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What if Diavolo made Barbatos speak in Gen Alpha terms one day.

“Skibidi day to you, MC.”

“The brothers are your fine shyts or.. huzz, correct?”

“It would be unprofessional of me to Hawk Tuah spit-on-that-thang in Lucifers food, I’m afraid I cannot do anything of the sort.”

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Excuse me HOW MANY???? What do you mean 12 😭😭😭

Where does he even put them???? Wtf 😭😭

Can somebody PLEASE help me imagine how 6 pairs of wings fit on Lucifer's back??? Cuz even my imagination can't reach it. 😭🙏🏻

Some more info about Lucifer's wings..

Lucifer with his wings wet, dragging on the floor behind him tho... sounds pretty hot ngl 😍✨

LUCIFER THE MOP 🧽🧽

😂😂😂

Lesson 13-A NB

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Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

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being turned into a dragon as a punishment is so inherently funny. we’re sentencing you to become a beautiful magical creature that can live indefinitely and breathe fire and kill men with your bite. oh nooooooooo. anything but thattttttt. bad news, I’m a reptile. good news, I no longer have to pay my tithe to the church.

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chivalry is alive and well

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Lucifer Ending Kiss

Pretty wild to get to this:

We have to choose this in 11-14:

Additional screens for refresher.

I showed no favoritism towards Luci during my playthrough. I didn’t really opt for romance with the exception of Diavolo.

To me this shows that Lucifer is looking for someone who TRULY understands him to be his romantic partner. This is so so important that even though this happened so long ago in the past, it affects him to this day. He needs someone who understands how much he loves his family and the lengths he’s willing to go for them. Perhaps he never felt truly understood by anyone.

And now I feel more fond of Lucifer. Send help!

Credit to: this reddit post and the wiki contributor that figured it out: https://www.reddit.com/r/obeyme/s/nm7iorL4Ma

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TO BE LOVED IS TO BE CHANGED | DIAVOLO . *. ⋆ ⊹ ౨ৎ˚₊

꒰ main pairing ꒱ Lord Diavolo x Reader

꒰ inspired by ꒱ The Baby (2022): you don't need to have watched it to understand the plot as this series will be loosely based off the firsts episodes before the baby's true origins were revealed!

꒰ summary ꒱ When a person is about to graduate from college there are many things to worry about — finding a job, finishing the last assignments from their classes, and even finding ways to make reliable money — trying to take care of a baby from a now dead woman that had been screaming about ‘it’ being a demon should not be one of them.

꒰ warnings ꒱ blood & gore, possessive behavior, death, violence, swearing, child endangerment & exploitation, and kidnapping.

꒰ author's note ꒱ this is my first series in general so any comments regarding it (or dm’s) are appreciated and encouraged! I would love to hear you guys' thoughts on it

CHAPTER NAVIGATION

PROLOGUE —Villain and violent, infant and innocent

Being friendly with those who lived nearby in your apartment building can come in handy especially while living outside of campus; this is highly recommended if you also have a roommate. Until a nice weekend at the house in the beach ends up with a dead roommate and — a demon baby?

CHAPTER 1

CHAPTER 2

CHAPTER 3

CHAPTER 4

CHAPTER 5

CHAPTER 6

CHAPTER 7

CHAPTER 8

CHAPTER 9

CHAPTER 10

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I think like, cuddling with barb would be so odd…

at least at first,

cause whenever I try to imagine him sleeping I either imagine,

1: him sleeping upside down like a bat

2: him sleeping like a wooden plank, straight on his back, arms to his sides, legs together.

now for mc’s sake let’s just imagine option 2 lol,

I could see starting out, though I’m sure he’d never admit it right away, he would be a little flustered over the idea of sharing a bed.. ofc his brain doesn’t go to anything inappropriate, he’s a gentleman after all, but for some reason something in his chest just feels so tingly and warm for the first time in a while so he’s just…. A little bit bashful? and for some reason the way that incorporates into actually sharing a bed, he accidentally acts like if he even breaths towards mc he’ll explode.

ofc once mc brings this up, he would definitely admit his feelings, explaining that it has nothing to do with them at all and it’s just his own mind being a bit foolish. Mc of course would explain that they have no problem with the two holding onto each other in any way! so after that he’d probably loosen up a LOT

though I do think he is most definitely a back sleeper, he probably starts to sleep on his side so then he can snuggle mc,(maybe sometimes he’ll allow mc to lay ontop of him? But I always imagine him looking so scrawny so ik I would definitely feel nervous doing that lol. Also I don’t think he’d like feeling restrained for some reason???? Or maybe he would?) when the two are snuggling I could see him being pretty still during the night, he doesn’t toss or turn, once he finds a nice position that feels good for both him and mc he is out like a light. However I feel like he is also a light sleeper, due to his job and stuff. So if anything happens during the night, like mc having a bad dream or simply getting up to use the restroom, he is sat STRAIGHT up and ready to make are his partner is ok.

Though over time he’d probably end up sleeping a bit heavier, not a whole lot, but he really gets comfortable and probably looses his work mindset for a while.

(also imagine snuggling and his tail his wrapped lovingly around mc’s leg or waist❤️❤️ this would be SO nice especially on warm nights((there’s no way that CREATURE doesn’t naturally run cold))

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Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.

I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.

Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.

And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!

Is that not just the coolest shit ever????

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It's summer!

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Are they having a laugh?

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dni omg AAHJKGHG SHES SOOOOOFGHJFHJFGN

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Nobody will miss you, NB Devil's tree levelling system

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who could beat Goku? (no Luke)

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Love denied💔, magic applied🪄

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Trying not to cry because I miss Obey Me already and it’s not even a week…how can they just stop releasing new content?