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so sick of soulless conveyer belt movie remakes. all that money on a bad movie when they could have put the muppets in it smh

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me: I've gotta get up early tomorrow, so I'm gonna go to bed early!

also me: *gets out a hot glue gun at 9 pm*

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doors exist and someday batman will learn to use them but today is not that day 🙂‍↔️

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"I've never seen you at the club"

Okay, well, I've never seen you on ao3 reading fanfictions in the middle of the night

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i’m a multi shipper. and when i say that what i mean is i will ship something like it’s fedex for 9 straight months and it will consume my every waking thought and then suddenly i will become insane about something else. this cycle will last *checks watch* the rest of ever

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If it sounds like the composer is trying to blast you with the orchestra until you're as deaf as he is, it's Beethoven.

If it sounds like the composer might be a vampire, it's Bach.

If it sounds like the composer is trying to set the violins on fire, it's Vivaldi.

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Jason, freshly adopted from the streets. Still freaked out, wondering downstairs for breakfast.

Kid!Tim, munching on cereal: hi!

Jason: who are you?

Tim, wiping his hands clumsily on his pants and sticking it out for Jason to shake: Timothy Jackson Drake. Pleased to meet you!

Jason, shakes nervously before looking around: ah. Yeah. Jason.

Tim, seriously, eyes wide and innocent: did he steal you too?

Jason: What?

Tim: Did Batman steal you too?

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So I came across a post on twitter with a gif of robert pattinson kissing a dude who lowkey looked like clark from the back and when I tell you I screamed SUPERBAT?@*#^(

And then I saw what they were quote retweeting and it was a gif of david corenswet kissing a dude himself and I was like HELLO?@*#%

WALK WITH ME NOW... this is proof [REAL] that they're both willing to kiss each other when they come together in a movie [NOT DELUSIONAL] (world's finest omg)

And so, supes bridal carries bats after a mission and they start arguing and stop atop a building and things become heated and suddenly they start angrily making out sloppy on the rooftop and THEN supes lifts bats mid kiss and—

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SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN (1952) dir. Gene Kelly and Stanley Donen

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The first time I realized Chase was as unhinged as House is when he tried to dominate a submissive man into signing consent forms. Why the hell would he do that.

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evil One Direction: bitch you fuck up my world like nobody else

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"Dick Grayson is the mentally stable one of the Batfamily"

Ah yes, the same Dick Grayson who literally every time a particularly unpleasant event happens his most normal "coping method" is HALLUCINATIONS.

"Dick Grayson, the multiversal constant," yes, just like his hallucinations are Dick's constant in every freaking universe.

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i’m always always a “dean kisses cas first” truther BUT dean chickens out halfway through because cas isn’t reacting so he pulls back and has a million apologies on his tongue and is literally dying of shame and guilt when cas comes back online and mauls him like an over enthusiastic golden retriever

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