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daily diavolo

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MC: *looking sad/stressed*

Lord Diavolo: May I provide you a hug in these trying time?

MC: Yes... please...

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if you’ve never played a pokémon game you’re missing out on the insane things npcs will say to you unprompted. like you’ll be walking down a path and a total stranger will see you and immediately run up to you and trap you in place and say something like ‘the divorce is getting rough but me and my pokémon are getting tough!’ and then start a battle and after you beat their single rat they’ll be like ‘i wasn’t worthy of her…’ or something

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“How can you be so dense?!”

“H-hang on, ____! Did you just call Lord Diavolo dense?! Like, whoa…I gotta admit, that’s pretty badass.”

— MC and Mammon (Chapter 15-14)

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ok goodnight yall

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Me and bro

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Obey me but everytime you make Diavolo sad , Barbatos runs you over with a car.

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only 3 today

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Hello, can I rq a matchup (undateables included)? i'm 5'9, slender but strong, cancer, INFJ, I'm always very calm but blush easily, always quiet until my patience runs out. I like to cook(I'm pro-chef), I never let anyone see me cry-sad, Lots of self-deprecating jokes. I love music, vgames and snuggles. I take direct action when something seems unfair even if it hurts me, i'm the mom friend(I made coffee when they're drunk, make special lunches, help them to clean things like that) Thank you ❤❤

Hello,

So sorry for such a long wait! Also, hello fellow cancer! :3

First, I want to say I can see you being very close friends with everyone, especially Leviathan and the twins! Whether it’s gaming with Levi, snuggling with Belphie, or making Beel a special snack, you definitely have a strong bond with the three of them! You also have a solidarity/friendship bond with Barbatos and Simeon! The three of you have your own private chat to vent about the stressors of being the mom-friend!

Moving on to your matchup! I had to think about this a little bit but I do believe that the best match for you is…



Mammon! With Satan being a close runner-up!

Self-deprecating humor? Mammon will be there to remind you, “not to talk about HIS human that way”. There’s nothing wrong with those types of jokes now and then but he will make sure you’re never too hard on yourself.

Mammon loves your comforting presence and likes to feel taken care of! Being the second eldest, he secretly looks after his younger brothers and worries about Lucifer so he appreciates all you do by looking out for them too! He also likes being taken care of for a change.

The biggest reason I chose Mammon is because you take action when something is unfair, even to the point of hurting yourself. This is a trait I am also guilty of I can guarantee that Mammon will appreciate that. Mammon is often treated unfairly by others assuming the worst of him. With you there to advocate for him, he grows to admire you and fall in love with you.

I also see this as the reason why Satan would be a good match. Satan is often misunderstood as well. He’d likely seek you out more once he saw you standing up for others and yourself. He appreciates bravery and standing up for what is right.

Introverts and extroverts can bring out the best in each other which is what you and Mammon do. Mammon is happy to have days where he has you all to himself because he doesn’t like sharing after all!

Satan is more of an ambivert but prefers the introverted lifestyle so you two would also be a great match!

I think you’d find happiness with either of those two!

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Solomon: I learned some very valuable lessons from this Barbatos: I'm guessing they're all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should have taken away Solomon: Death isn't real and I'm basically God Barbatos:

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My best friends out for coffee in the human world. (I took the picture)

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Boob-sexual

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Would any kind souls click my invite link for the Infinity Nikki event? Please 🥺

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...I do believe the word you're looking for is "daddy", not father... 😈

☆☆☆art belongs to solmare☆☆☆

(But shamelessly edited by me)

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What if Diavolo made Barbatos speak in Gen Alpha terms one day.

“Skibidi day to you, MC.”

“The brothers are your fine shyts or.. huzz, correct?”

“It would be unprofessional of me to Hawk Tuah spit-on-that-thang in Lucifers food, I’m afraid I cannot do anything of the sort.”

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Excuse me HOW MANY???? What do you mean 12 😭😭😭

Where does he even put them???? Wtf 😭😭

Can somebody PLEASE help me imagine how 6 pairs of wings fit on Lucifer's back??? Cuz even my imagination can't reach it. 😭🙏🏻

Some more info about Lucifer's wings..

Lucifer with his wings wet, dragging on the floor behind him tho... sounds pretty hot ngl 😍✨

LUCIFER THE MOP 🧽🧽

😂😂😂

Lesson 13-A NB

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