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gongyussy · 25 days ago

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good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ終わった終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

#'this is my old man yaoi masterpiece' <3333 #soooooo cute she is SO excited and pleased about it and so giddily interacting with international fans about it #and marvelling to japanese fans like: did you guys know about this??? old man yaoi \o\ \o/#psttt michiru-sensei you want to do a severance doujinshi soooo bad. please.#meanwhile foul thing from jp twitter this week is the man boasting about how he made deepfake p*rn of his girlfriend's best friend #because he couldn't stop thinking about her #and also he thought he was being such a Good Boyfriend he actually told his girlfriend about it #and he was furious she was furious #he was like women........ i'm doing this for the good of our relationship but women never understand our (men's) sacrifices #you know all those doombait articles about how japan is going to go extinct #maybe that should happen.#anyway. let old man yaoi heal you until then.#michiru sonoo #manga #yaoi #twitter #old man yaoi #queer #gay #long post #lgbt #japan #japanese

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dickgraysonmybeloved · 23 days ago

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Bruce, High on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but one of you is adopted

The Batfam: …

Dick: .. only one?

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badolmen · 1 year ago

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WARNING 18+

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3 #40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering

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heph · 2 months ago

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The tech guy in movies

#gravity falls #stan pines #stanford pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #grunkle ford #ford pines #Some notes: I don't think Stanford swears before getting thrown into the portal.#And then in the multiverse he was introduced to a multitude of different curse words and started cursing left and right LOL #When he came back #due to proximity with family he stopped cursing for the most part #but then one time on the Stan o War when he was really really stressed ... This happened HEODNAK #Ford stubbing his toe near the kids (now teens): FFFFFFUUUUiiiddleford Mcgucket . My pal from college.#Haha yes that was what I was going to say definitelyDipper: it's okay Grunkle Ford we know the fuck word #Mabel: (dramatic gasp) dipper you can't say that!!!!!!!!!

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miyakuli · 2 months ago

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#helluva boss #stolitz #omggg did Blitz cross out his name from the mug to put stolas' name instead (*o*) THAT'S SO DOMESTIC <333 #cute #my posts #jsy huochai

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cozylittleartblog · 2 years ago

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not that we didn't already Know belos was full of shit, but it's even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him

#toh #the owl house #emperor belos #papa titan #the titan #art #doodles #comic #fanart #watching and dreaming #captioned #brief visit to ye olde days of memeing on belos... those still get spread around #i hope the titan saw him get his shit stomped in before they passed on #like yes luz was right there but did the titan actually get to see it. i hope so #shoulda been broadcast on penstagram too #there's a piece of fanart i wanted to draw after. i think o titan where art thou. but i never got around to it #because it had animation in it. and im regretting it now #maybe i will finally do it. and something else too #the whole titan reveal brings with it a lot of tropes and ideas that absolutely destroy me personally #and i need to Draw about it #edit - thank you anistarrose for the caption!#''he wasn't Really alive'' you're right they were a secret third thing. the heart still beats. they were still Somewhere #but it's easier to just say Alive. it's not Technically wrong #i try to keep my captions short ok

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catcrumb · 5 months ago

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#crumb #hi im back o/

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simonbrain · 4 months ago

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sitting at the bar with your bestie and jokingly saying, "i wish that was me," when she spews about how her man made her come so many times the other night they almost hit double digits. you doubt anyone is paying attention to the two of you gossiping and giggling like fools, and you share that you haven't been laid in a while.

"it's been eight months, actually." you pout, slapping her arm when she gawks and splutters something about finding you someone to shag in the back alley right away.

if only you noticed the guy with the fuckass mohawk sitting on the other side of you, intently eavesdropping on your personal conversation. he likes your friend's idea; surely you'll let him pull a few orgasms out of you outside before he fingerbangs you in the car on the way home and finally finishes you in his bed.

ten's a big number to aim for, but johnny's nothing if not utterly determined to ruin the pretty girl who's had him rock hard since she walked in.

#keeping this strictly johnny shouldn't be this hard #'already tired hen? we're just getting started' when you attempt to escape after your fifth o #you wanted ten no? or were you thinking higher? he's happy to indulge either way #and so will his lieutenant—#(gunshots)#soap #john soap mctavish x reader #john mactavish x reader #rainwrites 𐙚

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sirenetica · 11 months ago

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I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door

DDVAU created by @xmaruu11 and @kitsuneisi

#cracks knuckles #hermitshipping #desert duo #scarian #ddvau #ddvau fanart #my art #desert duo fanart #hotguy #cuteguy #gtws hotguy #grian cuteguy #sun/moon stuff to come later this week :)#if you're from the ddvau server hi!! waves!!! o/

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teddybeartoji · 4 months ago

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you kiss the back of toji's hand one day very casually before intertwining your fingers with his and the man just kind of shuts down . bc what the hell did you just do????? kissed his hand?? you kissed his hand????? that's.. what?????? isn't he supposed to be kissing yours?????? and the fact that you're now just acting like nothing happened has him staring at you with widened eyes and slightly furrowed brows. you turn back to check on him because you realize that he's not following you anymore and just laugh lightheartedly when you see the faint blush on his cheeks and his burning ears. brining his hand to your mouth again, you press another kiss to his knuckles with a teasing smile glued to your lips and that makes him snap out of his daze. he tries to brush you off with a quiet click of his tongue but you know he liked it. you know he loved it.

