.
Annabelle: I'd really rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.
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Annabelle: We’ve got our freedom!
Bessie: And we’ve got our boys!
Dutch: *scoffs* We are not their ‘boys.’
Hosea: Yes we are.
Arthur: Don’t fight it, it won’t end well for you.
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Annabelle: I’m 50% intelligence, 80% power, and 70% a natural hero.
Hosea:
Hosea: That’s 200-
Annabelle: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.
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Bessie, holding a large box: What would you say if I came home with 4 puppies?
Hosea:
Hosea: What’s in the box?
Bessie:
Hosea: Bess what’s in the fucking box-
Bessie: I think you know.
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Hosea: ADOPTION IS NOT A HEALTHY COPING MECHANISM!
Dutch, holding a little Tilly:IT IS TO ME-
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Dutch: How was your trip to town?
John: We almost got surprise adopted!
Dutch: What?
Arthur: We almost got kidnapped.
Dutch: Oh, okay.
Dutch, abruptly stopping the wagon: WAIT, WHAT-
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Arthur, holding up baby Copper: I asked for a parrot and you got me this?
Arthur: *puts Copper on his shoulder* Where is the north?
Copper:
Arthur: See it doesn’t even freakin work-
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Arthur: Come here.
John: Why?
Arthur: Just come here.
John: No, you’re going to hit me.
#red dead redemption 2#Arthur Morgan#John Marston#Hosea Matthews#Bessie Matthews#Annabelle#Pre-Canon Red Dead Redemption#rdr2
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Bessie and Microangelo & The Third Temple Breakdown!
Ok those set of episodes are really fun and we finally get the reunion between Anne and Sasha! It also set up for the final few episodes of Amphibia. (Oh frog we only have 2 weeks left.....)
As always this will be the lists of things I notice in this set of episode and other stuff! Don't click "Keep Reading" if you haven't seen the episode yet~
Bessie and Microangelo
"Frog devil" does this mean "Frog God" exist?
Hidden armoury under Plantar's house is mentioned(from episode "Family Shrub")
Microangelo's food bowl is gold. Polly really haggle the heck out of some poor employee.
The well's roof look like a bee(awww)
Add Axe to Frobo's tool list
The wagon that was about to crush Micro. is the same one that Newtopia's armourer rides in
wonder what part of Amphibia this map represent
Armour that Anne wear include:
An armor from Legend of Zelda: Breath of Wild
King's skull from The Owl House on the staff of Sorceress Supreme armor
Elite Commando armor reference Mobile suit gundam
Anne's picture is tape to Plantar's family photo(awww)
That bat-bird hybrid is explosive and eat tiny snail. Noted.
Anne's theme can be heard after Marcy and Sprig take her armor off and when she made a little speech
"I don't want a new look cuz I'm finally happy with who I see in the mirror right now. So whatever I put on, I just want to see same me looking back" This really show how much she grown in Amphibia
Anne looking at her reflection is adorable
Anne sweat a little when she ask other what they think of her armor, meaning she's a little nervous what other people think
"Wish I was a cute little snail" WHY DO YOU SOUND SAD HOP POP
Wait if Microangelo is now in the family photo, does this mean Bessie draw it? Also if that's true then why she didn't draw Anne in?
This episode is just pure wholesomeness! Seeing Bessie being such a mom to Microangelo is sooo cuteeeee. Also seeing another episode reflecting about Anne growth is neat. I rate this episode wholesome out of 10.
The Third Temple
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH BBBBBBBAAAAABBBBBYYYY MMMAAAARRRRCYYYYYYYYYYY
Marcy is a nerd since she's a kid, also she seems to like planes
Question: Is it legal to kill or torture fictional teenagers?
THESE 3 BABIES ARE SO CUTE
Sasha have a good heart, she protect people she doesn't know, yet don't want anything in return
Sasha also seems surprise when Anne invite her to play together...does she has friends before them?
Joe Sparrow is REALLY exhausted, so that mean volcano is even further than second temple
Frogs and toads aren't good with extreme heat. Noted.
Anne is shown to be stronger than Marcy(this come back in final challange)
Anne is shocked seeing Sasha, while Marcy is just happy
Sasha just pick up the hammer like it was NOTHING
Anne's theme can be heard when Marcy hug Sasha
"Did you say we?" Anne of the Year Flashback
"The whole reason why we're stalking you is...." has the same energy as Grime saying "We Toads have come here to...." in Reunion
Music box's theme is played when Marcy show Sasha the music box
"Hey u can't tell them what to do!" Anne really standing up for herself now
Marcy follow Sasha without any hesitation
Sasha is annoyed the fact Plantars (and Anne?) doesn't trust her
Marcy is the weakest of the trio (nerd moment)
I seriously can't tell if Sasha was genuine to Anne or not in the fight
Those armour must be very heavy, and Sasha just throw it, against the increased gravity, across the room
Stone monster give a thumb up before dying. Guess he's more of a guardian than a brainless monster.
The girl's position seems to mirror the girl's position in flashback
The recharge station have craving off a buff frog/toad, also have a cone shape(like the volcano)
During recharge process, it look like an eruption from volcano
Sasha's power is completely drained
"We should bring [the box] to king andrias!" Andrias' proposition oh no oh no oh no
Polly said "Take me to my bucket"
Marcy playing with Joe Sparrow is cute
Sasha really want to be friend with Anne again...
This episode make me feel really scared. The girls are back together now and we finally see Marcy and Sasha interact! Both Marcy and Sasha also seem to have their own plan when arriving in Newtopia. Anne starting to trust Sasha, then get betrayed again is going to hurt Anne so much. Plus Marcy doing her own stuff with the box....Anne trust really gotta shatter. Meanwhile Sasha genuinely want to befriend Anne, but need to lie to Anne, Sasha gonna get hurt too. The girl's friendship really look like is about to be broken. I am very scared. It hurts to see their friendship break.
