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elizakai · 6 months ago

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Oh shit I spilled some.. Coffee...

NOOOOOOO PLEASEEEE KREJN

i’ll cry actually

KREJN DONT😭😭 *devestation*

KEEP YOUR MONEY YOUVE ALLREADY TIPPED ME SEVERAL TIMESSASSS EUEUEUEUEHEINFDND

#i cantTtT #asks #KIDND #girly pop #hitting my head on the floor #you don’t understand how much i appreciate #AND HOW MUCH IM GOING TO SMASH THE WALL because pls pls don’t waste your MONEY WAAAAAH😭😭😭

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somegrumpynerd · 3 months ago

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Imagine being Cross, thinking he's so cool and mysterious for staying with someone outside of the castle for a night and not telling them about it and then he gets to Epic's house in the omega timeline and he's like "hey man, one of my roommates is hanging with his friend with benefits or whatever, I hope you don't mind" and it's fucking Killer

#UTDR #UTMV #Cross Sans #Epic Sans #Killer Sans #More implied ColorKiller for you #I don't know why this image was just in my head and it's so funny to me #He thinks he's the coolest guy in the group for having a secret friend in the omega timeline #And then gets hit with the most casual ''hey cross c:'' while Killer's on their floor #Whether they actually are dating or not is up to you #I think Epic would describe them as fwb regardless #Either to annoy Color or to be like ''the benefit is not getting murdered''#Anyway I need to sleep byeeee

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a2zillustration · 5 months ago

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You weren't going to talk your way out of this one, Croissant.

[[ All Croissant Adventures (chronological, desktop) ]]

[[ All Croissant Adventures (app) ]]

#I had a whole scenario in my head of a possible conversation with the brain #but ultimately it didn't work with how the game went #and that's ok!#Croissant was really hoping that the brain was just Like This because of the crown but there was no time for talking #It had to go #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #act III spoilers #croissant adventures #tav #netherbrain #prince orpheus #lae'zel #comics #Wait hang on the last part of this fight was so frustrating actually ngjkflndsjlhk #I cut a comic about it but like ??? I'm a resource hoarder and saved all my good stuff for the end #And then divine intervention had a 1% chance of hitting or whatever #Also because of my wonky camera I just completely missed that the floor collapsed it was a mess

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pinchan · 1 year ago

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common sense means nothing between the strongest

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imthursdaysyme · 1 year ago

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Installment 1/3 of wrestlers: Eddie pushed Steve off the couch and Steve brought Eddie with him

#drawing #art #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #in my mind they wrestle #they tumbling #I like to think they were watching a movie of Eddie’s like some horror shit and Steve just made some stupid comment #and Eddie cuffed him on the head and so Steve gripped his shirt #and well #down they went #he said if I’m going down you’re going down with me #I like to think Jonathan is sitting on the couch still like what the fuck #as Steve and Eddie are tumbling on the floor and bump into the coffee table and robin just lifts her feet like this is normal and Jon’s like #bro pls why and he falls on the ground from them hitting everything and Eddie accidentally grabbing his leg #and then poor Jon mr sweet sibling relationship doesn’t understand the art of tumbling with your friends #except steddie are together but this is for fun #anyway #digital art

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lovesickeros · 3 months ago

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now that natlan is out it's tsaritsa yearning hours again because i am one nation closer to either being horribly disappointed or foaming at the mouth!

creator!reader w a little side of conflicted tsaritsa is such good food I can't not yap about it. a woman who has dedicated so much of her life to severing herself from "love" of all kinds and succeeding and. just being so confident that when she meets you she's bitter and angry and mean. because she can't stand you. she isn't supposed to love yet you worm your way into her heart anyway and you don't even know it.

especially in smth like an imposter au. she tells herself your just a tool for her to use but your treated like the Divine you really are, pampered and spoiled every step. tells herself it means nothing when she indulges you – let's you hold her hand in private, eventually let's you move aside the veil, just a little.

and she hates it. hates how easy it is to let you break down the ice she's built up for years.

all you do is smile and she feels like she can't breathe. because despite how violently she rejects love in all aspects, it always bleeds through eventually. she despises it but the way you brush your thumbs over her cheeks makes her bitter and warm and it infuriates her to no end.

she hates you and she loves you and she can't stand you and if you were ever taken from her she'd destroy every inch of teyvat if she had to go get you back.

and ironically enough I think she'd also be the one to initiate any first kiss. maybe she's still trying to convince herself it's just a fluke and itll make her realize it meant nothing, it means nothing. desperate to fix whatever you've done to her and instead it just makes it worse.

a horrible mess of a woman who gave up on love just to be confronted with it when she finally accepted it's absence.