#toji gets easily flustered by his s/o nobody can tell me otherwise #this is a fact #hand holding is a foreign concept to him anyway and now you're kissing his hand too??????????? DO YOU WANT HIM DEADDD????#no but yeah i think he'd love that a lot #like aaaa lot a lot #:3333333333 #toji #mickey is daydreaming

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swampybogg · 4 months ago

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#vampire hunter d #vhd #art #illustration #I think I like best how it's a recall of klimt's figures but in contrast D is alone - an emphasis of his solitude #The gold surrounding him a symbol of his status and how above it all he his - looking past us to something we can't even imagine #Don't forget to check out the VHD Zine ! P-O opened yesterday ( can't believe Saiko of all people is in it omg )#also yeah ~ I'll be making prints of it~#I have to get things into order but do keep an eye out if you're interested!#I think it'd be cool to look into gold foil too ooh ꒰´͈ 0 ॣ`͈⌗꒱💖#Hmm ~ but yes the motif I had going into this drawing was the “horseman of death”#makes me think about the brothers and which ones they would symbolize of the the remaining horsemen....#anyways have a wonderful day ! (❀ •̀ᴗ•́ )��♡#and now onto the next D drawing🌚

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shanklin · 3 days ago

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Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling.

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up.

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that.

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #the mystery shack #afterwards stan can be seen gently petting the kitchen door #the lightbulb shines a little brighter #that time in the show where soos mentioned how funny it would be if the exit door was actually a closet #thats a game the shack likes to play with soos #the kids are bored or need a new room? suddenly they find a mysterious new room in the shack #stan cant find his remote? the shack just really wanted to watch old timey movies with stan. it knows stan best. it knew stan would have fu #stans thr shacks blorbo after all #stan also turned the shack from a cold messy research facility into a fun home that gets lots of visitors #the shack loves the tourists and mr mystery #so many stories and different people to watch #stan also hasnt paid the electricity bill in years everything still works somehow #and if they hadnt defeated gideom when they did the shavk wouldve shown that little bastard why they used to call it the murder hut 😡#the thing is ford already checked if hes cursed or if something elsemis going on with the shack and he put gravity falls weirdness factor #into account but he cant find anything out of the ordinary #the shack is just going backt o normal.everytime he turns his scanners on to check #besides theres no way the shack would turn against ford -its his house he built it #so it definitely cant be that

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hinamie · 6 months ago

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9 / 266

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #itadori yuuji #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk 266 #fanart #jjk fanart #itafushi #jujutsu kaisen fanart #used th itfs tag bc its implied and this is an itfs piece i said so #i dont think ive seen this parallel made yet??? but its ok if it has #i just had the idea hit at gross o clock last night when i ws alr exhausted n had 2 force myself to sleep instead of drawing it #i just . clutches chest . YUUJI #th char development the emotional maturity..#the willingness to put aside his gojo voice personal feelings in favour of giving megumi agency over his own life #rather than burden him with expectations the way every1 has done fr both of them over the course of the series...#tears in my eyes thats my mc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway art notes i think lower one is some of the best yuuji hair ive drawn 2 date #it's kind of similar to one of my 265 redraws but i think i struck a better balance in how thoroughly i rendered it here #proud of my me but also SO grateful tht yuuji has not been fighting me lately #so much yuuji content these past chapters i cant imagine th frustration having to Also fight him in order 2 create content fr them #anyway itafushi kaisen is real and canon and alive and yuuji singlehandedly discovered th cure 2 my mental illness w this line

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acesluvrxx · 7 months ago

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NO ONE TALKS ABOUT HIM.

ughh him at 40 is so MMMFHGGFHUJVKUVIFHKDJDSLK the way we're growing old together :3 WE DO IT EVEN WHEN HIS BUSH HAIRS TURN GRAY or idk maybe i really REALLY like him with stubble BUT?? HES HOT WITH STUBBLE LIKE IM SNIFFING THE SCREEN SO HARD UGHH I CAN SMELL HIS MERA MERA

#meow i can feel his stubble tickling my bundle of nerves #im choking on it rn btw #id say 40 y/o ace needs more attention butt also back off!! this is my man right here #HES SO MMM #NGH ITS EVERYWHERE #FLOOD WARNING #liana yapping about ace 😻#one piece #portgas d ace #ace one piece #fire fist ace #one piece ace #others art #NOT MY ART

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nellandvoid · 5 days ago

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felicia telling irving the only time she ever saw burt scared was when he spent two hours fixing his hair before going to see him,,,,,, irving drawing burt over and over between the times he could see him,,,,,, felicia hugging irving the second she saw him, having lunch with him and telling him stories,,,,,,, irving's getting the "widow that's still loved by the family" treatment by o&d as he rightfully deserved

#nell's yapping #severance #severance season 2 #severance apple tv #severance spoilers #severance season 2 spoilers #him being so scared to go to o&d and then being immediately loved and cared for be felicia was so delicious i loved it #also burt being a badass that tells off administration is incredible #makes sense that the guy initiating all the “rule breaking” would be the one not to let lumon step all over him and his work #INNIE BURT IS LIKE OUTIE IRVING #brb crying #burtirving #burt g #burt goodman #irving bailiff #irving b

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outromoony · 4 days ago

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James: Padfoot isn't answering his phone

Remus: i'll call

James: Pete and I have both tried six times each. What makes you thi—

Sirius: Hello?

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