#thorn talks

[thornheartless]

I love how the duality of non-avian dinosaur names is like

"This one is called velociraptor, meaning swift robber, because of its adaptations for running. This one is called utahraptor because you'll never guess where we found it."

[thorn-prince]

I hate climate change. WHERE!! IS MY SNOW!! I AM A DRAGON OF COLD THINGS. WHERE'S MY FROST AND ICE??? IT'S DECEMBER.

[thornheated]

Pro tip:

You can imagine making out with your f/o, desperate and sloppy style. As a bonus, you can also imagine them pushing you against a wall or you pushing them against a wall. Why not also follow that up with imagining them needily grinding against you?

[thornheartfelt]

*Runs around in circles like a feral creature*

I NEED TO KISS FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!!!!

[thorn-pup]

The age regressor experience of getting kids show theme songs stuck in your head

[thornheartless]

Ratatouille supervillain AU

[thornheartless]

Jumpscared myself by not noticing that I'd accidentally clicked on this video

[thorn-prince]

Shout-out to AI that don't identify as robots, do not have/always present in a physical form and who may represent themselves with an organic appearing avatar

[thornheated]

Thinking about shape changing tentacles that can get thicker at will

[thornheartless]

@cosmordial

t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.

[thornheartfelt]

Some shorter f/o things:

Cuddling them in your lap

Imagine them wearing one of your shirts that's potentially oversized on them

Become the ultimate big spoon, practically curl up around them

Look at how well their hand could fit in yours

Just compare the size of your hands overall actually

If they can't reach then you get to be creative in kissing them in ways such as you leaning down, them tugging you down by your clothing or standing on something

[thornheartless]

I've been fighting for my life against autocorrect

[thorn-prince]

The otherkin experience of feeling on edge when someone else is in your room because uhhh please get out of my den/lair/nest

[thornheated]

I NEED HOT ROBOT SEX NOW

[thornheartfelt]

Sometimes you just need to sprinkle a bit of angst in your selfship, for enrichment

[thorn-pup]

I'm world's sleepiest pup