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The Tudors
I wonder if Jonathon Rhys Meyer’s jaw ever hurt from all that scenery he was chewing. Talk about over the top.
I question if it was a good idea to watch this right after the Spanish Princess. I mean, both play kind of fast-and-loose with historical record (Like Katherine performing some kind of samurai episiotomy on Bessie Blount? WHAT WAS THAT?), but overall, I found this series will just throw entire human people out the window.
Why, oh why, oh why did they decide to smush together Henry’s two awesome sisters into one shrewish wine-mom (Also, both Mary and Margaret were younger sisters, so why does.. um.. ‘Marygret’ look like she’s in her late 30s?).
Characters I loved:
William Compton. That guy just made me happy, whenever he was on screen. He was just smiling all the damn time (with the exception of when he like, had the plague and died)
THOMAS MOTHERFUCKING MORE. Way to stick to your guns and go out like a CHAMP. Who says martyrdom can’t be sexy as HELL?
Jane Seymour. I loved her, she was just so good and pure and was kind to Henry’s daughters and respected Katherine’s memory and was just gone too, too soon.
Charlie ‘Man-Slut’ Brandon, and later Charlie ‘I-am-too-old-for-this-shit” Brandon. All hail Henry Cavill’s ability to imply a perpetual facepalm without every bringing hand to head.
Characters I hated:
Henry VIII: We all know the history, he was not a nice dude. And to be totally honest, I’m not sure I could have made it through four seasons of JRM Shatnering his way through Tudor England were it not for the supporting cast.
Katherine Howard: I know she was supposed to be 15 in real life, but Gord she was annoying.
OTP
Call me a weirdo, but I really, really wanted Princess Mary to hook up with Eustace Chapuys. Nothing graphic, I just wanted them to kiss or something. They had really great chemistry in their scenes together and I could really feel how fond the two characters were of each other.
Characters I loved to look at:
Mark smeaton, that fiddler guy. Also, Charlie Brandon. and the King of France.
Characters whose presence I questioned:
Sir Dirtstache, the guy that seem to be there only for the sake of writing music, fucking Sir William, and generally looking like that one guy from Workaholics. (Tell me I am wrong).

Characters whom I thought were going to turn out way different than they did.
Joan Bulmer. I really thought she was going to be a schemer, a power-player, when she showed up and talked Katherine Howard into a place at court. Joan, however, wasn’t a schemer. Joan was that friend from college who asks you to get her a temp job at your new firm, then proceeds to tell your co-workers about your drunken vacation in Mexico. Well-meaning, but can’t read a room.
Stray Observations
- This show really liked to introduce characters and then just kind of kill them or disappear them (e.g. Sir Dirtstache, Eyepatch Pirate Guy, the Boulongne Bromance Duo) without a word.
- While Henry VIII was famous for all his wives, why wasn’t he more famous for his vendetta against guys named Thomas? Wosley, More, Cromwell, Culpepper...It got to the point where if a character was named Thomas, I was like “Welp, that guy is going to fuckin’ DIE.”
- Speaking of Thomas Culpepper? What was with the weirdly out-of-place rape scene? Why set the guy up as a villain in such an obvious yet out of place way, only to not actually make him a convincing villain? I mean, wasn’t him sleeping with George Bolelyn’s widow while plotting to sleep with the queen enough to say “Hey this guy is a bit of a douche?”
- Speaking of the Lady Rochford.. did she honestly think it was more plausible that her husband was sleeping with his sister than it was that he was just gay?
Unofficial Ranking of Queens from best to worst:
Jane Seymour, Katherine of Aragorn, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Parr, and Katherine Howard.
Faces I recognized: Henry Cavill (The Witcher), Natalie Dormer (Game of Thrones), Maria Doyle Kennedy (Orphan Black, Outlander), James Frain (The White Queen, Orphan Black), Peter O’Toole, Max Von Sydow (Game of Thrones), Sam Neill (Jurassic Park), David Bradley (Game of Thrones)
Historical Drama Watch List
#the tudors#tudor england#historical drama#henry viii#anne bolelyn#catherine parr#katherine howard#katherine of aragon#anne of cleves#jane seymour#mary tudor#elizabeth tudor#thomas more#thomas cromwell#jonathan rhys meyers#natalie dormer#maria doyle kennedy#henry cavill#bbc#jeremy northam
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Amphibia Weekly Reviews: Bessie and Mircroangelo/The Third Temple “The Things We’ve Set into Motion Cannot Be Stopped”
Hello all you happy people. It’s been a long road, with an even longer road trip, but the season’s almost over: just two more weeks of Amphibia.. and with all the build up weighing down on our heroes two things are clear: this cannot end well for Anne or anyone involved, and this is going to hurt. It’s going to hurt a LOT. it’s going to be some...
... how have I not used more MST3K gifs. Questions for later. Point is with emotional pain immient, a revolution on the way this episode only ratchets up the tension.. while also sparing some time for makeover jokes and a breather episode about snail mentorships, fashion montages and giant crabs. I do love me some giant crabs. And i’ll tell you allllll about it under the cut.
Bessie and MicroAngelo:
This episode finds our heroes preparing for the third and final temple, loading up the wagon and preparing weapons, maps, potions, all that good stuff.
We end up getting two plots out of this. The first is the titular one: so Polly can help prepare, Hop Pop gives Bessie the task of watchin gher snail and certified cutie MicroAngelo, that tiny Snail who I assumed would disappear forever after his intitial apperance because that’s usually what cartoons does. But much like One Piece, Al Ewing and that owl what watches me while I sleeps, Amphibia never forgets.
