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In my head canon Phil got Dan the emo pig for his birthday and Dan just hasn’t shared yet because he knows we would make it a thing

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yeah, yeah, they are gay and in love but can we talk about the fact that they still have builders in the house?? are they in a parasocial relationship with them too?

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I love when we get fan pictures of them out and about and they're always in the most Dan And Phil™ outfit imaginable

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if you all will let me be a millennial for just a second here… watching these two sign-offs back to back feels like looking at a damn billboard ad for the it gets better project

:’)

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these nerds made their window background big ben for their ditl in london react, so i’m finally scratching the itch of filming room window curiosity. Since dapg’s return, the window in their filming room has had six different backgrounds. After my keen, thorough, scientific analysis, I almost feel like they have custom made vinyl sticker type window covers that are easy to pull on and off ? I’m not totally convinced that the window background is superimposed, because of the way its appearance changes with the light coming in from outside, which is sometimes visible throughout a single video as the sun sets…. Anyway literally who cares here we go

1. Windows desktop background….a favorite of theirs.

2. Maybe their actual exterior or something? idk all I know is something’s growing out there and something’s gray out there.

3. Darkness with orange glow idk what goes on here maybe this is their actual exterior at night? It’s vibey 🤷‍♀️

4. Peeping snowman for festive season bc dorks

5. Halloween cursed face for spooky season bc dorks

6. Big Ben for london ditl bc dorks

and then sometimes they just draw the curtain altogether go girl give us nothing. ok that’s all there is absolutely no point to this you’re welcome!

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dan is posting songs on his story again all is right in the world <3

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You’ve heard of pretty privilege, now let’s talk about Phil Lester privilege:

- Loved by everyone

- Lucky

- Became wealthy just by existing (and monetizing said existence)

- Effortlessly charming

- Naturally optimistic

- Met his soulmate in 2009

- Hot, rich boyfriend

- Living the zoomer dream life at 38

- Doesn’t age

- Physically unable to cry

- Survived bleeding out of his ass

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"we like a bar" "we like a cocktail bar" OKAY SO YOU'RE GOING ON DATES?? YOU'RE GETTING FANCY DRINKS AT A COCKTAIL BAR TOGETHER?? CAUSE YOU'RE GAY??

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the end of phil lester amazingphil (x)

one year since phil's last solo vid on amazingphil 💔

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the trauma surrounding being in the closet for so long while people were trying to out them is still so apparent in the way they explain away moments from old videos and how they used to present themselves BUT nowadays it’s also wrapped in a thick layer of self-acceptance, awareness and the overall comfort of knowing you’re finally in a safe space. them acknowledging the whole facade they’d put up and then reaffirming it after seeing it with a slight nod to each other breaks and makes me

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um ok in light of recent information I feel the need to remind yall what the bed frame under phil's bed looked like when they moved out

Like.......how? You know?

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i fear today’s wordle made the bedtime routine a little less relaxing ;(

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"the phandom ruined their friendship"

"they hated their fans back then"

dnp: "are the people who watched us 12 years ago still here 🥺"

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"we essentially moved out because the person beneath us was renovating their house for 10 years," said Dan Howell, who is currently occupying a house that after 3.5 years of construction still isn't completed