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Tw: dark themes (mentioned prostitution, sex trafficking and eating disorders), my general opinion on sins and demons (related to what I've learned in school and my family's beliefs) and very ooc OM! cast.

Obey me should be 18+. Obey me should be bloody and vicious. Mc's presence would be so much impactful if only the demons behaved like demons and the angels behaved like angels. If Solomon was an almost forgotten king living amongst dark creatures with no crown on his head.

When i think of Solomon i think of that story where two mothers were arguing about a living child. He offered giving each of them one half of the baby.

Where's that Solomon?

Why does Mammon keep spending money? True Greed lives within those parents that choose witnessing their child in pain over paying expensive medicine. Those people that bought one pair of leather boots ten years ago and refuse to buy something new because everything is "too expensive" nowadays. Mammon should be selfish and bitter, criticizing everyone's spending habits, not encouraging them.

But Mammon's greed represents having everything and more, you may say.

Well then, if he wants to have everything and more, why does he gamble? Does he expect to win every single time? I'm not convinced.

And Beel shouldn't be hungry all the time. On the contrary, he should be full. He should be eating without really having the need to do so. Food is not a coping mechanism for Gluttony, it takes the whole meaning of sin away. Beel should eat because he can do it and because he wants to do it. He should be eating until he feels sick and then keep eating because, why not? The food is delicious and it's right there.

And on top of that they're demons. Mystical beings dedicated entirely to temptation and punishment.

In obey me they're all bark and no bite (except lesson 16 and maybe Lucifer sometimes).

Give me some violence. Give me the gore that comes with living in hell. Give me a mentally unstable MC that truly shouldn't survive the exchange program. Demons all around are obsessed falling in love with them. Give me a true reason and not plot armor.

Envy and Pride are so close. Levi should be as ruthless as Lucifer. Greed and Lust? Prostitution and sex trafficking would put Mammon and Asmo on top of the food chain.

Tell me why Diavolo is more powerful than Barbatos.

Tell me how Luke is still alive.

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had a vision

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I absolutely want to smack Mammon, Mephisto, and Solomon

Playing the new quiz and I hate they are making us find a way to make Barbatos cry. No one hurts my love and gets away with it. And Mephi and Mams are not using his tears for something nefarious without getting smacked!

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okay buddy

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Why does he stand like that tho , lol-

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Everyone listen to me!!!!!!

MC who starts hating demons with a burning passion. Demons treat humans as lesser life forms, as filth under their feet or as food. Demons did things to MC that have left them scarred for life. A demon killed them.

So it's no surprise they start treating the demon race like scum driven only by the evil in their hearts. After leaving devildom they gradually cut off all contact with the demon brothers and Diavolo while still being tortured by flashbacks and nightmares about clawed hands crushing their windpipe. And I imagine that it will take a loooooot of time for Belphegor to get over his hatred for humans - so if he and MC ever meet again then it'll be like looking in the mirror. Two pairs of eyes conveying nothing but detestation for one another.

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Diavolo: So, our dear exchange student, what's your type?

MC: I like someone who is strong, tall, outgoing, redhead, a little stupid and great leader.

Diavolo: Oh, that sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a human.

MC:��Did I mention stupid??

Diavolo: Yeah.

MC: okay, just making sure.

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MC: *staring at Lucifer and Diavolo*

Lucifer and Diavolo: ...

MC: Looks like my 'I will always protect you from harm' days are finally over.

Diavolo: Please don't say that.

Lucifer: We did this for you.

MC: I know. And trust me, I wasn't a bit surprised.

MC: I came here as a guinea pig, after all, under the guise of being an 'exchange student' from the human world.

Lucifer and Diavolo: ...

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Poor Raphael! I think he finally cracked after maintaining a facade for so long. He’s always missed the brothers and now he may be losing Simeon too.

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Levi is still one of the most relatable! I need those login bonuses!

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No wait, I lied! This was the funniest part of the lesson! How did Barb manage to make a pine needle into a weapon? That was epic!

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Simeon losing his shit on Luci, Dia, and Mephisto was the best part of this lesson!

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It was fucking hilarious watching Simeon terrorize the three of them! I get why he’s wrath!

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Sir, everyone here is already a walking red flag!

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I bet it’s so cozy sleeping next to him!

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We bribe the man with pudding and cute things. Trust me, it will work!

an an american, I'm totally coping guys, I promise

"Let me live in the Devildom full time PLEASE"

"I don't think-"

"P L E A SE"