It’s some Looney Tunes style shenanigans.. not the bugs or daffy, more on him later today, kind more the “Bigger more responsible party protects the smaller more vunerable or reckless one” kind you’d see eveyr so often. Tom and Jerry also really loved this. And Amphibia wears it well, with some good gags and really cute bonding and some really excellent animation on Bessie, giving the old girl plenty of life and animation. The only part I genuinely do not like is Hop Pop blaming Bessie for.. running after micro angelo afte rhe ran off. Aka doing the job you assigned her.
Someone i’m looking at. Regardless otherwise it’s just some fun, adorable slapstick with a downright precious ending. And hop pop DOES apologize.. and wish he was a cute snail. I do not have time to unpack all the implications there nor ponder what Hop Pop would look like in a snail costume. This week’s given my brain enough nightmares.
So anyway, our subplot has Marcy trying to give Anne a Makeover... and her past attempts with Sasha have been objectively horrifying so Anne is rightly scared, though the armorer who comes to help with it has a blue crab so tha’ts where all my attention. I fucking love crabs.. they just look so neat. Some see the fact a spider crab being out and about in animal crossing as horrifying. I see it as oh look at my cool terrifying crab friend. About the only crab I don’t like is this asshole.
And even then he can be VERY funny. .he’s just also an exploitative douchebag and having worked in food service, let me tell you I.. I get why Squidward is the way he is. That said Krabbyland is a masterpiece entirely because he’s such a terrible person, so it ballances out when the show’s doing it’s best.
Point is I like crabs and I like this subplot.. though mostly because it says a LOT about who Anne and Marcy are and where there at. Part of why Marcy is so gung ho about helping Anne is she figures this is her last shot to be whoever she wants to be. But really she’s just projecting: it’s been obvious since we properly met her that Marcy.. likes living HERE more than earth. On earth she’s an outcast: her hyperfixations, her tendency to babble about things she likes, her smartness... alll things that just make people turn away from her or pick on her on earth, with only two people relaly understanding and appricating her.. maybe more but we don’t know the situation with her parents yet. As someone who is a lot of those things, I get where she’s coming from.
So ending up in a world straight out of an rpg... she florished. Everything that made her life difficult at home suddenly made her florish: her skill with RPG’s meant she could blend in easily with the courtly high class of Newtopia, gave her a love of taking on missions, and allowed her to put her hyperfixation, knowledge and enthusasim to real world use, creating massive improvments in an already ritzy city. Everything that made her an outcast in our world made her a hero there. It’s why I worry about what’s to come: to both Grime and Andrias.. she’s the perfectly made pawn: too desperate to have Sasha back to see the kinfe he wants her to plant in Marcy’s, and too happy to be accepted to see the rpg convention, the benevolent ruler turning out ot be a puppet for the big bad, starring her in the face. Amphibia’s given her her freedom.. but it’s also left her very vunerable and may leave her alone.
As for Anne.. she realizes how far she’s come: from selfish and kind of distructive to selfless and self reliant.. and still kind of destructive but hey, you can’t cahnge eveyrthing about yourself. It’s why when given heavy armor.. all she needs is the core of it.. something simple to guard her but nothing too complex. She’s fine with who she is.. and it’s why she’s in the best place of the three girls. And why she’s left smack in the middle of the war to come. A war she can’t stop and that will leave her having to choose one... or do the right , hard thing and choose neither and try and free them from the bad influences they’ve embded themselves in. Either way this is going to hurt both her and the audience.
Final Thoughts: Bessie and Mircoangelo is good classic cartoon fun with a suprisingly deep subplot. Simple, but a nice pallete clensar, especially since the next episode is pretty tense and given it’s ending and eveyrthing that’s been building this season, it’s likely only going to get worse from here, so it’s nice to have a quick and breezy break before hell comes to frogtown.
The Third Temple:
Before we get to the final temple we get a flashback showing how Sasha met Anne and Marcy. The other two were playing on the swings when two big dillholes pushed them off and Sasha selflessly and fearlessly stood up to them. And promptly beat herself up more than the bullies who dodged her and eventually got so freaked out by whatever the hell this was they ran and a friendship was born. But noticably she’s a lot diffrent 7 years ago, aproximately, than she is at 13: she’s every bit as fearless and willfull.. but the compassion she once had got buried under a need for control. It’s easy to see now WHY Marcy and Anne loved her so much: she was their friend, their protector, she cared about them.. and while she never STOPPED somewhere along the way it became less about doing the right thing for the women she loves and more about getting her way.
And now the two have had time to heal from what their friend girlfriend became.. it’s time to rip that wound wide open as finally, after almost a season of waiting, Sasha reunites with Marcy for the first time and Anne for the second.
Naturally her return is in time for her gem to be charged, though our heroes unware of that didn’t seek her out before going in. This time Frobo’s riding claw though weirdly dosen’t come inside. Which is a problem with Frobo’s addition to the cast as the whole: they’ve kept him out of any episode since his induction into the family and only properly explained it once. It just dosen’t make a lot of sense to me; Yes he is massively powerful but his childlike thought process counters that. He’s easy enough to write in but is left out becasue the writers don’t want to deal with an extra character. And I had more than enough of that shit when watching Ducktales. I don’t need it when your main cast isn’t NEARLY as large or hard to juggle. It’s just galling to have spent an entire season showing he was following them, give him a whole episode.. and then just forget about him because i’ts convient. Hopefully he’ll play a bigger role as things progress and we find out where he came from because his misuse is a dark spot on an otherwise great second half of the season.
Frobo does get to prove himself useful though and open s the temple door he just weirdly dosen’t come along. But this does leave the door open for Sasha to come in as our heroes struggle with the first puzzle: Turns out this dungeon was built by a bro, seriously the temple languge is very broey and VERY hilarious contrasted with how normal for a fantasy setting the others were, as is fitting the strength gem, so our heroes have to compete feats of strength. Unfortunately this does not mean wrestling the ghost of Jerry Stiller to the ground but instead fighting some Lava Worms, and fighting just ONE of them and lifting the provided warhammers is a challenge for Anne.. and she’s the only one who can with Marcy not having enough upper body stregnth and the plantars all de-hydrated spongebob style.
