#my partner jon

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

i wonder if dan’s partner jon, phil’s secret wife and child, sam the surfer, the person who that one phannie totally saw dan holding hands with in [insert location here] (and it wasn’t phil!!!??!¿1:&!!?!¡1/$!), the girl in prague, lucy hale, the tesco delivery guy, susan and susette and henry, that builder who looked like a popstar, and that klaus hargreeves looking dude phil did a collab with in 2019 all live with dnp in the phouse

[mercuryferns]

Jon sims in my clothes for shits and giggles

[hunybody]

what if you were banished north and a band of people so so different from you begrudgingly took you in and their leader became reluctantly fond of you. so fond of you in fact he gives you a little nickname and defends you against sorcery accusations when you come back from the dead even though you betrayed him. and what if this clan leader agreed to head south with you away from his people to help you with a war and you cuddle drunkenly in front of the fire in front of all your bannermen and your sister and your aunt-girlfriend who you hate because he’s your favorite person in the world. and then you WIN the war. but you’re forced to separate but he promises to see you again he promises to wait for you. and so you give him your soul-linked magical wolf to protect. and when you come back north after traumatic events he greets you with open arms and you embrace. and he leads you back up north where you live with him and his people forever brokeback mountain style. and your name is jon snow from game of thrones.

[annabelle--cane]

biting this scene. sinking my teeth right in.

[itsscottiesstark]

In case there was anyone that still doesn't believe these two could play either Aziraphale or Crowley and knock it out of the park each time. Acting off each other like that is tremendously impressive. PUT THEM IN MORE STUFF TOGETHER.

For context, the interviewer asked David and Michael to read a scene from Hamlet, as Hamlet, with Jon as Ophelia. The initial idea was that they would read a line each, but they both complained that it was unfair. So she suggested they read a sentence each. And chaos ensues.

Transcript:

MS: Get thee to a nunnery.

DT: Why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners?

MS: I am myself indifferent honest, but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better my mother had not borne me:

DT: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offens-

MS: With m-

DT: No, that's a colon!

JH: That's a semicolon.

MS: Sorry, yeah, I'm sorry.

DT: With more offenses at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination- to put them in imagina- I- I- I- can't read this.

MS: Go, keep going, keep going.

DT: It's been a while. Imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in.

MS: What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven?

DT: We are arrant knaves all; believe none of us.

MS: Go thy ways to a nunnery.

DT: Where’s your father?

JH: At home, my lord.

MS: ...is it me or you?

DT: It's you.

MS: Let the doors be shut upon him that he may play the fool nowhere but in ’s own house.

DT: Farewell!

JH: O, help him, you sweet heavens!

MS: Beautifully done!

JH: Aaaand scene!

MS: This is how we should've done it!

DT: It works! It works as a double act, doesn't it?

MS: It does! That sort of schizophrenic nature of Hamlet!

JH: Hamlets!

[sparky-is-spiders]

Aromantic Jon who doesn't know they're aro who treats romantic relationships like yet another chore they have to do now that they're an adult. They're in their twenties now. They've put it off for long enough but they're going to have to do it eventually, it's just what adults do. They sort of approach every relationship like an obligation they're checking off of their to-do list. People keep breaking up with them for it. They used to think everyone else also felt like being in a romantic relationship was a huge burden, but after a few comments landed weird they now suspect it's just yet another short-coming of theirs (they've never been good at understanding other people anyways).

They don't think about it for most of the plot of the podcast, due to the. Everything. Until maybe around S4. But by that point they've basically decided that that doesn't matter any more. Too much time, effort, and risk for anyone not already involved (and no one who IS involved is an option). It's a massive weight off their shoulders. They draw no larger conclusions from this.

[hellogoodbyeitsme]

Broke: Damian is bad at being a Robin because he's too violent

Woke: Damian is bad at being a Robin because he's afraid to hurt people

[dgoul]

today I've been going CRAZY. Wolfy's Tim unlocked something dark in me, it started with an RP doodle and it ended with my DND au.

we have half elf paladin Tim, warlock tiefling Jon and firbolg Martin ( still can't decide his class. druid? bard? )

[cactuar-files]

i have a new friend, his name is jon sims

not to be dramatic, but i would die for him

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

you know how bojack horseman’s whole personality is built around his 90s tv show horsin’ around and it’s the only thing he ever accomplished that he was proud of and the way he made a name for himself and he rides that high for the rest of his life, refusing to move on and trying desperately to convince himself that he mattered, that his show mattered, even though the world has continued without him?

that’s me with ‘my partner jon’. it’s been 3 years and i’m still like “yeeeah i kinda pioneered this one phannie meme no biggie. you know ‘my partner jon’? yeah, the meme that lasted for 5 days. that was me. i’m something of a celebrity i guess you could say.”

anyway if ‘my partner jon’ was my horsin’ around, i think ‘dan looking sad during ads’ is my the bojack horseman show.

