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dumbfucksystem · 1 month ago

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thinking about mafia shen family au. the system is fucking around with shen qingqius life again and is like yk what if ur not gonna tell your husband anything about yourself then ill force you to. have fun! :D

sqq doesn’t even have the time to think 'wtfff??' before Everything Happens. shen yuan’s soul gets shoved back into his original body just moments before he dies. in this version of the au he was choking on food, so he gets the lovely experience of having his airflow blocked again! lucky for him, the system dragged binghe along for the ride so he is saved before he dies again.

this route for mafia au means that the shen family never had to grieve shen yuan. im not sure how the Family reacts to their a-yuan suddenly having a very strong and intimidating significant other (boyfriend? husband?!??? wdym he got married without telling us!?!?) all of a sudden. does shen yuan come out to his family?? no, but also yes, but also not really. they knew he wasn't straight this entire time, so its more like they are coming out to him instead of the other way around. god knows they have bigger skeletons in their closets, they don't care if a twink is in there too.

there is less angst here, and it mostly centers around the comedic factor of shen yuan showing binghe around his house only for them to "stumble upon" an entire closet filled with guns..!?! shen yuan is just standing there in complete horror as binghe grabs a whole ass ar-15!?!?? hes looking at him with the most innocent eyes asking him what this strange metal object is. jesus fucking christ. his white lotus is holding a gun and now he has to explain gun control policies while his brain is leaking out of his ears. he opens his mouth right before an alarm starts blaring everywhere. he’s saved by the bell! except not really, because now six members of his Family are surrounding them and pointing several guns at binghe!!!!! what the actual fuck is going on here!!!!!! this is not how the 'meet the parents' arc is supposed to go!!

#⚙️#im gonna name this route #bingqiu shen family mafia au #because i want to write the binggeyuan version #and i wanna specify which mafia aus im talking about when i post. i cant make up my mind on where i want to take this lol #shen yuan mafia au #the 'closet' was actually very well hidden with several different mechanisms locking it away #im sure sy also had to do a finger scan to open it #and he didnt think much about it because 'all the other doors in his house have locks like that!' its no big deal if we open this one #he showed binghe around to all of the secret spots in his family home where he would hide. and one of those spots happened to be a safe roo #that had a closet full of snacks + warm blankets + and several sets of spare clothes to change into #he never knew that there was another door behind all those coats! wow his house has so many cool features in it!#DA GE WHY DO WE OWN SO MANY GUNS WTF #THIS ISNT AMERICA?????????????#BTW the Family thinks that binghe is probably a spy or smth and preying on sy to get to the Family. that might be important to mention. idk #svsss #svsss au #shen yuan #luo binghe #even tho hes barely mentioned... sorry lbh ill expand on your role here later...#scumbag self saving system #scumbag system #mxtx svsss #svsss luo binghe #bingqiu #its there if u squint #i am the system in this case #i want to put sy into so many Situations™️#svsss shen yuan

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