So naturally Sasha ends up being their savor, easily dispatching them and getting some help from grime who while also dehydrated, is still phsycially strong enough to be of some help. Marcy is overjoyed to see her.. and is the only one. Given Marcy hasn’t been on the wrong end of Sasha and Grime like they have, it’s understandable: while Marcy’s grappled with Sasha’s actions and grip on her and Anne, it’s been clear it hasn’t hit her as hard as it has for Anne and she likely dosen’t get the full scope of it like Anne does. To her Sasha just made a mistake and she’s back now and tha’ts what matters. To Anne and the Plantars... sasha and grime tried to kill them and Sasha then tried commiting suciide to save them. The scars of that haven’t really healed for them, nor should they.
And given Sasha has spent the season clearly blamiing everything on Anne defying her and has been raising an army based on her resentment, and given she flew into a jealous blinding rage at finding her exes were fine and dandy without her she.. wholheartdly apologizes.
Yeah she apologizes.. but tellingly while she talks about her and Grime being left homeless following the battle.. she leaves out everything after: The fight with Yuan, the growing rebellion, driving her friends away, the horrifying army Grime now commands. Something’s off.
Anne naturally dosen’t trust her to do this herself and insists on coming along sitll. The next task is juts.. asking how much you lift bro, which Sasha easily passes by lifting, bro.
The final test in Jim Crunch’s Temple of Fitness, I mean who else could’ve wrote this, is of course a big fight with a giant statue of a toad, fitting how each temple so far was built by one of the civlizations: there were frog statues and symbols in the first temple, the second was guarded by a newt and the last now has a toad guard.Though curiously.. the test itself is wholly designed for a human. Before it wasn’t 100% clear even with the hyroglyps if the chosen ones had to be human or not.. but now it’s impossible to argue otherwise. There were hints : The fact the guardian pegged her as a possible chosen one on sight , the ruins in the background of the title cards which also depict the watcher with a thousand eyes (which is what i’ll be calling him till we get his, her , they or it’s actually name. ).. but here the chamber includes a gravity increase dbz style, meaning our heroines are the only ones who can stand as the Plantars and Grimes frog and toad bodies respectively aren’t strong enough to stand anymore. And while Marcy tries it ends up falling on Anne and Sasha with Sasha being Angry Anne doesn’t trust her.. and Anne not refuting it, pointing out she has EVERY REASON not to. As she puts it “it’s not just toad tower”. For most of their lives Sasha has been controlling, caring about what she wants and not what the people she loves wants. It wasn’t just the fight there... it was simply the wakeup call to how bad a person Sasha had been.
And for the first time in the episode.. Sasha is geniune, apologizing for what she did, and genuinely admitting how she treated Anne wasn’t wrong. it was something she coudln’t admit to herself episodes ago.. but faced with both loosing two more people due to her behavior, and having plenty of time to reflect on said behavhior.. she finally relaizes it’s her. Fuck man.. what else is there to say.
Oh right the giant monster thing, which Anne trusts Sasha to finish.. and we get anothe rDBZ homage as Sasha removes part of her armor, which creates a CRATER, which lowers her weight enough to fight the thing. She gets a thumbs up and the honor of recharging it.
Anne suggests opening the box.. but Marcy is VERY quick to shoot that down and suggest talking to the king. And while her reason SOUNDS good,, they don’t want to get warped somewhere ELSE at random.. it’s very clear from her actions and how quick she tried to stop it that she needs them to get to Andrias for whatever he’s talked her into. And I emphasis talked her into: Marcy trusts the king, and was in a very emotional place when he was about to talk to her at the end of season 2a... and he knew it. He knew she was at her most vunerable, most malable and trusted him completely.. and knew right then and there was his shot at getting vengance.. for him and his master. Whatever he has planned.. it’s not good. The mechancial lovecraftian horror he keeps in his creepy basement full of lost souls is a dead giveaway from that. But I don’t.. fault Marcy for it. It’s not just because I sympahtize.. to her Andrias is a good noble king trying to help her. He’s the kindly mentor she always wanted, a person who enjoys her skills dosen’t care how much she talks and has complete faith in her, something even Anne struggles with.
But it’s VERY clear, to me at least he’s been likely using her from the moment they met: to her sh’es just an optomistic pawn, someone gullible enough to do whatever he says. I’ve always felt that her “missions” probably had some darker purpose she wasn’t aware of: getting Andrias things he needs for his army, an army she has no idea is opressing people. She’s insulated from that and instead surronded by adoring people who accept her for once. Even going to wartwood, she hasn’t yet made the connection between the toad towers and what their purpose is. I think deep down she might suspect this stuff.. but she can’t ACCEPT that the one person who every had nothing but faith in her.. is a horrible person who opresses others and somehow has even WORSE plans in store.
Sasha likewise is facing the pressure of her parental figure.. while her patching it up with Anne was legitmate... her and Grime’s own plans rely on getting in there and Grime simply sees the other two as pawns , and just like the king he wants he wants to overthrow, their use expires once his plans in motion.