#sagau #genshin sagau #self aware genshin #genshin impact sagau #self aware genshin impact #genshin cult au #genshin impact cult au #tsaritsa #new nation releases. i can only think abt the tsaritsa. checks out.#yearning so bad i cracked my phone screen but im still using it 2 make it everyone elses problem lol #this is kind of similar 2 another yapping session i wrote s while back but ehe #snezhnaya will ruin me istg #constantly torn between manipulative tsaritsa and tsaritsa who is nothing but tender because she is love. even if dhe rejects it #she is both and its horrible 2 try snd write like. okay.#soft tsaritsa is so tasty though....kissing your wrist in mock reverence before the archons #letting you snd you alone see her face beneath the veil. smug and horribly arrogant but so madly incomprehensibly in love it consumes u both #but also possessive tsaritsa is so 🤤#reverts to her old ways immediately. frigid ice cube until further notice. she won't confront them in front of you but lord #she is sending them to dottore STAT #shivering at the cold stare of the tsaritsa on your back knowing shes .7 seconds away from making teyvat enter an ice age #i hc her senses like taste/touch/smell r severely dulled. not related just a small hc :]#a fun fact if u will #soft tsaritsa is good but dhehjssjsjs tsaritsa being overprotective and possessive hits different rn.....#i need her to sling me over her shoulder and lock me away just let me bring my cat and heating pad im set #head empty tsaritsa scaring off any other wannabe suitors while acting innocent (no ones buying it bc her glare is MURDEROUS)#that and the floor is starting to ice over.#n e way 💤💤💤

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michsmeesh · 1 year ago

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i have been unable to stop thinking about these two since volume 1 dropped on friday and my witcher hyperfix just hit me again at full fucking force

in other words THEY FINALLY GAVE US THE QUEER POLY BARD WE DESERVED RAAAHHHHHHH

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bludpudding · 1 month ago

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CORI WITH BOYD’S TATTOO

#he usually dresses like he’s never seen clothes before but Jesus Christ he hit me upside the head with this look #he just felt like being Cori again for a day #and I’m down on bended knee #I’m rolling around on the floor #the sandman #the corinthian #boyd holbrook #my posts

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baeshijima · 25 days ago

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how dramatic

#may the stars guide you <3 #sorry this popped in my head again #mr reca the man that u are.... i lov u... ourghrghg #congratulations to hit game honkai star rail for being the only game to have god-tier character mr. reca !!!#falls to the floor once again looping his cutscene in cn dub bc ourghgh it does things to me

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nadianova · 2 months ago

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psa if you're ever in a trust fall type situation with me i will jokingly say i wont catch you but make it sound like i will catch you and when you do fall i will in fact not catch you

#ill be nice enough to let you hit your head on my shins instead of the hard floor tho

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kreachvera · 7 months ago

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#(chucks this on the floor) kya! eww what is that (runs away) (hits head on low hanging branch and bleeds out into the snow)#theyre funny as hell. to me.#step into my mind. feed on my boring yuri nothingslop.#this has no literate standing other than i thought their interactions were funny.#crow voice: (stirring finger around the rim of my glass) haha ur soooo boring. ahhh i want to kill you lol❤️#and they were swordswomen.#by god.........they were swordswomen.#crow kuruwaba #ky kiske #guilty gear #robart #btw they will find me dead in colerado next monday at 7:12am

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kunikisss · 2 months ago

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keegan russ forcemasc

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zhongrin · 11 months ago

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i have a confession to make.

my number one ship isn't zhongrin.

