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SUPERMAN (2025) dir. James Gunn
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i love it when people are in their thirties that's so sexy of you
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due to factors such as "time pressure" and "tulle is of the devil" my expectations for this shirt are not high. but i spent a lot of time imagining these button bands and they turned out pretty nice
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quick study of this 1988 doc martens ad
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finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche
but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing
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True Detective | 1x02 Seeing Things
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This is incredibly random, but I recently had a dream that I was a chef and we were dating. I made you gain a ton of weight by trying food and you were so cute and round. I'm afraid to say it, but it might've unlocked something in me. 😳
happy to help!
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i should be able to curl up and fall asleep without it giving me back or neck problems
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beautiful transparent fat pink bitch squad for all your transparent fat pink bitch squad needs 💕
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vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever
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life imitates art
#my sister's cat had surgery and this was her solution to no touching the stitches or whatever#and she's also high and so am I
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