But the thing is.. it’s clear despite assuring Grime she’s still all in.. her face in the last shot, as seen above.. says otherwise. Her apology was legitmate, not just an attempt to get close to the one thing in her way of power, but what she’s come to realize: she’s gone from blaming Anne for it.. to realizing it was her. But she’s also stuck: while Marcy is unaware of the strings her pupeteer is pulling her towards.. Sasha is all too aware of what her mentor is planning. And the thing was she was all too willing to go for it. She blamed Anne for what happened at the tower, blamed Anne for turning marcy against her and blamed the plantars and co for turning anne against her. But in the harsh light of day... none of that’s true. Marcy dosen’t hate her, neither does anne, they didn’t turn against her.. they were just tired of her shitty behavior and wanted the friend they found that day on the playground back, the woman they loved who’d go to hell and back for someone and not the bitter, manipultive person she became. She’s once again realized it was her fault.. the question is if that’s enough for her to do the right thing or not. And the hardest question of all is IF not reblling isn’t the right thing. Wfhile the Toad’s probably shoudln’t be in charge either, Andrias REALLY shouldn’t. There’s NO easy answers here, no happy outcome that makes everyone live’s better. There’s no easy way out, no shortcut home.. just the louder and louder drumbeats of war and one girl’s decision of whose side she’s going to take.
Final Thoughts on the Third Temple: As with the other four sasha episodes thus far, this was frogging brilliant. Shoudln’t be a suprise and it makes me both look forward and dread the war to come
Next Week: The plantars try to bury the hatchet with Sasha and Grime, the girls enter a battle of the bands, and the finale comes ever closer.
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Hi can I just…can I just ask about Molly in the modern au I know she’s a content creator (and we’re married obviously) but also like…who went to get her when she died? How does she interact with the gang initially after being so convinced that everyone was laughing at her? And most importantly to me do her and Sean ever reconcile?
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It was Bessie, Grimshaw and Arthur who went to get Molly. Arthur, because she actually liked Arthur and considered him a friend, Bessie, because Bessie was the only one who actually knew how to drive, and Grimshaw, because both she was the only one where Molly was 'disposed of' and the guilt of hearing from Arthur that Molly wasn't actually a rat and she shot her so blindly for Dutch was killing her.
They didn't find her, and therefore assumed she hadn't been timewarped and Grimshaw just sobbed. She felt so awful and honestly survivor's guilt that it wasn't fair she was getting a second chance when Molly was denied one because of her (believing she wasn't timewarped because she was burned, not buried).
In reality, Molly had already been found stumbling around the forest by a lovely couple who ended up taking her in for the first few months of her timewarp adventure mentioned here.
They thought she had escaped some really bizarre twisted cult considering how little she knew about modern era but the gentle support they offered as a result was everything Molly didn't realize she needed. They paid for her to go to counselling where she got to work out a bunch of issues as a result of the gang experience and supported her financially until she was ready to go off on her own. She adores them very much and stayed in contact with them forever and they are very proud in an almost paternal way of how well she's doing given what little they understood about her past.
Sean was the one to figure out she WAS timewarped months later because of how much her social media was blowing up and the fact he was excited to reach out to her immediately made their dynamic so much softer. 'hey it's me deadeye macguire you're here too!! we're here too!! how you been the gang went looking for you we didn't know you were here what's going on!!!!'
It came just in time because Molly was actually starting to think maybe she was crazy and the timewarp didn't happen and everything that happened in canon was a delusion. She has her own life now she isn't going to throw it away to be the forgotten VDL anymore but also seeing the gang and all the 1899 gang are happy to see her?? They've all had time to think about their actions towards her and are sorry??
She thought she was overthinking she's getting apologies for things she didn't even realize were issues. Arthur being so sorry he didn't do more to protect her in Beaver Hollow. Hosea for letting himself get so distracted by the Plan that he didn't see the impact Dutch was having on her self-worth despite being a fellow lover of Dutch van der Linde. Grimshaw pulling her close and the stoic old witch crying because she's so sorry she killed her and also didn't do enough to help her when she knows what it does to someone's mental health to be in a relationship with Dutch and feel yourself being thrown away. Kieran just being happy to see her because he was a decent person to her the whole time!!
Very cathartic and she keeps in contact because 1899 is just a shared trauma at this point but she's also grateful she gets to be her own person and have her own life. She lives in a significantly bigger city and is still upper class and sometimes snobbish but much more empowered woman who knows her rights and what she wants than just class privilege girlie.
Her vibes still irk Sean but they dm regularly just because Sean is also one of the more competent with modern technology esp in early days. It was always Sean having to send her invites to hang outs because none of the more senior members of the gang knew how to.
Molly also hates the British and the day Sean found out he practically welcomed her into his home like a brother in arms. She still finds him annoying but she has more of a tolerance for him the same way he has more of a tolerance for her. She occasionally flexes her wealth to buy him treats from Ireland even though the postage is insane and he knows and appreciates it.
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Spanish Princess Episode 5: many many thoughts
Strap yo selves in
-WHERE WAS THE APOLOGY?? Lina’s just back with Catherine like nothing happened??
-Katherine, I get why you’re upset, but you kind of should be unsurprised?? Your dad was unfaithful to his wife, most kings were. Henry VII and Richard III were the exceptions, and even they had illegitimate sons before their marriages. Many kings also had official mistresses that everyone knew about, so by the standards of the time Henry and Bessie are actually being pretty tactful in at least trying to keep their affair out of sight. (Sexy dancing aside).
-Honestly it would have been so much more moving if KoA was like “I know kings take mistresses...but I thought...I was so sure... he would be different...”
-”they gave me a purse of gold!” It’s expected that you give the monarch lavish presents, lmao Ursula and Stafford would do that even if they hated each other and you
-”everybody loves a masque” the only sensible thing Henry has said so far in this show. Also court probably had way more masques than we see in the show, and it would standard to have a masque every holiday.
-”she is not a boy” hurry up with your character development and learn to love Mary already i am so TIRED of this miserable BS
-seems a rather depopulated masque? If the Chateau Vert pageant is anything to go by putting on a masque was a court activity, with most of the ladies performing.
