#house coats

[ihavenoideahowtodream]

There's a lot of things OFMD has done to change my brain chemistry. But honestly? The biggest thing?

I need to up my house coat game.

These men have gone through 3 luxurious dressing gowns. The gold silk "battle robe". The rich red "my bf dumped me :'(" robe. The velvety tasseled blue "morning after breakfast in bed" robe. Like can I be a seafaring pirate being gay and committing crimes? Committing arson in a billowy deep v shirt? Will my hair be as beautiful as Ed's, ever? No.

But I can invest in some nice house coats to wear as my cat stands on my chest blocking my view of watching Elmer Fudd homoerotically chase Bugs Bunny, neither of which would exist in the forms we know them as without the other.

Update: I bought a new house coat.

[transgendrine]

something homosexual is in the air, i fear

[sideblog-9000]

House in a lab coat drives me crazy

I can literally only find two images but LOOK AT HIM

[winterswake]

PRINCE REGENT AEMOND TARGARYEN in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON "Regent"

[rabbit-exe]

I do love when critical role et al decide to put travis willingham through The Horrors. they say "travis, it's been long enough. we have to scare you again." and he keeps agreeing to it

[liauditore]

how many belts and buckles does she need someone save me.

[rhaenyradaemons]

WESTEROS + favourite costumes: 3/∞ → Rhaenyra Targaryen’s deep red riding coat. (costume design by Caroline McCall)

[fiendishfyre]

@casquecest Sirius with a cat. He’s a child and not allowed to adopt the poor stray cat.

[gogmstuff]

1908 (September) Les Modes - Robe d'interieur par Paquin - photo by Reutlinger. From gallica.bnf.fr; fixed spots & flaws w Pshop 1386X2081.

[telestoapologist]

can i offer you all an assortment of destiny memes i’ve made in these trying times (6/????)

[greghatecrimes]

an addition to the “chase and thirteen accidentally call house dad” crack series of posts: thirteen and chase decide to prank house for christmas. together they buy him a mug that says “world’s shittiest dad”. thirteen also gifts him a hat that says “women want me, fish fear me” and chase gets him one of those obnoxiously patterned vacation dad button down shirts. cuddy is horrified when house shows up to work the day after christmas wearing cargo shorts, sunglasses, sandals, the hat, and the ugliest shirt she’s ever seen, drinking coffee with a little umbrella in it from a brand new “world’s shittiest dad” mug.

(addition: there is now art of this, omg!)

[shirecorn]

Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

[owlyhouse]

philip babygirl i love youuuuuu (<- running out of titles to name these dump posts sfhjksfdf)

[greenheartart]

Day 14 - Fierce

Some people dress up to look stylish. Stretch dresses up to inflict psychic damage.

[day-colors]

you seem familiar

[dumbfucksystem]

thinking about mafia shen family au. the system is fucking around with shen qingqius life again and is like yk what if ur not gonna tell your husband anything about yourself then ill force you to. have fun! :D

sqq doesn’t even have the time to think 'wtfff??' before Everything Happens. shen yuan’s soul gets shoved back into his original body just moments before he dies. in this version of the au he was choking on food, so he gets the lovely experience of having his airflow blocked again! lucky for him, the system dragged binghe along for the ride so he is saved before he dies again.

this route for mafia au means that the shen family never had to grieve shen yuan. im not sure how the Family reacts to their a-yuan suddenly having a very strong and intimidating significant other (boyfriend? husband?!??? wdym he got married without telling us!?!?) all of a sudden. does shen yuan come out to his family?? no, but also yes, but also not really. they knew he wasn't straight this entire time, so its more like they are coming out to him instead of the other way around. god knows they have bigger skeletons in their closets, they don't care if a twink is in there too.

there is less angst here, and it mostly centers around the comedic factor of shen yuan showing binghe around his house only for them to "stumble upon" an entire closet filled with guns..!?! shen yuan is just standing there in complete horror as binghe grabs a whole ass ar-15!?!?? hes looking at him with the most innocent eyes asking him what this strange metal object is. jesus fucking christ. his white lotus is holding a gun and now he has to explain gun control policies while his brain is leaking out of his ears. he opens his mouth right before an alarm starts blaring everywhere. he’s saved by the bell! except not really, because now six members of his Family are surrounding them and pointing several guns at binghe!!!!! what the actual fuck is going on here!!!!!! this is not how the 'meet the parents' arc is supposed to go!!