......... it's my parents.

they're so cute i can't even hskdsdjoenecowjfb aaaaAAAAAAAaaAA THEY TOOK A PHOTO FOR CHRISTMAS AND I AM SO HEARTBROKEN BC IT'S BLURRY AS FUCK BUT THEY LOOK SO CUTE WHY IS LIFE LIKE THIS I NEED A NEW PHONE LOCK WALLPAPER BRO WHY IS MY BROTHER SHIT AT TAKING PHOTOS RAAAAAAAAA

#rin rambles #HITTING MY FIST AGAINST THE FLOOR LITERALLY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY #LAYING ON THE FLOOR KICKING MY FEET THROWINF A TANTRUM #tHIS IS A CRIME #i wish i can show yall but i am *not* doxxing my parents lol #all you need to know is my mom can't smile when taking photos BUT SHE SMILES IN THIS PHOTO #AND THEIR HEADS ARE LEANING AGAINST EACH OTHER AND AND #I JUST KNOW MY DAD IS PROBABLY DOING THE 'i will poke you even though i know you are not ticklish but i know it makes you smile' FOR THE-#-PHOTO AUDHAIDHSJDHAKDJSLDJSL

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suokumi · 2 months ago

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People tend to forget about words' actual (dictionary) meanings and get offended by what they think the word actually means

I know it's because of society, but maybe the problem not in the word but in the way people approach it

And maybe instead of trying to police the word, it's better to police your use of that word

#suo shut up #i love the discussions with friends that make me think about that stuff #but sometimes I just want to hit my head against the wall #probably bcs the views from those discussions are unchangeable for both parties and it can get a bit frustrating #it's a good source of studying tho #good reason to try and understand things better if you're actually lacking knowledge on some stuff #drops on the floor #I did not get enough sleep to deal with it jtyjffhgf

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drakonovisny · 2 months ago

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i only did it twice in my life: once as a kid about 6 years of age and once while drinking on meds i was not supposed to drink on. curious to hear y'all stories 👀

#the first time i woke up from walking into my grandmother's fancy cupboard and hitting my head on it #the ringing of it contents woke everyone in the apartment up #the adults didn't believe i was sleepwalking and berated me for not being careful enough “on my way to the bathroom”#i was so pissed because i knew i wasn't awake but nobody believed me #the second time happened after our final prom or however you call it in english #my mom gave me some strong anti-anxiety meds #i didn't stay all night as was tradition‚ my best friend at the time and i went to my grandparent's cabin by the seaside #we drank like one glass on wine each and went to sleep on the second floor #i woke up on the couch of the first floor with no memory of how i got down #the floor was covered in sand and so were my feet #the door was supposed to be locked but it wasn't #anyway it's a scary experience and i hope it never happens to me again 👍#polls #drunk posting

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caterjunes · 20 days ago

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what is it about lesbian media that fills me with the heaviest & most profound sadness in the pit of my stomach, in my throat, under my heart.

#keeping it fun and funky fresh #personal #matty watches #i am not even talking about things like carol (which absolutely did leave me with an indescribable aching sensation for days)#or bloom into you which i am watching now (i can't get the opening song out of my head and it feels like it's stealing my breath)#i'm talking about fucking Enchanting Grom Fright from the owl house! which made me so so so sad when i watched it back in aug 2020 #and WHY. and for WHAT.#god.#it's like. it's some Gender Feelings for sure. plus ya know. my overall shall we say delicate mental state (:#but for god's sake i can't even watch some yuri without wanting to curl up and weep and subsume into the mossy forest floor #gender blogging #matty's mental health #i watched carol when it came out in 2015 while having the worst time of my life working on ssv oliver hazard perry #and like i said. already was having a horrible horrible time. and left the theatre absolutely emotionally devastated #feeling like i'd been shattered & the pieces just leaned back against each other #and not... really knowing why it was hitting me so hard or why i was feeling so fucking fragile about it #and that. was definitely an Egg Moment. i'd started id'ing as nonbinary like 6 months earlier.#idk. this got away from me #what i'm trying to say is. i'm watching bloom into you and i'm feeling incredibly fragile about it.#but also Why do i feel so incredibly fragile about every single fucking piece of lesbian media i've ever seen #ALSO INB4: I AM ALREADY A GIRL BY NOW AND AM A LESBIAN SO IF ANYONE IS GONNA MAKE AN ~I SUGGEST FORCEFEM~ JOKE PLS DON'T

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