-Bessie Blount in her cute masque costume... sweet mother i cannot weave Aphrodite has overcome me with GAAAAAAAAAAAAY
-”I never enjoyed carousing...my mother scolded me” look i love the Neville sisters with my whole heart but a) Margaret was 3 at most when her mother died, how does she remember her? She’d have clearer memories of her double-uncle and double-aunt, Richard III and Queen Anne b) Isabel Neville in the White Queen was established as very prim and proper, a well-bred girl who cared about enforcing decorum, she refused to ‘carouse’ and she certainly would never bring a 3 year old to a party c) we saw little Margaret as a girl at the end of the White Queen and she didn’t seem at all shy.
-”she died young, didn’t she” ...yes? most people did?
-”they both did” understatement of the year. Isabel Neville died young because she was ill, George died young (in the universe of The White Queen, at least) BECAUSE HE WAS FORCEFULLY DROWNED IN A VAT OF MALMSEY WINE. THESE TWO THINGS ARE NOT THE SAME! I do at least trust the writers of this show that the understatement was intentional, I’m sure even Emma Frost couldn’t forget a major character getting violently drowned.
-So the court only noticed the plague when one of their own got it so obviously and then died? Yes, plague could move fast, but if there was a whiff of plague the court would flee with the speed of the Looney Tunes road runner. If an acquaintance of an acquaintance of a cook had a cousin who saw someone with the plague, the court would flee to the country. How have these people not died of terminal stupid?! Like Compton was in the same building as the heir to the throne
-To be fair, it makes sense that they’re surprised Compton’s dead. Because the real Compton died of the sweating sickness. In 1528. Also he was involved in Buckingham’s downfall so... you just wrote yourself into a corner.
-Oh wow an actual good reason for More and Pole to be quarantined together i am amaaaaaazed
-”attend the queen” Boleyn, what do you think your daughter’s been doing all season if not attending the queen? Playing tetris?
-Katherine helping Anne into the wagon...I actually like that little moment. Like it does make sense, because the two have no reason to hate each other yet. (And who couldn’t like Anne? She’s such a babby!)
-Thomas More in the Tudor equivalent of casual clothes... much better. Shame about the 1930s lady’s wig.
-”what else should we do?” Maggie, this cannot be the first epidemic you’ve ever lived through. Have you forgotten the sweating sickness of 1485? You’ve probably lived through more epidemics than Oviedo has, you should know the protocol better than him.
-Oviedo continues to be the only man with rights. I wish we could see him crying and missing his wife and babies, but then my lil heart would break so maybe it’s for the best.
-They burn Maggie’s weird blue hood AS THEY SHOULD! IT WAS UGLY AND STUPID! I NEVER HAVE TO LOOK AT IT AGAIN NOW! THANK YOU SO MUCH! yes they also burned her nice dress with the strawberries on it but honestly it’s worth it, bc now i can rest easy, knowing the evil hood has been defeated.
-”you were a plaything” Katherine is so obviously insecure. I’m getting second-hand embarrassment. Like if she really was certain Bessie wasn’t important, she wouldn’t need to say it, would she? Except to rub it in. Which this KOA would absolutely do.
-literally all Bessie said was good morning?? Like Bessie is doing her best?? The masque was Henry’s idea, not hers, she hasn’t shown off about her affair, she hasn’t demanded money or titles, she hasn’t demanded any status to rival Katherine’s, she doesn’t flirt with or even speak to Henry when Katherine’s around, she acts like they’re strangers, she doesn’t even react when Katherine loses her temper...someone please please stick up for Bessie!
-”the rocking of the cart is unsettling to the stomach” is Anne naive, or is she covering for Bessie? I hope it’s the latter, in which case Anne is the one person looking out for Bessie...the babby is Soft, I repeat the babby is Soft!
-the irony of Mary being cold to Bessie when she’s next in the firing line...
-”it is not the rocking” Thank you Lina, where would we be without your gift for stating the obvious?
-”where did Wolsey get his money”...He’s a churchman...at the top of the church hierarchy...how do you fuckin think he got wealthy. Have y’all not been in the sixteenth century for five minutes? Why do you think Luther is so mad at the church?
-”I know of no other man in her bed most nights” Honestly wow I’m surprised KoA wasn’t like “well :/ a girl like that :/ who knows how many men process in and out of her bed :/” KoA gets half a point for being less bitchy than usual. Also Bessie looked so uncomfortable with Henry groping her stomach in front of Katherine. I pray the next man in her life treats her right and that Fraham don’t prematurely kill her off like they did with Compton.
-”the future king” if you’re regent on his behalf, then he’s already king! “Civilised companionship” back at it again with the Scots-are-barbarians.
-Laura Carmichael is utterly stunning this episode, with her hair down. The cinematography was beautiful in general this week.
-”freedom to speak and licence to speak are two different things” hey look at that one of Thomas More’s actual beliefs. I am giving all the credit to the historical advisor for that, I don’t believe for one second Fraham knew that beforehand.
-Maggie I love you but no, God does not sanction adultery. For any reason.
-KOA smirking and gloating about Bessie’s pain...she has never been so punchable. I would understand, if not condone it, if Bessie was manipulative, or greedy, or ambitious, or trying to supplant Katherine. But Bessie’s been betrayed by Henry too, and there’s no concrete evidence she ever gloated about her affair, to anyone let alone Katherine.
-”You think only of your own fate while London is struck down with plague” Earth to Katherine?? What concern have you shown for the Londoners?? Also calling Bessie selfish...Bessie’s not the one who lashed out at Lina, was jealous at Lina for having twin boys, and who wanted to continue a war for personal reasons. And then Bessie proves KoA wrong 5 hot seconds later by sticking up for Mary. Bit rich of KoA to be all “how dare you leave my daughter unattended” when she herself won’t even hold Mary.
-”Louis didn’t last a year” What! Is! The Timeline!
-Meg in that cloak reminds me of the Scottish Widow adverts. Georgie is so greedy- she steals every single scene she is in! Even when she’s raging she has more dignity and more presence than KoA ever has.
