#hiding my shame in the tags

[daftydill]

Please nobody know what I’m referencing…

[goldensugarywaffles]

Good news to those of you who enjoyed Curiosity Killed the Cat! I'll be back very soon! I've been busy with school and it's currently finals week but I hope to wrap all this up and get back to writing!

Let me know if you want to be tagged when the next chapters come out.

Taglist: @tito-the-mermaid @juju-227592 @thedarkwinterrose @zaheraaelmira @hangsang-jh

[nenoname]

still love how the book starts out with stan beating up the statue and taking ford's discarded one dollar bills and then ends with stan completely destroying bill and ripping up money just to spite him

[shakingparadigm]

okay but seriously all jokes aside I really do understand ivan. like having a schedule so packed and busy is so insanely draining no matter how long you've conditioned yourself to endure it. sacrificing certain things like lunch or sleep just to gain the slightest bit more time for yourself is something that feels almost essential to keeping yourself together and not feeling like you're losing yourself in the cycle completely. it's like its own little act of rebellion in a way, something along the lines of you can drown me in work and monotony but I'll keep carving these little spaces of time for what little I have for myself, even if I have to carve them out of my own chest. I will sacrifice parts of myself to ensure that I don't fully succumb to whatever you're trying to make me into. I am human, this is the proof, I will make time even if it ruins me. you know?? yeah. you get it

[saturncoyote]

Something about giant super computers and the concept of being naked

[jaylaxies]

if you can’t respect writers who are providing you w fanfics free of cost then you don’t get any rights to shit on them either.

[what-have-i-unleashed]

⚠️WARNING: CRINGE AHEAD⚠️

purely self-indulgent bullshit. crying with shame as i write this.

we drink at the bar. whiskey for you and a cranberry cocktail for me. the fuzzy effects of light alcohol and soft jazz music in the background gives me a speck of courage to invite you over to my place. you look at me, eyes half-lidded as you put down your fifth glass of the night.

sure, you say, grabbing my sleeve. and there we go, appearing in my apartment in a blink.

what do you want? you ask. because i always want something from you.

i giggle, filled with wonder and adoration, leaning down over your small frame. come on, i wanna show you something naughty.

it is only my meager transformers figure collection i display on a shelf in my bedroom. but i am very proud of it. i can see you nod and listen with boredom as i explain each figure with much enthusiasm, my drunken flair fueling my childlike excitement.

but maybe i shouldn't have turned my back to you, because a moment later i hear a thump as you land on my bed. i turn around, only to see a stack of very familiar color-coded papers in your hands. you skim through the pages, and i stand still horrified as if waiting judgement from the gods.

as you keep quiet, i fiddle with my shirt and try to diffuse the awkwardness. look, uhm, it's just a first draft. i'm still working on it. no one is supposed to look at it!

you don't say anything, making me even more nervous.

so! so i know it's bad! but! but i will work on it-

this is foreplay i'm reading, ain't i? you ask, cutting through my babbles.

y-yes...?

hmm, you hum. not sure how i feel about being under killer, but whatever. it's not too bad.

something blooms in my chest. i shuffle towards you and kneel at the edge of the bed to be at your eye level. do you have any suggestion, then? i ask, timid and shameless at the same time.

you look at me, white eyelights with their oh-so-familiar calculating gleam. you bony hand catch on my arm and pull me onto the bed as i let out a surprised and embarrassed squeak.

i stare, starstruck and flushed, as your face leans closer to mine.

... how about i just show you?

[freakstertoff]

My brain with NOT stfu about is Killers experimentation becoming kinky. Not that it always would be, but it could, you understand.

Why.. why I'm I like this?

[feelo-fick]

boo. :)

[jadedloverart]

Smoke & Honey - COMPLETE

Word count: 4,414

Summary:

There could be no wrong thing in this night of crisp air, where the smoke trailed from the ends of several glowing cigarettes, reaching their ghostly tendrils towards the stars. Together, Lena and the handsome stranger stepped into the subtle warmth of a street lamp, breathing in the city's scentscape. In the still air between them, a voice, soft and deep, curled into her ears with its pleasant timbre.

"My name's Kara. Who might you be?"

At Kara's welcoming smile her heart thudded, her own mind determined to ignore its dim recognition of the fact that she didn't actually know the person she had just left the club with. She couldn't bring herself to care, as her eyes roamed across Kara's face, taking in her sharp jawline, and the line of her nose.

"I'm Lena."

A dirty club bathroom smut fic

[edgepunk]

ok so I gathered enough courage to talk about the petegwen AU where they both have powers, so here are some sketches of their suits

Peter's backstory is pretty much the same, he's been Spider-Man since he was 15. Ben died. You know the story.

Gwen got her powers during the first year of college, because she got an internship at Oscorp and one of their pesky spiders got her while she was working.

Gwen is more of a mix of 616, TASM and TSSM, she's kind of a nerdy prep and has some of 616's bitchy attitude (/positive. we love complex female characters here) because ngl I'm not a fan how Spider-Gwen was handled in the comics, she feels like a completely different character rather than a variant of Gwen. While I did change a lot, I still wanted to keep the essence of her OG iteration.

They at first didn't know each other's identities (they're both dense <3) and had a rivarly going on when Gwen got her powers, because she was too stubborn to accept Spider-Man's help, but they eventually became a team. It takes them a really fucking long time to realize who they are, because I thought it'd be funny that they both go fight bad guys, feeling guilty and thinking that they ditched their girlfriend/boyfriend only to be like "no no it's okay it's okay" while they're both sweaty af from the fight and they still don't realize.

Then they start catching feelings for each other as Spider-Man and Spider-Woman (👀) and they feel even worse now, because they're in a relationship.

Yeah they're both stupid and find out each other's identities when they kiss each other in the heat of the moment after an intense fight with the Sinister Six. They kinda just. Figure out. The kiss feels familiar and then they yell at each other for not spilling the beans, then they laugh it off.

Anyway yeah it's v cheesy and self-indulgent. That's it for now.

[cuteniaarts]

Mirror, mirror, on the wall...

Who's the fairest of them all?

[thornheartless]

Occasionally loveposting about Nada on main instead of my selfship sideblog for me is the equivalent of firing a gun into the air to keep rent down. We're feral about fictional characters here, real ones only please!

[sophieinwonderland]

Invent conlang.

Spawn a new altar who speaks said conlang and not anyone else’s.

No one else speaks the conlang fluently.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Oh no! LOL! 🤣

[skullaton]

THE GINGERBREAD IMAGE IS FROSTING

FROSTING!!!!!!

It fell off of the roof oh my gosh no I just thought that the face that it made was kinda creepy and funny ; ∆ ;

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! IT IS FROSTING HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE!!!!

THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE OH GOD.

I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE FACE PHGKLAHGLAKHOLH

i am laughing an ungodly amount i am so sorry i feel so silly for not noticing

[walking-fnaf-encyclopedia]

i rarely ever ship anything ever but sometimes i see two characters and get the overwhelming urge to make them qpps