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Spn should have given us an episode where Dean, Sam, and Cas are all trying to tell a story about whatever happened before the episode. And Jack in an effort to practice the limitations of his powers either inspired by Gabriel or under his guidance, he let's his dads visually tell the story. So we the audience watch dramatic reenactments with each one taking a turn narrating. So we see Sam, Dean, and Cas recast according to how each one perceives the others.

Notably Dean makes Sam super short and Cas look like a stereotypical 80s movie NERD. Cas makes Sam incredibly random and nondescript because he doesn't pay him much mind and Dean is like a romance cover Fabio type. Everyone looks the same in Sam's version except his own hair is longer & he makes Dean and Cas act like an aggressively PDA couple.

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once again i am S H R I E K I N G into the abyss at the pure sincerity in house's voice

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im not criticising brilliant minds because i haven't even watched an episode yet, but i sincerely cannot imagine a less appealing endorsement than "its like house if everything that made house awesome was removed" like hey guys you wanna watch this zombie apocalypse movie but with the zombies taken out? yeah its just a group of people in a run club. house if he was nice and not addicted to drugs. well ok. let me show you the sinstine chapel without all that fucken paint i guess

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Do u ever think about how advanced thanatology looks from Sam's pov?

Your brother has been acting weird the entire case and isn't doing any of his favorite things even if you try to cheer him up.

Then he suddenly brings up out of nowhere that he could just kill himself to solve the case and you're like WHAT?? NO THAT'S INSANE but before you can stop him he injects himself with poison and dies. And you're like ????? But you wait it out bc ok maybe this is legit maybe he will wake up when you give him the antidote.

So you give him the antidote and he does not in fact wake up and you panic bc omg you let him kill himself for like no reason at all on a run-of-the-mill-salt-and-burn. And you're left with basically no one, no maybe girlfriend (dead), no mom (missing, might be dead), no best friend (dead), no worst friend ie crowley (dead), and now no brother (dead), except for your half angel spawn of satan kid who may or may not go dark side at any time.

But then your brother comes back to life and he doesn't seem happy about it at all and said he's basically given up.

You both start driving back home and you fall asleep bc you have to and then you wake up to your brother taking some random phone call and you're like ? huh who is it, but he doesn't answer you, he just looks at you but something is different and he looks vaguely hopeful again and presumably starts driving faster.

You and your brother get out of the car and he's staring at your newly brought-back-to-life best friend who may or may not be actually him but your brother does not seem to actually care and goes up to him anyway and apparently cradles his face???

You're just like.... oh....

You try to bring it up later when he's acting way happier and more normal but he more or less dismisses you so you're like.... oh...

(Or alternatively you're like eh whatever your brother does this type of shit constantly he'll be fine. But I mean. That seems a little out of character for Sam ya know.)

Wild ride tbh sounds absolutely crazy to have to live through

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I do wholeheartedly believe Jeremy Carver is a sick sick freak. I like Supernatural Seasons 8-11 but I definitely think this guy has like a hidden room in his decrepit apartment that he slips into quietly each night and it is just filled with tiny little doll replicas of all the actors he's ever used in any of his seasons and he puppets them around and mimicks their voices and shit. and sometimes he'll text Misha Collins pictures of his little doll with a comb or something from an untraceable number and pair it with like "see how I take care of you Misha?" and then the following day Misha Collins will find him at the service table and go, "Geez Jeremy look at this," and Jeremy will pretend to be all concerned and horrified but there is this calculating almost eager look in his eyes that unsettles Misha Collins. and the next time Jeremy is having a little soiree with all his actors, his beloved beloved actors, maybe Misha Collins will accidentally get lost on his way to the bathroom and find that little room and see all those dolls and his throat will hitch with horror. And before he can call Kathryn Newton or Mark Sheppard to look a dark silhouette will appear in the doorway and Jeremy looks sort of resigned when he says, "I see you finally found my secret, Misha," and Misha Collins will try and pretend that he's fine with it but they both know better. and Jeremy will go (the look in his eyes back again) "We both know this can't get out, right?" and he'll grin very suddenly and Misha Collins will laugh along very nervously and leave the room and eat some brioche and when the evening is over he will rush over to his Prius and frantically click his keys but over the cobbles on the haunted haunted street there is the sound of footsteps. and tears are running down Misha Collins's cheeks but he can't say a word and Jeremy, emerging from the shadows, will gently touch him on the shoulder and say, "look, I'll drive you to the airport, huh?" and Misha Collins will try to refuse but they both know it's futile. and, halfway through the drive, Jeremy Carver will smile and say, "I'll miss working with you" and then perfectly jump and roll out of the car, wiping off his corduroy pants, while Misha Collins's Prius swerves into a local patisserie, bursting into flames

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It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else

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Castiel really is one of the greatest characters of all time. He’s gay, he used to be a prissy little Victorian lady. He symbolically died in childbirth but then did come back to life bc of the bond he shared with his baby. This of course is separate from the time he did die in literal mpreg monster childbirth after declaring himself god and exploding homophobic pastors and healing babies across the United States. And when he recovered from that death he was so emotionally unstable and damaged he was institutionalized with hysteria oh he’s the manic pixie dream Angel. He’s the wife of a Complicated man with Complicated reasons for treating him terribly but also does love him and their two children.

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love when an amv maker uses that scene where dean is looking down the barrel of his gun at jack and then it cuts to jack looking back at him. because i know they cut out the ridiculous clip of jarpad running through the woods between those shots. just like every other amv maker before them

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every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

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im a cas girlie but to be a cas girly u have to understand his overwhelming carnal desire for Dean Winchester. And it just so happens that I do.

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three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

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Alright ya'll, here me out....

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baby girl that literally narrows it down to, like, three people. you only have two friends. how do you not know.