-”YOU LYING SOD” i burst out laughing it’s really not the little two-timing shit’s day, is it?
-Mary receiving Charlie B in the most Extra way possible. A++
-Why does Wolsey look like he’s about to cry?
-”thoughts are not actions” Lina I love you but... that is NOT what the New Testament says. Jesus said evil thoughts are very very much sins. I’ll give you a pass because maybe you haven’t been Catholic as long as Katherine has? Idk your backstory.
-Aaand now she’s wishing death on Bessie and her unborn baby and Lina isn’t disgusted? At least Katherine is feeling guilty. AS SHE SHOULD.
-”must it always fall to me to be magnanimous?” Katherine, you think only of yourself, for 23 out of every 24 hours.
-”God wants me to be compassionate to Bessie because of my sins” God wants you to be compassionate because that’s how Christianity is supposed to work. It’s not very selfless of you to decide to be selfless so that you can get what you want.
-oh wow look at that! She’s getting some self-awareness, i never saw that coming.
-”you betrayed Bessie” 5 points to Katherine of Aragon for standing up for Bessie when Henry screwed her over. Finally, some positive character development.
- MINUS 20000 POINTS FOR BABY STEALING
-WHAT THE FUCK
-is henry so dumb he thinks that baby is Katherine’s? Katherine was so obviously not pregnant
-When a baby’s born his skin needs to touch his mother’s skin so they can bond. They should have at least an hour’s cuddle time. Katherine of Aragon is literally traumatising a baby the very minute he is born. For her own selfish, selfish desires.
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#5
Mr. Boonchuy: Don't talk to us or our daughters ever again.
Mr. Wu and Mrs. Waybright: They're our dau-
Mrs. Boonchuy: NOT ANYMORE, B****! (slaps adoption papers in their faces)
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#4
I just realized something...
So far in Season 3, we've met three of the new human characters: Dr. Jan, Ally, and Jess. I just noticed that Marcy actually has a few things in common with them:
Like Marcy, Dr. Jan is big into history.
Like Marcy, Ally and Jess invent stuff.
I wouldn't be surprised if the next humans we meet also have something in common with Marcy. Maybe part of the series' ending will involve Marcy making friends with the humans that helped Anne and help her realize that she's not an outsider after all.
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Can’t Show My Face
Hey everyone! I’m proud to announce the full fic is finally here! (I ended up finishing this sooner than I thought lol) With that being said, enjoy!
(tw: self-harm)
Tags/Inspirations: @hughjidiot , @eeveearoace-creative , @space-lynn , @dawn-is-gay , @thecrusadercomrade , @iamnota-sexualperson and @iamthelordoftime
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After everything that had happened, Sasha Waybright had never expected her life to start taking a turn for the better.
It had been two whole months since Sasha and Grime attempted (and failed) to overthrow King Andrias, who revealed himself to be a tyrant bent on conquering multiple worlds, starting with Earth. Two whole months since Marcy confessed to having stranded them on Amphibia intentionally out of the fear of losing them. Two whole months since Anne activated her powers, thinking she’d lost Sprig, and attacked Andrias. Two whole months since Anne and her frog family, the Plantars, fled into the portal for Earth.
Two whole months since Anne and Sasha both had to watch Marcy get stabbed by that tyrant, an apology barely escaping her lips.
Since that day, Sasha and Grime had taken refuge in Wartwood, and started a new and improved rebellion, consisting of not just toads, but also the frogs and newts as well. Sasha herself had begun trying to be a better person, getting to know the town better, who also came to know her better. She had befriended Ivy Sundew, the girlfriend of Sprig Plantar, whom Sasha had tried to kill that day at Toad Tower (the subject was still awkward for the both of them). She had protected them from Andrias’ robots, but they helped fight too sometimes. She had even managed to make up with Percy and Braddock, after some tough conversations.
Sasha had come to love Wartwood. It was funny, really. Before, she had only seen the town and its people as something to rule over, to control. But now, it felt like a home, a real home, one where she could be loved, cared for, and understood, unlike her home and parents back on Earth, who never bothered to listen to her.
One fine afternoon however, Sasha was heading back to the Plantars’ house to check up on Bessie and MicroAngelo, the two snails of the farm, when suddenly someone yelled “AMBUSH!” and tackled Sasha to the ground. She didn’t need to look up to know that it was her friend Ivy.
“Ha! Gotcha again!” Ivy exclaimed, as Sasha sat up, rolling her eyes with a smile.
“Yeah, you sure did,” Sasha chuckled, before asking, “So, uh, what’s gotten you so excited today kid?”
“Oh, you are NOT gonna believe this,” Ivy said, bouncing up and down as Sasha giggled at the sight. What she heard next, though, made her freeze.
“Anne’s back!”
Sasha blinked once, trying to understand if she had just heard her correctly. “Wait, what? What do you mean she’s back? W-what are you talking about?”
“I said Anne’s back, genius,” Ivy replied, rolling her eyes, unaware of the fear in Sasha’s voice. “One of our spies spotted her and the Plantars in a nearby village, northeast of Wartwood. Should be about a few hours before she arrives, which will give us enough time to throw a Welcome-Back PARTYYYY!” she whooped, stretching the last word. Her smile faded when she saw the look on Sasha’s face. “Uh…Sasha? You ok?”
Sasha didn’t respond, her mind too clouded with fear and dread of her inevitable reunion with Anne, especially after what had happened the last time the two were together. Memories flashed, her first fight with Anne at Toad Tower, when she let go of Anne’s hand, her second fight with Anne on the Newtopian gates after her second betrayal, where she was more furious and untrusting than ever, and refused to listen to her warnings about Andrias. Her words echoed in her head, words that had opened her eyes ever since.
“You’re a horrible person, Sasha, and I’m DONE being friends with you!”