[andr0genassault]

New OCs 👍 they were born out of a joke

Jonathan "Jon" Whittaker Garfield and Lucio

[g1rlr0b1n]

Jon having a conversation with a friend from school (college)

Jon: hey, you should come over this weekend and hang out. The apartment's clean cuz Dami made me clean it. Well, actually he didn't make me, but I came home yesterday and they were maliciously cleaning the kitchen.

Friend: how do you maliciously clean something?

Jon: you know, it's when you're like manhandling the dishes or like sweeping passive-aggressively

Friend: I have so many more questions but I can say without a doubt I've never seen MY roommate do that.

Jon: yeah, it's a skill only a woman can possess but Dames has mastered the skill like an art form. She exudes feminine energy and blends it seamlessly with his masculine essence. They have truly ascended.

[yoinkschief]

I remember watching this one movie called Us by Jordan Peele

What if the eddsworld lads were dropped in this universe lol

It's actually so funny that you ask that cause I just finished watching that movie after my friends recommended it to me !!!

The easy answer would be haha Spares ! And they just kill them all ofc, but I think thinking about it in the setting of Us is the best way to go about this,,,

To me I immediately go to character 1-to-1s, like who would be which character in the movie, yk ?

I think Edd would be Adelaide, I mean cause duh main characters, but also they just,,,, I dunno something about them fits, I think it's cause to me they both have that same instinct of wanting to protect everyone themselves but also holding all responsibility on their shoulders and not letting anyone else feel that weight if that makes sense (This is just a personal HC for Edd, but I think Adelaide might genuinely feel this way, at least in some regard, seeing as she hadn't told Gabe about her fears with Santa Cruz's beach until the movie, which sure could be for plot reasons but I don't see why she wouldn't have told him way sooner since they've been to the beach house before if it wasn't because she was scared to let him hear that cause he'd think she's crazy, yk, keeping all the "burden" to herself)

I think Tom would be Gabe, because I mean fucking look at them, goofy ass dads the both of them I mean it's perfect it fits something something TomEdd propaganda

Matt would be Zora in an odd sense,, I dunno him and Tord's character placements are a little flimsy to be fair,,, honestly I have Tord as Jason cause he's a little shit who loves fire

Also I'm mostly doing this because I would LOVE to see Eduardo and Jon as Kitty and Josh,,, I think Kitty would be Eduardo and Josh would be Jon, and I know a lot of people aren't going to agree with that but I see it with the times Kitty turns to Adelaide and is just like "I think about killing him sometimes" like as a joke obviously cause haha ball and chain, but also mostly because of the scene where Kitty's on the balcony and telling Josh to go and look outside since she heard something

and there's another reason why but it's cruel and would have minor spoilers for the movie

As for who's Becca and Lindsey I don't care I hate them bitches Mark can be both he's blonde enough for it

BUTTT thinking about this in a more "The boys but their next shenanigan is Us" it changes a bit

(WARNING: SPOILERS BEYOND THIS)

Leaning more into that whole "haha, Spares!" moment but mostly just for Bing and Larry cause they totally fucking would be the type to create soulless copies like that I mean they already fucking did and I will never forgive them from throwing Scribble Tom in the reject room he deserves to be free

But also imo if we're going down this route I think it would be better to have Tord as Adelaide with the whole leaving and coming back bit he did, I think it would be a great way to incorporate the twist if ykwim I don't wanna outright spoil anything yk but I think that would be the extent of like the one-to-one comparisons with the main cast versus eddsworld casting since everyone else has pretty different personalities

But they wouldn't hesitate to not give a damn and just kill every doppelganger they came across, I think the neighbors would still get killed but they'd show up in the next eddisode like nothing happened, and I think Edd would know about the whole twist at the end,,, kinda like how some people speculate Jason does :ppp

[lonelyslutavatar]

Jon dabbles in "I don't want sex stuff being done to me but I want to pleasure the fuck out of my husband that he begs for mercy :)"

[lordofthemushrooms]

So was anyone going to tell me The Bifrost Incident was one of the greatest albums of the last decade or was I just supposed to find that out through joking that it would be funny to listen to because it’s Jonathan Sims from the Magnus Archives

[lunar-lakes]

controversial take (maybe?) but if you think ryan should "taylor's version" afycso and pretty. odd. and/or you listen to those shitty ai covers with his voice then i know you're not a real one because what do you mean?? afycso and pretty. odd. is his version he was the creative director behind them. panic! at the disco was a collaborative effort and ryan + spencer led the main ideas/themes/aesthetics on fever. for pretty. odd. jon was there so it slayed even more - that's why everything sucked ass after 2013 when brendon was the only one because he's not that smart or creative so didn't have ryan, spencer, jon, pete (he wrote a lot on vices) or dallon (thank you for the good songs on too weird) to lean on