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Obey me but everytime you make Diavolo sad , Barbatos runs you over with a car.
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Hello, can I rq a matchup (undateables included)? i'm 5'9, slender but strong, cancer, INFJ, I'm always very calm but blush easily, always quiet until my patience runs out. I like to cook(I'm pro-chef), I never let anyone see me cry-sad, Lots of self-deprecating jokes. I love music, vgames and snuggles. I take direct action when something seems unfair even if it hurts me, i'm the mom friend(I made coffee when they're drunk, make special lunches, help them to clean things like that) Thank you ❤❤
Hello,
So sorry for such a long wait! Also, hello fellow cancer! :3
First, I want to say I can see you being very close friends with everyone, especially Leviathan and the twins! Whether it’s gaming with Levi, snuggling with Belphie, or making Beel a special snack, you definitely have a strong bond with the three of them! You also have a solidarity/friendship bond with Barbatos and Simeon! The three of you have your own private chat to vent about the stressors of being the mom-friend!
Moving on to your matchup! I had to think about this a little bit but I do believe that the best match for you is…

Mammon! With Satan being a close runner-up!
Self-deprecating humor? Mammon will be there to remind you, “not to talk about HIS human that way”. There’s nothing wrong with those types of jokes now and then but he will make sure you’re never too hard on yourself.
Mammon loves your comforting presence and likes to feel taken care of! Being the second eldest, he secretly looks after his younger brothers and worries about Lucifer so he appreciates all you do by looking out for them too! He also likes being taken care of for a change.
The biggest reason I chose Mammon is because you take action when something is unfair, even to the point of hurting yourself. This is a trait I am also guilty of I can guarantee that Mammon will appreciate that. Mammon is often treated unfairly by others assuming the worst of him. With you there to advocate for him, he grows to admire you and fall in love with you.
I also see this as the reason why Satan would be a good match. Satan is often misunderstood as well. He’d likely seek you out more once he saw you standing up for others and yourself. He appreciates bravery and standing up for what is right.
Introverts and extroverts can bring out the best in each other which is what you and Mammon do. Mammon is happy to have days where he has you all to himself because he doesn’t like sharing after all!
Satan is more of an ambivert but prefers the introverted lifestyle so you two would also be a great match!
I think you’d find happiness with either of those two!
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Solomon: I learned some very valuable lessons from this Barbatos: I'm guessing they're all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should have taken away Solomon: Death isn't real and I'm basically God Barbatos:
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My best friends out for coffee in the human world. (I took the picture)
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Would any kind souls click my invite link for the Infinity Nikki event? Please 🥺
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...I do believe the word you're looking for is "daddy", not father... 😈
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What if Diavolo made Barbatos speak in Gen Alpha terms one day.
“Skibidi day to you, MC.”
“The brothers are your fine shyts or.. huzz, correct?”
“It would be unprofessional of me to Hawk Tuah spit-on-that-thang in Lucifers food, I’m afraid I cannot do anything of the sort.”
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Excuse me HOW MANY???? What do you mean 12 😭😭😭
Where does he even put them???? Wtf 😭😭
Can somebody PLEASE help me imagine how 6 pairs of wings fit on Lucifer's back??? Cuz even my imagination can't reach it. 😭🙏🏻
Some more info about Lucifer's wings..
Lucifer with his wings wet, dragging on the floor behind him tho... sounds pretty hot ngl 😍✨
LUCIFER THE MOP 🧽🧽
😂😂😂
Lesson 13-A NB
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Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet
#my mom’s side is Irish#and never lost touch with their culture#and this post explains so much#literally crying at these#🤣🤣🤣
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being turned into a dragon as a punishment is so inherently funny. we’re sentencing you to become a beautiful magical creature that can live indefinitely and breathe fire and kill men with your bite. oh nooooooooo. anything but thattttttt. bad news, I’m a reptile. good news, I no longer have to pay my tithe to the church.
#i have always wanted to be the dragon#princess? nope. knight? nah. dragon? fuck yeah#how is that a punishment?#you’re helping me achieve my lifelong dream
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chivalry is alive and well
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Lucifer Ending Kiss
Pretty wild to get to this:
We have to choose this in 11-14:
Additional screens for refresher.
I showed no favoritism towards Luci during my playthrough. I didn’t really opt for romance with the exception of Diavolo.
To me this shows that Lucifer is looking for someone who TRULY understands him to be his romantic partner. This is so so important that even though this happened so long ago in the past, it affects him to this day. He needs someone who understands how much he loves his family and the lengths he’s willing to go for them. Perhaps he never felt truly understood by anyone.
And now I feel more fond of Lucifer. Send help!
Credit to: this reddit post and the wiki contributor that figured it out: https://www.reddit.com/r/obeyme/s/nm7iorL4Ma
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