She’ll be angry if she sees me. She’ll think I’m hurting them, and she’ll try to kill me. I can’t show my face to her. I can’t. I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, I-
“I can’t,” Sasha whispered, and with that, she ran off towards the barn, much to Ivy’s surprise and concern, past Grime who never got the chance to welcome her back, and locked herself in.
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Ivy ran after Sasha, concerned for the blonde, as it wasn’t normal for her to just run like that (She had done that before when she first returned to Wartwood, but still). She had always known that Sasha would be nervous about seeing Anne again, provided that things between them were rough, but she didn’t think she would be THAT scared.
She headed towards the barn, where she found Captain Grime, the toad that Sasha served, knocking on the door, asking her to let him in. She ran up, gave Grime a quick wave, and knocked.
“Sasha?” she called. “Are you in there?” No response, except for a few audible whimpers and sobs, which showed just how stressed the blonde was.
She looked towards Grime. “Alright, old toad. On the count of three, we break in. Ready?”
“I’m not that old, but fine,” Grime grumbled as he prepared his hammer.
“One…two…THREE!”
Their strength combined, the two broke the door to the barn (Hop Pop was going to give them an earful for that) and found Bessie and MicroAngelo, who nodded their heads towards where Sasha was. But they were NOT ready for the sight that awaited them: Sasha cowering in the corner of the barn , hugging her knees, and scratching at the scars that littered her arms, which had come from battling hordes of robots sent after her.
“She…here…too soon…can’t…” she whimpered as she continued to scratch at the scars, making them even worse.
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Can’t Show My Face (WIP)
Hey, everyone! I have officially started writing my very first fanfic. It’s for this awesome show called Amphibia (which you should TOTALLY go check out by the way) and this fanfic focuses on everyone’s favorite blonde, Sasha Waybright herself! This is a small WIP, because I wanted to share what I’ve written so far! It’s my first one, so it might not be great, but let me know what you think!
(special thanks to @hughjidiot , @eeveearoace-creative , @space-lynn , @dawn-is-gay , @thecrusadercomrade , @iamnota-sexualperson and @iamthelordoftime whose amazing works inspired me to start writing a few of my own!)
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After everything that had happened, Sasha Waybright had never expected her life to start taking a turn for the better.
It had been two whole months since Sasha and Grime attempted (and failed) to overthrow King Andrias, who revealed himself to be a tyrant hellbent on conquering multiple worlds, starting with Earth. Two whole months since Marcy confessed to having stranded them on Amphibia on purpose out of the fear of losing them. Two whole months since Anne activated her powers, thinking she’d lost Sprig, and attacked Andrias, two whole months since Anne and her frog family, the Plantars, fled into the portal for Earth.
Two whole months since Anne and Sasha both had to watch Marcy get stabbed by that tyrant, an apology barely escaping her lips.
Since that day, Sasha and Grime had taken refuge in Wartwood, and started a new and improved rebellion, consisting of not just toads, but also the frogs and newts as well. Sasha herself had begun trying to be a better person, getting to know the town better, who also came to know her better. She had befriended Ivy Sundew, the girlfriend of Sprig Plantar, whom Sasha had tried to kill that day at Toad Tower (the subject was still awkward for the both of them). She had protected them from Andrias’s robots, but they helped fight too sometimes. She had even managed to make up with Percy and Braddock, after some tough conversations.
Sasha had come to love Wartwood. It was funny, really. Before, she had only seen the town and its people as something to rule over, to control. But now, it felt like a home, a real home, one where she could be loved, cared for, and understood, unlike her home and parents back on Earth, who never bothered to listen to her.
One fine afternoon however, Sasha was heading back to the Plantars’ house to check up on Bessie and MicroAngelo, the two snails of the farm, when suddenly someone yelled “AMBUSH!” and tackled Sasha to the ground. She didn’t need to look up to know that it was her friend Ivy.
“Ha! Gotcha again!” Ivy exclaimed, as Sasha sat up, rolling her eyes with a smile.
“Yeah, you sure did,” Sasha chuckled, before asking, “So, uh, what’s gotten you so excited today kid?”
“Oh, you are NOT gonna believe this,” Ivy said, bouncing up and down as Sasha giggled at the sight. What she heard next, though, made her freeze.
“Anne’s back!”
Sasha blinked once, trying to understand if she had just heard her correctly. “Wait, what? What do you mean she’s back? W-what are you talking about?”
“I said Anne’s back, genius,” Ivy replied, rolling her eyes, unaware of the fear in Sasha’s voice. “One of our spies spotted her and the Plantars in a nearby village, northeast of Wartwood. Should be about a few hours before she arrives, which will give us enough time to throw a Welcome-Back PARTYYYY!” she whooped, stretching the last word. Her smile faded when she saw the look on Sasha’s face. “Uh…Sasha? You ok?”
Sasha didn’t respond, her mind to clouded with fear and dread of her inevitable reunion with Anne, after what had happened the last time the two were together. Memories flashed, her first fight with Anne at Toad Tower, when she let go of Anne’s hand, thinking she was better off without her, her second fight with Anne on the Newtopian gates after her second betrayal, where she was more furious and untrusting than ever, and refused to listen to her warnings about Andrias. Her words echoed in her head, words that had opened her eyes ever since.
“You’re a horrible person, Sasha, and I’m DONE being friends with you!”
She’ll be angry if she sees me. She’ll think I’m hurting them, and she’ll try to kill me. I can’t show my face to her. I can’t. I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, I-
“I can’t,” Sasha whispered, and with that, she ran off towards the barn, much to Ivy’s surprise and concern, past Grime who never got the chance to welcome her back, and locked herself in.
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That’s all I’ve written for now. Please let me know what you think (constructive criticism is welcome) and I hope you have a good day!
29 notes • Posted 2021-11-09 13:14:53 GMT
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We did it bois, Marky Wu became so popular that Matt himself has noticed it.
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