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i love poor remus lupin sm. what do you mean he's happy. remind him how much eggs cost.

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And then they high five!!

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fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

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fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

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Ever since AOT ended we have been in a severe Jearmin drought I'M GONNA NEED YOU FANFIC WRITERS AND FANARTISTS TO STEP UP BEFORE WE GO EXTINCT!!!

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Rewatching Dance Moms for the first time in a decade and I have thoughts

(Disclaimer: I’m aware that this is a heavily produced reality tv show and there’s a lot more factors in play then these moms just being straight up menaces so just assume that I’m talking about these real people like they’re fictional characters in a tv show. Okay? Okay! )

I’ve realised that Jill and Melissa are two different sides of the same crazy dance mom coin in that both of them will do absolutely anything to get their kids ahead and honestly I don’t think there’s necessarily anything wrong with that, use your resources if you got em ya know. The difference is that Jill will stand behind her actions and be like “yeah of course I did this to get my kid ahead” and will always be honest and not sneaky about it whereas Mellisa will swear up and down that she didn’t do any of that even though she’s being filmed and THEY CAUGHT HER ASS IN 4K!!!!

Also, Jill will stand in solidarity with the other moms and their kids if she deems it important enough while Mellissa will throw everyone under the bus 100% of the time and then call them jealous of her 9-year-old daughter when everyone gets JUSTIFIABLY upset about it.

Anyways.... stan Jill Vertes

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I have a theory (that I just made up based on zero evidence) that Taylor Swift asked Mitski to be an opener for the Eras tour and she outright said no

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I love Jean's "I'm not getting paid enough to be dealing with this shit" attitude

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Desperately need AO3 to come out with an explore page.

Just a feed with every new release from my saved fandoms/ships so I don’t have to search them separately

GET ON IT AO3

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Do any other london phanies spend way to much time speculating about where the fuck Dan and Phil live.

And I ask this in the least stalkery way possible, I don’t mean like….their address, just like…. What side of London they live in.

Cause I remember when someone posted on here that their first London apartment sold and the adress listed on it was in ISLINGTON???? and I was floored. Like never once in my mind did I picture them in central. I think it’s because their brand is so “we don’t leave the house and don’t go out ever” that the idea of them paying central prices to not do any central things never even occurred to me.

They’ve always read more west London to me personally but hey maybe I’m just loud and wrong

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me personally i think the 'savage roast of social media and the fans they raised' part should be them listing all the worst things about phannies on each platform. twitter phannies? always arguing. instagram phannies? fourteen. tumblr phannies? refuse to stop talking about them fucking. tiktok phannies? fourteen. pinterest phannies? simply not aware there are other platforms

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He’s definitely listening to brat by Charli xcx rn

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I may make fun of swifties for throwing all their money at a billionaire but the second Dan and Phil announce that tour I will be giving them all the money in my savings

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INTENSE REVEAL: WHO IS THE RATFISH???

*dramatic music*

cut to….

(person I’ve never seen before in my life)

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I feel like we are forgetting THEE Sirius Black variant: Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III in the 2000s

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🕯️Manifesting Megan Thee Stallion on an all anime episode of Um, Actually🕯️