#phouse

[amazing-phlonde]

embrace tradition

[thoughtofadumbteenprotagonist]

Me trying to explain to a friend how we use the ph- in the phandom

[mousekink]

life in the phouse: wad edition

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bonus:

[blossoms-phan]

this picture never fails to make me incredibly emotional like… first of all silly philly as an uncle is the cutest thing ever he’s probably so fun and playful but also. their home looks so beautiful when it’s full of light with the huge windows that phil always dreamt of 🥺

[amazingphil]

PARTIAL KITCHEN REVEAL (also shuffleboard)

[snokoplasrn]

this is what the phouse looks like

[phantasticphizza]

someone help them

[topsonlyybar]

OMG I FORGOT— we got builder drama context!! finally!! basically, because it’s a new build, the builders have to fix their issues for free, but that means they take their sweet time (and Phil is, according to Dan, very lax about sending out emails to them). everything would be fixed faster if they called people in themselves but then they’d have to pay!!

[spookyearthquakecollection]

look i don't want to relive the old days, but i just had to work out the floorplan of the phouse because it didn't make any sense (also how rich are they that they can afford curved walls??) and everyone, i think i've got it

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

i wonder if dan’s partner jon, phil’s secret wife and child, sam the surfer, the person who that one phannie totally saw dan holding hands with in [insert location here] (and it wasn’t phil!!!??!¿1:&!!?!¡1/$!), the girl in prague, lucy hale, the tesco delivery guy, susan and susette and henry, that builder who looked like a popstar, and that klaus hargreeves looking dude phil did a collab with in 2019 all live with dnp in the phouse

[tyrannosylasrex]

has anyone done this yet

[ilovepinof]

it's like. "hmm what do i wanna watch?" thinks of like 20 different things, all great options, and then suddenly dan and phil are sat on the phloor in the phlounge of the phouse and im like...? am i really watching the phukbang again?

[dnphan]

the ph in phan stands for phil.

phouse = phils house (he pays the mortgage)

pheal = phils seal

phuck = phil fucks

phlonde = phil’s blonde

[blossoms-phan]

the house building special sims video is one of THEE post hiatus videos… classic moments like “dan someone actually said you were an owl” but all the decorating/phouse discussion, the bees in their garden love lavender; every “we have this/our house” is like a direct arrow to the heart

[someonecomegettheirchild]

This came to me in a dream

[emojackolantern]

i know the phannie hivemind has done a really good job of identifying the objects in this picture but i wanted to make a resource citing them for the uninformed or for anyone who like me just forgets sometimes

desk/wall mirror:

colognes:

YSL Y eau de parfum

Gucci by Gucci

unknown Le Labo fragrance (Santal 33 is their most popular and suits his scent preferences well enough?)

(also bc we're talking about fragrances, we know he has used/uses one million by paco rabanne, though he does not appear to have a bottle of it at the time this picture was taken)

dan's "mysterious box" as featured in this video (in fact several objects in this picture can be seen in this video)

the butt chair!!

the phondage bar

shelf one:

the can of air from their first trip to japan

dan's bear

stack of books 1 ↓

somebody figured out what they are!!

vinyl of fka twigs, magdalene (2019) ↓

stack of books 2 are apparently buffy comics, i'm still looking for photos with the spines!!

shelf two:

the candle from the phude

dan's original wirrow (which i cannot find a good photo of, but is featured in the same video as his box)

lester family photo↓

things i need your help for:

desk painting

bottom shelf painting in the mirror's reflection

any of the top shelf books?

the plant if you feel so inclined

i don't think most of the rest of the second shelf is super significant but for sure let me know if i'm wrong