#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game
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shirecorn · 4 months ago
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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.
The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos
#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation#last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse#which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games#ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight#endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water#my heart will go on#after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy#oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC#SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE#theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen#everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique#now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement#damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game#thry got nasty dad model#and he is GOING places#if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt#i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water#hes like me fr#but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die#SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe#not a crook or informant thats her whole job description#level 10 babe#she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her#oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO
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yekatrixie · 7 years ago
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thank you for tagging me @thealaskazamo !! if u want to read my answers to a long ass list of questions, feel free
tagging @katesdragblog, @zamovelour, and whoever wants to do this! feel free to tag me if u do
Your Last:
1. Drink: root beer lmao
2. Phone Call: yesterday my dad called bc he wanted to know what ice cream i wanted #blessed
3. Text message: talking about going to fuckin HAWAII w my friends
4. Song I listened to: i just watched aquaria’s clat performance if that counts
5.Time I cried: i cried a week or two ago about how crazy it is to be a woman and how against you the whole world can be
Have You Ever:
6. Dated someone twice: nope not a dater
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nope
8. Been cheated on: nop
9. Lost someone special: yes
10. Been depressed: i’ve never been diagnosed w depression, sorry guys i don’t fit in
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: no
3 favorite colors: purple, maroon and idk something fuckin cool
In the last year have you:
12. Made new friends: i started college this past year so yeeeeah
13.Fallen out of love: no lmao
14.Laughed until you cried: yes relatively often
15.Found out someone was talking about you: yes lmao
16. Met someone who changed you: yes, i think lowkey everything changes u in some way whether u realize it or not ok im done
17. Found out who your friends are: lol idk what that means
18. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: yes
General:
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: 95% 
23. Do you have any pets: 2 cats and i love them
24. Do you want to change your name: so i have a very common last name which i don’t like, and i also want to be an actor, and actors need to be listed in unions individually.. aka no one can have the same name. so i may need to change my name if i do become a real life actor/
25. What did you do for your last birthday: i think just chilled bc it was the second day i was home from school for winter break
26. What time did you wake up: like 12........30
27: What were you doing at midnight last night: making gifs i think
28. Name something you can’t wait for: going to HAWAII IN LESS THAN A WEEK, so i should prob stack the queue on here o man
29. When was the last time you saw your mom: like a month ago
30. What are you listening to right now : my sister is playing a game so the backtrack of that
31. Have you ever talked to a guy named Tom: i have an uncle tom and have met one or two
32. Something that gets on your nerves: trump, insecure ppl, society, it goes on
33. Most visited website: Tumblr and Youtube
34.Hair Color: i am the bright red scare with the long blonde hair
35. Long or short hair: i am the bright red scare with the long blonde hair
36.Do you have a crush on someone: no
37. What do you like about yourself: i love to think and i am interested in my thoughts so i’m never truly bored
38. Piercings: none i hate jewelry fun fact
39. Blood type: lmao idk ???
40. Nickname; yikes not cool enough. sometimes my friend calls me car (my name is kara, but pronounced care-uh, not car-uh) so that’s weird
41. Relationship Status: no
42. Zodiac: sagittarius
43. Pronouns: she/her but honestly gender is a construct tear it apart
44. Favorite TV Show: drag race, golden girls, grace and frankie
45. Right or left handed: right, but i open things w the left
46: Surgery: no
47: Sport: i sport a delightful hat sometimes
48: Vacation: I’M GOING TO HAWAIAIIGNAORG
49. Pair of sneakers: what is this asking ? if it’s favorite i have a pair of purpleish maroonish sneakerish shoes i stole from a show i was in
50. Eating: i had guacamole for breakfast because i am a #millennial but i need more food tbh
51. Drinking: i love sweet tea
52. I’m about to: maybe make gifs
53. Waiting for: HAWAIAIAIIIn
54.Want: to be a successful actor preferably on bway oops
55. Get married: i don’t want to literally at all, but if i one day do thats fine i guess
56.Career: actor, then writer, then maybe start a production company, but maybe just sticking to the other stuff
Which is better:
57. Hugs or kisses: hugs
58. Lips or eyes: eyes
59.Shorter or Taller: taller i guess
60. Older or younger: older
61.Nice arms or a nice stomach: idk
62. Hook up or relationship: idc about either OOPS
63. Troublemaker or hesitant: idc about the bad kid trope so hesitant
Have You Ever:
64. Kissed a stranger: no
65. Drank Hard liquor: yes
66. Lost glasses/contacts: YES MANY TIMES. once i lost my glasses in my couch and found them the next day, once i whipped my head around to look behind me while on a log flume and my glasses flew into the water, etc.
67. Turned someone down: no
68. Sex on the first date: no
69. Broken someone’s heart: no
70. Had your heart broken: no idc guys IDC
71. Been arrested: nope
72.Cried when someone died: no..... oops
73. Fallen for a friend: i thought this meant like fall over and i was like.. how would that help your friend?
Do you believe in:
74. Yourself: yes
75. Miracles: hmmm maybe
76. Love at first sight: meh
77.Santa Claus: ugh i wish
78. Kiss on the first date: "what do you mean believe i know it’s there”
79. Angels: ummm i watch a lot of psychic twin videos.. so maybe
Other:
80. Current best friends name: noelle
81. Eye color: blue/green
82. Favorite movie: i’m a slut for niche animated movies so HOODWINKED first, also grey gardens, les miserables, a league of their own probably..
#me
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